>Game involves angels and demons
>Go to Hell
>Hell is actually cold and icy
>Ask a demon why it feels like winter
>Demon says "Because we are farthest away from your God's warmth."
>My face
>>381478765
just wait until his next mixtape drops they will be fine
>>381478765
what game senpai?
>>381478765
oo thats deeper than my dick was buried in your mothers ass last nite
>>381478765
What game, fucking weeb?
Sounds like a SMT game
>>381478765
>game has thanatophiacs
>none of them actually want to die, just go around complaining that everything is boring
Hell being fire and all of that other shit was fiction made up in Dante's Inferno. Real Christian hell was only described as a place where you couldn't receive god's love
>>381479025
i bet you laugh like ricky Ricardo when you get fucked in the ass
Hell has not actually been always automatically associated with fire and brimstone through out the history of Christianity and Judaism. Visions of hell being cold and freezing, or combination of both, are pretty frequent as far as I know. There are also mentions of Hell being damp and dark, swamp like, grey and dusty. In Swedenborg's hell, in which humans are not sent as punishment, but which they enter voluntarily, as vile people seek company of other vile people and misery from out of their volition, the air place is damn and swampy and full of clouds of noxious air, but those who inahabit it don't see it as such: in fact to them, sunlight and clean air and warm are ugly, painful and foul.
The point is: it's nice that some developer has paid attention in his history of religion classes, but it's not exactly an original though.
It makes sense. Why would Hell be hot? The bible even said this shit but artists were like "hurr durr, if it's in the earth then it has to be hot"
Humans are retards
When they talk about religions you need esoteric occult knowledge to translate all the fictional events into truth.
Son of god walking on water
The sun litterally rising and setting over water
Snake going up a tree
You doing kundalini meditation to activate psychic centers in your body.
12 apostles 12 zodiac
Etc etc etc
No one understands the esoteric and occultists snuck into religions and made it all nature worship and made it leading to esoteric knowledge.
We are in the end times if you want to get right join the christian army destroy the muslims and jews and study esotericism so you can protect yourself in a mind way
>>381479340
>not knowing that ninth circle of hell, the final one, Cocytus, was completely frozen over
>>381479340
Nope
That has nothing to do with dante retard
You had christians screaming that you are going to burn in hell for not doing what they commanded of you in the 1960s 1990s
>>381479186
>YHVH
>warm
>>381479381
It's like how Vikings in media are shown with horned helmets even though they never wore them
>>381479340
Dante's Inferno was frozen at the bottom retard
>>381479776
You know he's referring to the very much real historical Dante of the 1300s, right?
>>381479653
>>381480057
>and all of that other shit
>>381479776
read a book you fucking nigger
>>381480225
My bad
>>381479340
lol no Jesus said it's hot
>>381479776
Holy shit are you deluded. That propagated because of Dante's inferno which was written hundred of years ago
>>381480057
>>381479653
You retards still neglect the fact that the bulk of hell consisted of flames or heat and even then, I was debunking all of it because it's all based on fucking fiction.
>>381480443
Yeah but m8, the bottom, the furthest from God, was frozen over.
Also,
>not knowing Judaic Sheol was a cold cave
>hell is where you are devoid of any kind of love
>tfw you are living in hell
>>381480657
yeah, in a fictional book which was his point
>>381479340
Guess they gotta represent it in some way
>>381480443
>debunking hell being hot because it's fiction
>hell is not fiction
>>381480443
>storms
>mud
>swamp
>stairs
>fire
>forest
>blood
>metheors
>giants
>various tortures
>ice
There was all kind of shit in hell, fire is like 20% of it
>>381480658
>tfw you have love in your life
>Temperature is an indication of divinity
The fuck are you Christ fags about? The universe is either hot or less hot.
>>381480773
That's irrelevant you 14 year old fuck
>>381480832
>tips fedora
>>381481093
>warmth can only be measured with a thermostat
>>381481198
that was the whole point you dumb faggot, jesus only described hell as a place of darkness
>>381481198
>le not an argument meme
Fuck off
>>381481260
>you are a fedora if you don't believe in hell
>>381481260
Wrong, goy.
>>381480840
Which is why I said earlier "all of that other shit"
>>381481385
>>381481470
>muh fiction
That's completely irrelevant, stay made
>>381480889
I'm happy for you anon.
What's his name?
>>381481558
you have to be at least 18 to post here
>>381481558
First day from /r/athiesm?
>>381481385
>jesus only described hell as a place of darkness
source
I actually liked how Dante's Inferno represented hell, shame that the gameplay was so shitty.
>>381479653
Only because of the wing flaps of Satan and its where all the traitors would end up and be frozen face up in the ice to be eternally shit on
Duh, Hell is often associated with fire because of the lake of fire.
>>381481601You
>>381482058
Hades, Hell and the Lake of Fire are different places.
BIG
SATAN
DONG
This is literally stolen from The Divine Comedy (Inferno by Dante)
>>381479340
Some of the levels of Dante's Inferno weren't too bad honestly.
>>381479776
Fucking troll dude, the Dante's Comedy was written in the early 1300s
>>381481928
Matthew 22:13 “Bind him hand and foot and cast him into the outer darkness. In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.”
>>381478765
>Go to hell
>Devils poke you with tridents
>Lava burning your feet
>Supposed to be painful
>But my soul went there, not my body
>So no nerve receptors are.connected to brain
>Literally eternal boredom
I bet Satan plays Mobil games and brags about it everyday
>>381482587
no he makes you play and beat the mobile games because he's bad at them, the true hell
>>381482587
Your soul can still experience pain...
Even if you don't believe that, your body will join you eventually in Heaven AND Hell at the end of times. (According to Christian MYTHOS)
>>381482587
See: the rich man and Lazarus
>>381478765
WHAT FUCKING GAME!?
>>381482994
Whatever it is, they obviously read the direct quote from Inferno by Dante
>>381482802
>>381482960
Meh, everything we read is man made, I used to be religious and all but now instead I decided I will do what is morally right because it is in my own will to do so, and not obligated by fear.
>>381482765
True hell indeed, imagine not even 3g for online mobils
I heard that in hell they give you a computer where you can only shitpost on /v/ but never actually play videogames
>>381483763
what the fuck I don't remember dying
>>381483637
>muh moral relativity
>>381482765
Dear god
>>381479186
>*record scratch*
>lives in a fucking I don't even know what the fuck that place was supposed to be, but the fact that is called "non euclideian space" tells it all
>warm
Yeah sure
>>381479776
Fuck you