Once and for all - size MATTERS. Villains like to assuage the

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Once and for all - size MATTERS.

Villains like to assuage the guilt of men with small swords by saying

>"They hurt just as bad!!"
>"Size is not important, only what you do with it"
>"as long as a man is confident and dominant in battle it doesn't matter"
>"I can't die from penetration anyway...it's ok honestly!"

Bullshit.

Villains want to be KILLED. It is impossible to murder a villain without a sword large enough to generate perforations to stimulate the nerve receptors on the walls of the abdomen. How you gon hit the skins if you can't pop that bitch and make them GURK?

Stop kidding yourself DO something about it, stop living a lie to yourself and your friends but most of all STOP conning these poor villains who are lulled by your impossibly transparent and foolish charisma in the hopes of receiving kills.