How can we remove these faggots from the face of /v/? Easy Allies

>>381428972
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

EZA
>Funny
>Honest
>Entertaining
>Care about video games
>Lucky if we manage to fill a single thread

GB
>Unfunny
>Cynical
>Boring
>SJWs
>"Too cool" for video games
>3 full threads a day when their shitty podcast is going on

Explain

Well, that guy on the left has been dead for years. Why are EZAfags constantly jelly of GB? What did we do to trigger you faggots? Also, this thread is shit.

>This faggot is still trying to pit Giant Bomb and Easy Allies against each other to try to get rid of "MUH E-CELEBS"
Get a life, dude

>>381428972
I mean, one is literally dead and has been for like 5 or so years now. You're halfway there I guess.

I'm fine with threads about these guys when they're discussing vidya, but seriously? We've now reached a point where we have cancerous fanbases fighting against each other on which e-celebs are the best? Fuck off with this shit. Saged and reported.

>>381429139
Why do you care?

Why on Earth are marketers shilling a podcast with 4 daily threads? Are podcast finally making money?

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>>381429235
wasn't me this time
looks like people genuinely fucking hate giant bomb

>>381429595
>This time
So, you do admit that you've been trying to pit GB vs EZA against each other

>>381429676
nope
never

>>381429595
Sure thing. You just happened to find this thread 10 minutes after it was made by pure happenstance.

Reminder that no matter how hard you try with these shit threads, "e-celebs" will always be a part of /v/ culture. Cry some more.

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>>381429852
>don't make fun of my internet friends waaah
cry some more

>>381428972
>How can we remove these faggots from the face of /v/?

How about you stop posting them on /v/

>>381429027
I support this opinion

>>381429896
You can make fun of "my internet friends" all you want. Your impotent crying is amusing.

>>381429948
>nobody actually hate e-celebs waaah it's all a conspiracy to pit us against eachother waaah

>>381429948
You forgot your smug smiley to secure your victory, Redditor.

>>381429927
>durr just ignore them
They had 6 threads going daily a mere week ago

>>381428972
easy allies more like easily hyped

>>381429995
You can hate them all you want, doesn't change the fact they're vidya.

>>381430097
>my definition of vidya is as loose as a feminist's definition of rape. I am retarded.

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>>381430086
This.

Giant Bomb are just realistic about the industry.

EZA while they are nice guys they fall for anything and hype themselves into liking shitty games.

>>381429852
>I NEED TO DISCUSS THE PRIVATE LIVES AND COMEDIC STYLES OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WAAAH
>I wish I had friends
What if instead of friend replacements you got some real friends, talked about video games with them, and actually played video games?

>>381430238
Who said anything about private lives? I didn't. Nice strawman.

>>381429139
GB
>literally invented video games

EZA
>merely plays them

>>381430359
every giant bomb thread on /v/ involves 90% gossip about private lives. nice try though

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>tfw Giantbomb went to shit after Ryan died
Jeff let the Patrick Topkek crowd have too much power

Not all e-celebs are equal. EZA actually enjoy games and talk about them instead of just serving as surrogate friends.

Ban Giant Bomb. Keep Easy Allies.

>>381430359
Private lives, rumors, comedic styles, tweets, etc. are all the contents of e-celeb threads. They aren't video games. Because you support e-celeb threads, it's not a strawman. It's what you stand for.

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>GB hate thread
>with a picture featuring Ryan Davis

fuck you, OP

>>381430418
No, it doesn't, nice try, though
>>381430447
>Private lives
No
>rumors
Vidya rumors, yes
>comedic styles
No
>tweets
About vidya

videogames.com

>>381430421
I guess he got more scoops than he bargained for.

>>381430446
This

>>381430470
I hate what Giant Bomb is now but Ryan was an okay guy.

So if I make a youtube video about video games is my entire life video games now and I can post it on /v/?

>>381430573
His parting gift was calling Will Smith (of Tested.com fame) a "faggot motherfucker" on stream. Blest.

>>381430590
Your video would have to gain a certain amount of viewers (let's say 10k) for it not to be considered shilling. After that point, discussion of your video would be vidya related, whereas discussion of your private life wouldn't.

>>381430664
I wish he had called Phil Fish and all his SJW ilk that.

>>381430672
Well, I have a video over 40k views. According to other e-celeb threads, it's totally okay to discuss my personality, my private life, girlfriend, tweets, etc. It's culture.

>>381430416
nice to know that since im here to play games not making them

listening to the arrow pointing down again was the biggest mistake i've ever made
hearing a Brad talk about "manly games" with his southern drawl with a bright, young, coherent Rorie really fucked with me

>it's a giant bomb members use a despot or american in a video game to mention how America is doomed and in the wrong timeline episode
>in this episode we once gain hear jeff exhale and Brad says "jep......jeeep"

A very repetitive season, when is it over?

>>381430730
>According to other e-celeb threads, it's totally okay to discuss my personality, my private life, girlfriend, tweets
Only if they relate to vidya

>>381430196
Yeah. I don't care for EZA as they tend to fanboy a bit. Some people like that and that's fine.
>>381428972
I like Giant Bomb as they have a good sense of humor and are up front about the realistic limits of the industry. At the same time they take time to look at small games and still do many long form let's plays.

>>381430732
why must heaven take him away from us??

>>381430730
That's right. Now you know the TRUE definition of vidya and how to abide by /v/'s rules.

>>381428972
>those disgusting fat virgins
Why would anyone follow/read/watch this ?
Is there any player that really gives credit to this kind of people ?

>>381430732
Get fucked, Burch.

>>381430024
Probably because of their E3 coverage where they interviewed tons of industry big shots.

>>381430775
No, I'm video game culture. Everything I do is video game culture. E-celebs are video game culture. Get over it. We need to have video game discussions like this:
>>381430758
>>381430765
They make video game videos, so everything about their nature is video games and we need to discuss them.

>>381430852
I don't care. Plenty of people interview video game bigshots. You don't see threads about them.

>>381430758
I never listened to arrow pointing down. I'm even more sad about current GB now.

Trust me /v/, the insight and knowledge these half-dead fatsos mumble under their breath while looking at video game footage is unparalleled.

OP, are you referring to when the E3 live shows were going on and people like Phil Spencer, Ed Boone and Lorne Lanning were being interviewed? What the fuck is non-vidya about discussing that?

>>381430765

>willingly exposing yourself to the giant bomb community

>>381430732
he would never survive on current year twitter. he got out just in time.

Ben Pack was the worst thing that could ever happen to the Bombcast. That head backwards cackling is so obnoxious like, I AM LAUGHING THIS IS FUNNY SO SHOULD YOU fuck off

At least it made me drop that in favor of Easy Allies and Beastcast

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BASED GIANT BOMB

H-HAHA I LOVE TRANSFLUIDNONBINARYQUEERS
DIVERSITY FTW!!

>ARMS getting 3 stars
Nintentoddlers btfo

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>It's a "Shitty western fighting game with terrible controls gets three stars or more" episode

>>381431029
you should drop those too and listen to mega64. podcasts that are just about video games are stupid. there isn't enough interesting shit going on with video games at any one time to fill hours worth every week. not even during e3. "hey did you see that trailer", "yep."

>>381430989
This thread isn't about them being vidya or not. It's about the fact that Giant Bombtards get all the attention when they are the absolute worst e-celebs around. EZA are better, IGN are better, Kinda Funny are better, hell, even Zaibatsu are better.

>>381430503
"""""""journalists""""""

>>381431135
>>381431194

>caring about reviews

it's not 2006 anymore, guys

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>>381431194
>It's a "Open world trash gets 5 stars" episode

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>>381431313
Jesus how can someone have such god awful taste

>>381431478
Top
>le wacky faces

Bottom
>Actual amusement and excitement as experienced by regular human beings not playing it up for the cameras

>>381431578
Top
>people who aren't dead inside

Bottom
>people who died 5 years ago

>>381431551
>im so epic because i am really cynical and don't care about anything
KYS

>>381431636
so liking mario rehash 20000000 is being alive inside
k

>>381432109
it's not just mario
every video game
they had zero reaction other than grumbling and muttering about how terrible a game is going to be when it finally does come out

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>>381431636
Wow, it's Mario with a new hat

>>381431478
they both said it looked great.

>>381432242
that's one epic joke fellow redditor

>>381431647
I'm cynical about bad video games.

I like good video games.

I like EZA but find them to easy to impress

I respect Giant Bomb for knowing how bullshit the industry is.

both are enjoyable.

>im so epic because
don't bother replying you're underage.

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>>381431647
>being naive
>telling people to kill themselves
don't worry. one day you won't be a teenager anymore and your life will suck too.

there's literally nothing exciting about video games much less ones with numbers in the title.

>>381432282
>>381432221
t.nintendocuck

>>381431313
>IGN
>better then anything
Fuck off underage

>>381428972
I always see /v/ talk about how good Easy Allies are, but honestly the only ones I can stand in that whole group are Bosman, the Game Trailers voicover guy, and Damiani. The rest of them are irritating as fuck. You got Bloodworth, who looks like a 75 year old man, he's not bad but he's uncomfortable to look at, you got the goofy bastard with the SJW haircut, which I'm surprised /v/ doesn't shit it's pants over, a bunch of other nerds, and then the autistic guy who can't control his excitement and just starts shouting about shit all the time.

I subscribed to the channel for a while, mostly out of respect for Damiani because I used to talk to him a bunch back on a GameFAQs board for a Zelda game, but man, I had to drop it just due to how insufferable most of the team is. GB is infinitely superior, even now in this kind of transitional phase the site is going through.

>>381429139
Because EZA does enjoyable streams, so EZA fans actually watch them and don't have to write mundane shit on /v/ at the same time.
GB on the other hand is so boring, you have to do something else while listening to them.

>false flagging shitters who worship giant bomb

once you come to realize GB is just cali hipster friend emulator, you come to terms with how bad their content is and how irrelevant GB has become

How can /v/ support EZA when they do shows that aren't about video games? /v/ has always been very clear on it's feelings regarding things not being video games. Isn't there also a brown guy on the team? I don't imagine /pol-v/ could possibly approve of that.

>>381433085
>my first year on the internet was 2014

>>381431296
Mega64 is the very definition of Tryhard. They're a slightly edgier Rooster Teeth, but with fewer interesting people.

>>381433085
Jeff Gerstmann has been in the industry since before you were born. How is he a hipster?

>>381433438
Come on, /v/, respond to me. I want to know why you're all hypocrites.

>>381433531
>>381433653
>insecure
yeah, well , you can go get a bottle of bleach and while listening to any bombcast ever recorded , take a sip when they passive aggressively shit on something, that bottle would be empty everytime

now run along child, people have grown up and moved past the irrelevant group known as giant bomb

>easy allies
>that tiny faggot defended no mans sky so hard dude was about to cry
lmao nah

>>381434003
Aww, the poor little kiddo doesn't have a real answer

>>381428972
No, we need to get rid of all this e-celeb shit, all of it. Not keep the ones you like.
You are the problem.

>>381428972
For starters, stop posting them.

shut up fag

>>381431029
I don't get you guys, you just bitch about everyting. I think the bombcast is fine. Ben Pack is not the worst thing to happen to the podcast, Patrick Klepeck was way more insufferable. Ben is fine.

>>381429139
>sjws

eza are commiefornians too. they're just too smart to reference politics on stream. i'm sure it's a rule among them. i mean you're going to tell me ian isn't an sjw? please. guy is a complete flamer.

>falseflagging about fucking e-celebs
Christ Almighty.

>>381428972
>Easy Allies
Damiani makes me dislike games. LttP was my favorite game since I was 4 and then he ruined it by playing with Kyle.

Meanwhile, Kyle just makes up random bullshit for not liking things.

The rest are entirely forgettable, except for maybe Huber, but that's only because he has one speed (hyped frat boy)

Not that Giant Bomb is great or whatever, but at least they come up with cool ideas for videos every now and then.

>>381431478
>Top
>They cover more space than the games.

>Bottom
>They let the games take more space than them.

>>381432221
Even Jeff said Mario + Rabbids looked awesome.

>Giant Bomb spends a half hour every week for MONTHS hyping up VR, talking about how cool it will be and what kind of machines they'll have and shit
>It keeps fucking happening
>SURPRISE. VR GAMES ARE SHIT. SHIIIIT!
>they stop talking about it
No, fuck you. I want Jeff Girthmann and Dan Redneck and all those other assholes to deepfry their fucking headsets and eat them on stream.

Stop falling for the fucking faggot's attempts to pit EZA against GB.

Just use this thread to talk about the things you really like about GB and the stuff you really like about EZA.

>>381429139
I've tried with Easy Allies but they don't hold my attention like GB. I don't know what it is.

That one guy in a suit was ok but the others come across as bland or unappealing.

>>381428972
by not making these threads

>See a thread about someone whining
>Make a thread about that thing immediately
I do this every time

>GB stream is stuttering
>type in chat "Why am. I paying for premium again?"
>everyone leaps in front of their fat internet friends to take a word bullet for them
Then I unsubscribed. Was on the fence after Drew left and that pushed me over.

That said, Easy Allies are a bunch of fanboy suckers who trip over themselves to excited over every single thing. And their videos are either reviews or them sitting in a messy room talking. They never do anything cool or different.

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>>381428972
I saw one video of Easy Allies, it was "do not skip" for Hollow Knight

It reminded me of "An English Major Reviews a Video Game", very stilted and verbose without saying much or giving any useful information as to why I should play Hollow Knight

I did not watch any more videos of theirs.

And aren't these the gametrailers people? What are they doing trying to talk about video games instead of just uploading trailers?
Also it's really lame to wear a suit while you talk about video games
Don't do that

>EasyAllies
>the former GameTrailers guys
Why do people like these boring people again?

Shane Satterfield said it best; gaming media is at its best when it's focused on the games, not faggot nerds talking. The only reason Invisible Walls continued to exist was because retards like the people infesting this thread liked it, which he found baffling.

If you had a genuinely entertaining personality like a professional comedian or any kind of professional within the industry, I can understand being interested in what they have to say. I can't understand why people are interested in hearing what boring blobs of shit like Mike Damiani or Ryan Stevens have to say.

>>381436458
>'I want new and innovative vidya to stay out of my vidya'

You people complain when GB down't care about AAA release #23418 and in the same breath complain when they're excited for VR

>>381437256
>Why do people like these boring people again?
People here enjoy the illusion of having a group of friends to discuss video games with.

It's the same on /tv/ with RedLetterMedia.

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>>381428972
Because Easy Allies is confirmed not vidya thanks to the mods.

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Best friends, for dank memes and "less" sjw bullshit, NONE in early episodes.

Bosman and Jeff are the only good waifus in each gang.

>>381432221
uh, they were legit happy about the mario trailer.

>>381431316
don't pretend you care you stupid faggot

>>381440393
what

>>381436263
this
how to retards not realize these ez fucks just want to promote their own brand

>implying GB isnt refreshing in a sea of """"influencers""""" (read: shills)

>>381431478
Stop overacting Ben

>>381428972
I'll never understand how people can stomach ecelebs because the majority of them are terrible at vidya. Why would I care about these peoples opinions, because theyre funny but contribute nothing to the genre?

>>381438791
Jeff is a Hillaryshill.

>>381441219
Because the ability to talk about vidya and the ability to be good at them aren't directly correlated. Have you ever heard a podcast done by speedrunners and pro fighting game guys? Boring as fuck.

all of dan's opinions have been made void by that last episode of beast in the east

>>381441108
This. They may have shit taste in vidya, but at least they're honest.

>>381442919
What happened? How is he any more terrible at Yakuza than he already was in the very first episode?

>>381442872
I dunno about speed runners but foghting game guys yeah, its pretty entertaining. Not to mention that they dont talk about video games they mostly talk about normalfag things in their lives. Then when they do get to vidya what the fuck do they even talk about: 'oh gee I played this game it was alright I probably didnt understand it all but whatever.'

Someone please explain to me how hearing ecelebs talk about things like pets, girlfriends, etc constitutes good vidya conversation.

>>381443068
he's just as terrible as he's always been, but he finally vocalized that he thinks the game plays like shit even though he thoughtlessly mashes buttons

>>381443319
Timelink? Don't want to watch the whole 2 hours.

>>381443301
post the pic where she straightens her hair

>>381443408
i can't remember i watched it when it went up
all the first comments were about it so it's probably near the beginning

>>381433594
nice try rooster teeth.

>>381436848
gametrailers had their own shows for awhile.

>>381436737
get aloud of this entitled gaylord

>>381441675
1. it doesn't matter
2. everybody involved with these groups that voted, likely voted for shillary

>>381444408
Which is why they're all worthless idiots.

>>381441675
No, he isn't.

>>381432962
I used to be subbed to them but after awhile lost interest in them, stopped watching them and finally unsubbed after E3.

They can also go fuck themselves for that cancerous love and respect shit. It just stops any criticisms and allows it's god awful fanbase to be a pack of hug box cunts.

>>381428972
they cant even hug themselves at normal arm height, disgusting fat fucks

>>381428972
Holy shit, hiw do people manage to get so fat? Why do they do that to themselves?

>>381428972
Are they called giant bomb because they're big and round?

>>381433594
>achievement hunter has more lindsay, mica, and guests from the other RT brand channels that i don't like
fucking stop they all suck ass, mica is annoying, everyone just yells at lindsay while she awkwardly laughs
at least we got cow chop from the RT brand which is back to just dudes dicking around

what did the fat guy die of? diabetes or a heart attack?

>>381445946
Sleep Apnea from Asthma

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>>381431478
i bet you love trailer reactions too

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>>381429139
>EZA
>funny

>>381428972
>45 grand a month
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK