KOWASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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TU TU TU TU TU TU TUU

I sing, for you.

MAKES NO SENSE

WEAH BRDAKING DA LAWWEH

>>381426881
NISHIKI

>>381429171
BREAKING ZA WARUDO

DAME DA NE

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I like how at the end of Majima just sort of decides to be a crazy fucker from now on, I was expecting something heavy-handed and fucked up to happen rather than him just getting sick of being manipulated by higher ups.

>>381429936
He still has to get married to a pop idol who has an abortion behind his back, lies about it, and dumps him. That probably didn't help.

>>381429936
I think I like Majima a bit more than Kiryu at this point.
Yakuza 6 will probably change that, though.

>>381430443
Kiryu as a young guy isn't as cool as middle-aged Kiryu imo.

>>381430542
Kiryu is definitely the cooler guy because he's just this unstoppable badass everyone knows.
I think Majima is just more interesting as a character.

GHOST PORN

>>381430990

Kiryu doesn't really have much going on besides being the ideal Japanese man.

>>381426881
Can't wait for kiwami but at the same time I can't convince myself to buy the other games to try and catch up

>>381430054
Actually I was expecting that story in Zero, don't know why they didn't use it when that happened in Kansai too, and by the end of Zero he is back at Kamurocho to stay.

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>>381431676
That shit gave me chills. It was pretty weird how Majima and the NPC (Mr. Libido I think?) had no reaction to this creepy-ass video. Made you feel like they didn't even see what the player saw.

>>381431743
Well, 6 is gonna be a new beginning with new characters.

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>>381431970
>>381431676
Is she the same ghost porn in Yakuza 2?

>watch SBF playthrough
>matt can't comprehend literally the simplest plot in yakuza and constantly bitches and whines about it

ayyy

Can't wait for the PC release so people finally realize how fucking mediocre this shit series is.

>>381432657
I don't think it's the best shit ever but it's worth playing, calling it mediocre is just being an asshole. You should play if only cause there isn't really much else like it out there, and Kiryu/Majima are legit some of the best protagonists in video game history.

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>>381432657

>>381432631

It wasn't that he couldn't understand it, it's that the justifications and motivations behind the events that happened are often stupid. Which they were.

Fuck you if you think any Yakuza game has a good story.

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>>381429658
his face in that shit kills me

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>>381433147

>>381433147
>>381433323
needs the fucking glasses

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>>381433432
say no more

>>381433082

nobody said about quality, his constant bitching and whining is annoying. and he talks over dialogues a lot. the lp started to go shit after they stopped doing side-quests.

>>381433082
I agree Yakuza doesn't have a good story, although the pre-rendered cutscenes are some of the coolest shit ever so maybe that's how it got a reputation for having a good plot. Kind of like Final Fantasy come to think of it.

>>381433861
PERFECT

>>381433147
>>381433323
>>381433861
When this was one of the first things that happens in 0 I knew I was in for a wild ride.

t. first Yakuza was 0

Yakuza is weird as hell, almost defies explanation.

>>381434307
>reputation for having a good plot
IMO the story itself may not be that great but it's extremely well done in terms of creating suspense, drama, and making you care for the characters, I think that might be where it comes from.
Like it's easy to get swept up in it and go for the ride and then say "the story was great" even if the actual story had flaws

I WANNA BE YOUR GUUUUUUUUUUUURL
UUUUUUH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7gzFBnfRfo

>>381435157
Agreed.
The plot itself is bonkers but when you find yourself in the moment it's fucking amazing.

>>381431970
When does the ghost porn happen?

>I haven't even STARTED Yakuza 4 yet
Fuck me.

>>381435157
Not only this, but the localization team deserves a fucking medal for how they did the dialogue in 0. It all feels so natural, and the jokes are legitimately funny.

>>381435509
It's when you become friends with the porn video clerk as majima

>>381435509
If you go to the softcore porn place enough times with Majima the clerk starts talking about "the videotape", he thinks its an awesome porn vid but its actually Ring-esque creepy shit.

If you're asking because you have a ghost fetish don't bother, the video is neither sexual or all that scary. It's creepy cause it's out of place, like the ReDeads in OoT.

>>381435157

I agree, I really enjoy these games but like the other anon said often the justification and resolutions are nonsensical or infuriating.

>>381429936
Is Majima still gonna run Club Sunshine in crazy mode? It's sad to think all those girls who loved him will have to hear about him being a crazy nigga. Not to mention, why the fuck didn't he just tell Makoto who he was at the end?

>>381437627
He went through a lot because he wants her to have a normal life, he thought she can't have that if she associates with him since he's yakuza
Why Makoto didn't just recognize the fucker missing an eye, which she knows majima has, is an entirely different thing......

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>>381438196
she probably realized who he was like 20 minutes later and promptly dumped the well-meaning Doctor guy.

>>381432657
I fell for the meme, I sold it after a week, I want to play a game not watch a movie, a shit one at that.

>>381438196

It was only mentioned once and with a shit ton of happening she probably forgot until her final last scene, maybe.

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>>381438902

I remember at release how everyone watched the chinese female streamers completeley bawwwing during the ending

does anyone still have a link? Couldn't witness this as I was stuck in minigame heaven/hell

>>381440429
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N__g_bR998

>>381435234
> optimizing revenue
> suddendly, japanese Mariah Carey starts singing

>>381441157
thanks!

>>381441157
was also looking for it, thanks. Yakuza /v/ is so comfy, you guys are the best.

> Kiwami in burgerland/yurop on same day than Mario+Rabbids

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>>381441840
>Mario+Rabbids
>actually looks fun

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>tfw just did the sub story where majima takes care of the little girl and says being called dad sounds nice
>knowing what goes down in the other games

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>>381443138
> meeting the antagonist of Yakuza 2