>playing this >miss a goal >dude on my team callns a

>>381425395
>>I get kicked out of the match
that's not a feature in the game
also
>not exclusively playing hockey
you bring your shame upon yourself, lying faggot

>>381425478
Do people even play Hockey in Rocket League anymore?

Rocket League was made by Tyrone Bigsby you got blacked my man.

>>381425619
>being so retarded that you don't notice the players in game mode number

I got really sick of this game, but recently got sucked back in again. Looking forward to the update in july.

>>381425395
>teammate charges for ball
>only possible trajectories lead back to own goal

>>381425701
Anon, I never have that mode selected, and I'm too lazy to turn my PS4 on right now.

>>381425395
Probably auto-detects curse words in text chat 2bh

>>381425904
>is retarded
>plays on console
oh goodie

>>381426131
You can't really call anybody retarded if you don't what capital letters and full stops are. They teach you that in the first year of school.

>people getting mad when you spam what a save

>>381426131
>is intelligent
>plays on pc
oh baddie

>>381426203
Oh nice one you really got him good with that hot insult
Kill you'reself

>>381426131
What's your rank kiddo?

>>381426203
>caring about grammar on some anonymous image board
how fucking insecure are you?

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https://www.gamespot.com/articles/rocket-league-tournament-will-be-televised-on-nbc-/1100-6451090/

>>381425781
>goal explosions
>engine noises
>new music
>season 5
Thank you RocketJesus

>>381425395
There’s no kick feature the fuck are you on about

>>381425395
fucking retard

>>381425395
>Play doubles ranked
>Teammate playing like a fucktard
>1 - 1 the whole match
>He lets two of the easiest goals in the world in
>Calls me a noob and tries to forfeit
>then spends the rest of the match spinning on his roof
What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgMJBtp_7w

P.S don't watch my other vids, you wall catch my autism and your cat will die.

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>>381427464
>that fov

>>381425395
>play doubles
>your mate saw you wiff on his set-up
>votes to kick you
>50% of your team voted to remove you
>disconnected

T-thanks Psyonix

>>381427464
>that camera.
It's prevalent at lower ranks where people think they're amazing at the game so they have a tantrum after a goal and blame it on others. It's the same people who always complain "I'm only silver because my teammates are shit!"

>>381427608
Really, I am only silver because of my FOV apparently...

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>>381425395
>tfw you've reached your skill ceiling and cant get any better

Just kill me lads. I cant even be consistent with my mediocrity.

>>381427586
Vote to kick?

>>381427785
I can't do shit off the wall but still scrounged out an all-star rank with good defense and punishing bad offense. This was in 2's so your mileage may vary.

>play doubles
>teammate just chases the ball regardless of direction

Feels bad man

>>381427464
Yep, a day the pub

I had a game of ranked doubles with some dude named "123"
We get scored on eventually taking us to 1-1 and he votes to forfeit
We eventually win and he's still salty
Then I get him in my team next game!
We get 3-0 and the other team makes a run on us and ties at like the 1:00 mark
Fucker just leaves

First time should be 15 minutes, then an hour, then a day, then a month. After that it will warn you if you d/c one more time ranked it will remove all cosmetics, levels and ranks on your account.
If you do it again it should delete the game off your account.

>>381427785
I know what I need to improve on, but it feels I need to put more effort than just playing. I need to go in practice regulary and focus on particular elements when playing.

If I don't do this I might not improve. Currently Plat 2, starting to struggle against angry Diams 2.

>playing ranked
>winning by 3 with 20 seconds to go
>server drops connections
>shit shit shit
>rejoin
>you have been banned for 15 minutes

>>381427821
No such think in RL
You can spam chat and get salt or you can report them to Psyonix
And Im SURE Psyonix reads every report very carefully and takes tons of action...

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>>381427913
Im platinum in 1v1 and standard.
Ive played 1000+ hours

>>381428046
I've probably spent 2-300 hours just in freeplay, it helps a lot. Also play a lot of unranked so you can just try new shit out and not be worried about fucking up and losing the game.

>>381425395

Brazilians are monkeys, the n-word is racist. You should be banned from here too for using that word.

>>381428037
To be fair, I probably belong in upper silver/lower gold as I am just starting to get the hang of air shots/dribbling etc. But god damn man, I wish it was ranked based on skill and not just a literal fucktard bin.

I love this game but I'm so terrible at it.

>>381426023

But it was voice chat

>participating in the endless monotony of ranked multiplayer video games

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>>381426621
>tfw none of the pros will be there bc bigger tournaments overlap with it
oh boy, can't wait to see a bunch of pros wanabe play like shit

>>381426131
PCs are for spreadsheets lmao nerd.

>tfw played the game for more than 300 hours and still barely can do aerials
could be worse

>>381431807
I'm you but 500 hours instead.

Why are people so fucking bad at this game? 99% of the time my teammates are complete retards.

>>381432414
What's your rank?

Am I restricting myself by playing with mouse+keyboard?

>>381432714
no, best player in the world uses kbm

>>381425395
Because Mainstream media wants us to believe Blacks do nothing wrong and glorify them by saying how much society is against them yet it's the opposite.

Look no further than our games now a days where multiculturalism is preached but it's only blacks. It's ironic and backwards how reverse racism is.

Do you guys recommend this game? I'm interested in trying it.

>>381432676
gold 1 I bet

>>381425395
cool lie lmao

>>381433832
I do

>>381433832
I do too, tons of fun. The most video gamey video game in years.

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that have purchased keys to the crates

>>381433832
It's pretty good. Lots of customization option, a few fantastic game modes and a few more okay ones. It's one of the few multiplayer games I've made an effort to practice in because the payoff for learning the game is amazing. Great sound design, solid art direction, game's insanely polished. Only complaint I have is that I can't just flat-out buy some of the shit that's locked behind crates.

>kicked
That doesn't happen.

What is it about Rocket League that makes the football part so palatable to Americans? Seeing them say "goalie" or "scored on" in the chat is very jarring.

>>381425395
>Me and two friends play
>I can't play for shit, keep missing the ball being too fast or too slow, too high and too low - fail at hitting it into the goal
>Give up and just kill opposing team cars repeatedly while friends carry me to victory
>Keep killing other cars as goals are scored
>Replay camera showing opponents exploding
>Laugh so hard I can't see because my eyes are forcing themselves shut as tears shoot out of their ducts - can't breathe, chest pain
>Friends also lmao'ing
I haven't enjoyed vidya this much in like 13 years, jfc it's great.

>>381425701

There's only like 800 people playing. I blame Psyonix splitting too many mode(s) gametypes into playlists.

Dropshot is the new hotness, once that is "dropped"/new mode introduced, folks will drop it and it'll be like 300-800 like Hockey. :/ They really shouldn't bother with new modes at this point and just pump out Standard maps as fast as they can.

>>381432749
No they don’t. Only one player in RLCS LAN used kbm and that was only because they were OCE

>>381434705
American here. I've always preferred football to handegg. The rocket cars don't hurt.

>>381428405
Its a bit of a coin-toss
Some games I play well, like Platinum 3 well
Other games I wiff every single set-up and strike

If you get the hang of dribbling try practicing fake-outs and you'll get up there soon enough
Almost no one in Gold can position themselves to win both the challenge and fake

>>381434306
I buy 20 keys and open each crate as I get it. Its about $10 per month with how often I get a drop.
Its like an optional subscription service.

>>381425395
>mute players everytime
>git better

Only way to play RL

>>381438683
God its true but sometimes that salt just tastes too good...

Who else /finally plat/ here

I swear to god it was way easier to get blues last season, now tracker sites are saying plat 1 is like top 16%, what the fuck?

>>381433832
It's pretty amazing to always be getting better while having a lot of fun, super clean and feels good to play

Would highly recommend

>>381434781
No one plays dropshot though. The "hottness" died down in like 5 days. After 7 days, rumble servers were more populated

>>381425854
Why do people feel like they have to hit the ball just because it's physically in front of them? Makes no goddamn sense.

>>381440482
Because the more you touch the ball the better your chances of winning.

>>381440223
Dude I'm stuck at plat, need help reaching diamond please.

>>381434306
I've got a retarded amount of crates in my inventory just taking up space.

>>381434306
I selled them crates and got 3 keys.
Never in my life I spend money on microtransaction in this game.

>>381425395
i mute all communication. there's really no point in leaving it turned on.

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>>381441858

>>381441858
I'm glad that I'm at a rank where I can expect decent teammates every game.

>>381442652
Usually high gold to low plat you get almost all decent tms

>there are people in this very thread who neglect 1v1s and cry how they're bad at the game
Nigga, that shit will brutally teach you how to control the ball, to defend your goal and how to fucking shoot, because every time you fail at these is a goal for your opponent.

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>teammate says "What a save!"
>proceed to grief for the rest of the match

>>381425395

This game's main problem is the quitters.

I don't think I've ever played a full game without half of the teams quitting midway.

What a piece of shit game, there should be some penalty for that.

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>when devs split their playerbase in over 400 gamemodes so all of them become shit and empty thus killing the game

Why do mods do this?

It always kills the game for a few DLC bucks. In this case, they didn't even charge for it.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF SILVER 3

I'VE PUT 400 HOURS INTO THIS SHIT AND I KEEP BEING MATCHED WITH QUITTERS AND SHITTERS

AM I SUPPOSSED TO CARRY THIS SHIT BY MYSELF UNTIL PLAYERS THAT AREN'T COMPLETE FUCKING RETARDS APPEAR?

>>381444596
rotate, learn how to hit longshots consistently amd git gud at aerials
that's enough to get gold/plat

>>381444596
Defend. Your teammates do not know how to rotate at Silver 3. Exclusively defend and try to get longshots on target at least.

>>381445878
This, just play on the counter-attack. At silver 3 your opponents are probably trying to hit the ball at the same time and you can't trust your retard to defend.

>>381425478
hockey is easy mode, still enjoyable though

>>381444596
If you can't plug the wholes that your teammates make at fucking silver you are just as trash

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>>381444596
hahahha ez, you just git gud and start carrying those busters.

>>381444596
If you can defend and rotate well you can carry up to platinum

>>381428191
What are your other ranks?

post cars

didnt spend a dime of my own money on this shit

>>381443793
Sadly this is it.
I hit gold 1 after climbing the painful silver ladder and just stopped, the matches are just too intense

Nothing teaches you to challenge, dribble and rotate better than a tied game of ranked solo
And if you keep losing keep notes on how they keep dunking on you and where you should be to put them back on D

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>>381448490

>mfw you reach champ 2 in 3s, play with champ 3s and grandchamps regularly
>drop to diamond 3 from a 10 game loss streak, toxic teammates every 2 games, shitty decision making galore

working my way back up, I want champ 3 this season

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I see so many trash diamond 2 players
I DESERVE TO GET OUT OF PLAT 3

>>381449085
(((SpaceParadox)))

>>381449512
see
>>381447558