Atari's making a new console!
JIVE TURKEYS need not enter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WNsmCpdhhY
https://www.ataribox.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwxJyb1G6kk
reposting for my dudes
https://my.mixtape.moe/qboakl.webm
No Way Jose sucks.
>2018 E3 Atari Showcase
>Disco Dancers in the house tonight starts playing
>/ClubAtari/
Stop this general shit.
>>381342414
NO WAY
rollin for real-arcade-high-score-multicouch-play with my cool cats, when you get a Real high score the atari box pops out crank then you go clubbin im buying this i don't care anymore
official atari headband
>>381342414
BLOOD 3 WHEN?
>>381342989
Why are Jive ass turkeys so mad about our far out console?
It's not gonna hurt your bogue consoles ya dig?
Whose ready to finish sword quest?
>>381342414
PLEASE SOMEONE DRAW PC TAN X ATARI TAN I NEED THIS FOR A FRIEND
>>381342989
Yeah this. The first few threads were funny but now the humor starts to wear off. It reminds of that annoying friend that keeps telling the same joke over and over again, like a broken record.
>>381343991
>that gif
>>381344042
Sounds like you need to go to the record store than baby. Go get some groovy jams
>>381342624
Why is this so good /v/?
>>381342989
Maybe you'll be more at home in one of the other 500 threads we have every day on /v/, daddy-o
>>381342624
Youtube upload of the same video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YinvawEs1-s
Groovy playlist (suggestions welcome):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YinvawEs1-s&list=PLVPNaeU-xPhYUPKwNA_gx4H4HB98iyH0A
Get in.
>>381346103
Groovy, saved my man
This meme got stale fast as fuck.
>inb4 a NES classic version of the Atari
>>381343046
JOSE!
>>381346536
It's already confirmed to be a new console, not a collection of old games
Reposting this for you groovy cats:
I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
I don't think you realize
What you do to me
When I hold you
In my hand so tight
You let me know
Everything's alright
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
Let's play Atari
No, Sony, I'm sorry
I'm playing Centipede
The pong ball looks like candy
Q*Bert's on my mind
Ms. Pac-man got me thirsty
for another Fatal Run
Yes, I love Adventure
Of that you can be sure
SwordQuest is the one game I truly adore
I play Asteroids when I'm all alone
Haunted House chills me to the bone
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
Let's play Atari
No, Xbox, I'm sorry
I'm playing E.T
>>381346454
That just because you're not groovy enough daddio
>>381346796
Haha epic bro
>>381346454
Your head got hot fast as fuck, jive ass mothafucka
>>381346934
Sick reply dude. Really funny stuff
>>381346454
>>381346976
Thanks for the bump my man, glad you dug my reply
posting the atari thread simulator
Inb4 it'sa steam machine
Faggots
>>381346865
Mad jive turkey detected
No game, no hype, but consider me incredibly curious. If they can be... not the Ouya, then maybe there's something worth checking out.
Get on the Party Train with Black Matthew Lillard, Cleveland and Checkerboard Man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bACKLW19XdE
>>381342989
This 2bh, the first day or two was actually amusing but all you cunts are only doing this for the meme cred.
>>381347224
Ooohhhhh shit he posted the meme! Fucking rekt my dude!
>>381346865
>>381346976
Man, you best get yo cracka ass outta here if you can't jive with us. Atari is comin back, baby, and not even the Man can stop it, ya dig?
>mfw all these mad jive turkeys
they cant handle the heat cool cats
Who is she, /ClubAtari/?
>>381342745
This
Everything from NXT is garbage
>>381347276
What was that? All I hear is some punk jive ass turkey
>>381347107
>Steam machine with that wood aesthetic
yes please
>its a /v/ takes something that was mildly funny and runs it into the ground episode
>>381347427
Yet the Takeover specials are always pretty solid.
>there will never be a decade with as much style as the 70's
what are some 70'score games
>>381347493
We have to get all our funposting in before this makes its way onto Facebook and normies ruin it.
>>381342414
All you honkeys talking about this like it's going to be revealed next week.
>>381342989
>>381344042
>>381346454
>>381346865
>>381346976
>>381347212
>>381347493
samefag get out
>>381347628
Make me, fag
>>381347684
more than half of the replies are from the same person
embarrassing
PC + Atari is going to be the only respectable option in the future. You know I'm right.
Way to run a joke into the ground you fucking newfaggots.
>>381347756
But if he didn't want you to know that he wouldn't have posted it you meme dependent fuck.
>>381347609
Also this, is it even confirmed for 2018?
>>381347273
I still find it amusing and I've contributed to it, but it'll quickly get tiring if they try to force it 24/7 despite us hardly knowing anything about it.
>>381347982
this
i'll lay low for a while
gonna check for a atari thread tomorow
so long cool cats
When will they ban wojaks? Enough is enough
>>381348121
Why would you ban this?
>>381347684
>being a mad jive turkey
pretty ungroovy baby
>>381347501
They're really not and haven't been in years.
Last special was garbage.
I can't even recall the last good match on one, but I know for damn sure it wasn't anything in the main event.
>>381347071
added this
Is this really going to be a full fledged console that's meant to compete with microsoft and sony? i really doubt that they can enter the console market and compete with 2 highly established brands regardless of the legacy of Atari...
>all this hype over a 20 second trailer that shows nothing
This can't be real. Please tell me you guys are doing this only for the stupid ass joke and nothing more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSsXRWhfN3w
Can't see why people want to stop the funk. Can't they just let people have fun and do their thing? Or are they jealous that people have fun since the rest of /v/ is a shithole? Imagine being this much (>>381347684) of a turkey that you can't get in on the groove and therefor have to smear turkey grease all over the dance floor. Mondo gross.
>>381349016
>Mondo gross.
kek
>groovyposting
I hope this picks up for a little while longer. I like it.
>>381348789
I don't care if it turns out to be absolutely nothing. This has been a fun ride
>>381348446
S-Shut up jive turkey! You'll see! You'll all see!
>>381349148
>that zoom in on the ass in the end
>>381349016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sf2V2Raqtc
>>381348446
It would be smarter to do something to compete against the switch instead of MS or Sony. Create some sort of niche like Nintendo has. Try and get SEGA to let them use some IPs for exclusives, like Jet Set Radio or something. That would be the most realistic 'best case scenario'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORFWHNkuzfY
What are you cats grooving to?