>mfw Nintendo thought Americans were too dumb for the real

I thought the actual reason was because Nintendo of America didn't want to alienate people with a straight-up rehash

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>Nintendo thought we were too dumb for Pokemon Green and gave us an anime-based game.

>>381339609
>be from a country freed by America in WWII
>be thankful to America because of it
>have many relatives in America
>be thankful America got rid of your own Country's communists
>be from a country that became bff to America
>mfw America became THIS retarded because baby boomers
>mfw America stayed THIS retarded with millenials

What have they done to you america? You don't deserve this.

>Americans changed Harry Potter's first book name "Philosopher's Stone" to "Sorcerer's Stone" because they thought kids wouldn't read a book with "philosopher" on the title
They mock themselves.

>>381342441
...Nigga have you read Harry Potter? It's for 6 year olds.

>>381342615
Doesn't matter what age, americans still have the dumbest kids.

>>381342615
Exactly.

>>381339609
Doki Doki Mario is literally the only good game in the entire franchise