Hello, GM Jesus here. We are happy you continue to play the wonderful game, "Life". We hope you continue to play as we start to roll out the next patch for tomorrow.
Your feedback is welcome and will as always directly affect what we change in our next update.
>dies
I'm glad you enjoyed the demo, now... would you like to purchase the full game?
nerf Islam and unban judas you fucking shitfaggot. Where the fuck Is GM David
>>381336389
How come Mass Immigration xp gain is doubled right now? All I wanted were healthcare buffs and tax nerfs
Hey GM.
Kinda feel like I've had a bit of a shit run, but it's actually getting a little better.
Can you help clarify some of the more unique systems that might be implemented in the future?
Thanks.
>>381336389
Is it the Angry Yellowstone Super Volcano of Doom update?
remove the jews please
get me a girlfriend
that's all thanks, really loving this game
Please kill me and end my suffering Jesus, I'm sure its what your father wants too.
>>381336389
Why was the logout button removed again?
Jesus, could you give me a cuter model? A little girl's one, preferably.
>character creator is randomized every time
who designed this shit game
>release trailer for new content 30 years ago
>never release it
you fucking hacks where are the hover board mounts
>>381336389
Nerf the ISIS patch, dang, please. Also can we get an early US President DLC campaign? This current one plays like garbage,
>protagonist has limited character customization options
>boring, underwhelming single-player
>shit-tier multiplayer
Why do people like this game again?
>>381338192
>minigames are more fun than the main game
>forced to play the shitty main game or you get banned
what the fuck?
>>381336389
When will we finnally be able to change server again?
I'm tired of this "Earth" bullshit
stop listening to all the whiners saying that the muslim class isn't OP as fuck and nerf them already
>>381337878
>Also can we get an early US President DLC campaign? This current one plays like garbage,
git gud