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ITT: We vaguely describe videogames and other anons try to figure

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ITT: We vaguely describe videogames and other anons try to figure out what they are.

You escape from zombie jail to save the land of the undead by dying over and over again.
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Chosen Undead

And that's not really vague.
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>>381311952
I'm just trying to get the thread going.
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Your best friend has been mind controlled by the main villian, so you must do a race with him, to get him back.
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>>381311882
Your people don't have water, so you must go on a journey to kill a weird human-computer hybrid
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>>381312615
The first Fallout.
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you hit some sentient eggs to open paper contrainers so you can have different eggs
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>>381313013
Yoshi's Island?
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>>381312524
Kingtim Farts
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You're a criminal that saves the final boss of the first game from being arrested then you fight Big Pun and throw that mexican rapist from Con Air in front of a train later your girlfriend is left ambiguously "killed" by Jojo reference in a building fire finally throw Under Dog out a window.
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>>381312524
Ape Escape
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>>381311882
A Black man falls from the sky and wakes up a ton of dead people, resulting in an epic journey where you kill an evil demon shota and literally just Mannaroth from WC3 plus his Spider Girlfriend, then your waifu/friend/sister figure turns into the stupid sexy devil and burns down heaven
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You need to save your daughter
Literally every game ever
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You stab old men to sad music
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>>381313059
Def Jam Vendetta 2
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>>381313058
Wrong
>>381313076
This guy got it right
How would a KH/AE crossover work?
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Some chucklefuck pulls a reverse Naruto and starts fantasy medieval WW2.

Choose a nation and win.

Contains I fucked your sister banter
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>>381313052
no
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>>381313134
You mean FFNY nigga.
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Your mom sends you off in a quest to be the greatest slavertrainer.
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>>381311882
Dark Souls 1.

You kill a lot of people or don't and save your daughter from a whorehouse in rat city. Depending on how angry you are while saving her, either zombies or universal health care.
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>>381313257
pokemans?
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>>381313187
Fire Emblem Fates?
Worst fucking game on the series
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>>381313291
dishonored?
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>>381313321
Yeah, congratulations.
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You were captured and imprisoned by Nazis, so now you must escape.
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>>381313249
I miss that game. Is there anywhere to get it nowadays?
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>>381313325

Nope.

Extra tip, The remastered edition made one of the leaders OP as fuck
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You're a mute autist that runs around killing people to get revenge on your girlfriend and meet a lesbian Yakuza member that fucks a mafia bosses bisexual widow.

Crank 3 never ever...
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>>381313381
Some of the Wolfenstein games
>3D
>RTCW
>TNO
>TOB
>RPG
Didn't play 09, though.
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You play as a silent protagonist who is really FUCKING ANGRY.
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>>381313548
Doom?
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>>381313087
Diablo 3
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>>381313510
Grand theft automobile the Third?
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>>381313510
gta 3
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>>381313430
I bought a copy for 40 bucks along with Scarface World is Yours for 20 like a year ago on this one site.
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>>381313572
Winrar
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The real estate wasn't free so you and your pirate dancer story counterpart have to earn your brass, while fighting recurring old men with boss fight written on their backs.
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>>381313454
Now I'm really interested. No one is going to guess it, go ahead and reveal the answer.
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>>381313665
Escape from Monkey Island?
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You murder a ton of enemies while spouting shitty one liners and talking with a demon colocating your brain. Again.
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>>381313728
Faggot: The Interactive Experience?
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There are 2 different version of this game, in the one we got you are the "Daddy" of the damsel in distress.
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>>381313784
Ballad of Gay Tony
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>>381313787
Nier Gestalt
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Painkiller addict shaves his head and goes off to fight corrupted authorities.
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Saving a friend costs a town.
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>>381313668

Brigandine: The Legend of Forsena

The remaster, Brigandine Grand Edition made Cai, completly fucking OP, its worse than Orlandu in FFT.

>>381313787

NieR
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>>381313845
IT'S PAYNE
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Escape from a boat by looking at your watch
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>>381313857
Life is Strange
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>>381313845
American History X
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>>381313839
>>381313862
that one was easy,

next one: You go inside your own mother.
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>>381313862
Damn, looks good, I might actually play it. Thanks.
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>>381313937
Bingo
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>>381313958
The Binding of Isaac
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>>381313958
South Park Stick of Truth
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>>381313765
Hint:
The most expensive hitman in all of Asia.
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Win the war using numbers and your imaginary friend
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>>381313887
Of course it is.
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>>381313910
999?
Door q is literally a play of words, in japanese 9 is pronounced kyu, wich obviously sounds like q
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>>381314016
Spec Ops The Line
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>>381314056
Good job anon
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>>381314004
Yakuza 0?
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>>381313958

I forgot the name the game.

But it is the one where you get inside her cooch right?

>>381313964

There are some manuals on youtube that are patch grand edition to english.

The normal game is incomplete and doesn't have a final boss, grand edition fix that, have fun
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>>381314064
Close-ish, but no
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>>381314016
Blops 1?
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>>381314105
Correct
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Kill your old friends for a man in a funny hat, get shot
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Shoot your way through the lies and find the killer.
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>>381314076
>>381313765

You got it. Nice.
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>go to prison
>get pushed around
>work your way up and become top dog
>eventually let loose all the prisoners
>no one thanks you
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Buckets of bolts shoot rockets at you as you make the galaxy great again.
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>>381314178

Danganronpa
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You record a bunch of lunatics
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>>381313983
almost
>>381314000
correct

next one: You have a magic stick that can expand to hit your enemies
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>>381313359
Yes.
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Eat your hamburgers in Los Angeles with loli
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>>381314230
Outlast/Outlast 2?
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>>381314240
Dragon ball advanced adventure?
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>>381314198
Chronicles of Riddick Escape from Butcher Bay.
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>>381314240
Enslaved?
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You mishandle a rock, causing the apocalypse. The stupid government thinks they can fix it by just killing everyone, so you have to fight them too. In the end you beat an Eldritch Abomination to death and get recruited by the CIA.

The sequel is a radical departure from the original, dumping most of the supernatural elements and following your CIA career as you overthrow a tin-pot dictatorship.
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>>381314229
You got it.
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>>381314230
Michigan Report From Hell
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>>381314289
nope, good guess though
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There's a 2 hours long video describing the philosophy of one character from this game.
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>>381314367
Super Mario
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>>381314339

Are you in the general?
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>>381314269
Ace Attorney
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>>381314287
damn your good,

next: You save your sister.
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>>381314332
It has to be Half-Life, but... I dunno, you made it too vague.
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Play as one of hundreds of characters, ban the one that is weeb bait that throws tornadoes at you
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>>381314367
>there's a two hours long video

an mgs game
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>>381314364
Shit I'm stumped and want to play Butcher Bay again. Best prison simulator and licensed game ever.
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>>381314367
KOTOR 2
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>>381314452
Correct.
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>>381314385
No. Never even been there.
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>>381314414
League of Legends?
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>>381314414
The Wonderful 101?
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Listen to Stamper call you names while you platform on cubes
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>>381314406
yeah, it was half-life. i half-assed it, honestly. and more 'deliberately wrong' than 'vague'.
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>>381311882
"But first lets talk about parallel universes!"
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>>381314483
correct
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>Somehow, entire battlefleets can't do the job you in a space fighter can do

>>381314474

What a shame
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>>381313775
Shadow warrior?
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You run away from hand robot people with guns and bad attitudes and try to save your friends along the way.
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>>381314519
Super Mario 64
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Your best friend got cucked by his own son
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The town's finished.
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Try not to perish due to malnutrition
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>>381314528
Half of all shmups ever made. I'll say Cho Ren Sha because I played it recently.
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>>381314537
The sequel
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Cause property destruction on roller blades
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>>381314549
That was very fast.
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>>381311882
>vaguely
>spouts obvious dark souls memery and setup


Anyways, here's mine:

You try to help friends of a friend and a dojo helps train you along the way and at some point you take a moment to cherish all the memories you had about that total cutie you have a crush on.
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>>381314451
I'll be sad if no one gets it. My absolute favorite series of all time.
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>>381314549
>>381314519
It's "but to answer that"
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17 hours of cutscenes.
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>>381314604
Jet Set Radio?
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>>381314604
Jet Set Radio?
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>>381314604
Sunset overdrive?
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>>381314605
Nice I got it right

>>381314660
yes
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You're a lowlife punk getting hunted down by a ginger nazi and her gang. The final battle is you throwing rocks at her until she dies.
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You play as a group of monkey's trapped in balls.
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>>381314594

Ok, here is a hint: its a ps1 title
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>>381314678
I guess this is also correct, yes
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>>381314553
"best friend"
Metal Gear Solid?
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You and a robot are trying to stop an alien jew from stealing resources from planets and destroying them to make his own planet all just for the profit.
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>>381314558
Fable
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>>381314690
I forgot the name of that game but there was an arcade version at chuck e cheese.
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>>381314553
mgs5?
>best friend
oh wait
>>381314556
pathologic
>>381314558
every "survival/crafting/zombie/bullshit" game ever
>>381314690
monkeyball
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>>381314274
Correct
Toy comes to life and you travel through worlds
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PS4's supposed best game, only sold two million worldwide
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You sneak into a summer camp and are forced to overcome your traumatic past as a circus performer.
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>>381314729
Ratchet and Clank
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>>381314730
no

>>381314738
no
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>>381314750

psychonauts?
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>>381314729
ratchet and clank
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Take drugs and brutally murder people because someone asked you to babysit
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Shoot people, BADASS!
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>>381314745
Life of a Black Tiger.
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>>381314553

To be clear, was he literally cucked to death?
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>>381314738
Monkyball is underrated
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>>381314745
Literally every ps4 exclusive ever.
Bloodborne
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Work together with your arch-nemesis / creator to save your island, collect fruit
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>>381314760
>>381314787
correct
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>>381314827
Correkt
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>>381314795
Battleborn or Borderlands?
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>>381314828
crash bandicoot
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>>381314828

Crash Twinsanity
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You are the hero...

But.. can you really be the hero!?
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>>381314885
>>381314881

good job anons, indeed Twinsanity
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>>381314894
Prinny
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>>381314867
Yes, Randy would be proud of you anon
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You're a travel agent and you have to find your waifu.
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Man released from rehab then starts biker war.
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Get framed for murder, possess rats
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>>381314934
Not sure I'm happy with that but ok.

What is the status of your legs?
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kill enemies with wacky guns, possibly forever, about 5 times
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>>381314972
ride to hell?
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>>381314983
Dishonored?
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>>381314983
Dishonored
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>>381314972
Gta 4 lost and damned
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>>381315024
>>381315038
ya
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>>381314894
DQV
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>>381314556
majoras mask
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Part of your mission is to get to class on time and there is footage of this predicament online in which you sound wasted while attempting to get to class.
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Man in coat with instruments is the best character in this game
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>>381315010
Kek
>>381315049
Yep
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You used to be an orc, and you want to go back.
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You signed up to join the federation for space exploration and adventure end up becoming an insane Ai's pawn in a mutant and murderous robot infested ship of horror.
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Dead man chases after a woman, accidentally uncovers a corporate conspiracy.
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>>381315101
Resident Evil 4
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>>381315130
System Shock
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>>381315101
Skull Girls
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>>381315156
incorrect
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>>381315135
max payne?
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>>381314929
Doooood.
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>>381315195
very correct
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>>381315101
D4 Dark Dreams Don't Die? If that's correct, you have shit taste.
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>>381311882
you escape a hospital and meet up with old friends to create a militia to destroy an organization, but you are actually a literally who impersonator.
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you fuck shit up and leave but then come back to do right this time but you kill 90% of your friends and accidentally conquer a huge chunk of "america"
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>>381315236
The Phantom Pain
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>>381315205
Incorrect
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>>381315236
Metal Gear Fuck you kojima for this unfinished mess. Son of a bitch.
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>>381315223
I bought the game and the big band dlc, such a shame im complete trash at fighting games.
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>>381315094
Bully?
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>>381315236
Fuck konami pieces of shit they ruined the fucking game, i hope fucking kojimbo destroys their asses.
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you dont like politics but you end up meddling in it anyway.
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>>381315178
right series but not the first game
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>>381315368
/v/
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>>381315135
Dead Space
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Save your lesbian waifu from being possessed by a japanese ghost
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>>381315368
Witcher?
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>>381315392
lol
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you go inside an egg and then wake up
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Your lover was killed in front of your eyes and your daughter who you're not allowed to claim as your own is kidnapped. Your merciful decisions are more fucked up than outright killing your target.
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>>381315372
SS2 then. Semantics.
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>>381315449
Dishonored
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>>381315402
fatal frame
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>>381315392
>>381315406
correct, both
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>>381315449
Dishonored.
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While trying to get revenge on your ex boss you end up crash landing on a planet overrun with bandits and mutants. Your best friend only survives the crash with the help of a botched cybernetic operation and you need to get off world before the AI completly takes over his brain.

Also lots of dick jokes.
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Niggers from hell who worship misunderstood gods rip open tears in reality and only you can defeat them.
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>>381315486
Nope
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A dog tries to fuck a flower.
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>>381315398
Wrong
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>>381315547
Bulletstorm?
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You run away from robot hands with guns and try to save your friends along the way when you find out that the moon fits your hand.
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>>381315547
Tales from the Borderlands?
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you wake up in your weird house to a completely abandoned "planet" then you proceed to pull every lever and solve all kind of puzzles until you find disks with your mentally challenged friend on it giving hints to you.

all this while awesome laid back music is playing
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There is a clown. Kill it.
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>>381315596
Yes

>>381315607
No
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Lemmy looking motherfucker wears a raincoat to kill young women and you see letters in coffee and it's all the dogs fault. Only free roam single player game to have a gas system I think and if not the attendant wears lewd cowboy clothing and says she's going to pump it.
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>>381315657
SS13
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>>381315568
Undertale
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>>381315568
undertale
>>381315602
Abe's odyssee
>>381315636
The neverhood
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>>381315668
Silent Hills 2
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>>381315686
Correct.
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>>381315715
>>381315602
Correct
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Camp in the bathroom with a sledgehammer.
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>>381315704
>>381315715

Wrong
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You are wake up one day just to find out that two bald chicks replaced your soul with a jew while you were sleeping and you have to journey to a fence made out of fedoras to reclaim it.

I am going to be slightly impressed if someone gets it.
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>>381314016
Black Ops.
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>>381315718
Wrong but right idea because voice direction is awkward as fuck in a charming way.
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>>381315778
The Culling
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>>381315602
>>381315602
Oddworld?

> robot hands?
Do you mean Sligs? They are green biological squid creatures that use metal "pants"!to move around on land. I dunno where you got robot hands from.
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>>381311882
you get absolutely btfo by a samurai so you get a friend to make you a better samurai so you can btfo the samurai that btfo'd you and all of his friends and boss
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>>381315668
Deadly Premonition. Zach says hi.
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>>381314162
Red Dead Redemption.
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Build up an empire and then lose the game because you aren't actually controlling your short and stocky creatures fond of drink and industry.
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>>381315826
I always thought they looked like hands. And you're correct.
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>>381315831
Metal Gear Rising
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>you defend and capture thing with up to 11 other retards in hopes of getting a new thing to play weeaboo dressup with lesbian time travelers
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>>381315874
Overlord?
>>
>>381315831
Red steel 2?
>>
>>381315882
correct
>>
>>381315917
Overwatch
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>>381315862
took a while but good job
>>
>>381315917
Overwatch?
>>
>>381315836
Yep and I wish Microsoft would make it backwards compatible because pc version is near unplayable and ps3 version is somehow worse than 360.
>>
They killer your rabbit. They shouldn't have.
>>
GET DOWN
THIS IS THE POLICE PUT YOUR GUN DOWN
GET ON THE GROUND NOW
PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN
GET DOWN
GET ON THE GROUND

Breach and bang this door.
Put down a door wedge!
Gold, fall in!
>>
Boy loses everything he's ever loved. The End.
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>>381316035
My life
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>>381315998
Doom 2
>>381316003
Rainbow Six
>>
>>381316003
SWAT
>>
Upgrade the wagon first, bring torches
>>
You go seeking a mythical treasure on a remote unknown island. Turns out an ancient civilisation as well as Axis powers in WW2 had been also obsessed with the treasure and it's super natural qualities destroyed them. You defeat the band of bad guys looking for it as well and destroy the supernatural artefact for good.

The sequel involves looking for a lost city in the mountains said to house the secret to immortality.
>>
>>381316056
Dankest Memegeon
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>>381316054
Correctomundo
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>>381316056
Darkest dungeon
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>>381316056
The Oregon Trail
>>
>>381316087
good boy
>>
>>381311882
You're getting too old for combat but war is bad so you team up with a nigger, your friends who age slower than you, and a cyborg to kill a bunch of women with varying negative emotions and your clone who has the arm of your friend. if you get this one i swear to god
>>
>>381314742
Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch?
>>
>>381316086
Tomb Raider 2013?
>>
>>381316120
Probably one of the MGS games.
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It's not even an actual video game but retards on /v/ make threads daily on it because it has slightly good fotm porn made by the most generic artist.
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>>381316120
MGS4?
>>
Use garden utensil to bash creatures to find your presumed dead girlfriend and the 3rd campaign was disappointing because it didn't have any interaction outside if your base.
>>
>>381316120
Drag-On Dragoon 4
>>
You look at people's facebook profile then beat them with a metal stick.
>>
>>381316120
Mgs 4, easy as fuck.
>>
>>381316049
It's actually Mother 3 but okay
>>
>>381314612
Shenmue?
>>
>>381316187
yes
>>
>>381316120
Metal gear solid 4
>>
Glory to ___________

Next!
>>
>>381316224
Stick if Truth
>>
>>381316124
Correct
Girl ask you a little quiz, reward is fuck with her
>>
>>381316282
Papers Please
>>
>>381314558
Don't Starve
>>
>>381316285
No
>>
>>381316282
Glory to Arstotzka.
>>
>>381316282
Arstotzka!

Papers Please
>>
>>381311882
Green robot smashes Dinosaurs, Birds, and grey triangular babbies so that they can't turn on the big explosion while the stinky fungus tries to eat them all.
>>
>>381316290
HuniePop
>>
You shoot aliens and you're not afraid of anything except you're a lot more vulnerable than your friend halo.
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>>381316192
Shovel Knight
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>>381316282
Spider-Man 2 director's cut
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>>381316367
I was actually thinking of those meet n fuck games but close enough
>>
>>381316364
Halo
>>
>>381314738
>pathologic
no
>>381315065
>majoras mask
no

Another hint:
Disease and aliens
>>
you punch every single creature you see until you are grown up enough to go punch some other creatures with 4 / 9 / 39 more people
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>>381316305
winner
>>
>>381316446
WoW?
>>
Oh shit you're a murder boy!
Oh no aliens!
Oh no a religious cult!
Oh no it doesn't make any sense!
>>
>>381316035

Fable 1
>>
>>381311882
You kill your dad and don't even get your waifu.
>>
>>381316391
Duke nukem
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You play as a man with a gun but actually you're not that man with a gun
>>
>>381316494
Real Life
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You have to let go
>>
You are the Law.
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>>381316554
>>
>>381316576
True Crime or Judge Dredd vs Death
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>>381316629
The latter.
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>>381316554
Welcome two the thunder dome
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You slice and blast other people like you apart and eat their heart in various different famous settings.
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>>381316580
No and you start the game on your knees.
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>>381316554
Dead Money
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>>381316145
Yes, but also Uncharted 1. They have almost the exact same plot.
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>>381316554
It's a video game okay?
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>>381316706
Yes
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>>381314810
He committed suicide after his son from a previous marriage fucked his new wife.
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>>381316554
is it a video game or not i'm confused you didn't give enough information
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>>381316431
woooooooow

Ok, how about this one, red robot smashes slugs, bugs, and dragons so that they can't turn on the fungus farm while the stinky fungus tries to eat them all.
>>
>>381316476
exactly
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>>381316554
this is getting really confusing, is itavideo game or is it not a hideo game
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>>381316758
And tried to kill his daughter with him.
Huey deserved everything he got, and even more suffering
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>>381316554
awnser me you cunt
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>>381316580
>>381316658
>>381316742
>>381316795
Is this some retarded joke I don't get?
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>>381316554
when are you going to awnser me i swear to fuck
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>>381316758

Indeed, cucked to death.
>>
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>>381316554
it was funny but now awnser me it's not a joke anymore dont make me do it
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>>381316826
GG, I don't know.
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Help the princess heal the land. Then curse the land again, except worse.
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>>381316554
this is getting out of hand i know who you are dude
>>
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>>381316554
how many yous do you need to awnser me youve made me deeply upset please just send me that message i know this is you and i know you know who i am
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What are these E.T retards actually talking about?
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>>381316554
okay so youve blocked me but you cant block me on 4chan why dont you unblock me/ do you think you're cool?
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>>381317130
Wtf, I've actually paused the show once and she had that same facial expression. Is this a regular occurrence in the show?
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>>381316554
this isn't fucking funny bro unblock me unblock me unblock me reeee
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>>381316554
comment me autistic in the guild chat again and ill have her kick you from the guild and ill leak your nudes to the global chat
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>>381311882
your a guy from a planet with 4 races and you travel to another planet which also has 4 races to save the children
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>>381316554
unblock me i want an awnser this isnt fucking funny dude unblock me man

this is nt funny im actually mad now youre causing so much drama
>>
youre an asian guy trained in martial arts and are partially a cop and a villain with nightmares every time you sleep
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You're a white nigger.
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>>381316554
im not done replying to you until youunblock me so we can discuss this in pms and you stop shitting on me in the guild chat to the roastie
>>
>>381317394
Sleeping Dogs?
>>
some giant flying lizard steals your heart then steals your girl then you have somehow slay tuhis motherfucker with some dolls
>>
"CIA, I'm CIA."
>>
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>>381316554
this isn't fucking funny anymore people are actually believing your lies about me now im going to kick you from the teamspeak and the discord because i own those
>>
>>381317429
GTAIV
>>381317465
Dragon's Dogma
>>
>>381317528

>GTA IV
Nope, not even close.
Niko did nothing wrong, he's a good serb.
>>
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>>381316554
we're almost reaching 3 levels of replies and you havent replied yet, atleast tell me the awnser here you dont have to unblock me anymre
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>>381317576
The answer was already given phoneposter
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>>381317447
gj
>>
Russian multiplayer

This is easy
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>>381316554
oh my god dude unblock me unblock me unblock me unblock me
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Your a cop with a vanity license plate who is friends with Christopher walken
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>>381317628

CS:GO
>>
T H I C C

that is all the game is about and it doesn't even try to hide it
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I don't get this E.T shit at all going to kill myself now.
>>
>>381317651
yep
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>>381317606
not the one i wanted and im not using a phone im using a computer on windows vista this man owes me things which includes an awnser to a questio

>>381316554
n
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>>381317654
Haydee or whatever that thicc robot game was called
>>
A dog and her sister stumble upon a place that exists outside of reality where they meet their long-dead sister who has serious bi-polar issues and eventually they're joined by all their friends.
>>
>>381317654
HAYDEE
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>>381316554
uhg okay im not done replying you until you unblocke me i guess
>>
Reality TV show where you brutally murder psychopaths.
>>
>>381317640
True Crime Streets of New York maybe a stretch considering Willem Dafoe's character in Everything or Nothing was his student from A View to a Kill Bondkino.
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>>381317801
Mad World
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>>381317691>>381316554
this is getting out of hand...

>>381317801
manhunt or smash tv
>>
>>381317826

>Manhunt

Ayyy, das right
>>
>>381317801
Manhunt
>>
Stay put for 15 minutes.
>>
>>381317706
>>381317701
too easy I guess

MC talks about his condition as if it is a bad thing but it allows him to get all the pussy

>>381317898
Far Cry 4?
>>
>>381317898
Far Cry 4
>>
>>381317898

Far Cry 4?
>>
>>381317954
>Far Cry 4?
Yes.

You have a dead clown in your head.
>>
The world is fucked up, in the end you can un-fuck it up but it might only fuck up again or leave it fucked up because a girl likes it that way

>>381318023
Arkham knight
>>
>>381318076
Correct.
>>
>>381311882
As you are looking for a powerful artifact, you find out you have the worst father ever and are presented with the choice to either be a rebellious teenager or side with your father.
>>
>>381318163
Kick Messiah
>>
>>381318185
Correct.
>>
>>381311882
You obnoxiously yell at people for virtually the entirety of the game. There is no plot anyone cares about.
>>
You spend the game either chasing down your resurrected literal waifu with your bro squad who are just kinda there, or chasing down the guy chasing the waifu with your new hipster faggot squad, to kill him.
>>
>>381318331
Halo 5
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>>381311882
This game will never be released.
>>
>>381318380
MGS5
>>
>>381318380
Half-Life 3
>>
>>381318501
Bingo.
>>
>>381318314
Skyrim
>>
>>381318376
ye
>>
>>381318537
Yup.
>>
Math is the best magic
>>
Some fag helps you escape from jail with his entourage of katana wielding weeaboos.
>>
>>381318743

Oblivion.
>>
You start the game as an illegal immigrant whose execution is at hand.
>>
I bet 10 virtual dollaridoos this will take some time

4 firends win a castle which is in poor shape, later they become bad or good and shoot some aliens
>>
>>381317808
Very close anon, new York was the 2nd game the first one took place in LA and one of the cops sounded like walken
>>
>>381318867

Heck yeah muthafuckah, +1 point for you.
>>
Listen to terrible poetry, sell flowers and cast magic using a slot machine. Also, become a member of your commanding officer's fan club.
>>
You get best girl wearing just a towel for 20 minutes and you can also shoot worst girl.
Easy mode hint: >game
>>
>>381318892
>>381318537
>>
A stand user avenges his family

>>381318989
FF7 crisis core
>>
You go full edgelord fighting for your very existence, but then you pussy out and decide to save the girl instead of killing her.
It is was the wrong decision.
>>
>>381319321
Yes.
>>
Boo hoo I'm a cripple existance is pain.
>>
>>381318892
Skyrim
>>
>>381319467
Warrior Within?
>>381319572
FFTA
>>
>>381319726

>Warrior Within?

Correct.
>>
>>381319726

Nope, not Final Fantasy.

Hint though: It's technically a mod.
>>
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Wake up in some room with no memories what so ever
Wake the previous king from his slumber or dethrone the current "king"
>>
Stalin dies either way.
>>
>>381319572
cry of fear?
>>
You receive a royal assfuck at the start, but in the end you rape him instead.
>>
>>381315874
dwarf fort?
>>
>>381319923

Yay, you did it.
>>
To get out of the ghetto you fight other dudes like you but then you all realize the oppressive dystopian police force is the real enemy and bro-up with some of those dudes you used to fight
>>
>>381320015

OH HO HO, I GOT THIS ONE.

MOTHER
RUSSIA
BLEEDS
>>
>>381320071
No, man. Another hint:

>fist-fight combat, at a certain point you get a DIY flamethrower
>stealth sections are super difficult
>PS2 exclusive
>>
Half of you has their waifu used as ammunition
>>
>>381320187
wait no shit, it also got released on PC. My bad
>>
>>381319856
the neverhood
>>
Your a super soilder who was working for the bad guys all along
>>
>>381320351
Right
>>
you are summoned without knowing what or who you are, then some bitch sweet talks you to do her dirty work
>>
>>381316267
nope
>>
>>381320358

The original Deus Ex?

>>381320447
Aragami?
>>
>>381313013
Sonic Adventure 2?
>>
You get lynched for doing absolutely nothing
>>
>>381320731
Bioshock Infinite
>>
>>381320637
yes, exactly
>>
>>381320749
wrong
>>
>>381320849

Which one?
>>
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Crashed into a prison
Escaped said prison but one of your friends' health condition is pretty bad
>>
>>381320913
aragami, sorry
>>
>>381320980
No problem at all friend-o
>>
>>381312615
the third fallout?
>>
>>381321029
im not your friend-o, buddy
>>
Your waifu becomes a slav so you go and try to knock some sense into her but it turns out your buddies are the real assholes and she was the same person all along
>>
>>381320257
>>381320187
>>381320015
Dammit faggots it's Gettin Up
>>
>>381319878
red alert
>>
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Grabbed some milk in a store
Nuked a city
>>
You're trying to kill yourself while other people try to till you to keep you from killing yourself. A party member tries to drag out a suicide mission as long as possible so he can kill himself, then almost fails when somebody else tries to kill him to keep him from killing himself. Eventually, you beat the shit out of a guy who's trying to convince you to kill yourself after you tried and succeeded but failed at killing yourself.
>>
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You play as the villian of the last game, destroy a group of terrorists, and conquer a planet
>>
You shoot people trying to find a reason not to commit an hero
>>
>>381315094
Spiderman 2
>>
>>381321773
Postal?
>>
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You go to pirate detroit, team up with a tranny and a drunken pirate, and go to the moon to stop your girlfriend from annexing the earth
>>
Your dick envy leads to you subverting America and becoming James Bond.
>>
>>381313291
The Last of Us
>>
>>381321882
Great answer, but incorrect
>>
>>381316494
FFX
>>
You are literally nothing, who's fate is to drink the lands poisonous orange juice.
>>
>>381321641
Postal
>>
>>381317628
I know the answer is CSGO, but I was going to say DOTA2
>>
>>381317429
Saints Row ?
Assuming you make your character white
>>
>>381316224
Watch_dogs
>>
>>381311882
>>381311882
Zombie jail? Sounds like starting area of planescape torment
Dying over and over? Loss of memories counts as death right?
sadly saving the land does not fit, but one could assume that sigil would get fucked sooner or later thanks to you.
>>
>>381317429
Might be a NBA2K game?

Because even if you create a white character, your parents are still black.
>>
>>381323852
Literally the first reply says it's dark souls
>>
you try to find your wife
>>
You kill aliens with mech suits and eventually fight the big bad in a Zone of the Enders final boss fight. You lose your memories about everything you did in the game at the end.
>>
>>381321536

Yes.
>>
you are a guy who tries to make bad people go away, by intensely studying their faces.
>>
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You accidentally stumble into a mech and it becomes your waifu.
>>
>>381324917
titan fall 2?
>>
>>381324917
Zone of the Enders?
>>
>>381325167
You got it.

You're really fucking edgy until you meet some good friends.
>>
>>381324886
L.A Noire
>>
You're some kid in trump's walled-in paradise, a secondary species to some kind of spirit leech on that planet. You meet a neanderthal and monk to throw some infants in a chasm and explore dungeons made entirely from meat.
>>
A group of clowns commit genocide in order to obtain playing cards.
>>
>>381325312
TWEWY?
>>
>>381314624
Please tell me it sounds rad as fuck.
>>
>>381325486
I'll be surprised if anyone gets this.
>>
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>>381311882
you are an european islander with a spear and dope greek armor and you scream like a psycho
also your god betrayed you
>>
1.
>You make photos.
>Alliens did nothing wrong.
2.
depending on who dies first, either your bro or your gf will become end boss
>>
>>381314949
Grim Fandango
>>
>>381314556
Bloodborne, obviously
>>
>>381326550
Prey
>>
>>381326671
Correct.
>>
>>381326835
a)no
b)these are two separete games
>>
You dream about some dragons and use a rubber ducky to save a multiverse.
>>
>>381325908
Yup.
>>
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>>381326189
is nobody gonna try to guess?
>>
You inherent your family business, renovate the old property, evict squatters, and generally spend the game cleaning up a distant relation's mess.
>>
>>381327246
Dankest Cellar?
>>
>>381327315
A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless.
>>
You're fast.
>>
>>381318910
Castle Brashers
>>
Mom wakes you up to beat up some clones, jews and zombies. Later on you discover you hit puberty.
>>
>>381328396
Earthbound?
never played it tho
>>
>>381328528
Nope.
>>
This seems like a good thread to figure out what this is.

I think it takes place in a dungeon, it has PS1like graphics, you can farm meat from holes in the ground, and it's kind of edgy.
>>
you capture monsters that can fly and shit and it was an mmo but it was trash and got canned.
>>
>>381316120
The part about the arm gave it away
>>
you try to make a map of europe and the near east into a single color
>>
>>381314643
Metal Gear Solid 4
>>
You get blinded by the light, and revved up like a deuce until you run into a wall. You then buy a 20 year old corolla and break into airports until you drive in circles while a Pontiac GTO runs into walls, which gains you the respect of a whole city.
>>
You're a cop who arrests protestors and shoots up a mall, a prison, a hospital, and a lounge so you can beat another cop who's stolen your partner.
>>
>>381333263
Also the entire time you're listening to nu-metal and cheesy rap.
>>
>>381313013
Viva Pinata
>>
>>381313548
Drakengard fits this description
>>
>>381331434

Crusader Kings or Total War.
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