continued from >>381269296 how would you save the princess?

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Infinite jumps

dead horse

>>381311119
Good idea: put a dead horne in the spikes, so you can jump on it, but then you'd need more dead horses.

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>meanwhile, outside the simulation

>>381311854
where did the figures go?
and what happend to the guy that was mad because the saleswoman didnt have anything on stock?

>>381311854
You dummy, you can't see anything with those goggles on!

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>>381311993
new anon, taking over

>A customer approaches!

>>381312137
Maybe if we ignore him he'll go away

>>381312137
ah sorry so the story with the guy with the sex gun is another route

tell him that the game is out of stock

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>>381311739

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>>381312315
Uh...

>>381312707
nice

>>381312842
Take that strange black thing out of your mouth, how are you going to make a good public image like that?

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>>381310934

>>381312894
your forgot dye her hair

>>381312412

I like the way you think.

>>381312946
it's a noir setting, the only thing that got color is blood

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>>381312874

>>381313137
Roll to seduce

>>381313137
this could be an intro to a stickman flash porn game

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>>381313196

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>>381310934
The princess knew too much

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>>381313623
Not a good roll. Spaghetti pours out of your pocket as you mumble. She returns with an inattentive and lost reply.

>>381313996
GIVE HER THE SPAGHETTI

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>>381314027
Without hesitation, you slam your pocket spaghetti right into the girl's mouth!

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>>381312707

>>381314614
Remove her vr set and ley them look each other

>>381313809
That's not how it works anon

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>>381315084
She takes a moment and looks at the customer, spaghetti still in mouth.

>>381315565
Tell her it's not spaghetti but stickman hands,and she's a cannibal now

>>381315565
Well, she might've forgot to eat, wearing that VR headset seemly all day and all.

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>>381315737
>They still kind of taste like spaghetti, though...are you sure?

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>>381310934
ez

>>381316002
suck her DICK

>>381316002
It's just a joke. Since they're too long to be hands, they're spaghetti arms.

>>381316202
she has no dick, anon. sorry I don't like futa
>>381316418
I think I'm gonna have to stop here. I've been awake all night and it's 6:37 AM. Maybe I'll continue this in another thread.

>>381316370
how long does something like this take to animate?

>>381316743
like 10 mins

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>>381316370
nice

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Originaleeetus.