>at work >cant stop thinking how nice it would be to lazy

>>381309079
Depression meme

i know that feel OP
>tfw spending the healthiest years of my life working 6 days a week and being exhausted by the afternoon when i dont feel like doing shit but watching tv and youtube

>>381309079
Find something you actually like. Not something you got memed into buying.

>>381310214
I don't even watch the new shows because I dont want to risk wasting time on something shit, instead I rewatch the same stuff I've seen ten times already.

living hell

>>381310332

Kek I also only rewatch shit but I do spend all my freetime playing vidya

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its called having a shitty life, anon. ever heard of it?

>>381309079
If you're not content doing just whatever then theres no way to try and make yourself happy

you can only try, not to try

>>381310214
Just like 95% of the population, face it adult life is boring and mundane as fuck.

>Wake up
>Today is the day I'm going to start working on that game/video/script/whatever
>But first I need to eat
>I'm gonna watch something while I eat
>Ok that was fun now I'm gonna work
>Right after I play this game
>That was a fun game I should watch something else
>Oh look it's time for dinner
>That was a good meal time to play another game
>I should really get started on that game/video/script/whatever
>But you know it's pretty late and I don't have the energy to do it anymore
>I'll do it tomorow

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would things be fun with a cute gf?

>>381311982
>drama all the fucking time
>drags you out to meet her friends and family
>have to buy her shit
>bad sex
>only missionary under the sheets
>will cheat on you at every opportunity
Go for it, anon.

>>381312149
>dating bimbos
wew

>>381312149
>virgin speaks of his relationships
Ha

>>381311982
well i had a 4 year relationship with a 7/10 and honestly, playing games with her and teaching her how to play was fun.

it was not worth all the bullshit though

>>381311982

Yeah a great gf would be like your best fried with sex

>>381309079
>just moved to new city, new start, know noone here
>realize I'm at the prime age of my life
>realize I'm going to a super populated university with tons of girls out
>can't fucking even function as a human being, fail trying to socialize, despite joining clubs and going out
>have no idea how to find a new girlfriend after my last one destroyed me

Everything is fucking weird for me and I don't know how to fucking handle it.

>OH BOY I CANT WAIT TO PLAY VIDYA
>scroll past about 400 games on your steam library
>...43 tabs of /v/ open about 30 minutes later

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>tfw a new qt started at work
>7/10 would smash
>woke enough not to try and fuck wit a colleague
What do?

>>381312459
Online dating.

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>>381309079
>tfw waitress

Despite having some money to buy vidya, I have no energy afterwards to play them

>>381312496
Leave cum on her desk, mark the territory first

>>381312559
>no energy to sit down and lay back and concentrate almost fucking zero percent

wew lad

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>>381312515
I literally, just yesterday and today, have finally been figuring I should do it. But it's one of those issues that I have no good pictures and I dunno how to acquire them, because I don't go out with people who take pictures. Any advice anon? How do I be witty?

>>381312402
kek good luck with that

>>381312496
get her number become friends then when you quit there you go

be careful of the friendzone

>>381312559
Do you have the energy to show us your tits? This is important.

>>381312612
Do you have any close female friends?

>>381309079
>go to work at 6am everyday
>literally just standing around doing nothing for 8 fucking hours
>always trying to leave early when I get my shit done
>boss always giving me flac for it
>straight up tell him if I'm going to pass the time until I'm dead I want to do it doing something I enjoy
>don't give a fuck about the money, just my happiness
>has no idea what to say
At this point I just want to start walking. Modern society isn't for me, just give me the 2 things that I enjoy in life and I'll be set.
I'd much rather just grow my own shit, rely on only myself instead of working for a corporation my entire life. I don't want to be my own boss either.
I just want to be fucking happy, but I can't today. Everyone gives a fuck about cars and clothes and mundane shit like that. Idgaf about any of it.

>>381312594
You never had a job or anything, I've played vidya almost everyday, but sometimes you can't even concentrate on something as simple as FPS against bots, bump into walls and shoot at thin air.

>>381312559
Make sure to eat enough and have a 10-15 minute nap every time you get home from work.

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>>381312515
>falling for the online dating meme
have fun getting responses on maybe 1% of your mails and if they do agree on a date they will be about twice as fat as on their picture

>>381312669
Not near me. I have basically no friends now, actually, not as sad as it sounds though. Moved to a new city, several hours from my old one, so as a result I just don't really know anyone here outside of some minor acquaintances.

Should probably go back to my parent's place and meetup with some of my old friends.

>>381309079
You might be dealing with some depression. Maybe you should talk to someone about it?

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>>381312710
>y-youve just never had a job
lel. either your wrong and an idiot, or your right and a wageslave. either way, i win

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>>381312761
So long as they aren't mega turbolards, fat vidya playing chicks need love too anons.

>>381312831
in the form of a treadmill, sure

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>>381312594
> he plays casual games

TOP KEK

>>381312739
Well, I do get free food and coffee at work.

>>381312775
So you do back home, right?

>got a nice job in public sector
>still in debt for the next decade
>too jewish to pay more than €13 for a vidya
Living the dream.

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I realized that it stems from me trying to force myself onto video games that i really do not enjoy because I ran out of the niche genres and titles that are my primary interest.

I tried 30 different jrpgs and I still didn't like more than 2 of those.
I tried shitton of multiplayer games from the last two years, all of the experiences were unfun.

Going to try Front Mission 4 this afternoon but I already know what to expects since I watched an indepth review.

There's also the biological pressure of selfawareness telling me that I can play vidya when I'm 60 years old and that I should go out and socialize and bang chicks and enjoy life.

Except I got no friends or money.

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>>381312831
most of them are true hamplanets or think they deserve a chad

>>381309079
>immigrants not working, playing gtav all day
>need benefits from tax payers
>you have a day off
>no tax money to pay for immigrants benefits
>you feel guilty, can't play gtav due to guilt
>go back to work
Work more!

>>381309079
You might have no good games to play.
Playing anything and everything makes them boring when your suddenly doing something else. Try to only play good games.

Or your work is incredibly tiring that you can't do anything. In that case, I don't know besides thinking of working towards a better job.

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>>381312827
>tfw I'm right and don't have a job

>>381312903
Rarely. I could probably get some good picture ideas/whatever from my sister-in-law if I get back to talking to my brother next time I visit.
Motherfucker has my copy of Persona 5.

Going to a job interview today, but I know I'll just fuck it up

Hurr why did you drop out of college durr why didnt you work for years okay come in for a second interview so I can get paid, but we already decided we don't want you

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>>381312897
>hes a "hardcore gamer"

>nice guy at the gym wants to become friends
>he's gay
>hitting on me non stop
>i think he's really funny and cute
>decide to fuck a guy to see if I'm into guys
>like it a lot
>don't want to fuck our relationship with guy at the gym
>even though i already came out to him
>he's basically the only friend i have
>takes me out to eat and shit
>too insecure to actually tell him i like him
>in the fear losing him if we do end up go into a relationship and it not working out because im such a fuck up

he's such a fucking bro.
he grabs my thighs when he's driving ;_;
i like it

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>>381312885
I've had experiences before that working out gets them to end up working out too, 'cause eh.

>>381312962
and neither of those types are worth dating, so don't go for most of them!

>week off work
>oh boy I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play all these games
>do nothing but clean, browse 4chan and get drunk
Well, I beat Drive Girls I guess, but I don't feel like I really wanted to.

>>381312984
>claim you have a job and dont have time
>then claim you dont
>or your just some random who burst in
its like a physical version of autism

>worked 48 hours last week
>56 hours this week
>finally get a day off and relapse on nofap because I just can't take the stress anymore
>now that i've blown my load too unmotivated to play vidya

>>381313086
and with online dating you have no idea if they are like that before you meet them, not worth the effort

>>381313062
thats pretty gay

>>381313062
Just be yourself man

Pursue creation, spiritualism, balance, independence, and possibly religion.

Creation - Improve yourself skill wise, have hobbies that require action and that you can test (as in, have I accomplished something, is this work completed, how good is this piece of art, etc.)

Spiritualism - Focus on keeping your mind and body spiritually healthy, actively consider what you masturbate too and how much, exercise, get sunshine to help battle depression, learn and understand depression and stress

Balance - Remove unnecessary distractions from your environment and from your social circles, pursue healthy social environments, manage your time wisely and actively think about how you're using your time, maintain a healthy sleep cycle

Independence - Increase your freedoms, manage your money correctly, force your body to obey your mind and your mind to obey your intentions, become able in ways that relieve you of the necessary burdens of others, learn to trust yourself and become someone trustworthy, realize the role of money in your life, you don't need as much of it tas you use to keep yourself busy in unhealthy ways, actively invest it and your time

Religion - Optional, understand your role in the universe and your conceptualization of purpose, if you're an atheist define your own tenants of exceptional existance and actively keep them on your mind

Keep busy, momentum is important, start now. If you have something holding you back, relieve yourself of it. I, for one, used to be held back by a relationship, we kept each other lazy and she wanted all of my time and was resistant to me leading my own life how I needed to. Through effort we have improved our life together by following these principles.

My first piece of advice is find out what you like about video games and find a technological hobby that creates those very things you like, whether it be art, story, mechanics, technology, or social situations. To create is to understand.

And for fucks sakes, spend less.

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>>381313029
Act confidant in yourself, even if you're not, but don't brag. If you act confidant, they'll assume you're competent and confidant of your own abilities. You got it anon, college isn't for everyone.
>>381313062
just ask him if he wants to go out on a date and go out, jesus fuck don't be such a pussy. Relationships get ruined from that level of lack of communication so don't fall victim, you got it

>be NEET
>wake up when ever
>eat cold left over pizza for breakfast/lunch
>watch some anime while eating
>feel like playing a video game
>don't feel like playing any of the ones I have
>can't buy any new games
>fap
>watch some fags on twitch for a few hours
>fap again
>watch more anime
>eat left over pizza for dinner
>watch a pirated movie
>go to bed
>fap again
>fall asleep
>repeat the next day
Fuck this is shit

Nice blogs, faggots.

>>381313183
Are you a woman?
You give worthless advice like a woman

>work full time
>have gf
>still play 20+ hours of vidya per week

You guys are just lazy. Imagine being too lazy to play video games.

>>381313029
They won't be that bad.

Just make sure you know a little about the company, really listen to what they say, and spin everything positively like why you dropped out... If they ask you that.

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>>381313062
dont risk fucking up the only friendship you have you gigantic faggot

>>381313183
That's the gayest advice anyone can give.

tl;dr - just fap.

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>>381311242
jesus i hate his tard eating faces so much:^(

>>381313152
Then you meet them, enjoy the lunch or dinner or drinks or whatever you do for the first date, and then thank them for the time and move on. Not that much effort, just a shit ton of anxiety involved

>>381313098
I'm random who had a job, I said already that I've played vidya almost every day, but in that period I realised that most of my games require too much concentration and it became really tiring to play them after work. But I did it anyway.

>>381309079
>Work at home running my own business.
>Barely play games
>There are literally thousands of games in my house right there within reach all day
>Feel guilty whenever I do play them because the time could have been better spent on my business.

Sucks.

I make great money, but I feel like a shut in.

>>381313062
Tell him you like/love him, you will drop your spaghetti but it will melt his heart and you get it out.

>>381313216
>dude just be confident
Should grow an extra foot in height too

>college isn't for everyone
I'm 26 and all I have is a highschool degree
I'm literally not good at anything

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>at work
>cant stop thinking how nice it would be to lazy out at home and play video games all day long
>get home
>become a NEET lord on my days off and play for like 18-20 hours a day straight barely moving

I'm 25 and there's still nothing better than video games in this life, NOTHING

>>381313267
There is no way to spin it and I'm a horrible liar

>>381313062
Wow what a faggot, just let the other faggot do his steps towards relationship and live on easy mode.

>>381311982
Enjoying having to "do shit" on your days off instead of catching up with vidya or shows.

>>381313342
after doing for a year you'll come to hate it

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>>381313098
>/v/ is one person

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>>381309079
>not working out after work
>not getting home afterwards and enjoying some nice vidya to relax after a hard day

Just got to plan out the day, and try to be optimistic, even through the depression.

>>381313323
you're not good at anything because you think you're not. get your own head outta your ass and look at some positive bits of your life and focus on those instead of being edgy about the shitty aspects.

what's the kind of company?

>>381309079
https://www.twitchtv/lupeisabeast

>>381312962
I last tried online dating years ago when I was 20-21 ish.

I was shocked how many of these girls were specifically looking for something like.

>Guy under 25
>Must make six figures
>Six ft tall minimum
>Must be fit
>Must have a house and a stable job

etc.

When they've got no job, no education, and are on track for letting themselves go weight wise.

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>>381313293
the effort is finding someone to date, on a dating site you have 100 guys for every girl and you have to spend a fuckload of time finding someone that will even respond if you arent a 8/10

>>381313434
>im the random who just burst in
hence the physical form of autism

>>381313423
You gotta have variety in video games, then you'll be able to do that forever

>>381313423
It's been 3 years since I started working. My one life goal is to return to the NEET life but I'm not sure how I'll obtain it, inheritance is looking like the only option.

>>381313183
Only the last two paragraphs are worth reading.

But well done for making me read. Most retards here don't care about honest tips and just want the retarded stuff.

But then again, I shouldn't be surprised as these dumbasses frequently promote voting for people who don't even represent them.

>>381313461
the thing is they still get a ton of attention since the male:female rate on such sites are fucked

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>its late
>some traps appear on the screen, small bulges, crossdressing
>feel that slight tinge in your cock
>kinda, sorta give it that half assed sorta stroke, a few times
>....too tired
>shit post another 3 hours

>>381313452
Packing shit, talking to customers etc.
But I'm a weakling and get massive social anxiety just from talking and handling money

>>381313461
>>381313469
you two aren't wrong so I'm just not even gonna argue with it, so you can just hope you get lucky in it I guess while looking out for shit on your own time in whatever you're doing

I dunno I don't even have an online dating account, I need to make one despite being a solid maybe 6/10

>>381313365
Time to get gud.

Also Google is there for a reason. Something you can't do? Google it. And I don't mean Google lying, I mean googling something like
"interview tips how do I explain I dropped out"

Your're not the only person who isn't good at interviews ir lying. It isn't even about lying but just putting a positive spin.

>>381313342
>t. virgin

Friendly reminder that all females in online dating are crazies or hamplanets and all males are betas.

Find someone out in real life or use tinder like a civilized person.

>>381313017
Only if you're close with her. If you're not she may think it's weird that you're asking her. If you're not sure, I can clarify for you. Assuming you are, it's also not a terrible idea to ask about the profile itself, make sure there aren't any glaring red flags you didn't notice.

That aside, you have a great foundation. Something along the lines of "I just moved here from X, and I don't really know anyone so I'm looking to meet new people." Obviously give it your own special twist, the last thing you want to do is sound generic. Anyways, this gives you a great foundation because it gives you a place to start off platonically. If you're on a website that allows you to check off that you're also looking for friends, do so, because someone whose interested in you but may not want to jump in the pool can do something like say, show you around town. It also goes the other way. If someone has in their profile a detail about something in town, ask about it as a way to break the ice. This is all of course assuming that'd you be ok with making friends, and not getting a gf (although 99% of people on dating sites may initiate things as a friendship they're looking for a romantic partner, although you may get that 1% and you have to acknowledge and accept that risk, or maybe even one where they're looking for a romantic partner, and while they like you, they're just not into you like that but they want to stay close). You don't have to always use something relating to how you're new in the area, but it's a great way to break the ice or even continue the conversation if you're stuck.

>>381313323
I only have a high school degree.

I went out and started my own business rather than finishing college because my degree was going to be frivolous/just a debt magnet.
I had no trained skills, I just was observant and tried to find some niche I could fill with my business that wasn't being filled. It took a bit to find, but now that I did I cannot accomodate the demand.


It's working out fine.

Not having a degree is not the end of the world.

I also started going bald at 19. Literally 19. Shit sucked.

I shaved it all off and just acted normal. People made comments at first, then I never heard them again (except from kyle cause kyle is a dick). I did that with confidence and it just worked fine. My dad's 5 foot 3 and he just acts like a boss and has literally NEVER been without a ladyfriend, ever. He had 5 at once one time. I was fucking astounded.

There's a point when you get older that women stop looking for adonis because they realize hercules Q Rockefeller is a fucking myth. It's also about the exact minute they grow up, so really, don't discredit yourself off the bat.

I have free time and I'm too picky in my tastes to play anything from my backlog.

It's not work, it's literally you. Don't make my mistake.

>>381313612
you will literally never advance in life with that attitude man, c'mon now, i get that it seems impossible but it isn't, just gotta accept that it shit in life isn't so hopeless like you think

Like, instead of saying you dropped out of college cause you're a faggot, you could say you dropped out of college because you didn't think it was the right path for you in life, and you wanted to take time and figure out what was.

>>381313686
just so people are aware, t. anything originally ment YOU were the t. something, not who you quoted. kinda got lost over mementics

>>381313225
Then go outside

>>381313534
Yeah. I love how easy it is for gay guys.

A 5/10 straight dude could make a grindr account and have 4 hits by that afternoon.

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>mum and dad is getting hungry for grandchildren

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>>381312496
She probably already has a bf
>tfw knew a thicc Christmas Cake at my work
> Didn't go for it because it wouldn't have worked and had to leave the job
>Saw her about a month later
>She'd done some diet thing and lost all shape in her thighs and curves

>>381313779
I see it used for both, it really just depends on context.

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>>381313849
I think my parents finally gave up hope thankfully

>>381313849
I'm glad my dad actually took a look at the economy and was like
"Don't fucking move out, you can't afford it, you guys can't afford kids, I'm not pushing you to have them, jesus christ why is everything so expensive?"

>>381313875
just like literally but its FUCKING WRONG

>>381313375
this

>>381313583
More like
>constantly want to fap for years
>collect huge folder of r34 and shit
>delete folders two times
>now I have biggeer folder than before and it's mostly sorted
>every day every second I know that I have some 10/10 pictures and webms in there
>it would be a sin not to fap to them
There's no end to this, at least I don't collect videos or it would be 50 times bigger

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>>381313323
Move to Australia bro, none of us go to university here and we live comfy as fuck lives.

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>>381313736
Funnily enough she met my brother on an online dating site, no idea which one, even though it may not seem to work out for them in the end but regardless, she'd be down to help so that is a good idea.

And thanks anon, I didn't think about using the whole new to area thing that much. I've been living here(Austin) since January, and there's certainly a ton of chicks here that're more into nerdy things like vidya and movies and cons, and tabletop shit especially. Wouldn't be bad just to throw the feelers out for people to actually help me figure out what's happening around here because I still don't know any places outside of baller ramen shop.

Thanks anon. You're a pretty cool guy. Just gotta get a haircut, some good pics and pour time into making shit clever rather than generic.

>work from home
>no need to wake up early
>no tiring out from commute
>no timed lunch with barely any options, can eat out, can order food, can cook myself
>only limit is deadline, can spend the excess of time on vidya or anything else I want
>don't feel any of the fatigue to not play games
It's great, though takes significant amount of self control to actually work, since there's too much temptation to procrastinate.

>>381313849
>mums calls to say hi
>"So have you got a girlfriend yet?"
just kill me famalam

>>381313375
My dad's life is this.

He hates it.

monday - friday is all work.
Saturday and sunday are taking the wife out.

Repeat.

He HATES it.

I just want a fuck buddy to meet with a few times a month.
Really just want to try and get head.

Only 5 more years until wizardry.

>>381314030
I run my business from the house.

I actually wound up having to isolate my business area totally away from EVERYTHING to not get distracted.

There isn't even a TV in that room anymore.

My productivity went up massively, but it's still so hard.

>>381313663
Google only says shit like "you dropped out of college because of family issues or because it wasn't for you" I dropped out because I was a fucking retard and couldn't even finish a garbage degree made fora literal retards

>>381313739
Not everyone has good genes and a family that helps you start a business
My father was a fat neckbeard loser and even he disowned me

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>>381313929
been like this since living in the city with senpai

now er are moving to suburbs and they will still be preoccupief with home improvement and adjusting, but i know theyll shift their focus onto me soon.

Who knows i might be able to do something in the suburbs. this city was my birthplace and is kind of stifling. i cant be anything other than mom and dads precious little boy when im here.

i was a total different person at uni. cant believe how hard i 180'd when i moved back.

thanks for reading my blog.

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>>381314036

>>381313849
Just tell them you will never get married because you don't want to end up like them

That always shuts them up

>>381314083
I've been a kissless virgin wizard for one year and I don't even give a fuck anymore. Women are overrated, porn, hentai and dragon dildos do it just fine for me now.

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Was interesting to hear that most normies are afraid of being alone.
I prefer to be alone and enjoy the peace, hearing normies can't deal with that is satisfying.

>>381314149
>Not everyone has good genes and a family that helps you start a business
My family didn't help me start my business, they literally told me I was going to fail, and I just told you I went bald at 19.

I'm nearsighted, have bad teeth, and went bald at 19. How do you think my genes are?

>>381314203
>been a kissless virgin wizard for one year
it doesnt work that way

>>381314149
>I dropped out because I was a fucking retard and couldn't even finish a garbage degree made fora literal retards
Here's a way to spin it. "I dropped out because I was lazy and didn't understand the consequences but now that I do I've turned myself around completely." Something like that.

>>381313849
>Having cannibals for parents

>>381314083
>tfw lost virginity at 19
>tfw have only had sex 3 times in the 8 years since
>tfw two of those times were prostitutes

>>381314203
>I've been a kissless virgin wizard for one year
Fucking underage.

>>381314259
Then where did you get the capital, where did you get your business sense, how companies work, accounting etc?

>>381311625
Unless you live in a germanic country or you are rich

>>381314157
>thanks for reading my blog.
You're welcome anon. That's what these threads are for.

>>381314262
Why not? I'm 31.

>>381313237
there was one guy who claimed to be too lazy to have sex with gf

>>381314348
thought you meant you went without sex for a year

>>381311982
Enjoy having all your free time taken up to do stuff with her insane family.
Enjoy never being 100% alone to just chill out

>don't know if I want a gf
>tfw dont care about being a virgin at 23 and being a socially awkward fuck around women
>women keep.calling me ugly anyways, dont know.if theyre teasing or seriou
>generally just want to play video games and witch animu, and finish up law school (im a accountant)
>but my hormones and sexual drive keeps giving me depression because no gf and no sex
Fuck this, how do I get a gf anf sex, and being a lazy fuck all day at the same time

>>381313183
That's some women's magazine-tier advice

>>381314418
Then you can't read faggot. I even specified kissless virginity.

>>381314036
maybe he should divorce and date you

>>381314418
Beware of fireballs, Anon. You don't just make a wizard angry and walk away.

>>381312919
have you by any chance ever heard of a an activity that is called "pirating" ?

>>381314329
>Then where did you get the capital
I worked part time retail, saved up, and then started buying the small tools necessary to build the stuff I do. Then it took two years to really build up the brand and get the product idea out, and I reinvested everything I could spare back in for growth.

Remember, I'm working out of my house and selling shit online, I don't need an office or an advertising budget, I just utilized social media, which is free and easy.

Taxes for a self employed person with no employees are not difficult. Saving every receipt is the hardest part.

Accounting on money in money out is literally one spreadsheet.

>>381314448
the drive gets weaker when you get older

>>381313849
stop being a faggot and tell them you don't want kids then?

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>Have a night time security job
>bring a gaming laptop, vita and 3ds to keep me occupied at night
>go home and play more vidya
>mfw getting paid $14/hr to play vidya

>>381314541
I'm impressed, Anon. What does your business do?

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>>381313849
>when your family stops asking this question

>with the corner of my eye catch some girl checking me out
>look in her direction
>she looks away
>keep looking
>tries to look at me but fails
I think they want to fight me or something

>>381313849
>parents never expressed this because they know there's ain't no way in hell

>>381314671
>realize they were laughing at me

>>381312686
you need to be 18 to post here anon

>Lost virginity at 14
>In youth did every fetish or perversion sex related, also experiences with men active and passive
>Pass 20 you realize sex is not that great and there is nothing to discover more
>You dont need sex and you fap once a week for biological needing
>Wymen has no more power over you.

>>381314781
Yeah, they definetly want a fight

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>dug out old ps1 and games
>intend to play for all evening
>will probably play for 20 minutes until the novelty or the loading times wear out, whichever happens first

>>381314781
>walking down the street
>hear someone laugh nearby
>immediately get paranoid that they're laughing at me
I fucking hate this, why does it happen every fucking time?

>>381312919
dont worry you'll be replaced by robots soon enough

>>381314638
Third party toy manufacturing and design.

so, I essentially make limited waves of custom products for toy collectors.

>>381314671
She was waiting for a moment to post a picture of you to her instagram so that she could make fun of you.

>>381314905
Because they ARE laughing at you

Normies notice your virginwalk

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>>381313918
>>381314649
I despair when I think about that my parents stoped asking. Sure it was agonizing every time but atleast they still held out hope back then.

>>381314905
because you walk funny but you're only subconsciously aware of it

>>381314905
I know that feel, light schizophrenia

>>381314905
You're just paranoid like most people here. It's your victim complex acting up.

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How do people lose their virginity as teenagers?
Alcohol, pure luck or desperate girls?

>>381315106
Teenage girls are really really horny.

>>381315106
girls are fucking stupid at that age. its kind of hard not to.

>>381309079
That's been me for the last two days, but I've been trying to get past writer's block on some porn I'm working on. Just have to sit down and grind it out, I guess.

>>381314945
>>381314985
Not even a thing, people only walk funny if they think about how they are walking, which the virgin walk meme is facilitating.

>>381315106
Men? They don't

Girls? College aged men and old rich arab fucks buy them drinks and jewellery.
Although usually they don't have to try, teenage girls are ready to fuck any older guy just to prove how cool they are

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>>381309079
>get home from a long day's work
>have to drive people around town to appointments and shit
>finally get back to my computer
>humidity is so high that my LEDs on my keyboard are starting to short out
>just turn everything off and lay in bed trying to sleep at a 100% humidity

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anybody else regret moving back to their hometown?

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>dude girls are total sluts they will fuck anyone, they will fuck chad, they will fuck old guys, they will fuck anyone, vapid stupid whores

why don't they fuck you then?

>>381313849
>Have multiple brothers and sister that are popping out sprogs
I don't have to do shit.

>>381314571
I know, but the very thought ofnthat scares me. God why is getting a gf so hard. Staying up nights playing vidya and staying at home all day as a kid really fucked me up physically, I'm a skinnyfat weak manlet with back issues and women laugh at me behind my back I feel and I'm too lazy to excercise, it's a vicious cycle of laziness and the worst part of it is I can only blame myself for al of this crap.

>>381313980
Hahahahaha.

>None of us.

Maybe you and your "high vis" wearing bogan friends. Doubt your life is overly comfy either.

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>>381315106
Girls want to fuck just as much as guys.

If I wasn't autistic as hell and didn't go after the wrong girls, I might have seen the signs and have joined the ranks, but here I am, years after high school, and still a virgin.

>>381315286
>100% humidty
I know that feel, fuck north queensland.

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>>381315332
>god why is getting a gf so hard
>im too lazy to exercise

>>381314891
>realistic video games that actually succumb to "age poorly" meme
found your problem

>>381315319
I moved back.

Left exactly one year later.

Everyone I knew either left or became an alchoholic/drugged out.

It sucked.

>>381315324
>they will fuck anyone
kek no, they will fuck chad and anyone with money

>>381315324
They'll fuck anyone as long as you take the initiative, which I can't do due to crippling autism.

>>381315174
yea you keep telling yourself that bud

>>381315319
I hate this place. I moved away for 6 years, came back. Realised I've made a huge mistake. Regret is not the best feeling.

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>>381315380
>live in a basement appartment
>landlord forces use of an air exchanger that doesn't condition the air
>nice cold basement air goes out, hot sticky outside air comes in

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>mfw my cousin tried to get me to make a Tinder account so that I "could get girls".
This ain't the first time that cunt has tried to help me "fix" the issue of me being a kissless virgin. Few years ago he even suggested that he could pay a whore to fuck me.

>>381314985
How do I stop walking funny?
Every time I try to stop hunching, it just feels weird, being in upright position. Especially if I have to talk to someone (I am 6'4").

>>381315324
I once went to an anime convention in LA that was dominated by teenage girls.

It seemed like everyone of them at the hotel was having sex ALL THE TIME.

You literally just had to get out there and be friendly.

>>381315454
Why would you not accept that?

>>381309079
Shitposting on /v/ gives you the same satisfaction gained from context as playing video games, but without any challenge or effort required. Basically, you have to unplug from the internet.

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>>381314905
>on a walk outside
>pass some refugee nigger shitstain
>he starts walking after me
>mfw

I WANT THEM OUT OF MY COUNTRY NOW!

>>381315385
What's the secret to motivate yourself to exercise? Preferably without going to the gym because of social anxiety

>>381315454
Is there anything more annoying than normies trying to "help"?

>>381315430
>>381315408
sorry anons.

also id like to offer the perspective that even if your hometown is a big famous city, it doesnt matter. if you were born there it wont make a lick of difference. in fact id say it clouds your judgment even more since everyone around you will talk about how great your city is and how theres lots of things to do. you start to believe it and appreciate it and relish moving back, so that once you settle you can say you were born there and can look down on tourists. Fuck no. I regret it so much. This city is shit. Id rather move up north to san francisco despite the costs. i dont fucking care. this place is not only dirty, its really really heavy on my heart. So many things from my childhood are being destroyed/renovated into something else, people are getting old, people are moving away. I feel like a clown neeting up in this shithole.

>>381315564
Just be urself bro.

>>381315454
>friend wanted to set me up on a date with a gold digger friend of his gold digger girlfriend.
>No thanks, man, I really don't want to get involved with that sort of thing.
>Come on, man, she'll put out.
>Yeah, after I buy her enough shit.
>So?

>>381312686
Where i am at work is finished in 2 hours. after that its browsing the internet for 6 hours. i am starting to go to a language course next week and do an art course in september, so i hope that will spice things up a little. in the future i am just going to draw in my workplace, no one here gives a shit really

>>381315548
Go exercise just once. You will realize that is almost impossible to be in a shit mood after you are done sweating your ass, for the remainder of the day. You will get hooked on it in order to lure the shit mood away.

Its about mental peace, not getting fit.

>>381315505
Talk to a doctor, maybe get a back brace.

>shopping in local grocery store
>young woman taps me on the shoulder
>excuse me, do you know where the milk is?
>everyone know where the milk is, I think
>yeah over in the corner
>thanks, do you shop here often
>what the fuck does this woman want
>I don most of my shopping here, yeah
>move on to the fruit, she follows me
>I haven't seen you with anyone else here
>please stop talking to me
>s-sure

>>381315519
Which one?
The Tinder thing or the whore?
I have zero interest in Tinder because I have zero interest in "dating". I view it as fucking retarded way of getting to know a person and forming a relationship with them.

As for the whore thing, everything about it insults my morals and standards.
There is zero reason to have sex if you do not love the person you are having sex with. If I just want physical release, I can masturbate.

>>381315397
Not him, but fuck off, PS1 MoH games are great.

>>381315612
>tfw a coworker ruined his entire family and got fired from his job just to be with a golddigger
>she was 4/10 at best and 40 years old

Fucking normals

>>381310214
>7 days work
>still struggling to pay for things
Gonna kill myself before 25 at this rate.

>>381315717
That friend broke up with a stable regular girlfriend and started dating that girl.

It is a very awkward deal for our social group.

>>381315625
My issue with it(not him) is just that I have such a shitass sleep schedule and can't keep on schedule. I feel great when I workout but fuck am I terrible at keeping up with it.

>>381315648
Doctors just give you pills that MURDER all your motivation, cause hormonal imbalance and are generally awful for you

They just sedate you so you don't become a schoolshooter

>>381315548
Have social anxiety, started going to the gym recently because I either need to eat less or move more to maintain my weight and not become a fatty. I like eating, so it was the only choice.

The first time I went in the changing room I nearly noped out and just left. It was horrible. Figuring out how to use the exercise machines/treadmill was also stressful, felt that ever present feeling of "im being an idiot, people are seeing me be an idiot, oh shit i need to get out of here".

However, after going a few times, this faded away. Just need to power through it.

>>381315652
>thinking back about highschool
>realize I kept doing shit like this
MAKE IT STOP

>>381315817
>>381315652
Back to facebook

>>381315770
What
I'm talking about the physical ramifications not whatever mental thing you have

>>381315794
Thanks anon, I'm literally at this crossroad right now and I want to scream over it, but I just need to walk in the first time. I'm not even fat, it's just scary because of how out of shape I am and that feeling that -someone- will laugh.

>>381315693
Hahahahahhaha.

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>>381313375
My last relationship was like that. I was always thinking "I wish I was at home doing my stuff" when I was with her at stupid brunch or whatever.
>>381314504
kek

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>>381315564
Not that I can think of.
My cousin is a massive normie. He doesn't know jack shit about anything and is completely swallowed into the "mainstream" culture and consciousness.
>mfw discussing politics with him.

I actually had to explain to him that our modern, equal and democratic societies are new as fuck by the standards of our species, and there is zero guarantee that we will retain this type of society indefinitely, especially if we actively do not defend them.

>>381315763
Well if you do it on the regular it will also help you with regulating your sleep.
It might be easier for me because I am 20 pounds overweight. So when I get that shit done I literally don't feel like a worthless piece of shit that day, it relieves the pressure. I may be fat but at least I did what I could do that day. On to another.

>>381315763
Not him, but for me it's all about routine. Make it a habit and you'll feel worse for not doing it. Just have a schedule and stick to it, if you fall off a day or two just get right back on. It'll also help you sleep at a consistent schedule also

>>381314330
pretty sure people in "germanic countries" still have to work 5 days a week, mate

>>381315859
Thanks man I got lost and forgot which site I came here from.

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>>381315893

>>381315901
>beta faggot does not have his own will or character to express himself when he doesn't feel like doing something upon being asked
>gf is somehow the problem

26yo, gf is 20, together for a bit over a year. Met her folks exactly twice, went to zero brunches, went to zero shit with her friends. Just be fucking clear about things that you dont feel like doing, its not the end of the world.

Jesus fucking christ, if someone shoved shit in your face and dick up your ass you would still yam it up and then passive-aggressively bitch about it on the internet because that's the only way you can cope with things not going your way.

>>381315509
We're talking about real women anon, not some 2/10 landwhale stinking feminists that cosplay as Naruto characters.

>>381315909
>>381315970
I'm not overweight, it's just a matter of the routine I'm bad at setting up. I get free access to the gym at my school, so I need to take advantage of it while I can. Like, I woke up today at 11 PM, because I don't know what's happening with my body with sleep anymore, so I need to fix that shit first

>>381315625
Didn't work for me. I can't afford a trainer to help me and am to much of a klutz to use most equipment right so I tried Cardio and that worked for a while until I couldn't go for a week and lost all motivation. I didn't feel good after working out only felt exausted.

>>381315454
>tfw you found out your little bro got a gf and you dont
>realized he lost his virginity first because you saw his condoms
>tfw my sister and little bro have started to show concern for my kissless hugless virgin status
>even my friends keep bugging me about it

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>>381315906
>blah blah the standard of our species blah blah type of society blah blah
Damn anon, no wonder you are a virgin.

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>>381316150
Do you enjoy shitting up threads on purpose?

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>>381315324
Because they don't fuck everyone

>>381313304
Sounds like a friend of mine
I-isaac?

>>381311625

At least some one else feels it too

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>>381315324
thick white girls are my jam

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>>381316119
>tfw my little sister has a bf and has gotten engaged with him
>mfw I overheard them having sex in the cellar bathroom while I was in my room on the third floor of our house.

>go to sleep excited I could play games watch anime when i wake up
>wake up
>play games, visual novels and watch anime
>:^)

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>>381316227
Sorry anon, I just wanted to be funny, but I ended up being mean.

>>381315625
Do you exercise at home? What's your routine?

>>381309079
> have a good job in IT that allows me to buy vidya
> I can do home office whenever I want
> my job is quite seasonal - months of shitload of work, months of laziness with nothing to do
> take home office and play vidya like a little piece of shit I am
> feel comfy

But besides from that I feel you OP.

>>381313736
hey still there?
might giving me some advise as well?
one of my best friends is gay and I also have a good conection with my brothers gf. how would one ask somebody like that about shooting profil pictures without making it sound weird?
also how do you find out what hair cut fits the best to you?

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>be young
>have all the time in the world for vidya but can't afford any
>be old
>can afford all the vidya I want but no time to play them

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>being a wagecuck

Only have yourself to blame really

>>381311982

It's different, i've been with my gf for 7 years so she literally gives no shits about me playing video games most evenings after work.

you wouldn't get much game time in during the first few years of a relationship though, as the other anons state there is always far too much "shit" to get on with

I don't think i could enjoy games without knowing my life is relatively in order though

>>381316434
got any active social life?

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>>381316401
no problm fried

>>381316351
God I had this same experience. Get a fucking room in a cheap inn or something for christsake.

>>381316412
Just cardio, I'm trying to lose weight. I bike to another village thats next to my town, straight road, very little to no traffic, flat. Going there and back with an average speed of 28kmph takes me exactly one hour, plus or minus couple of minutes. Knowing that I will lose only one hour of the day on that also helps because you still have a lot of times to shitpost. Plus I get to listen to comfy podcasts on my phone while doing so.

When I shed out the excess weight I will go to the gym and incorporate weights and stuff.

Go to /fit/ and read the sticky if you want something more concise.

>>381309079
My job is easy as fuck now, so I have plenty of energy when I get home to exercise and vidya. I understand if your job is stressful, or very tiring, or has no upward movement, or something else though.

>>381309079
this is me except when i get home i have like an hour tops to play games

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>>381313225
What happens when you run out of leftovers?

>>381309079
>what kind of meme magic shit is this /v/ I ask you
the greatest meme of all anon, it's called Life

>>381313225
>get to laze around all day doing what you want

Yeah, i feel truly sorry for you anon

>>381316351
You live in a fucking castle or something?

>>381316518
Yeah.
Girlfriend, three friends, some people I like to drink with. For some time I even had a lover.
I don't have fully remote job. That'd probably turn me into unwashed NEET.

I'm still a retard if that's what you ask about. On 0-10 scale of being socially adjusted I'm probably 5.

>>381313237
>still play 20+ hours of vidya per week

You must have no other hobbies

>>381316745
>3 floors
>a castle.

I guess I do, you fucking peasant.

>>381316551
I just want to be fit and a little muscle wouldn't hurt. Im skinnyfat witha large belly. I dont care about how I generally look, I just dont want to unfit anymore what can people recommend if thats the case?

>>381309079
Just turn it on, once you do you'll find that itch coming back and you'll end up playing for a bit. Happened with so many games I pirated they just sat there then one day I just randomly started one and next I knew it it was 80 hours in.

>>381316625
whack another $2 frozen pizza in the oven

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>falling for the full time meme
>not being part time master race

>>381316238
> houellebecq

In the trash it goes.

>>381314213
There's a difference between being alone and being lonely.

>>381316848
How is Shareholder only God-tier? It's NEET but with way more money.

>>381316939
memes

But yeah, switch GOOOOOD tier and god tier and it's perfect

>>381311982
If your life is enjoyable its icing on the cake

If your life is shit it only makes things worse

As far as im concerned, girlfriends are luxury rentals

>>381316848
Self-employed reporting in
I have the exact same problem OP has.

>>381316798

Buy a set of dumbells and learn some arms/shoulders/back/chest exercises, get confident with those first as gyms can be a bit intimidating if you've never been involved with sport etc.

More muscle burns more fat so you will be burning calories while you train and as your muscle mass goes up your metoblism will get more efficient too.

Don't get sucked into the cardio meme. You'll run for 30 mins to burn off a coffee.

Nothing feels better than chilling out and playing some games if you've punished yourself in the gym earlier. You feel like you've earnt it.

>>381311982
I want that house more that girl

>>381312594

Okay retard, not everyones idea of "video games" is that autistic bing bing wahoo shit you do everyday

If say, my idea of playing vidya in the afternon is "beat midir/gael and finish the dlc up and then play a run of 50cc tohou" that isnt exactly something that requires no concentration

>>381316030
You're so cool anon. It's gonna bite you in the ass though when she learns what other men are willing to do for her. Unless you beat her regularly.

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>>381317187

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>>381313062
>tfw not a faggot

>>381317091
Does /fit/ recommend any dumbell and arms chest etc exercises with dumbells?

>>381313929
your dad is amazing. God bless him for sticking around anon.

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>>381316030
>mfw she gets knocked up by Tyrone on one of her "girls' nights out" because you wouldn't spend time with her.

>>381317207
I don't beat her. I don't do anything. She understands that I have zero shit in common with her 18yo girlfriends and that it would be pointless to hang out together.

Protip, women actually get off on men with spine. Try it sometime.
Or continue with your current virgin ways cushioned by the smug satisfaction of foretelling my future cuckening. Your choice really.

>>381317269
>posting anime
>not a faggot
???

>>381313183
Get off 4chan Sherryl

>>381317091
>learn some arms/shoulders/back/chest exercise
who would I do that?
fit?

>>381317038
Yeah, but at least you're working for yourself.

>>381317370
That's one of the things that definitely will not happen, ever. I live in a country with zero niggers.

>>381317431
*how not who

>>381314829
I feel u bro

>be 16 HS
>get 8/10 gf straight up out of my league
>but shes into art and is a weeb like me and im at least a 5/10 so its cool tho
>banging consistently throughout an entire year, basically try out everything and anything, get it out of system (sans titfucks she was like a AA cup but thats okay i done more than enough)
>fast forward to now
>prospect of sex no longer excites me because i can just rub one out and the real thing will never be as good as in the mongolian sex comics anyway

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>at a family party
>aunt's sister proud to announce her hamplanet of a daughter has gotten a bf
>she's a neet making minecraft videos
>younger sister is an 8/10 with top grade from high school, living with her bf
>uncle suddenly asks me when I will get a gf
>when I meet a girl interested only seeing each other 2-3 hours a week
>you usually pay for girls like that, anon
>family laughs

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>>381317391
>faggot trying to feel less insecure about himself

>>381311982
>cute

she looks more high maintenance than the F35

>>381317375
>I don't do anything.
lmao good luck buddy

>>381317285

I've literally never been on /fit/ i'm lucky because my cousin is a personal trainer and i had someone 'set me up' if you like. So i only look for the odd bit of advice online every now and again.

I'm sure /fit/ would be decent for that kind of thing but don't forget it's 4chan so fuck knows.

Look into

Shoulder press
Shoulder flies

Chest press
Chest flies

Hammercurls
Dumbell curls

Lat raise
Barbell row (but with dumbells)

That should get you going.

>>381309079
listen cunt, you take that sweet dosh you work hard for and you invest it into a proper hobby

go to a lumber yard or even go online and order some long staves, then widdle them down into bow shape

buy some string or make some cordage and string that bitch

make some arrows and bam you have a nice fuckin bow and you have learned something new/useful

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>>381317548
You handled that situation better than I would have m8.

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>>381317582
I'm sure her boyfriend is maintaining her a lot.

>>381313864
>it wouldn't have worked
Is that what you say to yourself to sleep better?

>>381317660
No you take that dosh and invest in so you can actually escape wagecuckery

>>381315106
Believe it or not

A) Not everyone in highschool has their friend circle limited to a small band of beta virgins you spend all of lunch talking to about video games

B) There are girls at that age that are not only open to the idea of sex, but completely willing, given they're attracted to you.

>>381317592
Thanks anon. How many reps do you do?

>>381317431

Just google my man. Type in "effective chest exercises" on google or youtube and there's a wealth of info to help you out

It's a deep thing to get into so can seem off putting at girst but if you just learn a few thing here and there you learn a lot over a few months.

>dude just go t a club lmao
>go to club
>get rejected at every turn
>finally find a willing female
>awkward return home
>try and have sex
>fail miserably
>get dressed again in silence
>remember this is where I live
>ask her to leave
>watch her dress in silence
>shake hands in doorway
Never again.

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>have enough money to quit my job and go neet for at least 3 years
>tempted to do it but it will leave a long gap and fuck up any kind of career

Can't even escape even if you want to because you have to be working all the time like a good little worker bee

>>381309079
Well on the infrequent occasion I have a job I enjoy playing games even more because I can't do it whenever I feel like, I even enjoy playing through flavor of the month AAA shit which i usually have no interest in. Having a job actually makes me realize how much I love videogames.

>>381315509
This is universal it seems

I went to MAGfest with a few friends a year or two ago, people were straight up having a loud threesome in the room next to ours

>>381317762
ok I will try.
It´s also helps that I recently made a new friend that seems to want to get fit as well. he even already visits the gym so it might rub off.
now I just have to find out what hair cut would fit me the best

>>381317748

So for for each body area aim (per exersise) for
Week 1
4 x 8 reps (of chest press say)
Week 2
4 x 10 reps
Week 3
4 x 12 repa
On week 4 move the weight up a bit and start back down on 8 reps.

As long as you're eating well and getting enough sleep you should be able to constantly get stronger. For a while anyway

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>>381313849
>not talking about them like they already exist

>>381317909

Go for it anon, lifting with friends will not only make it more fun and less of a chore but will help you progress massively

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I FUCKING HATE GOING TO THE STORE EVERY TIME IS THE SAME, FEELS LIKE EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME AND THINKS IM A RETARD AND WHEN I GET HOME IT FEELS LIKE IM GOING TO CRY, IM NOT EVEN UGLY OR FAT HOLY SHIT

>>381317961
>not doing all your shopping online

>>381316779
Nothing wrong with that

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>>381309079
Because you associate playing vidya with being careless, having no long term goals to work for or at least about, being sure of your safety today and tomorrow. You wrongfully expect that vidya gave you all the bliss you used to feel before but in reality vidya was only a smaller component of said blissful existence. A very important component nonetheless like a cherry on top of a cake. You've developed your psyche in such a way that playing vidya is the pinnacle of your existence, you expect and await it. Nothing wrong with that, different strokes for different folks. But the notion that a vidya alone won't give you what you need sort of eludes you since when you try to play and don't get what you expect your attention turns in the wrong direction and focuses on disappointment and ultimately depression.
Sad to say but in order to have the same experience with vidya like you used to you'll have to create almost ideal environment for you: one that you're sure of its stability, that requires little attention and effort to maintain, and sincerely have no other goals than to play vidya or have them petty and quickly doable. And as you keep living you'll keep reevaluating the time you've spent living and thinking on things that you could've done by now. Everyone does that to some extent. Some are content with the result, which makes them satisfied with their today lives, some are not which leads to frustration and depression. So you'd also have as few things possible to regret about in life as possible to enhance on the vidya experience at hand.
I'm not the one to say it's impossible but I guess for many people it might as well be. But that isn't necessarily wrong too en masse. You'll not be the only one who cannot relive his earlier life's happy moments the same way.

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>wake up
>go to work
>get back
>play videogames
>don't want to play videogames
>get dumbells
>now every time I don't know what I want to do I swing those around
>suddenly want to play videogames entire half a day
It just works

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>>381313849
>tfw you and your siblings were so autismal that your parents never even expected you to reproduce

Worst part is they're right.

>>381316464
Is this pasta true for anyone else?

>just texted ex gf after 2 months of silence, even though I know she has moved on

Everything OK over here..

>>381318089
But I don't want to get sweaty and have to take a bath, anon.

>>381317692
She was super religious, like Mormon or some shit. No way I'd covert or anything.

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>>381317995
>get really anxious when the mailman comes
>tells me I have to sign some shit
>spill my spaghetti and just draw a X
>mailman looks at me like I have some kind of mental disorder
>some times I even forget about the package and leave outside the door

I love you guys

>>381318187
It's true for anyone. Bad thing is even if I left 4chan I'd find myself starved for sorta similar experience and nowhere to go.

>>381313062
get really drunk with him, and let things happen

>>381318354
Baka

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Get back to work wagies, my third yacht isn't going to buy itself

>>381313183
>learn and understand depression and stress
>literally "just fly the plane"
fuck you

>>381313849
>gotta apply for a learners license
>weeks of training
>gotta pass a theory test
>gotta pass a practical test
>gotta know the rules
>gotta fill out a shitload of paperwork
>gotta get a full license
>congratulations you are now qualified to drive a motorized vehicle


>stick floppy in girl
>2-10 minutes of effort
>wait 9 months
>congratulations you have a child
>a fully functional living being that you are now fully qualified to look after and unleash upon society

No way in hell am I having kids. This planet is doomed.

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Is It possible to be gay with no ass play?
Heard that guys give better head than girls.