Anon, why haven't you pre ordered Splatoon 2? You like our

I don't even have the first one

>>381292679
I already did. However, I would only recommend that fans of the first game preorder. It's better to wait for reviews and other stuff if it's your first entry in the series.

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>>381292943

No I don't, it's pretty not fun.

Can't buy a Switch

>>381292679
post some pictures of callie holding penises in her armpits and i will consider it

>>381292679

I would, but i dont have the money.

>>381292679
Can't get the Splat Switch so waiting for a neon one to show up at a store around me. Then importing the watermelon controllers.

i don't play video games.

>>381293072
/thread/

>>381293021
sell me on the squid game

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>>381293235
Don't lewd the squids!

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>>381293410
Squidloli

>>381292679
I cancelled my preorder after I sold my Switch.

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>>381293410
Loli and it's a fun here some gameplay decide for yourself if look fun or not.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zDdF7a8Wa74

>>381293410

It's fun and an interesting mechanical take on the team shooter

I wish but I don't have a switch and only played Splatoon on a friend's Wii U, Splatoon 2 looks really good though I gotta say

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I want splatoon 2 but don't have the money.

I don't have it.

I NEED IT BUT DON'T HAVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>381293235
Do they look like traps to anyone else? Or has /v/ just made me paranoid?

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>>381293536
nah lewd the shiet outta those sexy squid-lolis.

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>>381293536
They have done that themselves!

>>381293410
It's Smash Bros of shooters. Unorthodox, intuitive, fast-paced and surprisingly deep and strategic.

>>381294801
Not even the dead can escape their lust for lolicious squid-loli are souls will ever be in desire to feel up their delicious little bodies, our eternal after life will be like that of a dog constantly in heat

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>>381294871

>>381292679
Paid online.

>>381292679
Callie, where'd you go?!
>>381295045
That was pushed to next year. Absolutely free until then.

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>got Splatoon when it came out
>really liked how fun it was
>Splatoon 2 release date revealed
>preordered it
>amiibo revealed
>preordered all 3 of them
>see something Splatoon 2 related
>PREORDERED IT
I have a major problem.

>>381292679
I'm poor and can't buy a Switch or any current gen console. Too bad because it looks fun

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>>381292679
Between property tax this month
then getting t-boned by a drunk driver
and insurance covering 80% of a new truck
and preordering all atlus games already from e3 and buying arms
and ordering a new sex doll from amazon
and a new puppy

Ganna wait until the second week of July to pre-order Marie's game, when its rent check collecting time and payday from work.

>>381295141
>That was pushed to next year. Absolutely free until then.
And then not free after that. I'm not going to buy a game I would primarily play online if they're going to pull the multiplayer out from under me after a few months.

>>381292679

I'm not sure if I should get the digital or physical version. It might make sense to get the digital version, because it's a game that would be nice to have at all times. But on the other hand I really like the box art.

That's why I got Puyo Puyo Tetris digitally. The box for that is nothing special, and it's probably the best game to have with you at all times.

>>381295623
>a few months

it's over four months and the online is $20 a year, which isn't ideal but certainly isn't a lot

>>381294860
Doesn't matter anon it would be hot either way.

>>381295791
A buck fifty a month is definitely more reasonable than the five everyone else does.

i dont pre-order since my local stores sometimes does launch-day deals for games

>>381295761

Oh wait, I forgot it's $60 vs $48 because of Amazon and Best Buy's game deals. I'll probably get physical just because of that. Puyo Puyo Tetris was cheaper digitally, that was another reason I got it.

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>>381295553

>>381294860
If you want them to be cis female they are, if you want them to be traps they can be. If they don't show the fruits, it's up to you.

Will Splatoon 2 get me a gf if I take it outside?

>>381296496
>liking big boobs
I don't get it

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>>381296664

What are you, gay?

>>381296581
It might if you go to the playground, or become like a YMCA volunteer instructor

>>381295553
Name of this semen demon? Holy shit!

>>381296757
No, I like vagina. I just prefer petite frame, with flat chest, also star's hot af.

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I'll get it when I get a Switch
I loved the first one

>>381296849
its a doll...

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POST CUTE, NON-LEWD SQUIDS
IF I SEE A SINGLE LEWD SQUID I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DROP TO D RANK AND NEVER RECOVER FROM IT!

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>>381297137

>>381294860
just you, considering i had a hard time finding any futa porn last time i looked

>>381296849
Anon it's not real...

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Alright /v/ convince me to buy your game
Give it your all ive been thinking about getting it

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>>381292679
Yeah, I pre-ordered two copies. One for me and one for my sister. The problem is that we don't have any money and are completely job-less. Hopefully we'll be able to find a job super-soon so we can buy a switch and have amazon ship it out on time.

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>>381297086
>>381297225

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>>381297197
At least it's not lewd.

>>381297197
Damn, who made that? Rip that nigga

>>381296876
Ah, pedophile.
I getcha.

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>>381297297
I don't care if you get it or not, I'll have fun and that's enough for me.

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>>381297297
Its nintendo post apocalyptic shooter game, whats not to love?

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>>381297490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9Vt02hvkI

Does this game have a singleplayer campaign or something like that?

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>>381297297
Pic related.

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>>381297765
Yeah, just like the first game. The real meat's in the online modes though.

>>381295791
No difference to me whether it's $20 or 20 cents, I'm not paying twice to use my internet.

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>>381297137
But all I really have is lewd squids.

>>381297875
DISRESPECT.

>>381297870
Of course you're not, Goldberg.

>>381297396
bullet wounds are pretty lewd you could stick your dick in em

>>381297948
Pot calling the kettle black.

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>>381297875
Fukken saved.

>>381293410
It's not a great game. Fun for a while but then you realize that skill isn't really rewarded.

>>381297843
I entirely skipped the last gen of consoles and only got back into gaming early this year so yeah.

Got a switch, so I guess I'll buy this, MK8D and Extella when they come out

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>>381298036
Sounds like a cool plan. Lucky you have a switch.

>>381298191
The fuck is that?

The E3 Grand finals were really hype. Spectator mode and regular balance changes are going to put competitive Splatoon on the map.

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>>381298282
Cuteness.

Why is there only one of the sisters in Splatoon 2? Did the other die or something in the first one? Will she come back as a villain?!

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>>381298605
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/

>>381293072
This. E3 sold me on a Switch, now I just need to find a Switch to buy.

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Who's your favorite Squid Sister?
Personally I love Callie, but I can see why people would prefer Marie.

>>381301749

I'm glad it's looking like Callie is the villain due to the Splatfest results. I was rooting for her,
but this makes her way more interesting.

>>381301749
I voted Callie for the last splatfest.

At first I thought "Well obviously I'll choose Marie" but then I really sat down and thought about their personalities and in the end I decided to support Callie, even though I could easily see her losing.

>>381294801
Get a job

>>381301749
callie

she seems fun

>>381292679
Because the Switch is too expensive especially with a full priced game a sub.

Price drop when?

>>381298035
So you don't need autism to play it like with other shooters?