Most superficial reasons you bought a game? I bet you can't

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>>381283897
I bought Guilty Gear Xrd because of how fluid the animations are and I jerk off to them.
I also bought Ar Tonelico games so I could understand the stuff I was jerking off to.

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>buy fallout 4 and skyrim special edition because of toddposting

i bought an xbox 360 to play one game because i thought a girl in an exclusive game was sexy

>>381283897

You're supremely retarded.

>American Express
>America doesn't even exist in their world

>>381283897
>I bought a game because it has product placement
You should play the first Homefront. It's damn impressive how much advertising it has within its entire two hour campaign.

>>381285849
it's just a brand name

you should probably kill yourself or fuck off to reddit, no one with internet self respect would buy those trash

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>>381285849
texas and korea don't exist in ff7 doesn't stop it from being mentioned

>buy FFXV because it has American Express

Literally the first time I noticed this. This is obvious bait. At least bullshit us on how you like Cup Noodles. That at least is shoved everywhere

>buy DOOM because of ost

Least retarded reason. Good OSTs can make or break a game sometimes.

>>381286238
>mentioned

Literally just a sign.

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>>381283897
>buy Prey 2017 because I like how clean Bethesda logo is
>buy FFXV because it has American Express (I like their designs and logo)

>>381286296
It's more the concept of little details
I like when games have real life cars in them too because it sells me on the world being realistic
Yes Amex in FF looks silly but that's probably how it would be if FF was real, weird and disjointed

>>381283897
OP i have no fucking idea why, but I like your style. These decisions are so stupid, but for some goddamn reason I really enjoyed this post.

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>>381286395
the amex stuff in xv is just a sign too like that texas sign in 7
korean bbq is explicitly mentioned in ff7 tho

>>381285849

Japan airlines ad as well

>>381286460
Meh I kinda see your point but again...its nearly completely missable. Seems like a detail so fucking small theres really no reason for it to be there. Then to say you bought a game on the sole miniscule detail that is barely noticable. I aint buying it

>>381286706
I'll give you the Korean one. Shouldve been Wutai BBQ

>>381283897
Doom was on sale

best deal ever

>>381287417
yeah it's never mentioned or even addressed by anyone in the game. it's probably only there because in Japan amex did a promotion where if you signed up for new cards you got free ffxv merch

>buying games because they're memed for being bad and sold on lies

could you be any more cancerous?

you cant find anything else to do with your time or money?

>>381286460
>I like when games have real life cars in them too because it sells me on the world being realistic

its not realistic when all these things are just advertisements they get paid to do, meaning that those things always stick out lie a sore thumb being too bright or detailed because they're trying to sell you shit

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Bought Soul Calibur 4 for the model viewer. Still have my copy and haven't played a single match.
Pirated the latest Dead or Alive game because the girls had cheerleader outfits as DLC
Bought Overwatch because I thought Tracer was cute and Widowmaker appealed to my femdom fetish.
I'm absolutely terrible and don't really enjoy fighting games but I bought Marvel vs Capcom 3 and Injustice because I love capeshit
Bought Watch Dogs 2 because I pretended it was a James Bond simulator with all sorts of wacky gadgets and stealthing.

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Purchased the Sims 4 because i wanted to try out the sex mods and roleplay my sexual desires ingame. Got bored of it after a day. FUCK i want my money back

OP here again
got some more
>bought uncharted 4 because I like the pixies piano song they used in the tv trailer
>bought ratchet and clank PS4 because his ears were fuzzy
>bought dark souls 3 because I like yellow and red together on the cover (and liked BB but I hated DS in comparison)
>bought driveclub because I liked the windshield rain effects
>bought MGSV because quiet was hot (never played any Kojima game before)
>bought Arkham knight because of that one futuristic Batman costume they had on the ads, never ended up really playing it or getting that costume
I'm sure there's more

>>381283897

>Buy Hellgate London because I loved Diablo 2

I keep the CE box on my desk to this day to remind me. It's worked marvelously. I've never pre-ordered anything since, nor bought any sort of "edition".

>>381283897
>buy Doom 2016 because of ost

i dont see how this is superficial since soundtrack is 103% of a game according to my best friends at V

>>381289228
Amazing. I always wondered why so much money is invested into advertising, but turns out there are actual brainless retards that it works wonders on. You're every marketing department's wet dream, congrats anon.

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>>381289228
>bought ratchet and clank PS4 because his ears were fuzzy

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>>381283897
I bought P4G because of waifuposting and I don't regret it at all

I bought SoulCalibur Legends because Lloyd Irving was in it.
The game itself sucked.

Op here again
>bought watch dogs 1 just to play the poker minigames (still best poker in vidya form)
>almost bought cod advanced warfare because of Kevin spacey
>bought until dawn because rami Malik is in it
>bought deus ex mankind divided because I thought it was going to be as good as human revolution

>bought etrian oddyssey for the lolis
I walked away with delicious cake and a decent game

I bought...
>Persona 5 for the steelbox
>Assassin's Creed 3 for tomahawks in the game
>ARMS because Min-Min likes ramen
>Splatoon because I like paint textures
>Kingdom Hearts BBS because Ven holds his keyblade backwards
>R&C A Crack in Time because of my weird thing with clocks.
>Shantae because of her stomach.
>Doom 2016 because of that shotgun cock after the title appears
>BoTW because you can take your clothes off
>Budokai 3 because of Goku's fist for an art reference
>God of War 3 because I like water horses
>Soul Calibur 2 because Talim is adorable
>Metroid Prime 3 because you can see your own hand in X-Ray mode
>Overwatch because I saw myself in Reinhardt.

>>381289228
That Pixies "Where is my mind" cover drives me up the wall. I love the original but the cover has been showing up in all kinds of ads the past couple years.

>bought Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3 and Bloodborne so I would fit in on /v/ even though I didn't even like Demon's Souls

>>381290721
>bought deus ex mankind divided because I thought it was going to be as good as human revolution
Why would that be superficial?

>>381291550
Did you atleast play them?

I bought Trackmania because it was fast

I bought nocturne solely for the artwork and it ended up being great

>>381283897
Quantum break for CIA is the only acceptable reason on this list. What is wrong with you, OP?

>>381290257
I got p4g because you could have girl teddie and because they added that one scene with him, you know the one

I honestly bought NieR Automata because of 2Bs butt. It actually ended up being a fucking badass game and by the time I could freely look at her arse I was really into the game and the story itself. It made me buy the original NieR.

>>381291616
I played half of Dark Souls and the first hour or two of Bloodborne. Never even touched Dark Souls 2 and 3.

>>381283897
>FFXV because it has American Express
What?

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>>381291271

>>381283897
Playing DOOM for the soundtrack is pretty normal

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>buy game because it has anime girls

>>381292018
nothing wrong with that dumb frogposter

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>>381292018
>refuse to buy game because it doesn't have anime

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I've bought three project diva games because i like mikus design. The music is nice and the game itself is fun to play, but i'm a fan purely for the aesthetics.

>>381291980
?

I bought Omega Quintet because it reminded me of Madoka Magica. It sucked and I hate it.

>>381291971
there is a ton of irl product placement in FFXV. the camping gear you use all the damn time is Coleman.

>>381292201
What the fuck anon, what kind of cocktease gif is that, post the right one

>bought Nier Automata because of shota posting

I bought Ghost Recon Wildlands to play tacticool Barbie.

>>381283897
Bought resident evil operation rc because I loved re4 and enjoyed re5

I bought Destiny because I liked the armor designs.

bought last guardian because of how long it took.

>>381291271
>Shantae because of her stomach.

This is a valid reason to buy that game

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I bought and played through the entirety of Ar nosurge because I wanted to know what was up with this chick having plants for ears. 60 hours and you never find out.

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S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>i see the box of the game
>a guy with a old and rusty war chaquet
>gas mask
>AK 74
The best decision of my life

>bought Persona 2 because of tits on the cover
>bought Watch Dogs because Spider-Tank
>bought Tomb Raider 2014 because dat Lara
>bought Garfield Kart because lulz
>bought Atelier Rorona+ because it was on sale(never heard of it before)

>>381292960
I would have done this, but being a poorfag at the time i had to wait for budget reasons, and by the time i had money i knew how shit the game was and lost interest.

>>381291807
I bought the PAL version of Nocturne because the boxart had DMC 2 Dante with his "Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series" shit.

Wasn't what I expected, but I'm glad I bought it

>>381283897

I want to call you retarded because I've never bought games for such retarded reasons.

But then I remember I've spent a fuckload more money on guns, simply because they were in videogames I like.

>>381290721

Similar situation.

>I almost bought Mankind Divided because the Illuminati is a part of the game

>>381283897
>bought quantum conundrum because of tf2 cosmetics

i really am the lowest of the low

I buy every game with Nolan North in it.

>>381293961

Memes aside, the game is actually decent.

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>bought a game just for the included cards

>>381293961
I bought that shit for the same reason, because I'm the only DMC2 fag on earth.

>>381291432
Where Is My Mind isn't even a good Pixies song. It's alright, but it isn't even top 10 for the band.

>>381294526
Shit, you reminded how I bought every yugioh game possible, even the ones I don't have the console for just to get the cards.

Too bad I don't give a shit anymore

>>381285306

>Bought the game so I could understand the stuff I was jerking off to.

Holy shit are you me? I just did this for hyperdimension neptunia

Oh boy..how I regret that now

Bought an Xbox One for Rare Replay, not only Rare Replay but exclusively for Banjo Tooie.

>>381290257
>I bought a PSTV just to play this

Don't regret it at all.

>Be Megaman shitter
>Buy every related Megaman media on anything
>Bought a PS2 for X7
>Bought a PSP for Maverick Hunter x
>Bought a PS3 for Megaman 9
>Bought the SNES Famicom Megaman & Bass game and it took 4 months to ship to my shitty country

Boy was that an awful phase.

>>381295654
>it took 4 months to ship to my shitty country
wtf? Do you live in Tajikistan?

you might be autistic, hope you're spending your own money anon

>>381283897
Does that mean America exists in the FF15 universe?

>>381295762
Something like that, yeah

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I bought XV for Gentiana, when she was revealed to be Shiva my dick reached an all time hardness in this precise moment.

Pretty good thread OP.

>bought CS:GO because I really like the reload sound of the guns
>bought PUBG because their promo video with all the streamers made the shooting look super crisp (it isn't)
>bought Overwatch exclusively because Tracer's blink looked fun
>bought SC2 because I like the greedy feeling of fast expanding with Zerg
>bought Twilight Princess just to transform into a wolf
>bought Rocket League because the collision with the ball looked satisfying

That's all I can think of right now