>be me >be slave in medieval europe >get drafted to

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>be me
>be slave in medieval europe
>get drafted to become a knight
>fuckyeah.jpg
>in reality i respawn every time i die so they just use me and my fellow undead brothers as canon fodder
>eventually i'm able to pursue my own life
>go to some place far away (it's like russia but way colder and it's ruled by a tyrannical dictator and an ugly giant who's just letting the place go to shit and not doing anything about it)
>work for some kid
>asks me to find some asshole who can burn the magical rot infecting the place
>after years of being in some random cathedral wearing assless chaps i finally found the guy
>send him to the world not warning him about all the dangers he'll face
>he seems capable, I'm sure he'll be able to take care of himself
>help him overthrow dictator and ugly giant
>all the rot finally burns away and kid has fire for painting
>dumbass kid tells me to go to the literal end of the world to find some magic dark soul for her painting
>ihatethisfuckingjob.exe
>get to said end of the world
>figure guy from earlier is gonna follow me so leave a trail so that he knows where to go
>fast foward to the future
>eating the soul out of the throat of a king
>this is what i get for working for a kid
>soul is contained in the blood and the blood is dry so i have to go around eating random people
>same guy from earlier shows up
>surprised that he's still here
>tell him to hand over is dark soul
>throw body of the king i was eating at him
>fight like an animal
>i kill him a few times but eventually he kicks my ass
>drop to my knees
>start coughing blood on blade
>oh shit
>wait that isn't any old blood, it's the blood of the dark soul
>stand up feeling awesome
>kill him a few more times
>eventually he kicks my ass
>all of a sudden feel gastric pain
>a punch of skulls just shoot out of my body
>what the fuck
>I get super aggressive
>get killed
>hope that this fag brings back the dark soul
>oh the sweet release of death