Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.-KL
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>>381242479
>lol sheppid u r dum fuk u
ME3 had some real quality writing.
>>381242479
Fantastic shitpost right here.
>>381243784
This is better than what we got
>>381242479
Worst character that came out of ME Trilogy
Do you think the writer was completely aware what he was doing or did he seriously think it was supposed to make him look like something other than an angry 13 year old?
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>>381247896
fuck you, kai length was badass
>>381247896
That is a question with no satisfactory answer.
>>381248193
>kai length
Is that some trigonometry function I never bothered to learn?
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>>381247768
Has anyone got the nothin' personnel kid edit?
Not an entire coldsteel picture, just the original e-mail with that added in at the bottom in the same font?
>>381248193
>kai length
Is this from the Mass Effect porn parody?
>>381242479
I think the funniest part of this is that he thinks he's so cool yet Shepard could very easily just have never read the mail.
>you will never be this bad*ss
>>381249652
I wish I was Kai long, that would be so cool! Then my dad would respect me
>>381249652
This has to be a parody or a bored writer having a laugh