Listen my Atari brothers and sisters, these nintendorks, sowhats,

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>ataribox is released
>everyone realizes the importance of family and how nice it is to spend time with your family on the couch
>wood grain is popular once again
>disco revival
>sony, microsoft and nintendo dies because they cant compete with atari
>the world turns into the 70's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOnLM_rKL64

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>cover art like this will return

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ET 2 when?

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HEEEEY

YOU LOOK LIKE A REAL JERK

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>mfw PCats will NEVER EVER get Airworld

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Reposting.

https://my.mixtape.moe/uhuhql.webm

>>381235217
Earthworld 2 , Airworld 2 , Waterworld 2 and Fireworld 2 contest when ?

>>381235043
Well I am a corporate executive :))))

>>381235043
>>381235342
POLE POSTING is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhRIneQFmHA

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>>381235220
>bing bong wahoo 1up

>>381235342
>>381235413
SO WHATCHA DOIN'?!

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>>381235413
>people will never do this kind of commercials ever again

>>381235512
Well... Muffu Buffy, biff junior and I are going on our sunday drive :)

>>381235413
>and leave skidmarks on your soul
god damn

>>381234196
Oh yeah?
You don't even have a console yet. And if the console gets released it will fail hard. Your company is shit and no respectable gaming company would publish it's games on atari.
STAY FUCKING MAD

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>>381235847
get this uncool cat out of here

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>Atari makes a modestly successful console

Hold me, /v/

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>>381235847
Did I just hear some jive ass turkey talking smack?

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>>381235676
No you ain't.

You're playing POLE POSITION.

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>>381234196
Well said brother, jive ass turkeys can leave.

>>381236024
>saving a thumbnail
That ain't cool, pussycat.

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>>381236123
*fucking dies*

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>>381236139
here you go cool cat

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>feeling groovy today
>jazz walk into local GameStop
>those kids providing the bad vibes are laughing at me
>they clearly cannot handle my boogie
>I shacka lacka over to the woman at the counter
>"One hot Atari box please! The dance floor tonight will be fire!"
>the woman is providing more bad vibes
>"uuuhhhh like, we don't sell that here, sorry. Would you like to deposit $500 towards an Xbox One X?"
>I scoff at her
>"That's not groovy darling"
>point upwards, groove out of the GameStop

FUCKING GAMESTOP REEEEE

>>381236282
Thank you, daddy-o.

>>381236282
good shit daddio

>>381234273
>everyone realizes the importance of family and how nice it is to spend time with your family on the couch
nintendo?

Will we finally get Ken Stabler Football?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHNnV_F-8Ss

>We've found deep inside of every man
>There's a little boy: an Atari fan
>And without any doubt
>The boy will come out...

>WHEN HE PLAYS A GAME FROM ATARI

H A V E Y O U P L A Y E D A T A R I T O D A Y ?

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>>381235847
>REEEEEEEEE: The Post
I hear you screamin' baby, but you can't ride this train! No no no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXfjeAsvCJU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WNsmCpdhhY

>1 million views

>>381236497
how is his hand under the facial hair

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>>381236348
Thats so bogue cool cat, like they just can't handle your cool vibes.

>>381234196
>yfw Atari is back to start second video game crash
E.T. VR when?

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>>381236568
>600,000 of those views are me

>>381234196
>>381234216
>>381234582
>>381235220
>>381235973
>>381236046
>>381236024
>>381236125

Expect over 50 crying atari wojaks once the ataribox fails hard.

>>381234216
I'm glad it got animated, but lights are now static.

>>381236939
>Hoping for an impossible reality
Reminds me of wacky Sega fans

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>>381236939
y-you better delete this right now sucka

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heh look at gramps getting excited over a new console. Sorry gramps but the raddest dudes got over not having a new console in years. You wish your dusty woodboxes could produce some cool skateboarding games like jet set radio and have some rad sonic games.

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>>381236939
Shut it, if ya' don't dig the groovy wood grain finish you can leave

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>>381237137
get out of here kiddo, you dont know what'chu wackin about

>>381236568
>that zoom on the logo surrounded by wood grain
gets me every time

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>>381235043
>>381235342
>>381235512
>>381235676
>>381236123
>>381236231
fucking kek
POLE POSTING is kino

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>>381236939
>>381237137
All I see are a coupla jive ass turkeys who ain't takin a ride on the mothership!

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Hey you, you say the return of Atari is "Bogue"?
Get outta here you jive turkey.

Far out man, the Atari is coming back in big ways brother, we're gonna be leaving the chump competition in the jell, like someone cut the cheese and booked it man.
Can you dig it?

We got some groovy games Daddy-O
>Atari party, a bunch of hip mini games featuring your favourite characters. Gimmie some skin!
>E.T HD come and play with the rockin' extra terrestrial, celestial headed, groovy boogy himself
>Asteroids, speaking of celestial activities grab that primo, either smoke it or hand it and join me in a party in space, far out

As you can see we got all the fun and all the games. We don't dip in other people's look aid, we're Atari by the people, for the people man. Atari is what it was, what it is and what it will be...peace out

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>>381237216
Sure gramps, man that sweatband smells of 70s deodorant and oldman sweat. Whatever "jive and groovy hippie" I'm gonna grab some pizza and chill with my sega homies at the park. Come back when ASSteroids gets blast processing dusty old man.

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Some people are saying that there is some viral marketing and shilling going on. That's not true. For once, there's legit love for video games going around.

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>>381234273
>disco revival
>mfw the Ataribox has an extendable Discoball coming out behind that woodgrain

>>381237976
(You)
Far out, man.

Atari Wojack is the best piece of /v/ OC in a long while.

>>381236939
>implying its not thoose mad cats themself who made them in hindsight

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1It-MkYodM
I CAN'T STOP LISTENING

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mediocre oc coming thru, someone should make a better version of this

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>>381236231
*also fucking dies*

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I like the groovy feel going on here, /v/. Keep pumpin' them good vibes.

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>tfw You weren't alive in the 70s

>>381238102
>Ataribox ultimate edition includes a lava lamp finish on the console

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Can I make a new console fellas?

>>381238901
>Console is a lava lamp

Lets get the idea train rollan again, How would you remake Berzerk?

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>tfw to intelligent to groove

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>>381239112
>tfw you're too intelligent to not groove.

>>381238896
You don't wanna live in the 70's, watch F is for Family

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>>381237976
i will cartpost as well to make you feel better

>>381237780
ZY-yeah, you tell those o-old dudes, bro...

>>381239273
Is his brain inside of an afro?

>>381239461
the afro is the brain, brother

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>>381234196
If PC is for simulators, Nintendo for casual, ps3 for weeb and xbox for sport, what is Atari good for?
Porn?

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>>381239407
Oops.

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>>381235220
I'm glad all you cool cats out there really digged my groovy OC
Let me hit you with a funky HD version and a gif
https://my.mixtape.moe/qboakl.webm

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Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Atari
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Atari
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Atari
No one's quick as Atari
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Atari's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure Ferrari
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

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>>381239992
pure kino

>>381239992
That gif is pure bliss. Sonyt_ards, microcucks and nintenjews will never receive such quality OC.

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>>381237137

the beanie belongs to Sony.

Sega gets the bucket hat.

>>381239353
What's that controller?

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>>381234273
>All games are now blaxploitation

IT"S HAPPENING

>>381239992
Ahh, this is cathartic to watch. You've distilled our memeposting down to 1 minute of pure groovy, baby.

>>381240421
this really pisses me off. I hope they get exposed for that shit

>>381240303
it's an FC30, bought it for ~$40 when I saw other anons post good things about it on chinkshit general over at >>>/g/.

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>>381240421
Holy shit, I never thought of it that way.

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>>381239992
I love these moments where you get fresh OC before the joke gets stale. Nice work, Anon.

>>381240532
Thanks

Where is this groovy meme coming from, all of the sudden?

>>381234273

>go back to a time before AIDS and we thought Antibiotics and birth control could take care of all STD's and unwanted pregnancies so girls opened their legs for just about everyone

>>381240002
>google beauty and the beast
>literally swarmed with wiki entries and imdb articles for the 2017 live action movie
disgusting.

>>381240994
redditors

>>381240994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WNsmCpdhhY
https://www.ataribox.com/

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>mfw Nintenjacks don't cut me no slack and keep sendin me the negative vibes about the Ataribox not bein jive

>>381241120

I already saw the teaser, but what has it to do with the groovy 70's ?

>new console announced
>marketing teams already in full motion generating buzz
>nuNeo-\Vee\ eat it up because LOL OC WOJAK MEEMES XD
you're being had, fags

>>381241348
absolutely fuckall but this is the angle the marketers decided to take so this is what we get

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>>381241368
>you're being had, fags
a warning to every console kiddie ever. Too bad you queers can't take your own advice, eh?

>>381234196
It's going to be a Mini-nes styled system.

People thinking we are getting a actually console are completely delusional.

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>>381239992

>>381241348
The original Atari home console's native time was the mid-70's to the early 80's. in the first few threads, Atari Wojak evolved from an old man to A HIP DISCO KING, BABY. The music followed as oldfags began sharing their favorites from that era.

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>>381240136
>>381240172
>>381240423
>>381240771
Thanks daddios
Have another groovy gif

>>381235342
He stops exciting things from happening!

>>381241409
This, and honestly I'm along for the ride because these threads are fun as hell, it's weird to see the general attitude of a /v/ thread be so lively.

>>381240515
> I hope they get exposed for this shit
> black people dont belong in videogames
Hang yourself you racist SOB.

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I want that thing to succeed so bad
meme of the year right here
you guys are all right

>>381241862
The only times I've seen people having such a good time are Todd threads at 2 am.
And even that doesn't compare to this groovy ride.

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>>381241862
It's pent up frustration. Gaming is an industry, and it's as dull as a factory floor, really. Who wouldn't rather be on the dance floor?

>>381241409

The OC is amazing, so whatever.

>>381242057
Nice fucking projection mate. It's less about who is in it and more about it being exploitation of blacks. Which I am part of the race of. It's embarrassing personally.

The end days are upon us.

A second crash is inevitable.

Atari, the great destroyer, has broken its chains and the final seal about to be undone.

Behold the beast with the three stripes. In its wake videogames will fall not with a war but in roaring applause.

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>>381242102
We will meme it into existence, baby

>>381242260
So, what exactly does it feel like, being aware that a billions-per-year industry is unabashedly conspiring to pander to you as a statistical demographic, for your money?

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>>381239992
>boing boing WAHHOOO
dying

>>381242459
Video games won't die. The AAA industry will die, Normalfags will leave. Video games will once again become the weird thing for weird people.

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>>381242531
They're not pandering to any black person. This is entirely a liberal move. The first sign of this is that neither of these white devs understand anything about black cosmetics. Even back in the 70s, they were using hairstyles other than afros. And if they're trying to relate to people in modern times, they'd be even using more variety of hairstyles.

It's the same uncreative mass appeal shit. It use to be bald white guys. Then brunette white girl. Now it's black afro wearing people. This is pandering to anyone but blacks.

>>381242743
This along with the retro hipster bubble bursting would actually be a good thing.

>>381241787
kek

>>381234196
This is some righteous shit my brother
Word up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwxJyb1G6kk

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>>381239992
>owo whats this (notices ur 4K)
>BING BING WAHOO

>>381242912
Ahahaha holy fuck more glorious OC!

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>>381242912
that's one gr00vy video

>>381239992

>First Tod the Musical, then this

Is this the year of quality OC memes?

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>>381239992

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>>381239992
Superfly, my brotha!

>>381243350
>Tod the Musical
w-what
i've missed that

>>381239992
So how long do we have until normal fags on facefuck get it.

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>>381237460
someone do a OC of POLE POSTING

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h-hey guys w-what a sweet disco you got going on around here

I hope you all remember to buy the Skyrim: AtariBox edition right?
g-groovy am I right?

>>381243854
I don't think I'll need to, besides I already pirated skyrim for PC already.

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>>381243854

>>381243854
Does it come with an exclusive John Travolta skin, daddio?

>>381239992
Someone should make a collage of all the Atari Wojaks along with this webm to Atari's Twitter. Let them know we care

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>>381244025

YOU WHAT

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>did you hear they're doing some kind of Atari thing for the new Blade Runner
>go home, look it up
>it's not just marketing
>it's really happening

This is going to be so fucking good.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=god7hAPv8f0

Can someone make an Atari wojak doing the ET point? I'm not talented enough.

>>381244352
Yeah, I have the game all the DLCs, and even the special edition.

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>>381243517
Dont't forget to buy Fallout VR.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uj27kEUJw4

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>>381244352
Take a chill pill, baby. We Atari developers don't need you coming in here spreading your bad vibes around.

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>>381244585
heh...

heheheheheheheh....

That's just what I wanted to hear!

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>>381244869
>smoking
>wearing sandals
C H I L L

I normally hate the console wars shit, but atari posting is best posting. It's really the cat's pajamas, my fly brothers.

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This is Rei. She's the CPU of the nation of Tari. People seemed to dislike her for crashing something or another, but she's trying to become popular again.

Say something nice about her.

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>>381244767
I'm dying holy shit

>>381244869
That chunky ass keyboard and coiled phone-style cord are my fucking jam.

>>381244990
get this jap cartoon shite out of here, dog

>>381234196
What a terrible.idea; with gaming looming downwards with popularity lowering on Xbox and a possible 2nd game crash coming Sega and Atari proving there ignorant, naive and oblivious by wanting to set themselves up.for a failure.

>>381244869
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uj27kEUJw4
I can actually hear the sound of 8-track lo-fi funk and chunky mechanical typing through my screen. DYNAMITE!

>>381245253
>>381244767
shit, I got interrupted replying to you, kek.
That's fucking hilarious.

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These are by far the grooviest threads on /v/

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can someone please link some Gr00vy atari wojaks to Ataris Twitter?
Imagine their reaction seeing the amount of support and OC's were making

>>381245907
SOMEONE DO IT

https://twitter.com/atari

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Wojak decked out in all the SwordQuest prizes when?

>>381244990
Japan is wack, and totally uncool. You take that sugar honey iced tea out of here or else we gonna lose our jive, ya dig?

>>381235043
>>381235342
>>381235413
>>381235512
>>381235621
>>381237460
>>381243709
>>381241787
>>381242896
>>381235764
HEEEY
YOU LOOK LIKE A REAL FAGGOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgQowxI3Jps

>>381245907
>>381246007
And you can't do it because...

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>>381246204
>>381245907
>>381246007


We can all do it cool cats
the more the better

>>381246204
>Using twitter when BBS exists
You better get with the groove, man

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>>381246374
Just did that.

Recommend me some GROOVY games to play

>>381246007
Groove on, twitter-daddies. Post any responses so we can check them out

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>>381244497
Gave it a shot, also did a smug version

Can we make Atari wojak have grey or white? Still is Atarir colors, but every time I see it, it just looks like a Nintendo wojak with an afro and facial hair.

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>>381244497
>>381247305

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>>381247321
>trying to change my gr00vy style
get out of here square

>>381235847
Don't be such a spaz John-boy. It's not Atari's fault if bogue consoles are failing hard.

>actually considering sharing these on twitter
Time has shown that good OC dies once it leaves 4chan

>>381247516
He has a point though. Why red? That's more nintendo than Atari. Give him a white headband or something.

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>>381247628
we want to show our dedication to the big boys up at atari hq

>>381247321
Atari's main defining colour is more to the brown afro than the red headband in my opinion
Which makes sense since wood grain and all that boogie

>>381234196
What will happen if it doesn't have wood grain.

>>381247762
this

>>381247321
Atari wojak colour isnt red, it's brown

>>381247806
But it does have wood grain
Hypothetically though, Jaguar 2.0

>>381247806
We riot

>>381247696
Red's a better complementary color against the brown afro.

>>381234398
Is there a pdf or cbr of the atari artbook?

>>381239992

10/10 OC, good job bruv

All rise for the Atari Wojack anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs

>>381247628
>>381247739
Send an e-mail then?

Real question:

Were any of you alive when a then-modern Atari console had wood grain finish?

>>381248027
Yessir. I still own my childhood six switch.

>>381239992
Are we entering a new golden age of /v/ OC?

>>381247981
IMO, it'd be better to wait for them to actually showcase the console first.

>>381247969
VIDEO
VIDEO
VIDEO
VIDEO

>>381247981
If you want to keep it real, send a fax.

>>381248027
Just barely, but yeah.

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>>381248138
this
some madman do it

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>>381247969
>>381248129
>not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM

Let's put on some real funk, not this jive turkey mamba jamba.

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>>381238939
>Hudson Soft is dead and absorbed into Konami
>NEC makes PC parts and not even their own PC

>>381248412
someone still hasnt made the rest of the nintendo consoles in flag bearer meme
c'moooon

>>381248412
Nah. Video Games is legit about videogames. It's not just any 70's song.

>>381248412
Im pretty sure disco was DEAD around the atari time.

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>>381248558
>implying /v/ is about video games

disco is dead

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>>381248769
s-stop

>>381248769
bury it

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>>381248495
>ywn have a bazillion different versions of the same console

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>>381248769
It ain't dead 'til I say it's dead, baby.

>>381239992
dayum, noice

>>381248674
It's not about disco either because it's dead

>>381247321

can we officially call him Frojack?

>>381249089
I've been calling him Afrojak since his inception.

>>381247739
Fucking nice work

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>>381239992
Incredible

ataribox is the magnum opus of consolewar shitposting

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Even if it was just another generic console pumping out AAA crap, I'd still buy it if all the game boxes had that hand painted art on them and actual fucking manuals again.

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>>381249609
>the dots of war
>terrorists in the year 3000
quality games

>>381240421
i agree but the monkey from beyond good and evil 2 seems cool

>>381249267

Wojak and Frojak are the same number of syllables, it flows better. Afrojak is an extra syllable.

>>381237780
I want the sega console to be a thing if only for the meme war that would ensue.

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>>381249609
>hours and hours of Frank-n-furter fun
>blue dots+brown dots+green dots+red dots

amazing

>>381244030
I like this a lot.

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bump

>>381246007
Groovy https://twitter.com/Heil_4Chins/status/877266397822365699

What if they just start making Nintenbabby waggling shit? There's no point making this meme before you even know what type of games it's going to have.

>>381234216
Now we just need the lights to move.

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Fuck atari, who c64 masterrace?

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>>381251095
well done cool cat
groove on

>>381251314
Commodore64 has no groove

Atari wojak is the best thing to come out of /v/ in a long time.

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>post yfw Custer's Revenge 4k

>>381244767
i want this in /v/ the musical

>>381235220
noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skk1QGbmSt0

what does the ouya wojak look like?

>>381251919
He's dead

>>381234676
There actually was a remake of that game for the Gameboy Advance, funnily enough. I just remembered that I own it.

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Someone should make some Disco Stu edits too.

Jokes aside, What would it actually take for you to consider buying it?

>>381252210
As with any other console: Games I want to play

>>381252210
Good games, free online, decent enough hardware that it gets all of third party shit

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>>381252210
i'm already planning on buying it

What ip's do atari even have?

adventure?

I'd get one if it had good online, good games, good aesthetics and set itself apart from the other crap. I'd like to say good box art and manuals but digital media is more convenient, so good game packages like including sound tracks and cool stuff like that.

>>381252210
>good exclusive games
>good third-party support
>free online
>nice controllers
>wood finish
>reasonable prices

>>381252829
Is faux wood okay?

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>tfw no buck rogers franchise with retro art work and amazing soundtrack

>>381252540
Swordquest

Airworld launch title confirmed

>>381252870
It better fuckin' look nice
Also they better advertise it so it doesn't like like the Vita

>Atari goes to E3
>the stage is lit like a Disco
>the arena floor is a giant dance floor
>Kool & The Gang start the show
>"CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!"
>Giant Discoball descends from the ceiling
>E.T remake exclusive to the console
>Console has wood finish
>General Custer's Revenge exclusive
>Space Invaders exclusive
>Tempest remake exclusive
>$199

>>381253016
*end up like

>>381252210
WOOD GRAIN
O
O
D

G
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A
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N

>also free online
>third party support
>first party support

>>381235621
>sad binny
He's so cute.

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>>381253116
WHEN'S CENTIPEDE REEEEEEE

>>381239992
Shit, this groove is tight as a badger's ass, daddy-o. Boogie on you shinin' star

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>>381239992
>https://my.mixtape.moe/qboakl.webm
how long till reddit steals this shit?

>>381249609
>tfw will soon play TDoW Remastered in 4K
groovy

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>>381239992
That is maximum groovy, my man.

>>381253852
You jinxed it, probably soon

>>381234216
>finally get dance
>lights now static

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>game library is made up entirely of completely new 8 bit games

Reaction?

>>381238116
Yeah I am enjoying this. Seeing sega Wojack pop up from time to time is a treat too

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>>381252098
Gotcha covered, daddio.

>>381254360
groovy

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>>381254360
radical

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Here's a slightly groovier version for you hip cats out there.

so whats the best possible scenario out of all this

>>381256275
The Ataribox is actually good and manages to give the big 3 a run for their money?
Somehow?

>>381256275
Atari actually comes out with a half decent console, bringing competition and makes the other guys stop being so fucking complacent.

Alternatively it hits the market in such a spectacular failure that it causes the AAA industry to collapse within itself, PC, indiefags, Nintendo, and a few other small timers would survive, gaming stops being hip and mainstream, normalfags leave, and things would start over again.

>>381256275
Ataribox is a smash hit marrying retro aesthetics to modern concepts. Pong becomes the premiere E-sport and wood grain becomes trendy again.

>>381234196
This is the best meme, and it elevates the other console/pc wojaks.

>>381254360
>>381256123
Make Homer a Groovy Pepe

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I could see an Atari console filling the niche fans have been yelling at Nintendo to fill for years,
a straight forward console with a focus on games and gameplay. Ignore all the streaming shit, VR, gimmicky controls and go back to 6th gen console design with local multiplayer support.

>>381242812
Only 2 of those characters have 70s afros.

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Sega must be teasing a new console, just look at their fucking twitter.

https://twitter.com/SEGAForever

>>381257675
Sega forever is a virtual sega marketplace for mobiles.

>>381257675
Wasn't this confirmed to just be a Sega arcade app?
I secretly hope it isn't though, shit has been getting crazy lately

>>381241707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQwNN-0AgWc

Atari is Stayin' Alive.

>>381256501
>normalfags leave
Is it really possible? Gaming is too engrained in the mainstream media to ever be "out" with normalfags, or at least with the general public.

>>381258365
normalfags are a fickle bunch.

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>>381246126
Here you go hot and ready

>>381253116
>no bee gees
DROPPED

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>>381258827
holy fuck
this is great

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>>381239992
I can't believe this OC was made in 2017 /v/. Thank you anon

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>>381256501
>and things would start over again.
WE'LL LIVE IN VILLAGES

>>381258827
Far out

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>>381239992

>>381257675
Sega Forever is a subscription app for mobile devices. You'll be able to play any SEGA game from any gen, between SMS and Saturn age consoles, on any mobile device(and maybe consoles too?). They'll share saves and everything.

Hyping up a new console is something SEGA does instinctively. Nobody believes that shit anymore, regrettably.

>>381234196
wtf atari is going back into the console buisness before sega?

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>>381239992
I fucking died thank you.

>>381258827
Amazing

>>381236939
When this thing bombs we need the other console Wojaks ganging up on a sobbing Atari Wojak, pinning him down, and forcefully shaving his afro and mustache as he pleads for mercy

>>381259876
>forcefully shaving his afro and mustache as he pleads for mercy
dont even think about it, peckerwood

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>>381259876
s-stop

>>381259974
It'd be the perfect image for the console bombing like all those homeless Ouya-tan pictures made

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>>381244767
fucking ace

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>>381256792

>>381239992
>>381240002
This is hilarious and it'll be even more funny when it flops

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>>381244767
my fucking sides

>>381260385
funny and sad in same ammounts

>>381234196
im gonna buy this ironically just for sales to piss on nintendont somy and windowsbox

Will AVGN finally rest in peace once Air World is finished and the grand prize is given out in a tournament?

>>381260987
>AVGN Movie Sequel's about that
>Ends with a promotion for the Ataribox

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>>381239992

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I want someone to make a template for a game cover

Like this you know, but for the new atari box

>>381239992
This is great.

What could possibly go wrong?

With which company they teamed up?

So how long until we get traditional console war wojak "humor" with Atari Wojak?
You know; piss, shit, obesity, etc

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>>381261270
here

Requesting idort with atari wojack afro.

>>381242057
Fuck you dumb nigger

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>>381239992
This is legit amazing.

>>381236458
Would have happened by now if it was nintendo. Move over and make way for Atari.

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs

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Fucking hands down the best thing since Todd posting this is. Perhaps even better. Stay groovy my dudes. I've gotta hip hop bippity bop outta here

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>boob controllers

oh my

>>381263531
>that atari soul patch
wew lad

>>381258827
God tier

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this is such a happening thread, we gotta keep the vibes going in this motha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORFWHNkuzfY

>>381258827
Add the chalice

Reminder that you're not here for genuine hype for the Ataribox or an actual care about what games they made.
You're only here because Atari Wojak memes and funk.
You'll soon hate Atari Wojak if the damn console is a success because as a console wojak he's destined for shitposting (again, if the console is a success which is not likely considering how broke Atari is these days and that they're owned by the French now)
Atari is a shell of its former self and is only riding on name alone for the Ataribox
By the way, disco sucks

Do you think Atari will have the balls to make an ET remake? Just the publicity it would create alone for the console would be worth it, I think.

>>381239992
Far out man

>>381264173
I don't WB wants to do it

>>381263531
>reddit meme tier
>best thing

you need to go back

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>>381262929
YOU GOT IT DADDY-O

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>>381264442
Thanks cool cat.

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>>381264104
who let this lame sucka in here? he's sucking the wind outta this joint.

go be a wet blanket somewhere else, you dig?

>>381234196
https://youtu.be/3n76uBQK2PA

>>381264570
You weren't even a sperm cell during the 70's

>>381235413
This is pure kino

>>381236348
Top kek Gamestop BTFO