>be fat alpha roadpig
>insult the retarded mercy and order her to stay with me and heal me
>she immediately hurries to me and becomes my personal heal bitch the whole game long
>carry the team's worthless asses to victory
>get potg, MVP 76% time on fire, 85% hook accuracy
>she adds me after the game ends
>she is now my personal private pocket heal slut
feels good to be a fat alpha tank.
get cucked offense class faggots, tanks get all the bitches because we know how to put them in their place.
>>381228282
Tfw I'm a heal slut
>>381228282
>she