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Alright /v/, I wanna get fucking wasted >pick the last game

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Alright /v/, I wanna get fucking wasted

>pick the last game you played
>create a drinking game for it
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>day z
>drink every time your status changes
>seconds before black out uninstall
>cry wank for wasting money on dayz
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>>381186851
Any MGS game (aside from maybe 2)

Take a drink any time something fucking ridiculously stupid and over the top happens. Take a shot every time Snake repeats a line of dialogue.

Press F to pay respects to OP.
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>TF2
>drink everytime you see a gibus pyrovision sniper
>drink another if he uses the machina
>take a shot everytime you see someone taunt
>empty the bottle when you get tauntkilled
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>play GUN
>drink every time a NPC does a gesture like pic related
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>>381186851
Baldur's Gate

Take a shot every time you cringe at the dialogue
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>>381186851
>/v/
>Drink every time you see a shitpost.
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>>381186851
>Rocket League
>everytime someone says "Nice shot!" or "What a save!" in chat
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>>381186851
>Xcom
>take a shot for every soldier that miss
>drink a more heavy drink if the aliens miss
>drink and sing the nationality song's soldier that die
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>>381186851
Killing Floor 2
>Drink every time you get grabbed
>Shot/finish drink if someone dies
>Shot for welding doors/broken doors
>Shot for unwelding doors because some fuckwit thinks hes funny welding doors behind him
>Shot for every fleshpound/skrake kill (double shot if they kill someone)
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>Demon / Dark Souls (1,2,3) or BB
>Drink a shot everytime you die

Use a randomizer for better results
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Final Fantasy X HD
>take a shot every time you have to fucking grind Jumbo Flan for another Magic Sphere
>take a shot every time you miss a lightning bolt
>take a shot for every ten more blitzball games you have to do to get the Jupiter Sigil
>take a shot every time you hit a goddamn bird
>take a shot for every HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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>e3 2017, Microsoft press conference
>a shot everytime someone says 4k or exclusive
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>Axiom Verge
>Drink every time you need to backtrack to previous locations
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>>381187936
>take a shot for every soldier that miss
You will die of alcohol poisoning, anon.

>Rainbow Six Siege
>Take a shot every time you're killed by Ash
>Take 2 shots if Jaeger stays in the building.
>Step on a kap trap: go to ER.
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Dorf Fort
Have a sip when a Dorf dies.
Pray that you hit the spacebar before you black out.
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XCOM 2
>take a sip every time you kill an enemy
>take a shot every time you miss a shot over 80%
>take a shot every time your least favorite enemy type shows up
>chug for 5 seconds each time one of your guys dies
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>start a new dragons dogma game
>drink whenever your pawns tell you an enemy's elemental weakness
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Civ 6
>just start drinking until you think you're playing Civ 5
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>>381188504
>tfw completely abandoned a playthrough because the archon ruler showed up when shit was hitting the fan and I couldn't see a single possible way to complete the mission
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Steel Division: Normandy 44
>drink a whole beer every time you blast a german space magic tank
>chug straight whiskey if the player proceeds to bitch about it
>vodka enema if the player uses some sort of argument as to why the german army was the greatest on the planet and/or german tanks were invincible
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>>381188598
RIP
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>>381188598
>drink whenever anybody says aught
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>paper mario
>fuck up an action command, take a shot
its fun because it just snowballs
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>>381186851
>Scratches: Director's Cut
>drink every time character refuses to use an inventory item
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>>381186851
Coincidentally,
>ME3
>take a half-shot every time someone crosses their arms and leans backward during a conversation (GODMODE and/or expendable liquor: full shot)
>take a full shot when a conversation transitions into a scripted walk cycle and/or scenery pan
>take a giant swig whenever the current villain taunts you with empty threats
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>>381186851
Killing Floor 2
Drink whenever
>a teammate dies
>you get sandwiched between two spinning Gorefiends
>Collapsing starts playing
>Fleshpound spawns enraged
>a level 25 teammate clearly used KF-SuperPerkTraining
>a Survivalist isn't votekicked
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>>381186851
>drink whenever Shepard says "I have to go"
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>>381186851

Tron 2.0

>drink every time you pick up a duplicate permission or program (Not upgrades)
>drink every time you die from falling damage
>Tally your light cycle losses. When you finish the segment, drink a half shot for each.
>Drink every time the game itself crashes.
>drink every time GUEST fails to tell you what you shouldn't do with the Legacy program.
>Drink any time you hear a clever pun, then admit it wasn't really a good pun. If you still think it's good, drink again.
>Whenever you realize someone greenlit the Mercury romance sub-plot, drink until the idea leaves your mind.
>When you realize exactly how your Dad is punishing the final boss trio, drink until the horror subsides.
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>nier automata
>drink everytime you try to look up 2b's skirt
>finish your drink everytime you stop/slow what you're doing to listen to the music
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>>381186851
>Call of Cthulhu
>everytime you don't know where to go or what to do take a shot
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>>381186851
>banished
>take a drink everytime a resource goes low
>take a shot everytime someone dies
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ESO drinking game
>take a sip every time someone mentions Deltia or Alcast
>take a shot when someone recruits for a guild, 2 shots if it's an RP guild
Bonus Round
>play as a Khajiit or Argonian and go to riften
>when someone tries to ERP with you, finish the bottle
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>>381186851
How do you feel about straight edge people?
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>For Honor
>Drink every time you get disconnected
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rising storm 2
>drink every time you hear gook/GI over mic
>drink every time you hear cries of agony from either side
>drink when you get headshot or nutshot
>chug when you see the enemy first and shoot but miss and they don't miss their shot
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>>381186851
Tales of Symphonia
>take a drink every time "mana", "world" or "regenerate" is said
>every time collete apologizes

I can guarantee by the first hour, you will not have a liver anymore. It will be just gone, left your body to find new work that isn't toxic.
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>>381186851
>Age of Empires 3
>Take a shot every time a mortar misses a fishing boat

Alternatively
>play against Frederick
>take a hard drink every time he shows up with an army of 95% cavalry, war wagons or cannons
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>WoW
>Drink every time you get a purple item
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>>381191160
Exists

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsz31gTLKEYTsvTxMSFX-FgJcnkTAMjLy
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>>381191160

You can survive that one, especially if you pace yourself through the first sections.

Add "Summon" to the list.
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>>381191143
drink when you get napalmed by your TL
drink when you are late to a cap by a fraction of second
drink when you eat a full spooky cause the commander wasted AA on a scout plane
drink when you dead nade a full squad
drink when you get headshotted while sitting in a loach flying around at incredible hihg speed
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DotA 2.

Your team gets a jungler: bottom's up.
Jungler is LC: tequila shot in adition to the reglamentary bottom's up.
Bottom's up if the first blood is made by the enemy.
Drink whenever a kill happens (regardless of team).
Drink when a tower falls.
Drink when Rosh dies.
Drink when a Shrine falls.
Drink when you level up.
Drink during TP's chaneling.
If you die you can't drink until you respawn, use that time to reflect on life.
When the ancient dies finish your drink.
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>>381191143
>How to die
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>>381186851
Stormblood
>Take a drink for every cutscenes you skip
>Take a drink everytime someone in your party dies
>Finish your drink when you walk in on people erping
Enjoy alcohol related death
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Yu-Gi-Oh Tag Force 4

Rules:
>make frognarch deck
>partner up and tag duel with someone
>drink every time your AI partner special summons Treeborn Frog in Attack position
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>>381186851
>Endless Space 2
>Take a shot every time a Cravenigger empire threatens you
>Take a shot every time a Cravenigger starts a ground battle in one of your systems
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>>381191303
I know it does. I was watching them recently. I miss all of them.
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>drink when you lose a mex
>drink when you lose a t2 or t3 pgen
>take a shot when you destroy an experimental or SACU
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>Every time someone makes a dumb face
>Every time someone names an attack
>Every time someone does a stupid sounding laugh
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>>381191143
>>381191402
every time you respawn and there's no squad tunnel, drink
drink when your american SL is a sniper
drink when SLs refuse to place marks
drink when your team fights for C in supremacy
drink when a teammate runs into WP smoke
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>>381191402
>>381192067
drink when you spot a libertarian name or a 1488 in a name
drink when you second guess shooting the running guy in the distance and they end up capping
drink when the smoke the SLs threw were shit
chug when you get a tryhard commander that ends up being shit
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>>381186851
>Darkest Dungeon
>Take a shot every time the narrator says anything in this diagram
Guaranteed DIZZYING BLOW TO LIVER AND BRAIN
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Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
>Play level one hard mode
>Drink every time you die
That sounds like it would work
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>>381186851
>World of Warcraft
>Drink every time you complete a world quest
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>>381186851
>Persona 3
>Take a shot every time Mitsuru uses Marin Karin
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>>381187989
What the fuck is wrong with Vodka?
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>>381186851
>Oblivion
>Drink every time you level up a skill
>Three shots every time you gain a level
>Drink everytime you accept and finish a quest
Recommended for late game as you obviously progress slower then.
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>MGS4
>drink every time there's a cutscene
>take an additional shot if it lasts more than 10 mins
>pour a separate drink and down the entire thing if it lasts half an hour
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>Kotor 2
Take a shot everytime kriea lectures you.
Take two shots whenever you land on a planet.
Take a shot whenever you get a new party member.
Drink everytime you level up.
This would be more geared towards getting drunk early game then keeping the buzz throughout i'd say.
it's a Tuesday anon, what are you? An alcoholic?
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>>381186851
>Fighting game
>Take a shot every time you win
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>>381186851
> Prey
> Shot for every neuromod
> Rectal shot for every lbtqa+ minority character.
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I got drunk playing overwatch and taking a shot every time I died.
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Thief The Dark Project

One drink every time "taffer" is said.
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>>381186851
xcom 2
drink every time you miss a shot
drink every time you hit a sub 40% probability hit
drink every time a rookie dies.
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>WoW
>Shot everytime someone dies in your pug raid/dungeon
>Push for higher keystone or difficulty
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Tharsis
>drink every time you get an injury
>drink every time to eat meat
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