Sega is coming back to the console market soon you fart-knockers,

>>381160930
>genesis does
hope they have the same marketing team

>>381160930
Never post again.

>>381160930
>/v/ memes sega back to life
please do, I'd buy if they released a new console

>>381160930
Check this jive ass turkey out

Sega isn't "back" until all their lost IPs make a proper resurgence, like JSR or Nights or space channel 5

>>381161217
what's wrong old man? can't keep up with Sega's blast-processing?

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>>381160930

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Atari grandpas get a new system in 2017 and us rad dudes don't get shit. Sega failed us dudes. Lets go hit up the skate park and play jet set radio tonight.

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The dreamcast 2 will never happen bros, 90s ended with 2001. Lets throw away our jncos and get some skinny jeans bros.

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YO!!

"""""""""SEGA"""""""" MORE LIKE SAGA

CAUSE SAGA MEANS "A LONG STORY OF HEROIC ACHIEVEMENT ESPECIALLY A MEDIEVAL PROSE NARRATIVE IN OLD NORSE OR OLD ICELANDIC" IN THE OXFORD DICTIONARY

MAN I WOULD RATHER BE PLAYING PICTIONARY

CAUSE I BE SAYING THIS WACK ASS COMPANY IS HISTORY

AIN'T NOBODY GONNA PUT UP WITH THIS MISERY

IT'S A FLIPPIN' MYSTERY WHY SEGA EVEN TRY

CUZ B*TCH I"M TELLING YOU I WOULD RATHER DIE

THAN BUY THEIR NEW SHITTY CONSOLE

SO LET ME CONSOLE YA'LL WITH MY RHYMES

THIS FIRE ASS N*G*ER IS SAYIN IT AINT THEIR TIME

AND IT NEVER WILL BE

THIS PROPHECY IS ILL, BABY!

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>release dreamcast 2
>run sega does what nintendont as a throwback ad
>get sued into oblivion by nintendo
>not even sonic twitter guy can save them

>>381160930
this sega fanboy edit is perfect

how did you do it?

>>381162737
sued?

>>381161693
>tfw neogeo fag

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Phantasy Star > Final Fantasy

>>381162747
it was easy, bucket hat + hoop ear ring + bowling style shirt = 90s. I'm not too great with Paint yet so i'm having a bit of trouble of making some others, like Angry Sega Wojack and etc.

>>381160930
I seriously can't wait until the next gaming crash happens.

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>>381160930
>mfw Jive Turkeys clicked this thread thinking they were actually getting a new console

>>381160930
There is a better chance of Magnavox coming back.

>>381160930
An incredible 90s image. Gods speed my man.

What the fuck is this thread

>>381168265
Condensed 90s autism

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>SEGA Wojak
>Not Tan like Nagoshi and wearing a Yakuza suit

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>>381160930
sega wojak needs to be wearing FUBU. The bucket head is cool, but you gotta change the shirt.

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>>381160930
Ben Franklin ain't no dead president

What the fuck... I just bought a Switch. I would sell that tomorrow for a current gen Sega console.

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>>381160930
That's the gayest wojak I've ever seen