Why do people say the Nintendo Switch isn't portable when

You must have small dicks. I can't have too much in my pockets or my dicks fucking hurt if I get a boner

>>381136754
Both of them?

>>381136628
Now try sitting down.

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>no screen-protecting case

>>381136754
I would like to see some proof anon

>>381136628
If you're some 6'0 lanklet then of course it'll fit in your pockets.

If roughly a quarter of the device sticks out of your pocket, it doesn't fit in your pocket.

Why do you say you're not a faggot when my cock fits perfectly in your ass

>>381136915
Do you really need one if you have a tempered glass screen protector?

>>381136628

Portable fags are so fucking picky and annoying. They would sacrifice all the power and versatility of the Switch just so they can put it in their fucking pocket. No matter what handheld it is, your pockets would be bulky if you're carrying a wallet and a phone as well, which you likely would if you're out in public.

>>381136948
>Manlets

When will they learn

>>381136628
Never skip leg day.

>market laptop as a portable computer
>it can't even fit in my pocket
???

>>381136628
Why does this look so wrong?

>>381136628
It's a lot easier to put the switch in 1 pocket and the 2 controllers in the other.

>>381136628
Yesss, keep your cell in your other pocket too.
don't reproduce
it's not gonna work anyway :^]
shiggydiggy

>>381136628
>putting handhelds other than GBA SP and Micro in your pocket

>>381136628
>*bing* *bing* *wahooo*
>Whats that weird noise anon?

>>381137289
Get better pockets.

>>381136754
post pics

>>381136948
>6"0 is lanky
How's that Napoleon complex treating you champ?

>>381138124
STOP IT : (

Paople who carry shit in their pockets look autistic as fuck. Fucking kys retard.

You look retarded.

>>381138124
>It's the new Mario Odysee. Wanna play it?
>Awesome Anon! Will you be my friend?
>Sure thing!
Nothing wrong here.

>>381138871
How convenient, im gonna buy a nintendo™ Switch™ right now wahoo

>>381136628
First, you could take off the joy cons and put them in a different pocket. Second, are you purposely trying to bend the screen?

>>381137289
If only we had pants with 3 or 4 pockets.

>turn left
>Switch flies out of pants

>>381137940
>free sterility
sweet

>>381136948
>lanklet
>implying
6'3 250 pound bigboy here

>>381140687
I like cargo shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear

>>381136754
DADDY GIVE MILKY

>>381141094
Jeans have 4 pockets you know

>>381139407
you guys really don't understand normies. You really think normies hate the switch? All the fucking chads at work talk about is the switch and football its fucking stupid. they should buy a ps4 is they want true gaming pleasure

>>381136628
Too scared to ruin the sticks in some way so I prefer it in a case and in my bag.

>>381136754
post a picture you faggot

i don't understand the portable meme, no one plays shit on the go for more than 5 minutes or even for a couple of seconds

>>381136754
Are you just popping random boners during the day?

>>381136754
>dicks
Who the fuck has more than one? Post your dicks, fag.

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>>381136628
Wouldn't the sticks get ruined and the screen possibly scratched?

The stick messing up is the main thing that got me mad about the psp, but it's still my favorite handheld. I

>>381144819

Had the switch since release.

Not a single scratch. No protective screen either. In and out of the dock everyday, not doing anything special to insulate screen. Can't imagine what people would be doing to this thing that could cause scratches.

That said, I wouldn't ever put it in my pocket without removing the joycons first.

>>381144586
Do you not?
I find I get random boners throughout the day, especially when I'm tired.

>>381145470
No, how old are you?

>>381145356
I worry about the console bending from being in my pocket.

>>381145934
Not him, but I'm well into my 50s and still experience random erections throughout the day. It's normal if you maintain a healthy lifestyle (athletic body composition, normotension, etc.) and avoid pornography (i.e., have not trained your brain to ignore real-world sensuality in favor of virtual sex substitutes).

>>381136628
Enjoy your stick drift senpai

>>381137831
Notice how the front of his pants is stretched tight because he jammed the thing in there.