Hey you, you say the return of Atari is "Bogue"? Get

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dumping some atari wojaks

Mobile shit console.

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>>381131672
>uncool cat detected

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>ataribox is released
>everyone realizes the importance of family and how nice it is to spend time with your family on the couch
>wood grain is popular once again
>disco revival
>sony, microsoft and nintendo dies because they cant compete with atari
>the world turns into the 70's
are you ready?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxCekRhTA7I

Gimme some disco tracks to listen

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>>381131920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-4_2NMGfxg

take this daddy-o

>>381131427
>it's taken /v/ THIS long to become atarifags
Are the guys behind this thread from /vr/ or something? I've been an atarifag for decades

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GROOVY

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The future is now old man

These threads are fun. I hope this meme doesn't die and become garbage in a week.

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>>381131564
GROOVY

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>>381132095
im sorry that were late cool cat
but were here now and were ready

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WNsmCpdhhY

>>381132095
>I was an atarifag way before it was popular

Friendly reminder that PCfags will NEVER EVER play E.T. 2

>>381131885
> 1891 ad

Huh I didn't know they had videogames in the 1800's.

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Can someone with an iota of drawing skills trace over this? There's just 8 frames of pictures before it reverses.

>>381131672
Jive turkeys can't feel our groove. Atari is all about love my daddy-o.

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Ohayou Boogiemasu! are you going to buy that groovy desu Ataribox onii chan?

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>>381131920
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vnBexLcMkq4

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>tfw Atari kills Xbox with the Ataribox
>tfw Sega kills Sony with a Dreamcast 2

>>381132318
on /v/*

>>381131920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LavcE3gESEk

G R 0 0 V Y

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>>381132228
>chill man, you're killing the vibe

So, considering that Atari is asking for developers, is this thing basically confirmed for Ouya: Atari edition?

>>381132095
Well I mean Atari is just now attempting to become modern

THERE LIVED A CERTAIN MAN
IN SUNNYVALE LONG AGO

>>381132836
He should have a light gun in his right hand

>>381132940
>he cares about being """modern"""
/v/ everyone

>>381131992
Huh, I genuinely thought this was some new synthwave track. The clip is very nice too.

>>381132353
Nintendo is from 1889.

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>>381133043
HE WAS BIG AND STRONG WITH A MUSTACHE OF GOLD

>>381133051
The bug zapper for the Atari XEGS would work. OP do your job

>>381133073
No I mean Atari hasn't really been relevant again until like a week ago

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>>381132538
come here pussycat

>you will never be a young black panther in 70s playing his Atari after school

>>381133145
MOST PEOPLE LOOKED AT HIM WITH RELUCTANCE AND WITH FEAR

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>>381133051
I don't have photoshop and can only do the most simple of paint shit, or I'd do it myself, here's a good pic of the light gun to use

Atari are dumb as shit if they plan on releasing a nostalgia bait "Atari Mini". Haven't we had 6 Atari flashbacks? And Atari doesn't have a shred of the normalfag hipster appeal that Nintendo has

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>>381133448

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>tfw someone calls you a groovy cool cat

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I really hope the secret partner is Sega. Imagine all the old sega IPs and atari IPs under one roof. Would chill me to the bone. I can dig Amazon too though as they're probably a safer bet financially. But still if sega... ooooh, that would be the baddest groove ever.

Slang Terms of the Seventies

>skinney
real deal or truth ex "let me give you the slinney on the deal"

>'Can You Dig It'
Do you understand? " Can you dig it man?"

>'Psyche'!!!
To trick someone. To b.s. someone. As if to psyche them out.

>'Bogue'
Used to describe something offensive or an unrealistic idea. "That's so Bogue" or "That's Bogue" or "Bogue, man..."

>'Bootin'
as in; Are you going Bootin? "I'm going Roller Bootin" or rollerskating

>The 'Crib' and going to the 'Gig'
The "crib" was going home or to someone else's house, and "gig" was work or job.

>'Don't Be Such A 'spaz'
A 'spaz' was someone that was accident prone, clutsy, or just acting stupid.

>'Far Out'
cool

>'Good night, John-boy.'
An annoying phrase popularized by the entire cast of "the Waltons" -- except by John-boy" (Richard Thomas) himself.

>'You're So Stunned'
Meaning the person acted or said something stupid, dumb.

>'bunny'
a cute girl

>'catch You On The Flip~side'
see you later

>'cheese-eater'
synonym for a suck-up

>'feel Tha Funk'
feel the music. get down wit da boogie.

>'get Down,' Or, 'boogie'
dance

>'keep On Truckin''
go w/ the flow

'like'
Beginning every sentence with "like". "Like we went to the mall and like I saw him looking at me."

>'putz'
JEWISH SLANG FOR SOMEONE WHO A CONSTANT SCREW UP OR FOUL UP OR JUST BEING A JERK

>4-sho
for sure, or for real

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>>381133863
you better belive it daddy-o

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>>381132562
Tell it like it is, my groove brother!

>>381133954
post atari car, please

>>381133954
that's a cool collection

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>>381131427
This is going to fail so fucking hard.

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>>381131920
I've been listening to this one lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHMnCr0pE4w

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>>381134023
here you go cool cat
>>381134054
thanks daddy o

>no atari with dick as joystick while being sexy or shooting over a space invader or over the xbros

>>381134071
Shut up you jive turkey

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Rate my disco.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw3mlykbAfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfFJ5jZxyWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2QUngVGxmE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZorRGrDiMsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfFJ5jZxyWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eglu23iGsU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c639hksrUzU

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Listen my Atari brothers and sisters, these nintendorks, sowhats, and microdicks keep coming to fight off the beautiful revolution that is Atari.
These jive ass turkeys don't dig that we've got a groovy wood grain finish.
We just gotta keep boogieing out my radical brothers and sisters.

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What the fuck is going on? What did I miss?

Make way, my groovy cats! Funkiest gaming song comes truckin' in!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwTyHChrtSE

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>>381134278
this my daddios

Yo Daddio's did you hear about this Michael Jackson fella?! He used to be in The Jackson-5 or somethin'.
That dudes got them funky moves ya dig!

>>381134438
you missed the video game revolution daddy o

http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/381078496#bottom

next day is tuesday, that means we will design the new atari tan right lads?

Im only following these threads for the disco songs

>>381134071
Don't be such a spaz you putz. You're so stunned you can't even keep on truckin with the cool cats. Go back to le dit John-boy.

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TFW you have a folder with billboard top 100 songs from 1960 to 2006 with essentially 1000 70s songs

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>>381134438
Atari is back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WNsmCpdhhY

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>>381134438
you've missed greatness

>>381134678
We need to see the actual console first

would you guys say that the 60's or the 70's were the defining decades of Vietnam music that are now classics?

>>381134250
10/10 add this to the list https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAXnBuPx6uM

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>>381134278
>sowhats

>>381134832
>>381134849
lemme get this straight

>brown afro
70's

>black hair
80's

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>>381133867
>keep on truckin

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>>381134438
>>381134438
>What the fuck is going on? What did I miss?
The close encounters of the groovy kind.

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someone needs to do the rest of the consoles

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>>381135038
>pc wearing flame pants
>nintendo is a fucking kid

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>>381134071
>Being this much of a laker

Keep in mind that Atari has been bought and sold like a million times and is an entirely different company from the one that you remember. Now they make shit like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pridefest_(video_game) . The only thing they have in common with old Atari is the name.

>>381134106
>>381131920
Also these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuMNApRuWHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg20K-jAn3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfDK5_bsP-k

Can't help it. Feels good man.

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>>381135226
>Pridefest

>>381135226
that is a fake article anon

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>>381135338
that wiki article doesent lead anywhere

>It's a VR Console
>VR games flood the market
>EA and Activision jump into the meme VR train
>Atari causes another crash
>The industry is cleansed


This is the best timeline.

>>381132126
beautiful

>>381135038
This is so skinney. I'm gonna burn those bogue consoles right now and buy one of those funky Atari.

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>>381135410
Come on, Anon. Open yours're eyes.

Wow anon I thought you were a cool poppa, but I guess you're just an anus.

>>381134278
These cats wouldnt know funk if it grooved in front of them my dude, but that's no reason to freak out. All who come to Funkytown are a family of mine.

>>381135637
>yours're

>>381133867
I'm saving all of these just so I can memorize and use them on /v/ in every post

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>>381134071
Jive turkeys like you should be roasted

>>381135342
>>381135410
And the shills are right on cue. It's real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKESkz0Elks

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>>381135745
t-that is not f-funky...

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>>381131427
>make a good console that has some great explosion sounds
>shit the bed over and over again for each subsequent console
>quit the console market for 20 years
>suddenly with the console wars winding down with some objective winners and the pc being a viable option decide to make a console of your own
this is going to be the ouya 2.0: company funded edition

Goddamn I didn't know Disco could be so atmospheric. Whoever decided disco was dead should've been hanged on the spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZWvwAyKUgo

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Alright, look into this catalog of Atari IPs.
Come up with ways to reimagine and/or reinvent them
http://news.calyptus.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Atari-IPs-Sept15.pdf

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>>381135730
Woah man, love not war! Don't want another Nam'

when the fuck are they going to fully unveil this thing?

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>>381135745
>pride parades are such a meme nowadays that there's cheap mobile cashgrabs about them

>>381135931
Stop being such a cheesier airhead. Modern gaymers are like closet disco queens they need Atari to hold their hands and show them what real gaming is.

>>381136207
Never

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>>381135038

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It'll be a competitor fellow Ataribros

>high ranking user of a well established Atari forum claims he's seen the system and claims its a "traditional" console in terms on particular with PS4 and Xbone
http://atariage.com/forums/user/3105-bill-loguidice/

>CEO states that the system has been worked on for years, similar to regular console hardware development
https://venturebeat.com/2017/06/16/atari-ceo-confirms-the-company-is-working-on-a-new-game-console/
>Official Atari Twitter advertised the system
https://twitter.com/atari/status/875032249711898624

Are you lads ready?

>>381136167
of course the black guy can't swim

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Hey guys, as a fellow gamer I'm really hoping they bring The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim to the AtariBox. Would make me buy the system and pre order Skyrim in a heartbeat. You guys agree?

>all this OC
i've missed this...

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>>381136417
hello there fellow... g-groover, are you... going to the local disco?

>>381136160
Remake Asteroids as an Ace Combat/Star Fox clone with Guardians of the Galaxy aesthetics

>>381135947
>those comments
It's like stepping forty years back in time.

So is this supposed to be a new console or an "NES Classic" sort of thing

>>381136391
I noticed that the trailer is rising in views at a decent pace after the "console" confirmation

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>mfw the majority of /v/ is too young to remember the 80s

These games are absolute dog shit. There is not a single Atari game anyone would want to play unless they're some stupid contrarian.

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>>381136585
yesssir, I'll be bringing my Nintendo Switch with Skyrim so I can explore tamriel anywhere! You should probably buy it too

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Is it just me, or does Atari Wojak look like pic related from this old vintage Atari ad?

>>381135139
If .gif anon is here we can do a disco one again, I'm terrible at making them.

>>381136786
>nintendo switch
YOU JIVE TURKEY

>>381136770
Pong.

U are gay

>>381136770
Galaga is ok

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>>381136851
IT'S DESTINY
THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN

You know what, I'll buy it, and I'll make shitty games for it too.

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>>381136851
>tfw your kids don't want to play atari with you like you used to with your dad.

>>381136770
Centipede

>>381136207
Chill, my man. No need to rush things. You don't want Atari to lay a gasser after all these years in limbo, do you. Just mellow out and truck along with us.

>tfw I'm white and my hair does a natural afro
I can't wait till headbands come back into the groove

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>>381131920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTHDa6Akqvo

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>>381136770
Asteroids and Qbert

>>381137160
Millipede

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>>381136851

>>381137529
>Wayforward will never make Millipede: Infestation

>>381136207
Don't be a bunny Atari is so far out they can unveil that dope box whenever they want. We will always be there for our foxy mama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp95RMXlLy4

Neo-70's kino

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Atari being part of the console market again feels so... right.
I want it to succeed so bad.

>>381137631
nice

stick with me baby i'll have you farting through silk.

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>>381138018
>that epic transition from thinking to pressing the white tile

>>381134071
Dont have a cow man

>>381134976
That photo needs to be turned into a poster.

>>381136770

Adventure literally created Open World games.

>>381133863
all me

>>381136770

Donkey Kong.

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>>381133863
no this is all a dream

>>381138770
Edit this to be the Saturday night fever disco pose.

Launch Titles;
Tempest 1 Million
>Tempest but much more over the top, synthwave soundtrack, acid trip esque
Asteroids!
>You're a retired Hitman on space, who retired to mining asteroids. You get brought back into the game and have to manage different hit missions with mining asteroids for resources, while dealing with various factions in this an cap space society, game play is a mix of Battlefront 2, Ace Combat and tactical third person games, very gritty SciFi almost cowboy bebop feel, Jazz/Swing/Blues/ portishead soundtrack
>Adventure
Soulslike game, takes place during the Hundred years war, you travel across France, gathering runes to summon an ancient dragon.
>Berserk
Prey 2 (the cancelled one), very cyber punk, you track down different criminals to get clues on the location of an alien mob boss, who wears a smiley face mask. John Wick/Hong Kong style gun play, Mirrors Edge Parkour in the mix too.

>Test Driver
>New test drive game, focus on delivering goods, being a getaway driver, etc as you unlock new cars and new mods to help

Day one purchase?

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I want Custer's Revenge 2.
Preferably done by Paul Robertson
https://i0.wp.com/paulrobertson.mechafetus.com/custers_revenge_2.png

>>381138840
yes.

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>>381138941
>https://i0.wp.com/paulrobertson.mechafetus.com/custers_revenge_2.png
t-that's not the custer I remember

>>381138941
>this guy worked for Disney

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>>381131920
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ1XwGDcA4

>>381139151
The one you remember was also a pervert
The one in real life died fending off as many Red Skins as possible
>>381139202
Animators are horny
It's a known fact

>>381138018
why is he touching the white square that's not even a legal move REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>River Raid 4K
>ultra HD air combat missions over the rivers of Iraq

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>>381139527
that's why he was thinking so intensly
he knows he's gonna be braking rules

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>>381131920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=god7hAPv8f0

Let's boogie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FECFb1_YdII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JoZS6LgqYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-kLy44Hls

OH BOY

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>>381138018

Ninja Golf: Hyper Action Combat Zone

>You're play as Ninja who is really fucking good at sports
>Over the top action and style ala Blood Dragon
>Synthwave soundtrack
>3D Hack N Slash
>All of your moves are based on sports, including shit like a using a ping pong ball as basically a handgun, throwing grenades with a golf stick, etc

You down?

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>>381139812
>You down?
im down, cat

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>>381139709
>Earth, Wind & Fire
My nigga

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>That sneaking suspicion that these threads are going to end up being the only genuinely fun thing about this console

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>>381131427
>You will never again watch a pirated copy of Matrix after visiting the newest market in your area that played Backstreet Boys 24/7 and sold Coca Cola Vanilla.


I want to end this suffering

What if pong got a remake like Pacman Championship Edition?

Hyper Breakout Pong:

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>>381131427
>Ataribox comes out
>Targets 1080p/60FPS and CAN deliever
>Plenty of people jump into its train
>Remakes of their old IPs + plenty of new exclusives
>FREE online
>includes a comb with a printed atari logo


SOON

Where's the female version with gaudy workout clothing and leg warmers

Or is that the wrong decade

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>>381138018
someone need to cut your image so only the face is shown
>>381133863
of course not dumbass
It's all ironic
Nobody here believe that Atari is going to come back to the console market AT ALL and there's no chance of it, nor any chance of any company breaking in without Sony or Microsoft going down at all. We just do it because it's funny and because it's to mock Atari confidence in coming back to the console market and so we make all these memes.


[sp]deep inside of us we all want atari & sega to come back and destroy sony & microsoft so we pretend atari is going to comeback and to have a new gaming golden age and those meme are the only thing we have to feel like something big happened in gaming[/sp]

>>381138840
Shouldn't Berzerk be just Doom, but with killer robots and silly voice synthesizers?

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>>381140587
>includes a comb with a printed atari logo

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In all seriousness, what are the chances of todd porting skyrim to the ataribox? Will the madman actually do it

>tfw atari will single handedly bring back traditional family values
and also wood grain on everything

>>381140810
He'd port Skyrim to the gameboy if he could

>>381140810
yes
probably a launch title

>>381140328
It's about the journey, not the destination
At the very least, it inspired me to find a download of the Art of Atari book

God hates turkeys and turkey enablers

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>>381140716
should Centipede/Millipede be fantasy or science fiction?

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>away from /v/ for the weekend
>come back and the new atari system and wojak memes have merged to make console war wojaks funny again

>>381140596
Calm down airhead. We legit want Atari to be successful. Guess you're one of those putz that can't feel the groove.

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>>381141261
welcome back cool cat

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>>381140596
Speak for yourself.

>>381141184
That pic's pretty fucked up
Also I feel like Centipede/Millipede should be fantasy, to go along with the box arts

>>381141474
You don't want Atari to be successful
You only think you want Atari to be successful but Atari Wojak's cool

>>381140596
>[sp]
Mobileposter please

>Inb4 Intellovision and Colecovision come back as well

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Alright, cats! Time to get this party started! I wanna see you all shake all you got to this groove right here. Repeat after me!

Come on and funk it down! x8
Groove to the music!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_-uvB5dbsY

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>>381141887
>Tiger Electronics also comes backs
This timeline is getting out of control

based atari making console war memes genuinely funny for the first time in a decade

mfw SEGA and ATARI come back to destroy Sony and Microsoft recreating the holy trinity of the 90s and 80s

>>381142045
Soul Train was /kino/, but thank god it died. If it was still alive today, it would just be twerking and other ghetto hood shit.

RIP my groovy brothers

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>>381133531
Here you go daddio

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>>381141694
Centipede was once given a backstory comic.
https://atariage.com/comics/comic_thumbs.html?MagazineID=44

>>381142262
someone needs to make the rest of the consoles >>381135069

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>That time Atari had a superhero team

>>381142684
>asian gf
>long haired big titted stacy
I see waifus

>>381141887
Colecovision is permadead after the Chameleon attempt
>>381142571
This is reminds of that official Mario comic where it shows that blocks used to be people
What the fuck

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STAND BACK PLEBS, PEAK DISCO COMING THROUGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoeIRWWVdDg

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>Laser shooting fly seeking revenge
Seems like a cool concept

>atari box art is fucking kino
who would have knew with all the muh ET shilling over the years?

>>381131427

Genuinely don't give a shit unless they have a single exclusive.

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>Atari literally has the deepest lore
Gets my noggin joggin

if atari threads stay this hip then you can count on this cat groovin to the beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwUQWamRNiY

>>381144064
>>381143654
thanks for these. I was going to take some better pics of my deluxe copy of the Art of Atari, but you seem to have the better solution

>tfw preordered the deluxe edition bundled with Pong HD
I'm ready to roll

>>381133954
Requesting Atari Crash but with the sweatband over his eyes like a blindfold and said band is damp from absorbing tears

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How would it play if it goes for the boxart design while keeping the inspiration of the original gameplay?

https://youtu.be/h8vZMG_DGg8

>those sounds

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>Atari games that actually look like the boxart

POLE POSITION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhRIneQFmHA

>>381144180
I'm just gonna post anything I find a little cool
Honestly, the art makes me want to buy this shit
For anyone else who wants it, get it while its hot: http://userscloud.com/1fb2tv3htd5g

This is the most fun /v/ has been in a while.

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When this thing bombs we need the other console Wojaks ganging up on a sobbing Atari Wojak, pinning him down, and forcefully shaving his afro and mustache as he pleads for mercy

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this game is actually quite fun. Almost all of them are....

>>381141686
>pic related

Top kek

>>381141887
MY BOY, PHILLIPS WILL RISE AGAIN

>>381134828
put that shit up in /t/

>>381144775
don't jinx it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6CtL-Ulkqk

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Jesus CHRIST
RUN YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>381145471
I can't into gif apparently

>>381145561
Now THAT's a videogame

>>381145561
Pac-Man?
Seriously though, I dig this artstyle

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>>381141714
>Being this much of a mondo square
You're just a jive turkey smearing turkey sauce over this funky thread. Get groovy or peel out, laker.

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>>381131564
>mfw this is in perfect sync with the groove I'm diggin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvZskcqdYcE

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>>381144776
>>381144901
>>381145105
>>381144064
>>381145689
>TFW Atari's new first party games won't have this style or imagination

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>>381144942
>not an older, defeated Wojak looking at pictures of his past groovy self with a longing to return to those times
>the tears are long gone, lost to time, and now only a stern face hides under that stache
>his last hope was destroyed
>he puts the gun to his head so that he may escape this realm without the power of funk

>>381144942
This please

>>381145874
>Meanwhile every other Wojak's presuring him to pull the trigger

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>>381145567
Try to make it loop or something

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Somebody explain this meme to me, in detail.

Also if atari were to buy the ip to remake pic related, I would buy that on the spot

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you know I really want them to release something good
like, I really really want them tu success and be real competitors to sony and xbox

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>>381145874

>>381146147
this game was legit

the crazy earth spell that dug out a spiral was nuts

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>>381146104
try #2

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haha

>>381146164
What about Nintendo?

>>381146276
>The Young Dobson Chronicles

>>381135680
If you can't remember them or don't remember them or never heard them then you're one jive ass turkey.

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>>381146257
Fuckin' PERFECT
Saved

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>tfw atari wojak is making me slightly hyped for the atari box
>know deep inside that it'll probably crush and burn
God dammit, you faggots.

>>381146285
Nintendo makes their consoles have a niche that isn't just underpowered PC. They also don't fill their consoles with cinematic stories and QTEs.

They are necessary evil.

>>381146510
No, now instead of being underpowered PC's they're just tablets.

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I think the song that would be appropriate for the ATARI box would be..
FUTURE Funk bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n00rW8ahb6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrR1TGQY20Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BSJAAo1uNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJYY3l8ZoQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fDiGdc8ZqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cxKq9gvaOs

cause we're in the future

>>381142425
Yeah, I agree. Been watching some soul train videos during these threads and was really happy seeing the ladies actually dance and not just twerk (I know twerking by itself wasn't a thing back then but still). Twerking ruined female dancing.

>>381142824
>This is reminds of that official Mario comic where it shows that blocks used to be people
This is in the original manual.

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>>381147119
Yeah that's what I meant, sorry

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>>381131427
Dear Atari.

You may of heard of me by the constant screaming of people and my DLC. I'm here to tell you that...

...What is there to tell you that hasn't already been said? I'm just a game dropped on it's head like a child. I just wanted to be loved and to reciprocate it.

Please save me. I'll even be your pet lap-monster.

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I like this one

>>381146669
Whatever, he's not wrong. Fuck off with console war bullshit though.
I also wish Atari would release a console that would be able to stand up to other modern consoles, but it won't happen. It's basically confirmed it's just gonna be a steam box kind of thing, also I doubt they could muster enough games to be a worth rival, but I can dream.

>>381131427
I'm actually pretty excited for this tbqh

>>381147341
Really makes you think

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>From Software's secret title was actually Adventure 2 for the Ataribox
Would be groovy

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>>381132582
>Sega kills Sony with a Dreamcast 2
They seem to be doing a good job at killing themselves.

>>381142571
To be perfectly fair, nobody fucking likes elves anyway.

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Stop liking disco

PAPERBOY GTA-CLONE WHEN??

>>381140596
What a spazz.

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Anyone ever had pac-man fever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-MONIvP6kI

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>>381147736
No

>>381147760
Paperboy's owned by Midway which is now owned by WB

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>>381146164
Realistically speaking they will never be on the same level as Sony or Microsoft
They could however establish their niche audience like Nintendo, but on a smaller level

>>381133823
Bad... Groove?

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>>381147736
Make me

>>381138352
You got me.

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>>381147736
no

>>381148057
you didn't answer my question

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>

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>>381148767

>>381131427
If Atari adopts this type of marketing, they will win.

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And I'm done posting my share
>>381149004
lel

>>381134891
1967-1971 or so. Bloodiest times in the war for US.

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Who needs a new F-Zero when we could have a new S.T.U.N. Runner?

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>>381148590
nice

>>381140328
Don't bring down the mood, ya dig?

>>381144064

I have that cart.

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This kills the Mr. Hooper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juH2qHYX9aI

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>Ouya hype 2: Android Boogaloo
Do you really believe that Atari, who employees less than 20 people, has an operating income of 1.6m, and is headed by a frenchman who graduated with a degree in finance and law, are going to create a console to rival Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft?

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>>381149535
that's right cool cat

>>381149535
more has been done with less

>>381149675
example?

>12 hours later
>the atari nigger still onto it
what the fuck, man
that is true dedication
still trash meme, though
we need true info

>>381149535

Who knows? They have a secretive partner.

>>381149801
proof?

>>381149717
Cave Story, one of the most popular Indie releases ever was only made by 1 man.

>>381149801
And its name is JOHN SEGA?

haha

>>381149859

Same leaks who were talking about it and said was real when everyone here was saying Ataribox was nothing but a hoax unconnected to Atari.

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>>381149907
but Cavestory was freeware released on PC. This is hardware and software that is going to be sold in stores. Let's say that they have 5 million dollars to mass produce the hardware and get it put on shelves. What software do they have other than classic Atari games? And where are they getting the money to employ development teams to make new software? They can't do the NES classic thing because they already played that card. They played it 7 times in fact. So I am asking you. What are they going to do? I am honestly struggling with the concept behind the hype. What is even possible? I can't see it.

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>>381150067
Great seizure man 10/10

>>381150728
performance≠fun

I've had more fun with 4k byte games than some AAA titles. If they can get the experience/build quality/UI/whatever down pat, then the guts inside doesn't matter. What matters is how F U N the content is

>>381150067
actually making me dizzy

>>381150817
I'm still figuring out this whole gif thing. I'll try to make better ones later

>>381136770
River Raid, Pitfall 2, Freeway > Frogger

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>the next console generation will be dominated by Ataribox, Turbographix-256, and the Phillips DVDi

>"I can't wait to get home and play my Atari after watching the defending World Series champions Chicago Cubs play! I heard President Donald J. Trump will throw out the first pitch"

That is a sentence you will soon be able to say

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>mfw sonygroes will NEVER EVER play Beat 'Em And Eat 'Em 2

>>381151409
>DVDi
We already know who'll be the first to die again.

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>>381151694
what fucking timeline are we in

>>381151843
>Fuck those losers playing Smash with Mario, Sonic, Pac-Man and MegaMan, I'll be enjoying my Ataribox instead.

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>>381152131
Everything's gone too far.

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>>381133867
>tfw people now need a crash course on slang I never stopped using

53 here. I can't dig it.

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What's up dudes, Sega is coming into the console market to make some cha-ching soon, so you beeotches better get ready for Sega's clean new console, it's gonna be The Bomb!

>>381151843
I don't know, it seems like we're in an It's a Wonderful Life universe where someone really important never existed and things are starting to go off the rails.
The question is, who is the one missing person?

>>381141184
Holy fuck why is this so good

Fantasy all the way, this is way better.

>>381152490
Fuck that's exactly the kind of wojak i expected
Wojak 90s themed because Sega was always that rebel, trashy kid that loved rap. A snapback would be a lot better tho.

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>>381151694

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Console War, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Console War, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, why'all
Console War, huh, good god
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing, listen to me

Console war, I despise
It could mean destruction of your favorite franchise
War means tears to thousands of gamers eyes
When their heroes go to fight
And lose their lives

Console war, huh good god, why'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing say it again
Console War, whoa, lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing, listen to me

It is worse than day-one DLC
(War) friend only to the greedy companies
Oh, pre-order is an enemy to all mankind
The thought of pre-order blows my mind
War has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then destruction
Who wants a cinematic experience, ah, war-huh, good god why'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it

Console War, huh
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing listen to me
It ain't nothing but QTE sequence
(War) Failed repeatedly due to mental weakness
Console war, has shattered many a young mans dreams
Made him a disabled, bitter poster on /v/
Life is much to short and precious
To spend shitposting these days
War can't give life
Let's all just PLAY
Console war, huh good god why'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing say it again
whoa, lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing listen to me

It ain't nothing but an E3 conference
(War) Full of spaghetti due to lack of confidence
Peace, love and understanding
Tell me, is there no place for them today
They say we must censor to keep our freedom
But lord knows there's got to be a better way
Console war, huh good god why'all
What is it good for you tell me
Say it, say it, say it, say it
huh good god why'all
What is it good for
Stand up and shout it "NOTHING!"

>>381152490
His hat is literally the top half of his head.

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>>381132582
>mfw that'll never happen

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>>381152834
Who would type this?

We need more black atari man cat daddies