>be me, 7yo >Mario tells me he wants to play Go Fish >I

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>be me, 7yo
>Mario tells me he wants to play Go Fish
>I accept
>I start, ask for Peach
>he says he has none, GO FEESH
>I try to go fish but every time my hands gets close Mario slaps it violently while screaming LETS A GO
>he finally lets me and then asks for Peach
>what the fuck Mario that's cheating
>I let it go but a few turns later he pulls the same shit
>can see his teeth clenching with anger
>I'm scared, try to leave the table
>Mario tackles me while screaming WAHOOOOO
>I scream for my mom to come
>he takes her by the hair and swings her around
>throws her down the stairs while screaming SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>turns to me, throws his cards in my face
>backwards long jumps out of my house