Do you ever catch yourself acting like DSP? >Blame your mistakes

No because I'm not a subhuman.

I don't know who this person is

>>381106040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So7wLuuDiHA

He's quite the meme.

>>381105115
Yes, I even sometimes jerk off without realizing there are children watching me

Yeah, I was playing Mario Power Tennis last night and the computer returned some impossible shots that a human player wouldn't be able to react fast enough to and I called it cheating.

>>381105115
You do realize most people do this with everything right? A lot of people don't like to admit that they're the ones doing something wrong.

I really don't. I'll get childishly mad and raise my voice at hardware and software for actually crashing or not functioning even when it's my fault, but when it comes to losing in a game I just restart fast so I can move around again. I guess I just don't like it when I can't play or get closer to playing.

>>381105463
fpbp

No because I am not a homosexual like you op

>>381105115
No.

Not Amerifat so I don't defer blame and responsibility everyone else. Not a child so I realise there it defeat and learning from your mistakes is valuable.

>>381105115
>Say "I pressed X!", when you probably didn't.
but I did

>DSP chad doesnt give a fuck
>quips and obscene jokes all the time
>spouts shit at people
he is LITERALLY the duke nukem of video games lpers

>>381105115
I started saying woooow ironically, and now I say for real everytime something happens
>stub my toe
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>>381105115
here and there

>>381105115
Yes, and i usually laugh at myself for being an idiot when i do.

No, I take responsibility for my mistakes and always apologize to my teammates

>SOKucks life depends on DSP
LMAO

>>381107467
Hey phil

>>381105115
Report and hide all eceleb threads.

>>381107650
>made by a bitter wizard
Did they know

>>381107960
>Time to kick ass and uh.. well.. um how do i kick ass?
>WOOOW! aliens shot up my ride, do you really think im going to walk to walmart?

>>381107446
This. I'm not fucking retarded, I know how to press a button.

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>>381105115
Daily reminder.

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This DSP effect is a fairly common coping mechanism to help control anger. It's perfectly reasonable and many more people will do this than they are willing to admit. It's just easier to accept a failure if you try to make it seem like it isn't your fault. The issue with the likes of DSP or Egoraptor is that they broadcast themselves doing this, which makes them look like assholes.

>>381107889
I take responsibility for my mistakes too but I tend to get mad at myself instead of the game if my mistakes seem obvious yet I'm not learning from them.

>>381105115
Yes actually
>playing SFV with a laggy pajeet on a 2 bar connection
>I WAS BLOCKING
>WHUUUUAAAT

>fan donates a nintendo switch
>complains he won't be able to hear the doorbell when it gets delivered
>complains that he has to pick it up from the post office during his stream hours

>game hits me when it clearly doesn't hits me
yes i do , fuck souls games and bb for that shit on some bosses

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>>381105115
Dan Rykert ate so many long combos during his katana training in Yakuza 0 episode today he nearly rage quit and said "t-this game is just not fun to play"

He then had to be babysat with "your doing great" type of encouragement for the rest of the episode

Episode ends with him blurting out "HE WON'T STOP HITTING ME" when Sera was using his face as a handrest

>>381105115
Story behind this picture? I keep seeing it in DSP threads.

>>381110857
It's just a screencapped picture of DSP that caught on - probably because it's indicative of the mental states DSP is usually made fun for having.

>>381105115
Sometimes when I die in games to bullshit I end up going "wooow" or "bugged game mechanics" if that answers your question OP

>>381107650
This can't be real, right?

>>381105463
Wait, this post would seem to imply that DarkSidePhil (DSP) is in some way genetically or possibly evolutionarily inferior when compared to the rest of humanity?

Yeah, usually if the game shoves some complete bullshit on my face I go full WOOOW.

>>381105115
That image makes me want to punch him in the face.

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Post you're face when you're not DSP.

>>381112302
Weren't they engaged like 2 weeks before they broke up?

>>381112532
top kek

I fucking love DSP.

This is how you NOT play XXX are the greatest videos on youtube. His autism playthrough of the DS2 DLC after they nerfed the Lightning Bolt was the best

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>>381105115
I do the first 3 sometimes, but I don't broadcast it to people and later on I realise what a huge autist I was being then rinse and repeat a few hours later