>yeah, that what guys do when they're on their own, let's

>Barely-celeb shit

>Come and see Lady Lunafreya's wedding dress, designed by famous fashion designer Vivienne Westwood™. After that you can show down on some Cup Noodle™ bought with your American Express™ card.

>>381084843
he's right though about how in Final Fantasy XV """"""""""men""""""""""" act like homosexuals

>>381084952
You forgot the audi

>>381084779
>it's a cumlover op tries to revive a dead joke episode

>>381085103
>Purchase Kingslaive™ now on blu-ray and get a peek at the all new Audi™ R8. Buy now for the price of $470,000!

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>>381084843
>Barely
Conan and Elijah Wood are ridiculously well known, no need to get butthurt because they trash talked a mediocre game

>>381085242
Elijah yes.

Nobody knows Conan in my country since no one watches whatever you guys let pass as a television show.

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>>381085105
>Final Fantasy fags will never ever recover from that beating
>Conan has trashed many known games yet it's only the FF fans who sperg out this loud

Wasn't Conan gonna review more games? Whatever happened to this show?

>>381084779
>some american no name """comedian""""
>a washed up actor only know for one movie
>literal manlets

wooooah, impressive!

>>381085628
>Can't refute their insults, so has to resort to personal attacks
Sad!

>>381085436
What country would that be?

>>381085628
>Conan is 6'4"
>LotR: RotK won 11 oscars

>>381085698
there's nothing to refute
>why does this japanese prince and his personal guard don't act like vulgar american "boys" ?

>>381085826
Netherlands

>>381085927
Besides Ignis they kind of do. Its almost like their behavior is a product of focus group testing in order to appeal to a western market.

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>>381085927
>>381085628
>Weeb actually defending final shit
So this is how it ends

>>381085501
i guess after the treatment FF got, other publishers are afraid.

>>381086112
The sad thing is it was totally their own fault for giving him boring parts of the game to experience.

>>381086165
yes dudebros games reviews are fine/fun to watch
(mario kart, nfl guests...)

>>381086165
That would imply that the game has non-boring parts

>>381086165
>show emotional part of the game
>it flies over their head because they are sexobsessed americans
yeah, totally Square's fault

>>381085494
What if I both enjoyed the game and Conan's trash talk?

>>381086350
Or because they ahve actual standards for what constitutes 'emotional'

>>381084843
>>381085436
>>381085954
>>381086350
Is this ffxv-kun? I don't know what nationality he is.

isnt the reason he doesnt do much clueless gamer is because TBS is making some spin off show base on it?

>>381086350
>Dive into overly emotional part of the game without a proper appreciation for the characters
Again, setting themselves up for failure. I could also argue they didn't do their research into conan's taste in games if they thought he would enjoy any of what they presented.

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Final fantasy has sucked ass since 10, square has been shit since they merged with enix. Nomura should never be more than a art guy and MAYBE monster design.

>>381085628
>some american no name """comedian""""

Are you fucking kidding me? This is a new low for you XV-Kun.

>>381086350
>>show emotional part of the game

But the game has zero emotional part in it.

ib4: but anon, the camp fire scene! T-the bros!

>>381086441
give yourself a pat on the back mister

>>381087140
I forgot that americans have such low emotional IQs
A country of autists

>>381086564
I barely like XV, this thread is just pointless

>>381087264
America is who your precious game was marketed to and where it sold the most lad.

>>381087320
I don't know, I relish any chance to shit on this travesty of a game.

>>381087140
Let me guess: you've never gone on a camping trip with some bros. Get some life experiences and talk to me.
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>m-muh emotional IQ
Im fucking dying

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>Conan spends the entire time completely shitting on it
>Frodo keeps trying real hard to come up with something positive to say
>the devs are watching the entire thing from the next room

The only thing that would have made this even better was if 15 flopped HARD and FFtards would forever hold Conan responsible for it

>>381086832
>Singling out Nomura
>Not Toriyama for his Lightning waifu obsession
>Not Tabata who has the directorial finesse of a polish contract worker
>Not Nojima who cant write for shit like the KH series, X-2.5 and XV
>Not Kitase who just rubber stamps everything

Nomura is the least of Final Fantasy's problems.

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>this is like Middle Earth entourage: the game
>why did we spend so much time fixing the car if we could just ride the chickens?
>we're supposed to go on a magical journey and we're pushing a car???
>this is a beck and play, nothing can happen, we're waiting for things that will never happen
>why are we pushing a car through the desert in this game? why is this the game?
>why would anyone play this?
>this game should be called Wait for Your Death in Real Time™
>I've never been confused by a game in my whole life
>are we meant to be confused?
>this is an agressive wastingof our time
>this is the longest we've ever played a game on Clueless gamer, I don't know what we achieved, I don't know what we were trying to achieve I have no sense of satisfaction
>this sums up the game: a guy and a girl sitting on a bed in a motel chatting, nothing happening, this whole thing is an epic blue balls waste of time,if that's your thing, here's Final Fantasy XV

Defend this, drones

>>381087690
at least FF 13-2 and LR were good

>>381086563
Or you know, because they're doing comedy.

What will happen if Conan plays the FF7 Remake?

>>381084952
seriously, what was with all product placement in FFXV. Was it's Square's attempt to recoup losses? Or did they sincerely think that all the product placement would attract mainstream audiences?

>>381087931
>Wait a minute you mean this game is split into three parts?
>I can't even play the whole damn thing!?
>This is a remake of a game that came out in 1997!

>>381087697
>beck and play
Really?

>>381087791
>2 character and 1 character final fantasy games
>good

>>381087931
>hurr I press things but nothing happens?! where's my instant gratification? lol people talking? I don't have the attention span for that!

>>381087981
The product placement was to get money from the advertisers. Besides that they went nuts with the marketing like Skyrim, ultimately hiding a half-ass game.

>>381088120
Well, that's what allowed their gameplay far more polish at least. They didn't have to focus on somehow balancing a million characters which every prior FF failed at.

FFXV is the most pathetic because it somehow manages to play worse than an Osaka KH game despite only having one playable character.

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>tfw Conan posting died
>>381086350
>emotional
>wedding dress

>>381088327
I really regret buying FFXV. It's such a half assed game and Square aren't concerned in the slightest about trying to fix it. Rather they're selling shit that nobody wants like VR fishing games.

>>381088490
Yup, its not like we weren't warned but I didn't expect it to be as bad as it was. I guess I got it for some closure.

>>381088693
I thought the game was trash when I saw it at e3, but I was bored and bought it like a month after release when there were constant threads on here.

I still enjoyed it too an extent, but it was so obvious how much of the game was chopped and changed, how much was rushed. FFXV felt like a 6/10 game that should've been a 9-10/10.

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>>381087690
I honestly dont know/care enough about square to know anyone but nomura. I do know he cant design or tell a story for shit, and I know he was just a art guy with little say on design/story before the enix merge. He is responsible for turning every square protag into a bishounen faggot, and all the edgy shit with a million belts that plague square games now.

look at what that faggot did to musashi

>>381087931
Pretty sure he'd be at least happy to see Tifa'd huge knockers.

>this girl with huge knockers is punching stuff hard? this game is AMAZING

>>381089190
but the game was still good

>>381088950
how can you rush a game with a long ass development time

how long was it in development? 10 years?

>>381089190
he designed the other musashi too.

>>381089430
The game was technically is development for ten years yes, but they didn't get down to business until 2012/2013. FFXV had threeish years of development which might have been enough if not for the luminous engine or every asinine design choice they made. On top of that Versus was supposed to be in three parts. Just goes to show how much of it got gutted since you can beat the game real quick.

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AN AGRESSIVE WASTING OF OUR TIME
Conan and Frodo were right.

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>>381089362
maaaan fuck you, brave fencer musashi is one of my favorite games the sequel with that faggot nusashi is trash

>>381089691
nah he did the art for the first musashi, he did character design on the second one

>>381089957
I only played the sequel and I found it quite enjoyable to be honest

>>381087697
>this is an aggressive waste of our time
The perfect review for this game

>>381090027
Well I guess squareenix and their type of games are right up your alley, I miss squaresoft.

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>>381087697
>beck and play

>>381087981
Dude, it's like 4 things. The noodles one is a joke so it's fine.

>>381089819
why are the people at Square Enix such fuck ups? Not only with managing their own franchises, but look at what the mess they've made with Sleeping Dogs

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When I played Final Fantasy games on the snes and ps1, I never thought they would become so fucking bland and garbage that they produce today.

I'm legit depressed over this shit. I still play the older FF games and despise everything modern cuck Square Enix does to further rape everything they touch with FF.

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>>381085628
>conan
>manlet

>>381087264
>emotional IQ
lmao
nigga that's just EQ

>>381095172
>the broad on the front
lol

>>381087931
tifa tiddies

>>381095172
that girl in the front looks so fucking uncomfortable.

also conan is kind of the opposite of manlet: the one who is so freakishly tall that he turns into the inverse of manlet

>>381095172
>giant legs
>tiny torso
>tiny arms
that's worse than being a manlet