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>glorious first person exploration >the scanning system

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>glorious first person exploration
>the scanning system
>the detail and lore in scannables
>new visors
>new beams
>new beam combos
>new worlds to explore

Prime 4 is going to be the best.
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>>381068754
Fuck off SJW
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>>381068754

y da fuq are those arms black?
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>>381068905
Does it really matter anon? We have a prime game in development!
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>>381068996
YEAH
GALO SENGEN
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>>381068905
Because
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>my bull works at Nintendo
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>>381068754
Remodel
Shithole
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>>381068754
source?
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>>381069173
Artist is Tekuho
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>>381069050
Whoever made this really hates bicycles.
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>>381069050
>hating on TaeKwonDo
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>>381068754
And all of that, in 3ree Dimensi-
>are you sure you wish to refund your purchase?
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how long until this cuck/blacked meme dies out?
how long until it's a bannable offense?
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>>381069779
>how long until this cuck/blacked meme dies out?

mentally ill americans love watching their women get fucked by niggers so probably never
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>>381068905

It was Reggie
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>>381069779
Poor little insecure anon. It's alright, you're among friends
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for those wondering

tekuho is the artist's name
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>>381069603
Will you take responsibility for Prime4 and Samus Returns?
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>>381069779
>bannable offence

Never. The mods on this site, /v/ especially, are pro that message. You'll keep seeing it, it'll just start to become less of a joke, more of a fact of life before too long.>>381069921
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>>381069779
>how long until this cuck/blacked meme dies out?

Prob until whites are bred out/ become a minority of sissies
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>>381069779
t.scared of the bbc
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>>381070049

are there even any actual whites who post on /v/ anymore ?
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>It's a ''Slightly related to video games, but actually political bait thread'' episode
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>tfw wasn't born a girl
I just want to spread my legs and feet get my pussy pounded, it sounds so much better than having a dick
>inb4 muh boypussy
anal is at best uncomfortable and still an awkward mess, I've tried and I don't know how anyone can enjoy it
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>>381070030
Anthony is a good guy. He'd take responsibility for all the metroid games
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>>381069157
I don't follow.
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>>381070257
>I've tried
are you a trap?
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>>381070148
kek he's so irrelevant now
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>>381068754
>scanning
Only Nintentoddlers would be hyped for the most overused game mechanic in the last decade.
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>>381070328
Reconstruct
Anus
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>>381069864
>>381069921
>>381070041
>>381070049
>>381070148
can't wait for the inevitable civil war.
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>>381070257
>anal is at best uncomfortable
maybe try more than once, and use an actual dildo or a dick instead of your moms brush handle
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>cropped porn
>political
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God, I hate you people. You know who you are. The ones that don't really care about Metroid in the slightest and jack off to Samus. There wouldn't be anything wrong with that, but you take it a step further, by constantly making suggestive threads that make actual Metroid fans look bad.
There really isn't a way to stop it, so there is no point in getting worked up about it. But, it's really disappointing to see this shit happen now, when the Metroid series seems to be making a comeback. We should be happy, but instead we get this.
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>>381070481
You are going to have to break it down for me some more so I can understand it.
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not with a real dick you dummy, like putting shit in there in general
every time without fail I get this burning sensation and it fucking sucks, plus all the maintenance you have to do to avoid a literal shitshow
anal is a fucking meme and it pisses me off cause I want to get fucked for real way more than wanting to fuck something
no I'm not even close, keep dreaming faggots
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>>381070552

>>381070241
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>>381070563
What if I do both?
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>>381070552
She's shitting a cupcake.
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>>381070563
But we are happy.
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>>381068905
>he doesn't remember
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>>381070537
I've tried multiple times and even bought a toy specifically made for stimulating the prostate, not even a big one either
it all never amounted to anything and I still get that burning feeling even when I lubed it up and everything
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>>381070604
so if you're a faggot then how do you have sex, if you hate anal?
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>>381070563
>butt blasted
lol, its all fun and memes until shit comes to your favourite game
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>>381070530
this
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>>381070552
i want to eat that like soft served

>>381070563
Look billy, i've played Metroid since the 90's, she was sexualized there and she'll keep being sexualized.
A hot space babe that kicks ass is nothing special. Like Xena we all wanted to be dom'd by her. Samus is no different.
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>>381070604
wow you are fucking shit at anal my man
>burning
use some fucking real lube
>shit
like, take a shit before you do it dumbass. just that is enough to clean you out. if youre gonna masturbate for hours, then squirt a little water up there and clean out better.

anal isnt a meme. you just suck at it. picture it like this, you are telling us that jerking off sucks because you always have to scrape off smegma and your dick head burns and it just doesnt feel good. THATS how bad you are
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>>381070712
I'm not a faggot, I just really want to have a pussy and get fucked in it
before I get a bunch of greentext about how gay I am I know it's dumb as hell but I'm not attracted to guys at all, just dicks
I almost wish I was actually gay so I could satisfy my cocklust properly but instead my options are nearly non-existent
if legitimate futas actually existed I don't know how I could contain my happiness
all of this doesn't matter in the slightest anyway because I'm a handholdless virgin
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>>381070815
>Thinking I have a problem with Samus being hot
Nigger, that's not my point. Everyone knew Samus was Nintendo's poster babe. That was the original reason for her being a woman in the first place and I can dig that. There's always been porn and I've had my share of faps to it, just like the other guy. It's just that since Smash 4, there has been an insane increase(even worse than Brawl) in ''discussion'' of Samus's looks rather than the games themselves and it has devolved into pure garbage, where faggots make threads like this. It genuinely makes it difficult to even have decent Metroid threads. If you were to keep it to yourselves, it wouldn't really be a problem, but nope. Gotta bring everyone else down with you.
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>>381070990
>I'm not attracted to guys at all, just dicks
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>>381068754
Tekuho is some weird mixture of really fucking hot shit and palcomixx tier. I do love his ultra trashy super slut girls, though.

On an aside, it's sad how muh race politics have made it to porn. Artists literally have to make alternate white versions of images if they draw a black dude because edgy /pol/ kids will spam comments with their memes.
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>>381070990
couldn't you settle for a trap?
you don't have to be unhappy.
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>>381070876
nigger coconut oil is the realest lube you can get, it burns because I probably have a fucking anal fissure
and if there is even a tiny speck of undesirable material it'll turn me off instantly, I have to be completely thorough about it which is so tedious my horniness goes away anyway
it's a goddamn fucking meme and I'm tired of people pretending it isn't completely not worth it
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>>381069050
I have no idea what half of this says due to how crammed it is.
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>>381070530
>civil war
Probably wouldn't work well now since it'd involve massive terrorism style attacks from one side and government drones missiles and possible nukes from the other.
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>>381070990
great me too. learn how to masturbate anally you nigger
>it burns
>its dirty
>it doesnt feel good
youre doing it wrong

>>381071176
>coconut oil
>for anal
now i know youre retarded. use water based gel lube
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>>381068754
Why do American artist love blacked shit so much?
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>>381071080
you have to learn to deal with it.
same thing happened to me. my favorite nintendo character has been reduced to a meme, because of smash. there isn't much we can honestly do about normies ruining our vidya.
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>>381071132
traps are still men, on top of being mentally ill
I literally want a girl with a dick, the only 3d that comes close are top tier trannies but those are fucking impossible to even find outside of porn, and then there's still the problem of me not liking anal and pretty much every tranny won't be dominant either
I mean I love girls just as much so this is all irrelevant, I just wanted a pussy to get fucked in
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>>381068754
>Prime 3 wasn't good
>Prime 4 isn't even developed by the same people
Why are people excited exactly? Is this just brand loyalty?
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>>381071272
I feel like most of them don't think much about it and just switch shit for variety. Only very recently has it been some massive political statement you must defend if you have a black dude in porn.

No one fucking cared before.
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>>381070990
>I'm not a faggot, I just really want to have a pussy and get fucked in it
/v/ - Video Games
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>>381069050
At least the modern male is probably fucking better at graphic design holy fuck
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>>381071118
>character can be all the colors of a rainbow
>a hint of brownish skin and people lose their shit.

Will it ever end?

>>381071272
What if the artist is black?
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>>381071223
>Probably wouldn't work well now since it'd involve massive terrorism style attacks from one side and government drones missiles and possible nukes from the other.
isis seems to do fine dealing with drones and missiles and I highly doubt the U.S. would nuke their own homeland.
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>>381070815
That's nice and all but I really want to fuck the Varia suit. Samus may or may not be inside it at the time.
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>>381071261
what part of anal fissure do you not understand
what part of doing all this fucking work and prep time taking the wind out of my sails do you not understand
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>>381068754
Ayy nigga I really liked making small adjustments in aim with the motion controls in BotW my niggaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>381071314
I've been dealing with it for several years. If I didn't know how to deal with it, I wouldn't be on /v/. It's just how things are.
But, I still think it's sad to see shit like this happen, because it's definitely not exclusive to Metroid. Honestly, if we could go back to just ''Samus is hot. Let's post some lewd pics'' things would be significantly better. But, it's when they start bringing Reddit memes into the mix with the whole BLACKED and cuck shit into the mix that things become go far beyond salvageable.
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>>381071369
you're an interesting soul
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>>381071107
>>381071447
I don't know what your definition of faggot is but last time I checked it's guys attracted to other guys
guys are gross but dicks make my mouth water, can't explain it
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>>381070694
REMEMBER WE
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>>381071118
Post the stash anon.
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>>381071554
blacked and cuck memes are pure cancer
we should be allowed to have undercover nigger hate threads if it's ok to have these pure cancer threads.
just goes to show you how much the mods are cucks
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>>381071661
You. You get it. People are too black and white about everything.
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>>381071529
you said PROBABLY. so if its not, its the fucking oil and whatever else youre sticking in there
>but its really HARD
do it in the god damn shower. take a shit, take a shower, clean out your ass, use proper lube, use a proper sized plug during the shower, when you get out, use your dildo. just bounce up and down. i like that best. otherwise hold it in your hand to hit the right spots.

prostate toys need practice and time. dildos pretty much abuse your prostate with no real skill involved, so i prefer that
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>>381071790
>>>/pol/
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>>381071790
Please head back to /pol/ or r/the_donald or whichever you prefer. Both of those topics are cancerous and so are you.
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>>381069050
what the fuck is wrong with bicycles
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>>381071823
>>>/reddit/
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>>381069293
Rightfully so.
I fucking hate these yuppie assholes when I'm driving through the residential and commercial parts of my city.
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>>381071080
>It's just that since Smash 4, there has been an insane increase(even worse than Brawl) in ''discussion'' of Samus's looks rather than the games themselves
There were no new Metroid games in years (besides AM2R). On the other hand, there's been more and more porn because Smash 4 Zero Suit.
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>>381068754
>>new visors
What makes you think this? Metroid Prime 3 didn't have any, same with new beams
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>>381068754
Good satirical point, anon. Who the fuck wants another Prime game? All those greentext you list are negatives not positives. Hopefully the absence of Retro will lead to some interesting developments.
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>>381071272
It's gotten really political that past years.

Especially with black people literally thinking that killing off the white race will end racism . See
>>381070049
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>>381071902
They're not any worse than joggers, at the very least.
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>>381071554
>reading a Metroid doujin/porn comic
>Samus starts off in the Zero Suit
>infiltrating a dangerous area unarmed and unarmored
>the predictable outcome occurs
>no one is even slightly in character
>it feels like fapping to the fucking TF2 Spy in a Zero Suit Samus mask
>literally every doujin/comic is like this

why even use these characters if you care so little about them that low effort shit like this is acceptable
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>>381071851
I don't mind him here.
Maybe you should check out reddit, it seems like you'd enjoy it more than this board.
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>>381071851
niggers are cancer. deal with it.
you don't have to be a /pol/trad to hate niggers btw.
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>>381071661
Anon a dick is a male sex organ. It's fucking gay you fruit
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>>381072021
that's how gooks write their porn comics
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>>381071816
the septic system in my house is fucked so when I shower the water pools to ankle height, I don't want to be standing in literal shit anon
but honestly if you got a list of proper equipment I should look at maybe I'll give it another shot
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>>381071118
>please stop making fun of my interracial fantasies
Also fuck bicyclists.
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>>381071851
return to neogaf at once please before i inform ur wife's bull that u've been a little shit on the internet

i think ur computer time privileges need to be revoked
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>>381072049
concentration camps for blacks when?
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>>381072049
I like how most people would argue that these are troubled teens that don't represent the black community. Meanwhile 2 adult blacks just stand by and watch the whole thing happen and don't even try to stop it.
Shit community and shit skinned.
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>all these newfags
jesus, /v/ is beyond salvation
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>>381072142
oh jeez
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>>381072071
congrats friend, might as well tell me what color the sky is too
if I was presented with a real cock and even knew subconsciously that it was attached to a man, say a glory hole or whatever, it would still turn me off
it has to feel, smell, sound, and look like a woman otherwise fuck that
unfortunately for me dicks aren't attached to those in real life which sucks, cause dicks are really great
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>>381072021
Because it's porn first and foremost. You're not supposed to read it for the plot.
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>>381072301
What would you do friendo?
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>>381072339
How did your fetish develop?
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>>381072071
Would the vagina for a futa negate the penis and thus make them a eunuch or a masturbatory object?
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>>381072370
Through a banana in the street, so they all get hit by a car.
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>>381070257
>i've tried
>uncomfortable
What a failure.
I love my anal stimulation but after years of poking my prostate it just doesn't give me the mind breaking orgasm it used to before.
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>>381072492
Just one banana?
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>>381072378
They blurred out her panties?
Well that whole webm is useless.
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>>381070257
I'm straight, and I enjoy it.
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>>381069779
Never, since it's an organized shitposting effort by sjw tumblerinas to normalize interracial relationships
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>>381072492
Throw*
>>381072549
Idk, like a bundle or something, doesn't really matter, it's not like they can count.
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>>381068754
What's worse: Niggers/Orcs or NTR?
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>>381072602
>implying that slut wore panties
shaved and exposed is what all white women do now
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>>381072423
I dunno
I just started finding cocks and balls more appealing as my kinks became more degenerate in general over time
probably because I have my own set and know what that's like so I relate to it more or some bullshit
also the fact that they twitch and throb and get bigger, which I'm a fan of in general
an erect cock is a universal and indistinguishable sign of horniness, shit is just hot man
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>>381070709
Try Kegels. This is very important
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>>381070563
Hate Nintendo instead you cuck. It is them who put Samus in a skintight suit, gave her high heels and blonde hair and a nice ass and tits
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>>381072150
>when I shower the water pools to ankle height
use drain cleaner down the sinks and toilets. the acid ones. theres old paper and shit blocking up the system, or it may be misaligned, forcing water back up instead of holding it properly.

we're not that different, even in plumbing troubles. just take it slow man. its not like i was born an ass slut. i couldnt really fit big things in there and some toys would make me bleed a little and it didnt even feel that great and some toys fucking BURNED because i guess my ass is sensitive to latex and some burned because they were jelly or some nonsilicone stuff that went bad over time.

you just need to go slow. it doesnt even take that long. i have this little lube shooter that i use to squirt a couple of shots of water up my ass in the shower and thats enough to clean out the immediate area after using the toilet. 20 seconds of your time and youre good.

just get water based gel lube, get some toys not made of toxic shit, if they are, then put condoms on them holy shit even on a toy condoms lessen the feeling

when you dont know, its hard to figure it out. but when you do, its easy. if i didnt have lung problems, i would ride all day. but i need to buy a fucking machine so i can just lay there and get fucked
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>>381072530
>The friends roommate was androgynous as fuck
>I ended up fucking his ass and making him wear a dress for me
>The moment I started pounding his prostate his legs started giving out (probably never done it before)
>As he orgasmed his legs shook and his eyes rolled back
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stop bullying samus
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>>381072081
>>381072368
I'm aware. Yet when I want to see Samus getting fucked and/or doing the fucking, I would like it to feel like Samus. Not some generic bimbo wearing a paper bag with Samus' face drawn on it.

Samus hardly has a character, staying slightly close to it should not be this fucking difficult.
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>>381072784
thats a cute butt
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>>381072683
niggers by far
I actually like orcs and don't see them as representations of niggers.
Ntr can be good if you self insert as the bull, don't see the appeal of ntr from a cucks perspective.
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>>381072683
NTR
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>>381070990
you're going in the books kid
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>>381072683
nigs/orcs are pretty boring

NTR is always interesting
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>>381072827
PHAZON'D
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>>381069050

From what I'm told the average american male plays Populous and cheats on his girlfriend, though
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>>381071223

Honestly if it ever came down to Civil War, the other side wouldn't nuke us.
You can bet your ass Russia would be supplying weapons and making deals with whoever goes up against the current government.

Dropping nukes on an enemy that's killing itself is a waste. You waste a nuke, you cause the rest of the world to backlash against you, you fuck up the land for years to come, and all because you couldn't play the waiting game and let your enemy self cannibalize.
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>>381072378
It's a sad day when the police can't shoot criminal niggers down on the spot.
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>>381072703
Do you want to be a chick?
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Why do y'all get made about black on white but not green on white?
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>>381073001
>self cannibalize
sorry whites aren't niggers or Polynesians
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>>381071118
hes great
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>>381073159
Thanks, Doc
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>>381072723
I know all about that crap already man, none of these special tricks matter when it's just unpleasant most of the time when I try it
the only impression that's stuck with me is that butts were clearly not made for putting things into
>>381072758
pretty sure the problem with the septic is that it's oversaturated with water, dumping more shit into it isn't going to help anything
I just don't have the patience for all that shit man, I don't want to spend an uncertain long amount of time to get to the part where it feels good when it's already uncomfortable, getting horny enough to think about butt stuff doesn't happen that often already
the thing I had been trying to use was a plastic aneros, so the whole toxic material nonsense isn't my issue
everything else I read said coconut oil is the good stuff, I'm certain the burning nonsense is my own issue and not the equipment I'm using
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>>381068754
>glorious first person exploration
not metroid
>the scanning system
not metroid
>the detail and lore in scannables
fanfiction
>new visors
boring
>new beams
possibly neat but given prime's history likely not
>new beam combos
not as good as super's
>new worlds to explore
meh

did we cover everything?
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>>381073190
Reread what he said. I think you might have read it wrong.
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>>381072683
>meh tier
Blacked/Orcs

>shit tier
Fat old balding Japanese businessman that doesn't shower

>smegma on that Jap's warty cock tier
NTR
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>>381071118
>Artists literally have to make alternate white versions of images if they draw a black dude because edgy /pol/ kids will spam comments with their memes.
>implying it's not artists making black versions because they sell more because of racial propaganda
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>>381073254
well do whatever you want. you have accepted exactly ZERO of my advice. so whatever.

by the way, coconut oil was the WORST "lube" i ever used
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>>381073237
But I posted a sugar pill
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>>381070530
this, pack your bags blacks and mexicans, we're gonna throw you all out.
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>>381073118
I don't have any dysphoria mental illness nonsense, but I'd love to at least try it out
if I could turn into a futa with the full set of equipment even better
I've always had the thought that if I was a girl I'd be pretty curvy since I have an above average dick as a dude, and the thought of being able to turn people on with my big tits or ass is really fucking hot
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>>381073459
lol
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>>381073424
Doc how could you
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>>381071118
>hurr whites shouldn't be in porn cause my interracial fetishes durr
>dude it's /pol/ if someone wants a white version of rule 34
What about the thousands of cases when it's originally white cocks and they get turned into turds? You don't seem to have a problem with that. Kill yourself cuck, you're worse then /pol/.
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>>381073459
Very thin skinned from the looks of it friend.
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>>381073159
because vegeta is a manlet with small dog syndrome who deserves his daily dose
thanks, doc
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>>381071851
fuck off libcuck
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>>381073494
>>381073564
see you on the front lines friendos
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>>381073467
Read some of the earlier chain and dude. Use real lube what the fuck. There's even stuff made specifically for anal.

In my experience you gotta eat A LOT OF fiber to have it clean. Everyone's plumbing works different and for me if I put any water in I'm going to just get shit moving and making a nasty surprise.

Also plastic aneros is terrible I have one as well. They hit exactly the right spot but otherwise they're so fucking uncomfortable that I don't know how the company hasn't gone under. Just buy a buttplug or a soft dildo to get started. If you get a dildo get one that tapers off. It's easier to get in that way.
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>>381069050
HOL UP
IS THAT A MUFUCKIN JOJO REFERENCE?
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>>381074334
>eat a lot of fiber
I really am not willing to change my diet just to do butt stuff man
I also don't want to keep buying different things throwing shit at the wall until it sticks
I just wanna fap to degenerate shit with no hassle, I'm a lazy motherfucker
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>>381074649
could just get some fiber rich supplement and eat that on top of your normal unhealthy diet
>>
This is the Metroid thread we deserve.
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>>381069779
if cuck/blacked gets banned from here then 99% of /gif/ and /tv/ will die.
>>
>europeans waking up
>racist propaganda or bait threads start popping up everywhere
I think there might be a correlation. It isn't this bad at night.
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>>381072142
I dont understand
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>>381074841
>/gif/ and /tv/ will die
nah
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>>381072021
>the doujin with just the torso and helmet of her suit torn off then alien fuck while fighting
It's on e.hentai, sadly only thing of the sort and the translation is google translate tier
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>>381071223
>using nukes on your own country
i dont think so
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>>381071223
no government would use nukes on their own people, the backlash would be insane, a second civil war would be a lot closer than you think primarily because the government coudn't afford to use any of their "big guns" without crucifying themselves in the international media
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>>381071223
>>381075661
Americans are too lazy to bother with another civil war.
It's much easier to just complain on the internet and maybe make a few youtube videos.
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>>381068905

Samus Aran is a BBC cumslut addicted to nubian semen.
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>>381072301

Old "tough" racist man whispers something about dirty niggers.
Thinks no one will fuck with him cause hes old
Gets punched in the fucking face
I love the white genocide going on today, it cant happen fast enough
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>>381072378
Haha omg i love these

Beta male walking with his black cock loving gf
She says something about how she would love to get fucked by those black guys over there
He gives them a dirty look
Gets his shit pushed in
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>>381076502
>Old "tough" racist man whispers something about dirty niggers.

Do you have a single shred of evidence to back that up?
>>
Scanning system fucking sucked and her mobility in the Prime games was gimped as all fuck, she was borderline Robocop speeds. Adding in all that fucking TEXT in a Metroid game on top of that was not necessary.
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>>381076641
Hes old and has a confederate beard
Thats two things that point to him being racist
Even if he didnt say anything right then he most certainly did when he was younger
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>>381069779
You all deserve it after all your femenine penis are you gay postibg when shit us actually gay, fuck you.
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>>381072984

>chad
>populous

Yawn
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>>381076753
>>381076502
This is bait, but there are people who legitimately think like this. It's hilarious that lefties think they're not racist.
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>>381069779
You ever had a dicc so close to your face so large and in charge it makes you feel uncomfortable? Like you were gonna get an execution-style beat down by a dark wooden baseball bat?

Let's play Assasin's Creed BLACKED Flag with that mouth of yours. You, me in a low-lit room. Me, I am dressed like Ade, you are my Edward. The bed is my Jackdaw and there is a hurricane creeping up on your rear.

All hands on deck. Bitch.
>>
>>381076775
what?
>>381076623
0/10 bait
>>
>>381076753
That he's stupid enough to walk through a black neighborhood should alert you to the fact that he's probably a progressive democrat.
>>
>>381077010
>You ever had a dicc so close to your face so large
no, but seems like you have
t. cuck
assassin's creed is a shit game, at least use a good game if you're going to bait
>>
>>381076963
>politics
Sorry gramps but I dont even vote

>>381077067
>racist people dont live in shitty neighborhoods
White people are the worst
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>>381069050

>Deleted

What.
>>
>>381072378
YOU'VE BEEN VIOLATED HUH GIRLY MAN!?
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>>381077450
No shit, I just pointed out that you're a false flagger dumb ass and yes I know people under 18 can't vote.
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>>381072378
Well at least the coppers showed up quickly.
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>>381077717
False flagging about what exactly?
Theres nothing false about the enjoyment I feel when a Snownigger gets rekt
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>>381077712
he is extremely skinny
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>>381077851
0/10 bait
you have a whole summer to shitpost kiddo, don't blow your entire load night.
>>
>>381072378

LOL XD DIS MAKES ME SO MAD XDDDD IM GONNA CRUSH EVERY FUCKING NIGGER''S SKULL THAT LOOKS AT ME THE WRONG WAY XDDD 1488 MY DUDES
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>>381072683
>NTR
>Any where close to good
Niggers suck as wel, orcs can be done right (like those mango where the elf chicks take advantage of the orcs)
>>
Post Samus /ss/
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>>381078223
>>>/reddit/
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>>381078287
YES
/ss/ is god tier
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>>381069779
Never. Get BLACKED
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>>381078407
all memes die one day cuck
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>>381078512
>cuck
That one too?
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>/pol/ and gay/transfaggotry in one thread
>this happens a lot
Smug anime chick.jpg
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>>381078534
once blacked posters stop shit posting then yeah I won't have much use calling people cucks anymore.
>>
>>381069779
It won't seeing as more and more submissive men are coming out of their hidey-holes
>>
>>381070530
>/v/irgins
>in a war
>in any violent situation not behind a screen
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>>381078938
just because you're a weak virgin doesn't mean everyone is. stay mad lefty
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>>381079075
lol k "tough guy"
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>>381079165
hide behind your nigger posting nu male
it's what you're best at
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>>381079280
k k
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>>381078693
>implying cuck hasn't been bastardized to be used in any situation a poster disagrees/disapproves of another
Your post us shit you fucking cuck! See? It'll never die. It's like fag.
>>
>>381079473
you're right, I was mostly referring to myself tho.
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>>381072049

They just do it cause their bored, leave those poor kids alone.
>>
>>381072378
Hope the cops Rodney King'd thone niggers. Fuckin waste of human life
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>>381079575
DINDU
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>>381069779
every time it's posted I just think of pic related sitting at their computer getting off to it
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>>381070530
> thinks he wont be the first against the wall after call for a civil war based solely on race and sexual subjugation
you might actually be full on laughing when they drag you off
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>>381070990
>>
Fuck off, retard.
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>>381071369
>traps are still men, on top of being mentally ill
so are "top tier" trannies so you're still shit outta luck
>>
>>381070990
I keep forgetting that fags are mentally ill.
>>
>>381079562
A faggit?
>>
Why do you shitpost?
>>
>>381071223

There was a screencap of some detailing how an American revolution today would successfully overthrow their government with 0 chance of victory for the state. You know, with nukes and missiles being in bad taste with everyone in the world, not to mention 1 in 10 military officers at worst sympathizing with the rebels, because fucking hell military men are still human beans.

I worry my beloved Europe is too brainwashed by liberals to do something similar. Here's to the slavs saving us all.
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>>381068754
Nah it's gonna suck
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