Remind me again how this is supposed to be a """portable"""

>3ds fits in your pocket

leglet confirmed

>>381064602
tablet in one pocket. joycons in your sweater. end

>>381064602
You can fit in in your pockets if you have two. The screen itself is thin enough it can go into one with your phone, the joycons go into the other with your wallet and keys

Also the word you are looking for is pocketable, not portable

>>381064602
It's for women, and college students.

It easily fits in purses and backpacks. The carrying cases for it reflect this as well

>>381064745
>have to be an eskimo to carry a switch around

What did nintendo mean by this

>>381064602

I just use the bag that came with my power supply.
Also get a screen protector.

>>381064745
>>381064773
>literally putting a bare screen tablet in your pocket
Enjoy scratching the screen to death :^)

>"b..but you have to buy the protective™ nintendo™ glass cover™™ to protect it goym!!!"

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>not having it in the back pocket of your pilko pump pant
not even trying

>>381064973
Same as your phone, goyim, or do you call it not portable too?

>>381065157
My phone came with a leather flap that flips aside to reveal the screen, I don't have any protective glass on it and it has 0 scratches.

Your move nintenbro

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>>381064840
>eskimo
???

>>381065291

>uses a phone cover

Just put your switch in your handbag then you faggot

>>381065341
>Diagonal pockets

Gay af familia

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>>381064602

>tfw going to a family party
>tfw everyone looks bored as fuck
>tfw taking Switch out with MK8D
>tfw having 4 joy cons and lending one to each kid at the party
>tfw 4 player races and battles, everyone smiling, including parents
>tfw they compliment me for this
>tfw kids start telling mom and dad to buy them a Switch ASAP

Feels good to spread the word, my niggas

>>381065740
>later the kids go back home with their parents
>ask their mommies for a switch like anon
>"sorry sweetie but anon isn't normal and you shouldn't talk to him anymore, he's a bad influence"
>"we'll get you a proper video game system like a PS4, you're too old to be playing with baby toys like the switch or Legos"

>>381066047

>anon tries to imagine what being an adult is like

It was a good attempt, you should write about it for your next creative writing assessment.

>>381064602
The same way a laptop or tablet is portable. I completely agree it's annoying to carry a bag to take it outside, but on the bright side, being forced to carry a bag with your Switch means you're incentivized to carry a few extra games and accessories with you

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>>381064602
Its the size of a 3DS XL closed. Literally put the joycons in another pocket. Or care a fucking backpack
>>381066047
kek

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>>381066047

>being enough of a cuck to get the console of your parents choice

kek, McFucking kys

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>>381064602
> I can't carry this thing around with me at all unless I'm literally wearing a backpack

Remember that most Nintendo fans are old fat men. Their pockets are huge.

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>>381066204

He doesn't know this because he's never held a Switch in his hands. That's because he's both poor AND a manlet, and would have to hold it in his arms.

Congrats on finding Manlytears in a thread.

>>381065740
I'm sorry anon, that advertisment you saw on TV wasn't real

the state of nintenbros right now

>buy a switch
>garbage wifi chip, it's ok I'll use my phone I guess if I'm across my house in my room
>LoZ was fantastic
>beat it in a week, got the sword and shield, saved all dragons
>bored of it already, don't really care to do the shrines and not autistic enough to find the stupid little shitters. DLC sounds like trash
>also get Bomberman R
>garbage coin system
>mostly die because there's a delay in the game, forced to spend coins to keep going, but they barely give you any
>trade both of those in, Mario Kart 8 comes out and pick it up
>holy shit it's so fucking fun
>1 week later, I'm bored of it.
the Arms beta was boring as fuck after a couple of games, Shovel Knight is alright but I don't really care. I was hoping the gamecube virtual console would be real but apparently it's not. Splatoon is the only thing that was actually fun on this retarded system and even then I barely played it because Nintendo are fuckers about beta's and give you an hour to play it.

>>381064973
>bare screen tablet
Put a screen protector on it, you retarded motherfucker.

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>>381064602
Obviously it's supposed to go in your fanny pack OP

>>381070660
Is there any that don't make you look like a faggot? I'm looking on amazon and they all look fucking gay

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>>381064602
Real gamers always have backpacks with them to carry their Vidya in.
Sonybros simply wouldn't understand.

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>>381070792
that's the fucking point you sperglord

>>381069698
>saved all the dragons
What?

>>381064602

It's a portable console, not a pocket console. The Gameboy Pocket was the only device that dictated where it should be. Everything else gave you options.

You can literally carry it in a handbag, anon. The Switch is a tiny little thing. It's a bit smaller than a Samsung Galaxy Tablet.
If people would actually look at the bloody thing in person it's not actually that big.

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>>381071584
>Nintendobot using rhetoric to defend his """console"""

>>381070830
The longer i look at that photo, the worse it gets

>>381064602
Ps4 is also portable, how tiny are you?

>>381064602
Wear some cargo pants. Tablet in one pocket, joycons in the other.

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>>381070792
You could try to work a military styled butt pack. The only problem is that all waist packs make you look like a faggot.

>>381064602
Since when does "portable" mean it's able to fit in your pocket? Take it with you in one of your bags, because you look like a dumbass with even a 3DS XL crammed in your pocket

It's the biggest handheld since the gamegear, it's not easily portable.

There's a reason I just bring my surface out instead. I can do more shit on that and the impact in my bag space is honestly better once I factor in the damn case for the switch.

>>381066204
>Its the size of a 3DS XL closed.
>I mean, if you take the controllers off, and ignore that you have to carry those, too.

So it's not the size of a 3ds xl closed.

>>381066204
/v/ is being ignorant again, I see.

>>381066047
This was so fucking stupid and wrong.

>>381072646
>Literally put the joy cons in another pocket.
You clearly didn't read the full text.

>>381072828

You clearly didn't read the full text.

>I mean, if you take the controllers off, and ignore that you have to carry those, too.

>can put a samsung s8 plus in your pocket
>somehow a switch that has the same size screen is an issue

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Your argument was futile from the getgo, since it's objectively stupid. Nobody with any self-awareness would put something as big as a handheld in their pocket and go out for the day

you just play it on roof with your friends

>>381072880
Probably has to do with the switch not being just the tablet but also the two awkward controllers that attach to it, sempai.

>>381073082
take so off in slide side along

>>381073082
Put them in whatever bag you have with you. Problem solved.

>>381072228
>Pulls out a Switch out of a military pack
>Laughter ensues

>It's a "the switch is fucking big" thread
>People pretend the joycons don't contribute to the systems size

Every time.

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>>381073136

>>381072860
Sorry. I was meant to emphasize the text in >>381066204

I use a satchel to hold my switch.

>>381064602
Take the joycons out and you can fit it easily even in smaller bags.

>>381073215
>It's a "the switch is fucking big" thread
>people pretend it's supposed to be carried in your pocket

Every time.

>>381073221
next put switch close pocket side in

>>381073136
>>381073143
You understand that that's not making it look any more portable, right?
>>381073292
You say this, but there are people in the thread arguing that it IS viable to do that, so...

>>381064602
It fits in my pocket, joy cons go in my shirt pocket :^)

>>381073389
>You say this, but there are people in the thread arguing that it IS viable to do that, so...
It's possible, but dumb as shit.

>>381073389
skinny why jeans wear do?

Link me a decent tote/pack/whatever that's not XBOXHUEG I just need something to carry this shitty console with me on a trip. I don't need a backpack

GO AMAZON HOUNDS

>>381073607
find it yourself fag

>>381066047
>Legos
>baby toys
This thinking is why hand eye coordination and dexterity are so rare these days.

>>381073607
I didn't look too hard at all but here, something like this
Canvas Sling Bag, Qcute Outdoor https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LNEH9Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_zI4rzb1PW6JZY

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>>381073823
>Legos
>appropriate to play with past the age of 7
I'm sure women will think your so mature when you show them the fire truck you built last night instead of going out with friends like a mentally healthy adult

>>381065740
you look like that frog

>>381064602
I keep it in my underpants, right next to my Vita. Only downside is that, when I fart, I leave brown smudges on the display.

>>381074217
Screen protector, my man.

Or second underwear between your butt and the console

>>381074021
So """"grownups"""" live for women? Pretty pathetic to be honest

>>381074021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iuNon4YvH0

I'm sure there's better examples out there of amazing lego shit but this is the only video I know