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ATARI'S NEW CONSOLE IS GONNA BE GROOVY AS SHIT YOU

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ATARI'S NEW CONSOLE IS GONNA BE GROOVY AS SHIT
YOU JIVE TURKEYS WILL SEE
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It is going to be a steambox with Atari games only.
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>>381005860
I like the fact that someone bothered to make this pic
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>>381006431
What about this one, anon?
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>>381006431
It's a real evolution, the meme has finally gone past false flagging to actually be fun.
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>>381006079
It's confirmed to not be.

>>381005860
I'm playing through Earthworld as we speak. Gonna get that fucking sword.
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>>381006495
more
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>>381006495
Awesome, now just animate the arm to the Stayin' Alive dance from Saturday Night Fever, and it's perfect.
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>>381006495

A masterpiece
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>>381006552
Make console love, not console wars.
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What do you think atari has up their sleeve to make this compete with literally any other console because as it stands now i dont see their console can succeed?
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>>381006495
>ywn be creative
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>>381006495
Top notch.
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>>381006848
t. False-flagging Sonintenboxcuck
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>>381006848

2 words. Pit. Fall.
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>>381006489
>Xbox hanging itself while Sony and PC are fine


Everything is as it should be.
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>8th genfags on suicide watch
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>>381006848
>it just plays games
>also has free online
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>>381005860
I like this meme.
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>>381006495
I lol'd for like 10 seconds straight. Well played.
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So why is Atari a Bee Gees member?
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>>381007025
Forgot the chest hair.
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>>381006848
Pac-Man, Asteroids, Frogger, Pong, Breakout.
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>>381006495
Wonderful.
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>>381006848
The only way it can is if they showhow acquired technology to make this at least twice as powerful as the Xbox One X for about 50%-66% of the price.
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>>381006495
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>>381006614

Sword Quest will never continue. Don't bamboozle yourself.
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>>381007281
thanks. fuck redundant gifs.
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>PARTNER: AMAZON

DROPPED
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How the fuck does Atari even have enough money to make a console that's not an Android box or Steam box?

Unless it's something like that failed Coleco Chameleon thing, which sounds like a bad idea either way. I mean, it's cool that they're trying, but I can't see it being successful.
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>>381007398
Shut up. A man's dream never dies.
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>>381007398
>only one of the treasures still exists
And I doubt they have money for a good console plus those high quality prizes
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>>381006495
Why is Sony smiling?
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>people on /v/ are too young to remember the 80s.

These games are absolute dog shit. There is not a single Atari game anyone would want to play unless they're a brain dead monkey.
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>>381007617
I bet it'll just be a less shit version of those AT Games plug and play 800 GAMES IN ONE things they sell at Wal-Mart where the controllers barely even work.
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>>381007557
Is this still a rumor or was it confirmed?
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>>381007959
He's in denial.
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>all these salt licks with their negative energy
NOT groovy my man, atari will comeback
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>>381007959
He knows he'll still win at the end of the day.
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Alright /v/, shoot me some more ideas for edits.
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>>381008090
They already have the Atari Flashbacks, why would another need this kind of announcement?
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>>381005860
I hate this meme.
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>>381008068

Fuck you, River Raid, Kaboom and Space Invaders are still fun.
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>>381008226
Atari doesn't own those though, those are made by AT Games.
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>>381008068
Many modern games are the same.
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>>381006848
Pour hundreds of millions into great 1st parties that sell the console during holidays. once established you can get third party support. But in order to do that you have to be equipped and willing to spend millions upon millions creating first party titles to sell it in the first place. Xbone has been stagnant because Microsoft forgot to do this. Switch has been a success because Nintendo remembered.
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>new marketing stance is to target actual gamers exclusively
>bring back wacky commercials
>every game gets a classic Atari hand painted cover like pic related, even third party games
>huge couch co-op and arcade action push from the first party titles
>whole Atari library comes preinstalled
>quick, clean, minimal UI
>free online
>awesome controller that finally dethrones the 360
>no hardware gimmicks like motion or touchpads
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>>381008223
Something with a Volkswagon bus or AMC Pacer.
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>>381008068
Chris Sawyer still lets Atari license Rollercoaster Tycoon, but that's not much of a console game.
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>>381007617
It's being called the "Atari box" on their fucking website, dollars to donuts it's a PC with an atari brand.

this is just going to be a more elaborate ouya with bigger consequences for failure
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>>381008163
Its over, daddios.

Nintendo won.
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>>381006495
I usually hate these but that's really fucking cool
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>>381008223

Use >>381006495 gif, but animate the arm as the Stayin' Alive dance from Saturday Night Fever, maybe have him mirroring back and forth
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>>381008223
>STACKS of ET cartridges
>Halo 22000
>blowing a cartridge with a dick drawn on it
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I think Atari is doing this to purposefully bankrupt themselves and end it since they know they should have died decades ago. It's going to be really funny watching this thing utterly faceplant.
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>>381005860
>>381006495
Not a fan of wojak console war shitposting but these were pretty nice.
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why did the world stop being groovy /v/?
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>>381008491
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Atari wojaks are the only good wojaks
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>>381008792
I can't stand them either, but this one is at least funny because the AB is gonna be worthless, and nobody but us super old people will even know what it's about. Makes for funny fake fights, and jive turkey callin'.
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Would a exclusive set in the Blade Runner universe be enough for you to buy it?
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>>381008363
Don't forget
>Swordquest 4
>Blood 3
>Real cartridges not DS shit
>no need to install games
>no restriction on sharing
>bringing back awesome instruction manuals
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>>381009086
Pretty sure a Blade Runner game is already in development for PS4 and Xbone.
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Yo turkeys, anybody got the wojak doing this face?
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>>381009086
>Cyberpunk 2077 will be an Atari exclusive
Oh god
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>tfw 4chan didn't exist in the 70s
>you will never go back in time and shitpost with the South Vietnamese
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>>381009089
They should also bring back AO support so we can get erotic visual novels
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>>381006495
>arms not moving
FAIL
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>>381009086
No. It's generic as fuck(mostly because it kinda invented the style and setting) so I don't really see why I should care all that much.
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>>381007170
They don't own pacman or frogger
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It's gonna be a casual game console, you'll be able to buy retro games and maybe a handful of new arcady games. This is not going to compete with the big consoles.
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>>381005860
Why is Atari guy depicted with Afro and Stache?
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>>381009791
Holy fuck just get out
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>>381010059
70's you stupid fuck
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>>381010010
T. Shill
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>>381010120
Can't make me bub.

Don't get me wrong it's a sweet as fuck setting only thing worth watching the movie for, but it's not like it's unique or anything especially interesting anymore. I'd love a damn good cyberpunk game, though it being set in the Blade Runnerverse wouldn't really factor into it all that much too me.
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>>381010010
supposedly it's not "miniatari" nor a big console. so yea probably ouya type of box with some casual games.
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>yfw major Centipede reboot
Who /hype/ here?
Also that trailer's views are increasing
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>>381010616
I want Yars Revenge, Atlantis and Adventure
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>>381010419
You could at least name one Cyberpunk universe better than what Blade Runner did.
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>>381010616
>>381010789
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>>381010930
It's not that any of them are necessarily better, it's more that Blade Runner isn't all that noteworthy.
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>>381006495
This image made me realize each console brand entered the war in a different decade.
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>>381011082
Horizon: Zero Dawn btfo
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>>381006848
Silent hills
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>>381006495
Played this in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuhQ7m-HZP0
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>>381011442
I used https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E
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>>381011442
>>381011685

You're both missing out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F47AfASOnA8
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Yea, no, the fact that they didn't even pay to reveal it at E3 just goes to show that it's probably either an NES classic or a steambox.
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Is it time to breakout the RF Switch?
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>>381011875
This is good too
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>mfw they release Airworld and the tournament for the golden sword
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>>381012287
Thanks! The lyrics fit perfectly, too
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It's going to be a retarded /V/egan shit show. It will literally be Atari's version of the NES Classic.

Atari hasn't done anything meaningful since the 80s, how do they expect to even compete now?
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>>381012864
m-maybe they have half a dozen new IPs as exclusives on it, haha
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CYBERPUNK 2077 ATARIBOX EXCLUSIVE!
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>>381012864
They said they're using modern hardware, and they already have a ton of NES Classic equivalents with their Flashback series
>how do they expect to even compete now?
I don't know but I'll be damned if I'm not gonna watch
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>>381012864
They already released their version of the NES classic. Twice in fact.
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>>381006495
Why is Sony fan so wrinkly?
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>>381013169
Can't possibly stop them from releasing it a third time
Especially with the stellar business decisions Atari is known for
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The atari box is going to be the most hilarious crash and burn of all time.
It's going to be more hilarious than the Ouya crashing and burning.

Though I almost want to buy $100 of Atari stock since it's so cheap, just to see if they can fool people into believing its doing well for a month so I can sell off the stock for massive profit.
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>>381013339
He's forcing a smile
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>post yfw the partner is confirmed to be amazon
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>he's not an ataribro
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>>381008345
t. How to go bankrupt in a year
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>>381006848
Blood
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Need a surfer dude Sega wojak
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>>381013169
Well you shouldn't be surprised if they do it three times in a row.

This Dude-Bro pass the bong Atari we are talking about, not a bunch of Japanese Electronics nerds.
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>>381007160
You can trace all day, but the original is still the best
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EHHHHHHHHHHHAYAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHY I CAN'T WAIT TA PLAY KABOOM 2 ON THE ATARIBOX!!!
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>>381013761
>free games with amazon prime
might be cool
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Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
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>>381014072
You're just mad you'll never make pro on the competitive Joust circuit
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>>381008345
Great idea but Atari doen't even have a quartet of a hundred million to spend. Only Apple or Amazon as partners would be able to do this.
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UP YA NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE
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>>381013878
>tripfag
>doesn't provide a single bit of original content or art like the old tripfags like 3 Angled Blue, Ambassador of Gensokyo, Walter Joseph Kovacs, etc.
Filtered!
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finally time for that HD remake
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>>381014228
It doesn't have to be Amazon or Apple, it could be a hardware manufacturer like Phillips or Toshiba, or even fucking Samsung.
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I'm ready for the HD remake.
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>>381014017
He needs a console announcement
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>>381013878
>tripfag misuses t.
Filtered.
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What first party ips does Atari even have to work with that could produce full length games that justify the purchase?
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>yfw the Ataribox ushers in the second video game crash
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>>381014348
My Atari's ET is the most valuable game of my collection. I would love an ET 2, It would be a great addition to my collection.
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>>381014675
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Is wood grain even attractive anymore?
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>4K Centipede
>4K Space Invaders
>4K Sword Quest series
Atari won
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Always did want a remake to this.
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>>381014684
>Atari brings the second crash
Or
>Atari, against all odds, manages to have a great console, and becomes the 4th competitor
It's a win-win
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>>381014071
I want them silver jacket
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>>381014684
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MFW all the delusional, nostalgic dreams in this thread are absolutely nothing close to the console Atari releases, and its actually just a generic, boring console with tons of multi-platform shooters and Atari tries desperately to capture the modern audience in an incredibly forced manner, totally ignoring all these disillusioned dreams of some "hardcore gamer console"
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>E3 2018
>Atari anounces they will be attending for the first time
>they anounce they will only show 1 game
>people are bewildered, how can they show up at E3 with only 1 games
>E3 arives
>Atari opening show presented by the Earth Wind and Fire
>Atar president descents from a giant discobal
>anounce the new Atari
>system will launch with steam compatibility and 1 console exclusive
>lights go out
>A sword rises from the ground
>a crown apears next to it, with the philosophers stone
>a sword rises from the ground
>Atari presents
>SWORDQUEST AIRWORLD
>the contest continues once more
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>>381015309
What contest? I dont know shit about atari games.
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>>381015309
that sort of novelty is the ONLY thing I could see salvaging this
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>>381014841
>mfw PCfats will NEVER EVER get Sword Quest
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>>381012402
>E3 2018
>Atari has scheduled their own press conference to announce the Atari Box
>the conference starts with a black room
>suddenly, golden lights shine on the stage
>the head of Atari comes running out with the golden sword
>que Airworld trailer
>constest at the end announced for $1,000,000 and the sword
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Alone in the dark maybe?
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>>381015447
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swordquest
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>yfw wood paneling makes a comeback
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>>381006495
Nintendo doesn't seem as mad as the rest
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>>381005860

>Atari joins the console race

>Causes the industry crash we all need

LIKE

POTTERY
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>>381015505
Still waiting on my Sword made of solid gold.
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>>381015907
He's going to join the master race
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>>381015229
At least we had fun along the way
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>wanting an atari console just because it's atari

okay but, what games have they announced for it? partnerships? what's the gimmick/niche?
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>>381015309
>the entire conference open's up
>huge gust of air comes through
>its strong as fuck
>holy shit it's so fucking strong
>people literally start flying out of their seats
>Atari man speaks up "oh and by the way...
>"survivers get 50% off..."
>mfw
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>A E S T H E T I C consoles will make a comeback
right on time
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>>381015229
At least it's woodgrain
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>>381006495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szE5UA96fJg
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>>381016134
This tbqhf
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>all this groovyposting
I like it. I hope it stays a thing.
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>>381014071
Holy shit they're all white supremacists.
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>>381013169
There are 7 Atari Flashbacks, if that's what you mean
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>>381016423
Can't be. YouTube wasn't invented back then.
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Do you kids even own an Atari?
Not sure where my 2600 is
I wish they could make a great comeback and destroy nu-nintendo but that is just a dream
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>>381006495
What the fuck does the M stand for? Mumbo?
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>>381006495
Fantastic.
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>>381008223
Basicly but with Atari Wojack, replace the patches with games like pacman and swordquest
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>>381015086
>>381015169
literally that kid
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>watch atari documentary
>Reveals they just spent most of the day doing cocaine and other shit
Huh
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>>381016423
>white supremacists

Don't you have a useless protest to go do somewhere
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>>381005860

KOTAKU—
"ATARI BUYS FROM SOFTWARE AND PLATINUM GAMES"
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>>381005860
This trend is definitive proof that /v/ is 100% nothing but shit posting.
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>>381016606
>F
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>>381014348
>ET as a launch title
>"lol so ironic bad game xd"
>it's a fully fleshed out open world game with 4k graphics, amazing soundtrack and god tier gameplay
I'm ready for the Atari redemption tour.
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>>381016915
>from software
Now there's a company I wouldn't be sad to see go.
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POST YFW ATARI SAVES VIDEO GAMES, BECKONS THE SECOND GOLDEN AGE OF GAMING, AND GROOVYPOSTING TAKES OVER /V/ FOREVER
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Atari is going release a super cheap version of xbox ones x to kamikaze the whole market and take video gaming down with them
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>>381017046
but fromsoft has a lot of good games, souls games, king's field, armored core, shadow tower, metal wolf chaos, chromehounds

if you want fromsoft dead simply because you don't like souls games because they are popular among casuals who thin they are super hard games, that is a poor choice
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>>381017004
F?
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>>381016606
my dad had one and it was fucking garbage

no wonder the entire industry crashed
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>>381017274
It's a company run by baby boomers. What else could they possibly do?
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>>381016721
>not being that kid
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>>381016606
I didn't own it, but my cousins did. Didn't get to play it much though.

I am really interested in how Atari will do. Not sure if I care if they destroy anything, but an extra competitor is always interesting.
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>>381017358
By that logic I should be happy Konami is still alive because they used to put out Silent Hill.
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I think I'm going to start using the word "groovy" more.
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>>381006495
Wojaks are cancer but that's some top tier stuff.
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>>381017613
I've been using it on a regular basis for at least two years.
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>>381017479
That is just me being disillusioned with the patch Nintendo took after the Game Cube
Of course they will not destroy anything
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>>381017560
silent hill isn't good though, you should have said something like castlevania
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>>381014071
>Atari actually came from a timeline where they never crashed
>everything else is mostly the same, but vidya is just constant shovelware with no quality control
>Atari has created a monopoly of vidya
>technology hasn't progressed to the level we know of today due to Atari dominance, so memes never have the effect on society that they have today
>Hillary becomes president in this timeline and leads the world to Armageddon
>the president of Atari sends his mind back in time to fix the wrongs
>he causes the crash we know of today to save vidya and the world
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>>381013452
That's not a forced smile, it's a degenerate smile
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>>381017698
Alright, let's try again.
By that logic I should be happy that [company that used to make game you like but sucks now] is still alive because they used to put out [game you liked].

You understand now why your logic is shit?
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>>381008223
An Atari wojak doing ET's point.
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>>381017930
No, because that makes perfect sense, do you disregard everything enjoyable a developer has put out because of a few bad apples? That's a shitty way to look at things.
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>>381016231
>It's a disco thread

And here I thought my Sunday was doomed to be shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
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>>381017698
>silent hill isn't good though
Soulsfags proving their excellent taste as usual.
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>>381014781
I unironically like that
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>yfw cinemassacre becomes a mainstream gaming channel
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>>381018007
This has nothing to do with bad apples. Did you already forget what you posted?

From doesn't make any of those anymore. So why should I give a shit if they stop existing?
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>>381017689
What I ment was that I am not particularly angry towards any console or fanbase.
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>>381006495
literally all it needs is Sony being black and PC being fat and it's perfect.
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>>381008068
Xenophobe was great, shut your whore mouth.
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>>381018190
>From doesn't make any of those anymore
oh, so you're just trolling, guess we're done here then
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>tfw they still didn't reply to my dev email
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Reminder that this is modern Atari
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infogrames
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>>381018474
Any other than souls, I mean.
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>>381018483
Same here
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>>381016423
Wtf I love Atari now
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>>381012864
They already released several retroboxes before the NES classic was even a thing you retardumb.
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>>381018483
>>381018646
>be atari mailman
>receive email from [email protected]
>laugh as I bin it
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Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQwNN-0AgWc
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Atari has been sitting on a lot of good IPs for ages.
Don't they have Shogo? I'd love to see a sequel for that.
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>>381006495
Oh look, something 4chan stole from Reddit. How the times have changed.
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>>381019139
didn't they sell all the good ones when they went bankrupt?
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>be atari
>partially cause the 80's video game crash in the US
>last home console was the fucking Jaguar

Will it outsell the Ouya?
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>>381006495
KINO
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>>381017358
>but fromsoft has a lot of good games
A lot of companies used to make good games.
All From makes now is souls. Which is not good.
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>>381019183
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/vSnX_nk-0IqBR3igAkN4GQ/
It was made here
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>>381010616
>Centipede reboot
They already tried that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LKmz9CsnOU

They made a Frogger reboot, too.
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>>381019183
>something 4chan stole from Reddit
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>>381014841
>4K
All it does is tax the performance and drive up the price..
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>>381019326
>HURR DURR ALL ORIGINAL CONTENT IS AUTISM WE SHOULD JUST COPY EVERYTHING FOREVER

or maybe you don't know that /tv/ started using "kino" once they found out it means autism in some eastern european language?
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>>381019385
Yeah they've done it twice too.
B-But I want another one
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>>381019385
Frogger and Qbert. Both were fucking great.
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>>381005860
sorry for my ignorance but what does that haircut refer to?
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>>381019183
>redditor sees stolen 4chan content on his favorite subreddit
>thinks reddit created it and then tries to call out 4chan for "stealing" it
This is some next-level redditry.
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>>381019183
You just admitted you go to reddit.
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>atari brings back that diverse range of games
>bomber simulators
>cold war games
>space and aliens
>maze
>action RPG
>the list goes on
ATARI could REALLY make a comeback, think of all the *gaymers* that will buy it just for space invaders, ATARI is a beast waiting to be awoken from its slumber
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>>381019784
It's groovy, baby.
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>>381005860
That's actually one sexy beast.
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This is nu-Atari we're talking about, just take a look at their stellar post-bankruptcy game lineup.
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>>381008223
The afro should still have indents from the removed hairband
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>>381018575
Can't wait for Budokai 4 desu lads
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>>381019183
Kill yourself, redditor
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>>381020261
and make the indent say cuck
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>>381019520
>once they found out it means autism in some eastern european language?
uhhhh no
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>>381009249
I got you daddy-o
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>>381019183
>le reddut xd

I literally saw this gif get made yesterday by an anon who asked another to send him the photoshop file so he could animate it.

You have to go back.
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>>381020210
There is no such thing as nu-Atari maybe you are confused with nu-Nintendo
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>>381020536
I need the original one mang, none of the red eye.
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>>381019385
Don't forget Space Invaders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9hPfTejYco
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>>381019183
That was made here
Check the archives
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>>381020054
Worst of all, while these are allowed to be linked to and have their names mentioned, any single mention of other imageboards, even more obscure ones, is filtered, previously automatic warnings and bans were issued. This is so wrong.
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>>381013761
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>Ataritards will NEVER get Bloodbourne
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>>381022194
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>People want new Sega console for 15 years
>NOOOO IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AND BANKRUPT THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Atari does this out of nowhere and everyone is behind it
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>>381022828
>everyone is behind it
The internet thinks its cool. Doesn't mean it will sell well. People were hyped for the Ouya too.
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>>381022954
At least they're maybe trying
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>>381022828
The idea itself is fun since it's completely absurd yet real. That's all.
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>>381006495
GROOVY
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>>381006495
Should be blonde to differentiate more from the others. And I'm hoping their main color isn't red since Nintendo wojak uses that.
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>all this groovyposting
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>>381022194
>Sonybros got one game while we've got:
>Super Breakout
>Centipede
>Lunar Lander
>Swordquest
>fucking PONG
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>it completely fails
>everyone pretends they saw it coming
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>>381023718
Business as usual
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>PC and other console ports NEVER EVER
how dis make you feel crakajack?
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>>381008068
I only remember playing pitfall. I want a series reboot done by platinum
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>>381013761
>Can buy it digitally or physically off there game store. As well as pre-order.
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>>381023945
Best Pitfall incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtyfZreQ0bY
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>>381015169
is that josh barnett?
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>>381020886
I got you senpai
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>>381007136
It wasn't funny
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>>381011442
>We'll never get another anime as creative as Space Dandy
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>>381008223
Pic related having a boner for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Erotic_Atari_2600_games
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>the few xbots alive were screaming that the King is back
>mfw they weren't wrong.
This shit is going to be a revolutionary way to make console and gaming, screencap this.
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>>381019183
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
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>>381024568
What.
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>>381013339
His skin is fucked up from bleaching.
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>>381008068
Back at you, buddy. Pitfall and Adventure are awesome.
>>
I wonder what James has to say about it.
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>>381008068
Tempest my nigga
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>>381023358
I assume their color is light brown to coincide with their hair color.
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>>381008363
>finally dethrones
Shut up you retard. I play most controller games with a 360 pad but that's just because it's the least trouble to use on windows 7. The PS2 pad is the absolute best controller ever made. The problem with the 360 is the reversed left stick, I can't claw unless my index is on the stick and that's awkward as fuck to control. The only problem the ps2 has is that the sticks are so close together that if you move right and turn left your thumbs will touch.
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>>381020891
Space Invaders actually gets new games and [number] Anniversary refreshes fairly often though. It's pretty impressive in a way.
>>
What even is their new console
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>>381006495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_UGC0HMDRY
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>>381025718
no details, they just said "we're back in the hardware business" and showed of a really small video.
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>>381014071
>more games, more fun

Its so simple Xfags, why can't you figure it out?
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>>381005860
>>381006495
This is hilarious.
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>>381005860
>>381008163
>>381008223
Now I want this console to not be a complete failure just for the late '70s-early 80's memes and LARPing. Or better, imagine Atari seizing on this whole vibe and making a bunch of games themed accordingly, maybe even reviving some old properties. Now that would be groovy.
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>>381006848
Emulate a bunch of grandpa-core retro games and sell it with the console.
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>>381006495
This is the logical conclusion of this meme
Its never gonna get better than this
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>>381016423
I get it
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I hope it'll be homebrew-friendly.
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>>381006495
>tfw your memes get the (You)s
Cooking up some fresh ones, senpai. Atari is the hottest shit this decade.
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>>381026430
goto makes me want to die
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>>381015086
>>381015169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AQC2Gb76-0&t=35s
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>atari memes already
>artaridrones and atardis

i fucking hate and love you guys
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>>381015505
>not PCcats

You had a job and you're fired from it now.
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>>381006848

Porn games and Hentai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbbjHYtYyNc
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Why did they release their exclusive on the competition???
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOx81aG-EN4
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>>381026021
>not a new Vigilante 8
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>>381024347
Kek. I'll work up one of my own as well.
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>>381026682
The more important question is why did they need to split up that shit into two volumes?
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>>381006848
>free online
>gets dlcs and or games with amazon prime
>all amazon games in exclusive
>gauntlet reboot
and event then it would probably flop anyway
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>>381026774
That would be too optimistic. I mean, let's be real.
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>Atari will make games groovy again
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>>381008107
Rumor. Nothing other than its real is confirmed
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>>381026625

I prefer Ataritards
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How about we all meme about being in the 80s and we falseflag console wars between Atari, Sega etc.

>segakeks on suicide watch
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>>381026593
Beautiful
Jammin music too
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>>381008726
>they should have died decades ago

They did die decades ago. The "Atari" as we know it now is an entity that just happened to inherit the title. The original died in the crash and the name's been passed around like a venereal disease.
>>
>dr seuss political comic
what
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>>381027515
1942.
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>you will never live through the 80s
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>>381019183
OC is made here and thrown on reddit, because they love eating our scraps. now fuck right back off to reddit
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>>381027515
he did political cartoons during the war.
fucking children, i swear.
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>>381026553
goto hell
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>>381027515
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>>381005860
>>381006495
Can someone drop me the redpill on this meme? I'm out of the loop. Thanks.
>>
groovy thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv5dzqM3b2M
>>
>>381005860 >jive turkeys

What's wrong with you?!
Stop it!, get some help.
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>>381006495
Why does Sony Wojack smiling?
>>
>>381027052
>nintendaddios thinking they clevah with their bing bing wahoos

Jive ass turkeys be crazy
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>>381019183
Get rekt, queer. Some other anon made the original, and I animated it.

>>381024347
NEW OC
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>>381028271
That isn't a smile. It's a grimace of encroaching madness.
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>>381027894
I don't get it.
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>>381017263
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>>381006495
who did this
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>>381028408
GROOVY
R
O
O
V
Y
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>>381019385
It wasn't just ANYONE who made the last Frogger reboot

https://youtu.be/VvpLA0focjs
>>
You know how people keep begging for a video game crash? The reason the first one was good was because Atari's games defined shovelware, they were all fucking terrible. The first crash opened up the path for Nintendo to save video games.
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>>381028408
Bless you
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>>381019183
That's not how it works
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>>381028559
Some other anon stepped up the frame delay, but I animated the original from the creator's PSD.
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>>381028493
us and nazi's are two sides of the same coin.
>>
>>381019183
>>
I want a Berzerk reboot with Black Sabbath soundtrack.
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>>381028708
That's it? I did think it might be that but I figured it was more. Oh well.
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>>381028493
"America first" was a slogan of Nazi sympathizers during WW2 who wanted to keep America out of the war.
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>>381008068
Unfortunately I was born in '89 and my first console was a NES.
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>>381028621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBEqBTp9DaY
This is fucking amazing
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>>381019183
>>
>>381028946

Goddamn this is on point. Even today
>>
>>381026774
>>381026920
>New vigilante 8
I'm too scared to think what they'll do to it.
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>>381014401
>Samsung
I don't want my atari to catch fire.
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>>381006495
>nintenbro has mario hat rather than nintendo hat
never noticed this
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>>381029096
Except reversed.
>>
>inb4 Crowbcat video: Atari's painful launch
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>>381007160
Kek'd at kiddy nintendo
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>>381028057
>fucked up greentext
>didn't use the Michael gif
You must be new
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>>381019183
>Implying it matters where something came from as long as it's good.
Also, that's incorrect.
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>>381019183
put me in the screencap
>>
Threadkino
>>
>>381019183
/v/ hates this shit but it does steal most of its content from reddit and twitter now. 4chan doesn't do OC.
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>atari console
>bubsy game
>monster hunter not portable
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>>381029492
Fuck off. /tv/ is OC town.
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>>381029090
Replace sitcoms with Ellen
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>>381029492
Twitter sure, but Reddit really? I'm not familiar with it but I never thought they had active content creators for random shit like an imageboard does.
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GINGER FRO EDIT
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>>381029615
Posting BLACKED is not "original content".
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>>381029492
If reddit's so great, why don't you fuck off to reddit?
>>
>>381029602
>mfw the ataribox gets the new MH thus proving that Sony specifically paid for Nintendo to not get it
>>
>>381029708
Reddit memes tend to be text based (eg: streelamp le mouse, swamps of dagobah, jolly rancher story) because people's primary interaction with the site is commenting, not posting links. At least in most subs. So people don't post them here because people won't get the references.
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>>381029825
Probably got banned for having an opinion again. (You)'s are 4Chan's crack cocaine to Reddit's Upboats.
>>
>>381029825
Because he is baiting and it's working
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>>381028946
>Nazi sympathizers
it was a slogan for america first, don't get involved in the war, history has twisted it into meaning nazi sympathizers it has worked very weill.
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Every Atari game will be remade so that the graphics match the original boxart.
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>>381030170
They didn't want to get involved in the war because they didn't care about the atrocities the Nazis were committing.
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>>381030170
Who else would look at innocent Jewish people being murdered, France completely overrun by the German army and Japanese taking over islands very close to our protected areas and say "I'm okay with this"?
Oh but it's okay because it's not your life in danger YET, right?
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>>381030435
No one did.
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>>381030428
That would be fantastic, but current Atari has no competent developers.
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>>381030428
It will be glorious.
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>>381028630
It's actually kinda insane that Nintendo was successful.

The North American video game crash (known as the Atari Shock in Japan) began in 1983, the very same year that this playing-card company by Nintendo had the boneheaded idea to release a VIDEO GAMES CONSOLE, right at the time where the market was filled with garbage shovelware and consoles that nobody wanted. Like, who even makes such a decision.

Only by chance, their soft launch in America in '85 got a lot of hype and attention, but imagine having the balls to do that and not just decide to play it safe and stay in Japan, when everyone in America seemingly hates video games all of a sudden?

Imagine 2 years of arcade ports, just like the Atari already had, just with a little bit nicer graphics, until they finally had original, innovative and mindblowing software like Super Mario Bros to make them a runaway success.

Nobody would want to wait that long for games like that today, before declaring a system dead.
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>>381030503
neocon world police please leave
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>>381030529
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>>381030618
Yes. Yes it will.
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>>381031130
Literally "it's okay unless Americans die"
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>>381031130
>he thinks we'd be better off if we hadn't gotten involved
Newsflash: FDR's policies did jack shit. WWII is the only thing that saved us from the Great Depression.
>>
>>381015309
>Earth Wind and Fire
BAA DEE DA
SAY
DO YOU REMEMBER
THE TWENTY-FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER 2018?


ATARIBOX
>>
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You still have your jacket, right?
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>>381017698
>silent hill isn't good though
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>Atari and Hasbro have a long history together
>Hasbro has enough money to finance a new console
>yfw Atari's big partner is Hasbro
>yfw every Ataribox thread gets derailed by Barneyfag
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>>381030503
>Jewish people being murdered, France completely overrun by the German army and Japanese taking over islands very close to our protected areas and say "I'm okay with this"?
Right here. I'm also Jewish, so maybe I'm selfhating.
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>>381014071
save white people buy atari
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>>381031706
Fighting is Magic by ArcSys, exclusively for the Atari BlackWidow©
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>>381014781
Wood grain has always been attractive anon
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>>381032201
>No Cart based first model Xbone
That console is the closest to the old school designs, I fucking love it.
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>>381007160
>>381007084
>>381006495

Why is Sony white now?
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>>381025372
Babyhands confirmed
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>>381032201
>XBONE 5200
>Is still smaller than a legit 5200
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>>381032485
They are (((white))).
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>>381032734
I wonder who is behind this post.
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>>381005860
I guess nintendo killing them once wasn't enough.
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>>381031792
Why was any of this Americas problem? Bad shit happens all the time. If we were obligated to solve everybody's problems we'd never stop invading shitholes. Oh wait, we are.

Pissed at American imperialism? Blame Dr Seuss for browbeating Americans into being invading busybodies.
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>>381032810
Don't you have faked Horizon screenshots to jack off over?
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>>381032201
>That AMERICAN Pac-Man
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>>381033149
Who's this semen demon?
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>>381033282
That's me
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>>381033406
Well, you're a hottie. Well meme'd, succubus.
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>>381005860
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OLD PEOPLE TALKED LIKE THIS WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG
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>>381033515
I wish old people still talked like that.
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>>381006495
THATS RIGHT
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>bubsy gets rebooted
>new shaq fu
>metroid prime 4
>now a new atari console is coming out

what the fuck is going on in this timeline
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>>381014228
What a weird way to say $400 million.
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>>381033515
>Jive Ass Turkey detected
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>>381031265
Literally "lets sacrifice our people for something that doesn't serve their interests"
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>>381033835
The hippest timeline, baby.
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>>381033835
>A monkey opened a door to a turkey jive afro nigreess
>No one batted an eye
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad timeline.
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>>381031265
Why the USA should sacrifice millions of their youth in behalf of foreigners?
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>>381017263
They were the ones that destroyed it the first time. The best we can hope for is that the industry is cyclical and they can somehow induce a second crash and we get another reset.
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>>381006495
PS bro is bittersweet about it?
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>>381034261
Trade
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44

Atari's bringing back DA FUNK
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>>381034292
Holy shit, please let this happen. This garbage industry sorely needs a full on reset and shoo away fucking normalfags.
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>>381034321
Yeah go fuck yourself
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>>381034321
The USA had trade with Germany
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>>381034293
He is finally free
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>>381034321
Not a reason to sacrifice millions of their youth
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Let's say Amazon does make the console with Atari, what could you see happening?

>console is named Atari Amazon
>Similar internal build to an Xbone X
>Amazon and Atari go around collecting IPs from Midway and other companies who had hits on their past consoles and in arcades long ago
>games harken back to the good ol' days of couch co-op and arcadey gameplay

Pic related is what could be, imagine the fucking possibilities. Remind me why partnering with Amazon would be a bad thing exactly?
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>>381005860
I for one welcome this new age of atariposting
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>>381034261
We didn't lose millions, we lost ~500,000. And we had no choice. The Nazis declared war on us first. Waiting so long only made the death toll bigger. If we nipped the problem in the bud, less people would have died.
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>>381033515
>Someone who was 18 years old in 1975 is now 60

I want off this wild, crazy ride.
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>>381034934
>Remind me why partnering with Amazon would be a bad thing exactly?
Because of "muh jews"
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>>381034934
Also don't forget the exclusive deals and shit you would get if you had amazon prime.
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>>381034934
>new Hydro Thunder and Primal Rage
Best possible timeline.
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>>381035059
Amazon is pure evil
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>>381009270
That would make it a day one buy. Im so hyped for that game. Its probably going to be the last time I play a video game if it sucks.
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>>381034934
The biggest problem I can see with it is the quality of the developers they get. They would be extremely vulnerable just starting out as a new console manufacturer and if they make the mistake of putting shovelware into their opening lineup it could ruin the whole thing.
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>>381005860
Every Atari console has been absolutely terrible. Why they're even making a new one after so long is beyond me.
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>>381034934
Amazon would probably eat up a ton of market share if they designed the base platform to be relatively future proof so that they don't need to do any bullshit like the PS4 pro. If Amazon's paid online was included with Amazon Prime, so many people would switch because it's cheaper than having Prime + PS+/XBL.
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>>381024347
thanks brah

>>381024568
this would work well with the guy with his fingertips on his cheeks
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>>381034934
If amazon can get a foothold in the game industry, g fucking g. I can see google following suit once they smell the normie bucks, and if you think things are casual and cinematic bullshit now, wait until a giant company like that gets involved so every new release is a sterilized market research focused QTE fest.
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>>381032485
Because only white boi weeaboos play on Sony
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>>381034293
this.
>>381034608
His soul is at peace as the darkness consumes him.
>>381034934
When a prime account becomes the most powerful subscription in gaming. I would literally shit.
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>>381035154
>hydro thunder
MY
FUCKING
NIGGER
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>>381035440
>implying Google cares about some dying market when they already own the mobile market
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I hope Atari puts disco music and gifts afro wigs to the public at E3 2018 desu
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>>381036026
>crowd full of strap on Afros
>Smoke machines on blast
>The lights come up, lasers pulsing off a 10' diameter disco ball
>[Ataribox reveal]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJDPz4guxOQ
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>>381019183
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>>381029249
yfw when crowbat is secretly an atari fan that is actively trying to undermine other game companies so Atari can come back into the market
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>>381036431
I wish some Atari exec was lurking here writing all these ideas down
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Every Atari console has been shit. Half of you have never been around to play an Atari console and the other half of you are just going along with the hot new meme.
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AIRWORLD WHEN?

WE MUST FIND THE SWORD
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>>381015947
Only the chalice still exists
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>>381034934

Because online would be locked behind Amazon Prime.
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>>381019385
I had the PC version of that
It was eh
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>>381015907
Nintendo got shit years ago, the disappointment has faded.
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POST MORE GROOVY WOJAKS
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>>381036718
>implying there isn't
>implying they aren't the ones throwing out those ideas to see how we react
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>>381027936
Atari is coming out with a brand new console. Their last console was like 30 years ago, hence the retro looking wojak.
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>>381036779
>Half of you have never been around to play an Atari console
>Half
>Atari Console

A bare-minimum of 70% of current /v/ was too young for SNES/Genesis era, let alone anything before that
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>>381006848
porn games
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>>381033947
Underrated
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>>381009687
>Custer's Revenge HD Director's Cut
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>>381037347
>the only console where AO games can be published
The Japs will make sure the Ataribox utterly trounces the competition.
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>>381029720
And saved.
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Didn't they say this was just a NES Mini deal?
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>>381006552
It was already fun.

I'd say the cringey part of the meme was the shitty StarWars one
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>>381037772
They said it's absolutely not this, actually.
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>>381027894
>>381028946
>have an affair with another woman while your wife is literally dying of cancer and kills herself as a result
>attempting to have any kind of a moral high horse to sit on
>>
Atari Wojack is the best 4chan meme since baneposting.
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>>381006848
No restrictions, so porn games.
Also a platform for hardcore Arcade games with online leaderboards.
Allow a bunch of peripherals, like KB+M, exchangeable hardwareupgrades
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>>381038128
>4chan meme
It started on Reddit
Anything related to console war faggotry is immediately the worst thing on /v/ anyways
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>>381016423
>people still wonder why Trump won

Didn't Amy Schumers latest shitty special on Netflix flop and she says she's getting trolled by the alt-right?
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>>381006848
>blood 3 console exclusive
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>>381034934
DO THEY STILL HAVE THE RIGHTS TO MAKE GODZILLA GAMES?
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>>381034934
Wait wait wait, Hydro Thunder was Atari?
Okay now I'm fucking hype, sequel please
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>>381036718
That makes two of us. C'MON ATARI!! MEME THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP! You want to blow the doors off the Big 3? BRING THE FUNK!
>>381036925
K
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>>381035154
>>381035639
Never ever, MS has the IP
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>>381038531
I'm pretty sure Namco Bandai has the rights now.

I wish Atari could get the rights back the way they could something like Pitfall or Frogger, series the companies who now own them do nothing with. Godzilla is once again a big property and makes good money in all media formats. It would take some serious cash to get those rights back.
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>>381028946
>>381030503
Why do you impose current knowledge as universal knowledge? The Holocaust was a discovery.
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>>381036925
>>381038809
FUGG.
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>>381038786
It was Midway. They owned a company called Atari Games for a while
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>>381008068
>people born in the 80's browse /v/
youre in the wrong here
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>>381005860
So, when will they release their shit or tell us what it is?

Also all those shitty comments on shitty sites how it's unlikely to be good because MS blew 100million $ just for the development of the X1 controller.


I want it to be good just so people are wrong
>>
I can't wait for this to flop now that I see so many people having the most unreasonable of expectations ITT
It's gonna be Ouya 2.0
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>>381039206
>now that I see so many people having the most unreasonable of expectations ITT
What makes you think these people are serious?
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>>381039110
>MS blew 100million $ for a closed-source underpowered PC
Really cracks my crackers.
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>>381008068
Atari is 70's you literal child.
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>>381039267
It's /v/. Wouldn't surprise me.
This board fell for the Ouya after all among other things and the average /v/ user doesn't remember the Atari standard for consoles
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>>381008632
4u

>>381029720
>>381035587
Looks like you guys beat me to half of it anyway. My sister was visiting today.
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>>381039352
No, that was just for the controller.
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>>381008068
I was born in the 70s I remember the 80s quite vividly. The Atari line of systems had a lot of great games.
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>>381008223
The hands look a bit too clean. Either artifact the shit out of them or clean up the other lines
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>>381039593
Try as I might, I couldn't replicate your fro-smushed-under-the-sweatband look. Cheers lad!
>Unlike nintendo with it's stupid AF ZIF slot, you never had to blow in Atari carts.
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>>381039593
>>
>>381007959
it's bittersweet
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>>381029090
>sitcoms
nice
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>>381029492
I've had my OC stolen from /vg/ and put on reddit multiple times.
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>>381038026
Sounds pretty based to me.
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>all these filthy old gifs
im surrounded by iphone faggots that can't play webms arent I
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>>381040273
Oh yes
>loss
oh YES
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>>381040273
The subtle loss and the fro conforming to the doorframe make this epic.
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>it took atari announcing a new console to have some decent OC again
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>>381039610
That's even worse...
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>>381039206
Nobody cares. We just want to see it happen because if it succeeds, we get more groovy posting. If it fails like expected, we get more shitposting. Either way we win.
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>>381040463
this is a really weird timeline. I kinda like it.
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>>381040489
>if it succeeds
It's not going to.
Atari has never made a good console and they have nothing they could possibly put on the system that'd be worthwhile.
If its only purpose in the end is to create shitposting then it has no real purpose at all.
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>>381023504
>PONG 4K
>pros use the custom pong controllers
>tournaments are held
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>>381040489
At least someone gets it. Fucking /v/ kiddies have the imagination of cottage cheese these days.
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>>381014906
Nintendo made that game dipshit. It even says right in the image.
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https://youtu.be/IhCDK_pSjnk

https://youtu.be/HxZXy7SaGsA

https://youtu.be/nhuNb0XtRhQ

https://youtu.be/sIH9wRoLaok

https://youtu.be/iRgLhEGEetc

https://youtu.be/S_V-Cta-Pgw

https://youtu.be/xE0hmDwzXyw

https://youtu.be/f3sU6DMzG1I

https://youtu.be/TUu1-OkeYt0

https://youtu.be/pQpK0C7isMw

https://youtu.be/v6VmbmlUyww

https://youtu.be/isfBNsyIgGg

https://youtu.be/QicgfPt_k6M

https://youtu.be/QEtXh0pH7bA

https://youtu.be/Q8oS_B6IaKE

https://youtu.be/lL1aO3tTu6I

https://youtu.be/mDtrmhbHMNM

https://youtu.be/-3CGxld4SyM

https://youtu.be/6wXPuITCyyg

https://youtu.be/Bgw9ndjEq2w
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>>381040650
>korean men fucking DIE with PONGPRO paddles clutched in their shriveled yellow hands
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>>381039593
Another version.

>>381023504
>>381040650
>>381040764
>2v2 pong tournaments

>>381039784
>you never had to blow in Atari carts
Shows you how much I know.
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>>381015229
Everyone in this thread know's this. Learn how to have fun for a change. This is why you are still a virgin.
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>>381040650
>you will live to see Pong at EVO
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>people itt forgetting about FUCKING WARLORDS
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>>381040840
Holy shit, anon, this version is perfect. Fucking perfect. Laughing so hard it hurts desu
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>>381040890
I'm ashamed to have forgotten, but now you've given me an idea for two more edits.
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>>381040890
Damn, you're right Anon how could I forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XrCU3zcaiM
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>>381040650
>>381040764
What if that's the gimmick, having several different kinds of controllers for games?
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/r/ing bob ross wojak painting sales chart going up
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>>381041462
This. And he needs to have a sincere face. Not gloating or anything. Just happy and sincere.
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>>381041801
>>381041801
>>381041801

NEW BREAD
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>>381022954
But that was a scam.
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This was a good thread.
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>>381040707
Thank you for being yourself.
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>tfw current timeline will never be as cool as the 70s
why even live?
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>Nintendo actually went up to Atari post-crash and asked them to distribute NES for North America
Imagine how different the world would have been.
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