Vaguely describe the ending of a game, i'll start.

>>380992348
Asura's wrath?

Collect magic crystals to defeat the warlord

You shoot yourself in the head

>>380992492
Real life.

LASER JOUSTING

>>380992348
Persona 5


You kill yourself to save your daughter. Then you either kill yourself again or your love interest.

>>380992348
You either wake up, become a cripple, or become god.

>>380992684
bloodborne

fly to the moon and point at an egg

>>380992684
Bloodborne

dead girl wasn't actually a dead girl and you're not so bad after all

You become a monster and get hugged by a little girl. hopefully

>>380992348
cliffhanger

You get turned into grape jello, but it's ok and you get better

The world is saved but your partner is alone after

>>380992348
you banish an ancient demon that you have or have not (depending on your choices) previously worshipped as a god and then the floor collapses on you

>>380992348
you fight a guy on top of something expensive, and stop just short of killing him, then you become really tough

>>380992889
LISA, fuck you

>>380992348
you fucking set fire to yourself

>>380992945
Mystery Dungeon

You kill God, become God, then choose not to be God.

>>380993058
xenoblade?

You play the prologue again

>>380992348
you blow up an plane with your old friend in it which blows up a mega nuke that would destroy the world

You launch a nuke after all your comrades sacrifice themselves.

Nothing is answered, everything is answered and then it ends.

>>380993058
Dragon's Domga?

>>380993103
Path of Exile

You cram a giant ruby into your forehead.

Your daughter drowns you.

>>380993034
dark souls 1 and 3
also kinda 2 because it's heavily implied you do it but it's not shown in the cinematic

You kill yourself but not really

>>380993212
bioshock infinte

You wake up in a cave and it all starts over again.

You sit down on a big chair

You free a group of little girls who can now live their lives normally
Or
You use those little girls to try and take over the outside world

>>380993103

MGSV: The Phantom Menace

>>380993201
diablo 1

>>380993229
I guess that room in 2 is basically a furnace

You kill a time-bending sorceress then kiss your secret crush who is qt8 for the first time on the balcony of a giant flying university.

>>380993103
>>380993058
Dragon's Dogma

>>380993320
Bioshock 2

>>380992650
Nier, right?

You kill your brother to stop him from destroying what's left of Earth's atmosphere, but pretty much everything gets fucked regardless.

>>380992348
You listen to your edgy team-mate and then kill everybody
OR
You listen to your superiors and kill everybody in a couple decades, keeping their power intact, like a good little lap-dog.
OR
You listen to your superiors and kill some people to let other people live in space.

Beat up an old woman, then you leave.

>>380993460
Congratulations!

Another game - you kill yourself but that was your goal all along so it's okay.

>>380993405
also the emerald herald says "you, who link the fire" when you walk towards the throne

You escape with your girflfriend from exploding building

>>380992727
To the Moon?

a generic text says you saved the world

I'll love you forever if anyone can get this one:

Drop off your friends in a balloon, then your girlfriend comes back to life.

Downloadable Content

>>380992348
you either have to kill your friends or save the world

HAK HAK HAK

You fight three of the Horsemen of the apocalypse, then you turn into a god.

You disapear from history after the fight of the century. The man you almost killed hopes you forgive him

>>380992348
the most evil bitch in the game turns into a fiery goddess and kills space satan

>>380993525
Fable 3?

>>380993301
Dark Souls 2

>>380993791
nethack?

You kill a Rob Zombie impersonator then take a vacation in 1940's Germany.

You give a cool monologue to yourself and then you have to kill yourself as a test.

>>380993856
FFT?

>>380994010
You got it

>>380994125
Spec Ops: The Line?

Nuked

>>380993550
Sounds like an SMT of some sort.

>>380992348
Bestiality.

>>380994272
Hotline Miami 2

You fight a random wizard. The wizard was not foreshadowed or referenced until the last level.

>>380994143

You don't almost kill anyone there

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punch the pope

>>380993619
no, but if you're right it's weird that two games end that way

>>380994228
No. Nice try though.
I'll make it easier.
Everything that happened is because your future self was too much of a pussy to do anything. So your future self decides to go back in time to make you less of a pussy.

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GODDAMNIT ALL THE FUCKING SPOILERS IN THIS THREAD

>>380994272
Hatred

>>380994485
I actually liked that AC game.

>>380994485
AssAssins creed 2

Close a door with your rival

>>380994485
Assassin's Creed 2

you take LSD and then everyone gets nuked

You kill an emperor atop his empire's flagship.

Choose to either go back in time to before the apocalypse or stay with the consequences

>>380992348
Nah.

>>380994616
Hotline Miami 2

>>380994638
BASTION WAS SO FUCKIN' GOOD

>>380994638
Life is Strange

woopsy daisies it turns out everything you did in the game was all a lie,because the entire game was a game, you're not the protagonist but rather someone playing their memories in VR

>>380994426
Overlord?

>>380994386
Easy.
>>380994616

>>380994489
It's actually a rabbit or something. My wires got crossed with Easter.

>>380994668
System Shock 2

You reset the world to save your waifu

>>380994694
Correct, Glad you liked bastion too anon

>>380992348
A fucking platform based fight over lava with QTEs. Quick resolution cutscene plays,then you're sent back to the start menu. Thanks for playing faggot. :^)

>>380992571
Ace Combat Zero?

Here's mine: you fight a weird old man on a falling space station descending through the atmosphere.

Kill your son who is older than you.

>>380993580
Planescape: Torment

>>380994945
Fallout 4 is easy mode.

>>380994728
I want to say Saints Row 4, or Gat Out of Hell.

If not, every Ass Creed game ever.

You board a chopper in a shithole

>>380994601
>>380994584
>>380994567
yup

because of an insane amount of contrivances you kill a woman who was not a bad woman and ruin the state of the world for the next 50 years

>>380993103
FfXV

>>380994143
Ace combat zero

The bad guy was a manlet who tried to find more positive outlets for his daddy issues, but he was too short for anything besides taking over the world

You get a little closer to heaven.

>>380995178
Max Payne

>>380993720
Fallout 3.

You use your car as a battering ram to push the final boss of a cliff, killing the only person who's been kind to you in the process. Then you beat the boss again and pull the horn out of his head.

You stand there and realize

>>380995350
Mad Max: Not as Good Fury Road.

>>380993720
Mass Effect 3 pre-DLC

>>380994503
Infamous

>>380994781
Precisely.
Maybe my sense of humour is just shit, but this ending will never not amuse me.

>>380995439
That who's to judge the right from wrong, and when your guard is down you'd actually end up agreeing with the antagonist. But it had to be this way.

>>380995439
your guard is finally down so you realize that violence is the only way

Turns out you're a cat.

You find a comatose dragon trapped in an old man's basement; you can either kill it, leave it there, set it free or hand it over to an AI.

>>380995998
Shadowrun: Dragonfart

>>380995979
Ghost Trick

You defeat the bad guys, forcing them to teleport to an asteroid then go watch a movie about your sidekick being a secret agent

YOU WERE IN THE DESERT

YOU WEREN'T ON A SHIP AT ALL

You find a dog and go back up

You're chilling in a hot tub, living the dream.

You watch a cutscene after slaying about 50 scaling mook enemies

>>380992348
Bionic commando

Evil space wizard is defeated because a mouse flew in a circle three times faster than him.

>>380996208
Bit late bro >>380994616 >>380994272

A blob turns into the game's logo

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>>380996115
Muh Complex Motives: The prequel

the plants were actually a vampire.

You kill the sun

The last enemy of the game was a courageous mob enemy that tried to stop you from experiencing the ultimate disappointment

>>380993098
yes

>>380996076
ya got it

You fart on a woman and she dies in an extremely gory manner.

Multiple endings. You're either captured, nuked or killed.

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>>380996395

>>380996113
Ratchet & Clank UYA

>>380992348
You die or get infected.
It's not even a zombie game

>>380996457
>she
Stick of Truth

You get on a train.

>>380993598
Ocarina of Time.

>>380992348
Some extradimensional creatures send an ark of memories to the moon

>>380996356
alternate description:

PLAY SUDOKU OR A LITTLE GIRL DIES

Hot jailbait offers herself to you sexually and you homosexually decline.

>>380994883
Force unleashed

>>380996504
>marauder shields
kek

>>380994616

GOTTA GET A GRIP

>>380996637
Half-Life 1

You jump and die but not really maybe?

You conquer three-quarters of the world then get bored and do something else.

>>380996776
no way fag

You unite the Southern and Northern Dwarven clans.

>>380996859
Original Superhot

You fuck with the reincarnation cycle.

A robot steals your awesome sword

gun shot, fade to black

>>380992492
Bioshock 2

>>380997083
DOOM

A box blows up or it doesn't.

>>380997278
Correct. Another one.
You either kill the internet or save it.

trust noone, not even yourself

You give birth to Cyber Jesus by attacking a floating bean.

>>380992492
Spec Ops The Line

>>380992348
The MC is one half of God, and he fuses with the other half to be sealed away by his friends.

Literally everyone you know aside from one person dies and you blow up the entire environment you were in, then go to sleep with that one survivor

You are the only thing to last
I'll be very impressed if anyone gets this

>>380998002
Outlast?

>>380997398
ng+ DD

>>380997398
Cry Of Fear

Bloody Tokyo tower.

You blow up a secret reserch facility, but the fat bastard still gets out alive.

>>380996872
Civilization series.

>>380999172
Sonic 2

>>380999486
Nope, not that old.

>>380999536
Sonic 3

>>380999574
It's not a Sonic game, or a 2D game.

A fucking screamer.

>>380999172
FEAR

>>380999768
Bingo.

You board a helicopter and are treated to a lame ending """cinematic""" that is the intro in reverse.

>>380998434
Nope
I mean it literally by the way

>>380999172
Sonic 3d Blast?

My turn.

You do all kinds of shit and fuck up the world. Then you kill your brother and seal a god away.

>>381000048
Xillia 2.

You and a weird little girl pray to god in a freezer.

>>381000157
Not the answer I was expecting. You are pretty close though

Same villain throughout whole series.
Thwart his plans.
>Having you thwart my plans was my actual plan.
Dies.

You destroy a falling space station and get disintegrated on re-entry

>>381000316
I don't know then, Xillia 2 is quite well-known for how much it shits on Ludger, so that was my one guess.

MC sees the faces of his dead family members as his soul rises from his wheelchair and finally rests in peace

>>380993550
Armored Core: For Answer

>>381000312
Outlast 2

>>380992348
You and your dad fight but you accidentally kill him.

>>380996772

Okami

>>380992348
Final weebshit MXIX

You kill your future self

>>380999437
I was thinking total war, but civilisation is also acceptable.

>game 1
You cast divine punishment upon a time traveling waifufag and then reincarnate.
>game 2
Upon conquering the land, you capture it's ruler and turn him into a female troll.

>>380994426
I would say Ys 1, but I think Dark Fact is mentioned a couple of times through the game.

>>381001161
Yep

You kill the president of the United States of America.

You kill the bad guy but the world is still fucked

It's not healthy, so you make everyone healthy.

>>381003031
Broforce

>>381003064
FF6
>>381003126
FF tactics advance

You basically just run away from an unending horde of black people.

You either get the girl, or you save the galaxy but don't get the girl.

>>381003307
Real Life

>>381003156
Nope.

Didn't play that, is it fun? It's 10/10 on Steam, but I don't know.

>>381003203
Literally did nothing wrong.

die almost freezing
strange guy comes and says theres much to be done

You stop a cult leader by hitting his giant robot's power source with a hammer and stabbing it

>>380993580
I have no mouth and must scream

You flip over a laser and blow up a planet

You talk to a ghost and make a decision.

>>380992492
EYE

>>381003449
I enjoyed it, but it's not really that hard unless you enable Iron Bro mode.

>>381004156
Morrowind

>>381004510
Mark of the Ninja

Your team rebuts the villains complex motives with a speech about the power of hope and friendship... and that's it, the end

>>380999172
LOADED?

You kill the bad guy and get your car back.
You also kill your friend and destroy your better car in the progress.

>>381004713
Nope

>>381005302
Mad Max

>>380997703
Breath of Fire IV.

>>381005768
Nope.

Your sleezy cocky partner kills the final boss because he talks too much and you did nothing

>>381000856
Ding ding ding!

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IT WAS ALL A DREAM

>>381006354
That dark-soulsy game with the grim reaper who always wore wonky glasses and shit.
I forgot the name, something about accepting death or something

Your father, which you've been searching for the entire game, turns out an asshole and steals the ultimate treasure you found from you during the credits.

Fucking where are these tattoos coming from

>>381006354
>>381006885
Let it Die

>>381006885
>>381007059

No

You get into a fistfight with a U.S. senator.

>>380992348
You have a punchout next to a bomb

>>380992554
kek

>>380992492
Persona 3

>>381007270
>>381006354
Fable 2?

>>380992554
lmao

>>381007673

Yeah

>>381007297
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

>>381003031
Metal Gear Solid 2?

Mass immigration

>>380993058
God of war 2

The villain gives up and allows himself to fall

You either shoot the villain, try to convince him to do the right thing but he shoots himself, or convince him to shoot himself.

You have sex with your new wife for three days

your wife is your arm

>>380993301
>not looping

>>380992348
>The self destruct sequence has been Activated
>All employees must proceed to the Bottom platform
>This sequence cannot be Aborted

>>381009904
ME1.

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>>381009927

Not exactly the end of the game, but:

Pay the debt, ball the fuck out, realize you left your bro on an hostile alien planet.

Nuke son or kill Boston

>>380996775
hunter x hunter

>>381012489
Fallout 4?

you win

Your dad hugs you

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>>380992348
Sonic Time Twisted

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>>381013069
Ristar

>>381012189
Good job, anon

>>381000376
Metal Gear

>>381013525
No, but looking at the wikipedia page it probably works too.

Your dad also tells you that he's always respected you.

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>>381012030
Correct

You kill Santa and give his niece some of his blood

>>380993734
Breath of fire 4

>>380992348
You never finish the game because theres no save point in the last dungeon

You shoot your buddy down and fuck off, with nobody remembering you except some autist

hard mode:
your best friend is a fucking liar and the world is actually a bunch of giant domes linked to a giant space ship

>>380992492
Killzone?

>>381014738
Dark Souls

>>381016650
that game with the airplanes which people talk about when they post a picture of a guy holding an AK saying something like "Buddy, you still alive?"

You tell dad to fuck off and he does so to another time.

>>380994728
Soma?

>>381017080
Inversion?

your estranged father comes back from the dead to tell you to settle down

Dante Must Die Mode: you drop an island on crazy old guy's beehive.

>>381017947
Are you talking about the same game as me? >>381013069
>>381013905

You turn down sex with an attractive young girl

The main character from the film appears and helps you kill the boss.

>>381017947
>>381013069
Metal Gear Solid 4?

>>381018291
I don't know which one, but is it one of the Resident Evil games? The "No way fag" one?

>>381018487
Metal Gear Solid 4, huh? yes

Turns out you're the same kind of thing as the last boss, but you tell him to fuck off because you don't want your friends to die, so instead you both go into limbo or some shit and chat there while your best friend is doing your sister.

You punch a fucking boulder.

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>>380992727
per-so-NA 3

Moron that gave you aids is sucked into jet turbine and you either save him or push him in depending on how you played the game.

>>380992727
Persona 3.

You decide what to do with a bunch of baby souls.

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>>381018773

Nothing happened and you have to jump over an old guy like a hundred times.

Plot twist: this game was filler the whole time

>>381006959
Shadow Hearts: From The New World

The U.S President commits suicide because their secret collusion with Russia has gone horribly wrong for them and said collusion is about to be exposed to the public.

>>381019365
Vanquish

>>381012438
Pikmin 2?

>>381019462
Correct.

You fight an Egyptian god on an enormous space station/superweapon and almost blow up the solar system.

>>380994728
MGS2, easily

The protagonist is the hero of a dying child's weird fantasy and he's alright with it.

You shoot the woman you just fought so hard to rescue

You take your rightfully earned seat on the ultimate chair.

Alternatively, you shatter the space-time continuum

>>380992348
You're still unhappy, even though you're the king now.

>>381019973
King of Demons bad ending.

your brother kills himself

Your daughter destroys climate change.

>>381020076
Conker

>>380993720
Asura's wrath.

>>381020021
Don't Starve?

a fortress that uses asteroids as weapons gets blown up by jesus piloting a jet

You kill a weird sounding boy using his own plan against him with the aid of plant bitch, who previously stole one of your eyes

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>>381020185
yup

>>381020256
Thief (not the remake)

You kill your daughter, because a spirit tricked you into raping her body

>>381020237
Think throne.

You help the bigfoots/bigfeet?

>>381019751
ZoE?

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>>380992554

>>381020021
Guns that make breakfast

The bad guy is defeated, mostly because he happened to resurrect the bad guy from the previous game. Unfortunately, the previous bad guy had spent the last millennium regretting his actions, so he helps the main characters defeat the new bad guy.

Bad guy.

you make it. but you're doomed.

>>381019973
Shadows of the Damned.

You climb a really tall tower, kill two sorcerers and close a portal to keep the world safe so you and your paladin waifu can live happily forever... oh but you fucked up and she died during the final fight, and you had to sacrificed yourself to close the portal.

You're set free and assisted in returning home, only for you to turn around and annihilate his home.
Alternatively, you say "fuck that noise" and destroy your mom and the rest of your species

>>381020615
Guns that straight festive

You drive into the sunset with an impressionable teenage girl, leaving the mysterious hotel behind you.

prolly never finish watering the lawn
but someone sent his regards

>>380994883
>Here's mine: you fight a weird old man on a falling space station descending through the atmosphere.

Megaman Zero

>>381020913
Forgot: You're set free by a rabbit man***

>>381020913
Furi

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You cease to exist due to the Butterfly Effect

>>381020251

All of them have ribbon insignias.

You press three buttons and beat the final boss.

>>381021068
Hell yeah.

>>381021104
Singularity?

Time to filter out the noobs from the oldfags.
You send the bad guy back to jail with donuts.

None of the characters were interested in stopping the evil conspiracy and most of them weren't even aware of it, so their plan goes off without a hitch and everyone dies.

You kill your mentor and obtain her title.


>>381020021
Nuclear Throne.

You destroy the sun and reset the universe

You either escape a REALLY BIG explosion or you don't

You wake up in front of a portal. You are doomed to keep repeating your mistakes.

>>381021323
Hotline Miami 2?

A million of little spirits suicide bomb themselves to kill a giant gay goat demon

>>381021204
Is that fucking Lego Island

u go back in time to prevent everything in the game from happening

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>>381021470
That was fast.
>>381021349

>>381021386
Infinite Space?

>>381021506
Tumblrtale

>>381021525
You got it my nigga.

>>381021464
Shit, that's a lot of games. Super Metroid?

You join your brother and kill your friends.

You choose what happens to some flowing water thing and some shitty town, and no matter what you choose you're wrong

>>380994728
Prey

>>381021591
Super Metroid only ends in escape I think

>>381006671
super mario bros 2

>>380993414
FF 8
After killing the king, you become king, get depressed cause your gf died, and get drunk.

>>380994857
Star Wars Episode 3

>>381021349
mgs3

Bad guy opens it and gets blown to pieces

CASUAL FILTER: nobody will get this one.

You defeat a turtle-like king and save a princess who's being held hostage in a castle.

Your waifu lives again and you become a baby

You shoot ghosts while fucking a girl

>>381021759
>not opening it yourself

>>381021797
SotC?

You have a decision to kill one of two characters or not at all. Then you put out that meme character for good.

You are the demons. But not a zombie.

>>381021785
agh fuck thats too hard man
toy story 2 for the n64?

Best-case scenario, you wake up all the humans on the moon and restore the world. Literally anything else and you get turned into a monster.

>>381021506
Warcraft 3

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>>381021834
who the fuck just opens it

Turns out your mom was a whore and you weren't supposed to be born

>>381021863
gta v

Main character's waifu is the villain from the previous game, but it's left ambiguous whether she's reformed or if the MC's former friends who spent the whole game trying to kill her were right.
>>381021658
Conker.
>>381021893
IHNMaIMS

>>381021893
I feel like this is Nier Automata despite only playing the first Nier

>>381021893

No mouth, must scream?

The gods who were not actually gods fuck off to where they came from and the main villain lives and plans to do every thing again.

>>381021863
GTA V

>>381021976
Wow holy fuck I did not expect someone to get that so fast

Game ends on a cliffhanger where the human protagonist is in disguise in a world full of non humans.

You killed the bad guy that was supposed to be dead before, and have sex with your love interest
Hint: it's an espionage game

>>381021837
Too easy innit

>>380992492
SUPER
HOT

>>380992348
blow up space monster and save the world

>>381021894
Yeah

>>381021785
Ganon is a pig, not a turtle.

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>>381021976
>Main character's waifu is the villain from the previous game, but it's left ambiguous whether she's reformed or if the MC's former friends who spent the whole game trying to kill her were right.

Drakengard 2?

Everyone in the fantasy world dies, you wake up, and learn in the real world everyone is dead too.

>>381022052
Breath of Fire 4

No one will get this.

After walking a lot and possibly doing some other things, you lay down in the sand and look at the sun until you possibly die.

>>381021464
Half Life 2

>>381022393
I was think Utawarerumono false mask but if it ends like that sure.

The bad guy was just some dude messed up over the death of his son. You don't get the girl.

>>381022302
No.

>>381022443
firewatch

You unceremoniously kill an elder god and then stand around town wondering where the hell the rest of the game is.

>>381022513
Dagnabit, made it too easy.

The game has four endings. None of them matter, because it's a prequel.

>>381022393
What's amazing is you are wrong but one for BoF4 is in this thread a few posts away from that post.