What is Kirby? Is he a marshmallow? Is he a ghost? Is

Boneless Alien Creature

>>380956941
so he's a metroid

He's a mixup of stem cells

He's cute, OP.

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>>380956864
he's a failed experiment from the Great Ape War

My grandma used to call him bubble gum.

>>380956864
A pink bat.

>>380956864
Who cares as long as it has holed to put your dick into

he is basically the thing from the John Carpenter movie. he eats things and mimics them.

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he's a kirby (´・ω・`)

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>>380956864

A denizen of Popstar (or Dreamland, or whatever the fuck it's called).

>>380960413
popstar is the planet, dreamland is just a region inside popstar

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>>380956864
What do you think the thoughts of a Waddle or anything is when pic related is happening to them?

BORB
BORB
BORB

>>380960659
"I dun goofed"

>>380960659

>"This fat fuck thinks I have a power"

>>380956864
Failed Mew clone

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>>380960724
So funny

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I want Kirby to give me a blowjob.

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>>380956864
Kirby is the portal to the real(our) world. We were all happy Waddle Dees or other Kirby "enemies" at one point before we got swallowed by Kirby and transported to the hell dimension that is life.

Kirby and Metaknight are the light and dark halves of Galacta Knight who were separated via unknown means because of the latter's incredible destructive powers.