>looks like a tree
>isn't actually grass type, is instead rock
>not actually a tree
>Sudowoodo
>Pseudo Wood
damn, look at the big brain on anon here
next you'll be telling us that ekans is snake backwards
>>380928552
>next you'll be telling us that ekans is snake backwards
That's nothing, watch this.
ArticUNO
ZapDOS
MolTRES
Also Arbok is Kobra backwards.
>>380928678
But what's Muk backwards?
>>380928678
NANI!
>>380928726
I still can't tell if it's intentional or a koinkidink.
>>380928726
K-Kum...
Koffing = Coughing
Weezing = Sneezing
>>380928552
but it is snake backwards
>>380928852
Stupid bait ever heard something called wheezing?
>>380928389
Named mine FauxTwenty
>>380928678
why doe??
whats the real life equivelent? ive never heard of fake trees made of rock, but i have heard of bonsei trees
>>380928965
>being this new
>>380928852
Koffing = Coffee
Weezing = Weezer, the band.
>>380928389
>Squirtle
>Is a turtle
>Water type
>Squirting is something water does
Anymore like this?
>>380929196
>Weezer will never be relevant again
Bulbasaur
Bulb on it's back and it's a dinosaur
MIND = BLOWN
>>380929261
IT'S A FUCKING SQUIRREL TURTLE
FUCK
>>380929140
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrified_wood
Here you go, young brainlet
>>380928389
>>380929261
You idiot.
>Squirtle
Squirrel + Turtle
>Charmander
Charcoal + Sander
>Bulbasaur
Plant Bulb + Sir
>>380929346
Squirt bottle is Squirtle
???
>Infernape
>Inferno + ape
Wtf, I love Gamefreak now
>>380929576
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Chikorita
Chick + Senorita
>Totodile
Tater Tot + Crocodile
>Cyndaquil
Cynder + Quill
>Seel = Seal
>>380928678
CUATRO
https://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0
>>380929379
>phone posting pleb has the gall to call someone else a brainlet
o i am laffin
Pidgey
Pigeon + Midget
>>380928678
LugiCUATRO
>>380928389
shamrock
>>380928678
Baby shit, everyone knows that. Watch this.
HitmonleeHitting + Monster + Bruce Lee
HitmonchanHitting + Monster + Jackie Chan
HitmontopHitting + Monster + Erich Topp
>>380928389
>Ash Ketchum
>Ketchum
>Catch'em
>Gotta Catch'em all
Who else was blown away by that?
>>380930397
>Ash is a tree
>Oak is a tree
>Gary is not a tree
Gary not Oak's real son confirmed.
Oak fucking Ash's mom confirmed.
>>380930298
nice
>>380929519
Saur means lizard.
So plant lizard.
>>380930459
Gary is Oak's grandson.
>>380931659
Don't be silly. If that's true then where's his dad, huh?
>>380931975
Fucking Ash's dad, obviously.
mewtwo is mewmew in japan
>>380932457
>Mew
>You
>Mewtwo
>You Too
?!
>>380928552
WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
>Lurantis
>Lurid+Mantis
Is more colorful than Scyther and Scizor
>>380934292
1v1 no castform
>>380929379
thx bluh
>>380928389
>pseudo wood
oh shit, never noticed this
>Mankey
>Monkey who is angry
You guys are so fuckin lame. watch this
>Groudon
>Ground
>Donny the Dinosaur
its literally a big dinosaur and he stomps on the ground a lot come on guys.
>>380936949
>Primeape
>primate who is an ape
>>380928678MOltresZApdosARTicuno
>>380928678
Could Mozart be still alive?
>>380928824
No Anon, K U M
>Kangaskhan
>Kangaroo + Genghas Khan
>>380929320
>They recently released a new CD
K
>>380930337
>Erich Topp
That makes perfect sense
>>380929519
>sander
Salamander, you fucking retard.
>>380937725
it's an armadillo
Lickitung licks tungsten.
>>380937595
DELETE THIS!
Lapras =I actually have no idea
>>380938179
I just assumed it was something along the lines of Entei where it's just some cool name in Japanese
>>380928389
>Pikachu
>a hick uP
Confirmed garbage
>>380929519
>>Charmander
>Charcoal + Sander
Char + Salamander
Char + Chameleon
Char + Lizard
>>380929320
White Album was released recently famalam
Heard it was decent
>>380929519
>not light bulb
>>380938179
Pierre-Simon Laplace + Rash
>>380938179
Its japanese name is Laplace, which literally means "a seat" in french. Bulbapedia autism to the rescue.
>>380938179
>Lapras is a corruption of Laplace.
>Laplace may be a reference to Pierre-Simon Laplace, a mathematician who wrote several books on the mathematical properties of the sea and tides. Alternatively, Laplace may be derived from la place (French for seat), referring to how passengers sit on its back like a seat to be ferried across bodies of water. It may also be derived from lapis lazuli, a bright blue gem.
>>380938179
Can't blame you, it's kind of complex
Lap (like a lap around a swimming pool) + Arrr (because Lapras is shaped like a Pirate Ship) + Ass
>>380938304
>>Pikachu
>>a hick uP
A pika is a small rodent type mammal. Chu is the Japanese conception of a kissing sound.
>>380929519
>bulbasaur
>Plant Bulb + Sir
why are some anons treating this post seriously
>Giovanni is a mob boss that specialize in ground pokemon. Geography
>Misty is named after mist
>Blane is similar to blaze
>Lt. Surge is obviously based on electricity surge
>Erika keeps her name in the japanese to look more deep, like deep in a forest.
>Sabrina is named after Sabrina the Teenage Witch
>Koga keeps his name because Ninjas are mostly asian.
>Brock is basked based on Barack Obama, a US president.
>Falkner is basked on Falcons
>Morty is named after the Dead Sea in Japan, a location where there is nothing but salt
>Jasmine is Jazz(her favorite music) + Mine
>Bugsy is named after bugs
>Whitney's named is based on the color "White"
>Pryce is named after Vincent Price because hes old
>Chuck is based on Chuck Norris
>Clair's name is from Dragonair, a dragon pokemon
>>380938179
>tfw Lapras never won a single fight
>>380938315
>Char + Chameleon
>Doesn't change colors at will
>Char + Lizard
>Has wings
Charmeleon
>Charcoal + Melon
Charizard
>Charcoal + Wizard
>>380938554
>Sabrina is named after Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Red and Blue came out in NA at nearly the same time that show started, how is this possible?
>squirtle
>squirt and turtle
woah...
>>380929261
>squirting is something pussies do
>only pussies choose squirtle
>>380938760
Because she's psychic.
>>380938971
woah...
>>380928389
Trubish = rubish!
>>380939124
Garbador = Garbed Matador
>yfw Ash was named after Ash Williams
Groovy
>>380939426
>implying Ash wasn't named such before fire is red, and after fire leaves behind ashes.
But what about gary you ask?
>Ice is blue, and the ice cream man who drove by the studio's name was Gary
>>380938456
>Machop
>Mom + chop
>>380941160
>Mom + Chop
>Mom + Choke
>Mom + Champion
?
>>380930459
Gary Oak is a species of tree.
>this thread
>>380929497
Ow.
You know those are cow penises right?
paras = parasite
>>380929581
Wrong, it's inferno + rape
>Magikarp
>Magnum + Carpet
I don't get this shit
>>380937482
>Who has gone ape
>>380942035
Pokemon's themes are a lot darker than I originally thought
>>380928552
>tfw I pretended 20 years ago that there's an additional secret evolution called "Adnocana" and and played dumb when somone realized what it meant backwards
God I love to manipulate people
>>380943276
Paras = Paris
Parasect = Paris Insect
>>380938495
It's also the sound the Japanese use to mimic mouse squeaking
>>380943383
>Magic + Carpet
There's your mistake, anon. makes sense now?
>Marowak
>Mayor of wack
Pokemon is fucking stupid
>>380943856
>Cubone
>Queue of Boners waiting on your mom
Pokemon was the original xbox live.
>>380943276
I thought it was because the mushrooms looked like parasols
>>380929320
>saying something isn't "relevant"
Talk about a lack of opinions.
>>380928678
Its impossible that mozart is still alive and even if i was he would never post on 4chan.
>>380938760
It's bullshit, but Sabrina The Teenage Witch was based on old ass Archie comics, the character herself existed since the 60s or so
Blastoise
>Black Ass + Turquoise
Charizard
>Chara (undertale) + is + All Right, Dude
Venusaur
>/v/ + enemies that unnerve you + sour
>>380943589
*deceive
>>380943589
>God I love to suck cock
FTFY
>Sandile
Bernie Sanders + Senile
Jesus Christ, Gamefreak. Did you really have to get all political on us?
>Gloom
>Glue (drool looks like glue) + bloom (flower on its head)
>>380937595
Who is MOZAART?
Vileplume - a reference to Viola P. Lumber, the heiress of the Japanese dolphin trade. Famously committed suicide, leaving a note explaining that she felt like her life had no porpoise.
Huh, bulbapedia really does their research