You dumb fucking brats, you think you’re not gonna buy my game? I sold the same game twice to you shitty kids already, remember Skyrim, the game that’s a boring turd? Everyone ate it up. You’re all just cattle, waiting in line to buy my game. If you don’t like it too bad, I’ve got the whole public fooled, I’m the underdog to them, say you’re on the chess team and people are blind to your scum because they think you’re the nerd who rose up against the odds.
Go ahead, try and steal my treasure if you can.
We'll defeat you Todd!
Go!!!!!!!! Persona!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>380901935
this thread's theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcE4-6QGgpc
>>380901935
All you had to was ask man. Sheesh. You sound like a kid throwing a temper tantrum. Here, i'll pre-order* Fallout 4 and DOOM VR right now.*pre-pirate i mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pek5GuxHVl4
>>380901935
No, Todd! I'm already planning on buying the collector's edition of Wolfenstein: The New Colossus and the coat too!
You think you can outsmart me?
Todd, you ain't got shit on Capcom.
“I have committed acts that were… unbecoming of a game developer. Copy-pasting dungeon assets, rushing through the quality-assurance process, and… (sigh) gradually removing RPG elements. I am an industrial, money-grubbing, shameless game designer…no, I’m worse than that; I’m unforgivable. Thus, I will take responsibility for my reprehensible actions… and refund every purchase of Skyrim: Special Edition… *sob*”
Go away Todd
ONE MORE TODD REJECTED
>>380903246
AND YOU KNOW WE WERE OUT THERE
>>380902739
Yeah! We're going to be famous when everyone sees that the Phantom Thieves took down a popular game company!
>>380902820
WE'LL SACRIFICE THE TODD OF BETHESDA.
MANS GREATEST GLIMPSE OF FIRE RED.
OH HOW THEY'RE LOST IN THEIR PRE-ORDERS FOR THEIR GREATEST TODD.
LET ME REFUND! PLEASE I AM A HUMAN, HALF HUMAN.
I AM TIRED AS HEART AND PERSON WEAKEN.
ON THE NAME OF TODD I WILL NOT CRACK. CAN YOU HEAR THEM?
TODD! I WILL NOT CRACK!
>>380903246
>>380903516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcE4-6QGgpc
I swear Todd we're going to defeat you, it may not be today, maybe not tomomorow but one day we will defeat you.
>>380903732
DRINK OF THE WINE OF THE WRATH OF TODD
>>380901935
What do you think his treasure is?
Im thinking something chess related from when he was in the chess club, like a set or something
>>380904035
ONE MORE TODD REJECTED
I AM THE GAME INSIDE YOU
ONE MORE TODD REJECTED
I'VE GOT YOUR WALLET AGAINST THE WALL
ONE MORE TODD REJECTED
SURVIVED FROM THE FALL OF GRACE
THOU WON'T OPPOSE THE WRATH OF TODD.
>>380903516
SHITPOSTING ON THE 4CHAN
You're the prey... in a deadly game
>>380904497FALLOUT 4 FOR THE TAKING
>>380901935
Why has nobody made a shadow version of this todd yet?
And what would Todd Howards palace even be?
>>380904167
a golden turd. After all his aspiration is making the wettest smelliest turds and selling them to normies
>>380904497
that doesn't even rime, you faggot
>>380905219
A mountain.
>>380905219
Palace would probably be an E3 showcase
>>380905219
>And what would Todd Howards palace even be?
A featureless but expansive outdoor landscape coloured in shades of dull brown, and boxed in by invisible walls.
Isn't this guy 6'2 or something? Could probably kick most of your asses /v/, so I can see why you guys don't like him out of envy
>>380905679
>Gimmicks are shit like fake walls, doors that can't be opened, invisible walls block your progress, enemy weaknesses don't actually exist despite their alleged weaknesses being mentioned.
>As you defeat enemies the invisible walls turn solid, the fake doors disappear, the fake walls crumble, the lies become exposed
What would Todd's shadow look like?
>>380901935
Trying a little too hard there. I like my Todd threads with some simple "BUY MY GAME" vanilla comedy.
>>380906425
#byeFelicia
>>380906425
Well anon.. you did buy my games right?
>>380901935
Actually I pirated your game Todd.
Then I deleted it because it was a boring turd.
>>380906425
Okay, bye.
>>380906662I actually did, I always do.
That's right anons, you better stop making fun of my games.
megami tensei flavored todd posting is one of my favorite things since i love SMT and ES
>>380908192
that's good and all but you should make some contenti really wish Seraph wasn't both male and female
>>380901935
Nah. I never even played Skyrim in the first place.
>>380908601
here, have some of my vintage content. i haven't posted it in years.
>>380907594
>London
Why am i not surprised.
>>380909571
well, i meant Todd content but that works too
I LITERALLY never bought a Bethesda game.
>>380910021
>His drawing isn't even wearing his shadow clothes
Man, anon had one job
>>380905219
Better question, when is his dead line?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D8UmVUXpfEE
All jokes aside, I honestly like Todd Howard
>>380910918
Who doesn't like Todd Howard?
>>380910918
All Hail Bethesda
What would Todd's palace be?
>>380911276
Mountain
>>380913030
>inaccessible palace
>>380910374
It would be a vidya conference, having to change his heart before he announces another rerelease of Skyrim/Fallout 4
>>380901935
What's his boss form lads?
>>380913921
His face but with the facial textures missing.