The protagonist of the last horror game you played has been replaced by a sassy black woman who don't need no man.
Did the game improve?
>>380877504
Resident Evil 7
>Aw hell naw I ain't searchin for no whitey bitch in that stinkin place, not a chance in hell
THE END
Bioshock 1 would have been hilarious with her.
>>380877504
>bloodborne
infinitely better. Actually tolerable now in fact
>>380877504
Yes
>>380877774
>painting a jap black
>>380877504
>Transistor
>>380877504
corpse party, the first one
I honestly don't know, she'd be out of place
>>380877504
>FNAF
I dont think there would even be game
>>380877774
my dicc
>>380877504
Fire Emblem Echoes
>Celica: I suppose you're aimin g to be crowned Empress next, huh Almiqua?!
>Almiqua: Awww hell naw ain't putting up with dat floozy queen shit! I'mma stomping that Adolf Reindeer-fucker fo' messin' up in my shit!
>>380877504
*smacks lips*
AYO HOL UP, NOW YOU SAYIN WE'S LAST OF US?
>>380877504
>Phoenix Wright
She has at least more charisma, I guess
>>380877625
...The funny thing is that this is 100% accurate.
>>380877504
The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing:
Helsinisha: Warewolfs!? Uh, uh I ain't gonna have me some lice in my projectcrib in borgova
-Katharina: You go girl.
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>>380880562
>Horror game
Okay, Echo's DLC price is terrifying, but still.
>>380877504
in the near future, every protagonist of every video game is gonna be a sassy black womanwith an afro
>>380877676
-Tannenbaum? Bitch the fuck is yo name ho!? And if I find you be fucking my man ima knock yo ass unconcious feelin me ho?
>>380877774
Please tell me this is from a real gamu.
>Spooky's House of Jumpscares
"Ayo bitch I ain't afraid of no ghosts"
>>380877504
>Chris from RE5 got replaced by another nigga
It'd probably end like the new ghostbusters movie, the fat one making stupid ass jokes and Sheva would just stand there.