>Install porn game >Puts icon links in Start Menu program

>>380852953
Delete them my dude.

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>Install porn game
>Replaces desktop wallpaper with a giant dick

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>he doesn't assert his dominance on the family computer by letting them sit out in the open on the desktop

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>>380852953
>play hentai game
>press ESC
>it doesn't automatically close

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>Hentai game has a saftey button

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>>380852953
>automatically shares on Twitter, Facebook, Linkedin
>sync with Dropbox
>call your ISP
>poke the NSA

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>porn game starts up at full volume

>12 years old playing with my Johanes Gutenberg in that special period between when you get home from school and parents get home on the family computer
>brand new 56k modem replacing the 28.8 buckle up!!
>hot new tenchi muyo hentai on tap
>ayeka x ryoko
>all of a sudden my parents are walking down the hall
>my hearing failed me for the first time!
>scramble to close down the battle station accidentally set porn as wallpaper
>fuck
>don't know how to change it offhand
>they round the corner
>emergency unplug
>wallpaper still up

I know they had to have seen it when they turned the PC back on but its never been brought up.

>>380855565
The smell gave it away way earlier anyway.

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>>380855359
>porn game has lewd sounds in the main menu when you start it up

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>keeps putting it's folder in File Explorer's Quick Access menu.

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>porn game has advertisments for sex toys on the installation

>play hentai game
>hear a knock on bedroom door
>get startled
>accidentally kick computer and it freezes
>headphones get unplugged
>mom barges in
>"Oh anon did you fall ov—"
>entire 2560 × 1440 display shows a demon slut getting railed by a satanic goatlord while her screams of carnal pleasure are looped
and that's how my mom got a concussion from passing out and hitting her head
I'm a psychology major and convinced her that she had a vivid nightmare

>special bundle of the game comes with a special sex toy+VR support

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>>380852953
>install anything
>puts icon on desktop without asking
>PUTS ICON ON TASKBAR WITHOUT ASKING

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>install porn game
>it's good

>>380855359
HEY EVERYBODY I'M WATCHING GAY PORN

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>>380855058
>play H game
>press ESC to close a menu
>game closes

>>380856115
top kek

>don't have to install anythign because it's just a swf
>5 min jack off and contunue shitposting

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>porn game options are all in chinese

>>380856313
Oh poor EOP.

>>380856115
This isn't a problem if you don't have your monitor facing at the door

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>not creating portable installations with cameyo and then storing them in encrypted containers

Small time

>>380856382
suspicious as fuck

This thread smells of underage b&.

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>>380856373
>he doesn't realize i was being ironic

>>380856434
>cameyo
Damn you learn something every day

>>380856498
>tfw passlet

>torrent obscure porn game
>takes forever with hardly any seeds
>install it and work around the bugs
>not even that good
Feels bad, guess that's what I get

>>380856695

None of them are any good. Who wants to try to beat off while playing a game? I've never really understood the appeal.

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>porn game has cripples

>>380856749
I like to think the difficulty in actually getting off helps but I can't be sure

>>380857710
It's the thrill of the hunt