>join server >you and another player act like complete

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>>380840890
>tfw women will never know this feel

Literally how i met my gaming buddy, we've ended up going through almost every coop game we can find together now

>>380840978
This.

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>>380840890
>join server
>you and another player act friendly to each other
>he sends a friend invite
>say "hahahha, fuck no" and leave the server

>someone on the server has the same first name as you
>become friends for years

Johns are really cool guys

>>380841191
>brother got named John
>I didn't get the hero name in the family and instead got named something gay af
>he hates his "bland" name

fml family

>>380841331
John is a classic, he should embrace it.

what's your name?

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>>380841432
Come on man, dont rub it in...

>>380840890
>join server
>make friends, rivals, have fun, talk to people, banter, form a community, have costum game modes, vote for maps, feel at home
>wake up
>it was all a dream
>its all matchmaking now

>>380841480
It's gonna be some fruity ass name like carl or something with more than 2 syllables.

>>380840890

>Having the most frequent rl version of this be in hockey.

The best.

>>380841596
I have no problems with the name Carl thanks to ATHF. However, I think any male with a name that has more than 2 syllables is a mistake.

>>380841596
>its Spencer

What even does it mean "to spence"? The infinitive makes no sense.
Please kill me senpai.

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>>380841697
>spencer
I didn't think it was going to be bad but it was.

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>>380841774

>>380841697

short-vers of dispenser, as in "dispenser of provisions" apparently.

But kek, it does have that finger/fing humor to it.

>>380842006

Highest commonality as a given name 1998-1999 apparently....

>>380842006
Jesse Christ you have no idea

>Spencer huh?
>PLEASE DONT SPENCE ME

>>380841697
Spencer isn't terrible
Imagine being called Laurel

>>380843170
Gross

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>>380840890
>tfw you never act like an asshole so you'll never know this feel

>two assholes have something in common

who woulda thought

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>>380844167
>he gets bullied and doesn't retaliate

>>380844429
i just quit
sorry for being a pussy

But in Spanish it's fairly common to have more than to syllables in one's name.
>Sebastián
>Eduardo
>Alejandro
What are you faggots talking about? Those names are solid

>>380845203
Go away, beancuck

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>>380841484
I remember a particular server (HeLLserver dustbowl or something) in TF2 years ago. Was a fun as hell server. Many players came back to the server, so you got to know each other's playstyle, so you knew who you were up against, who was good and not etc..
There was a real rivalry. But also comrades.
>Mfw when the server was gone and everybody just scattered and never saw each other again.
I will never find a fun server with that kind of community again. Stopped playing TF2 since then.

>>380840890
what you call "friend"?
friendship in these times means almost nothing

>>380845979
I'm sure they miss you too anon
I remember my old server fondly for those same reasons

>>380846218
Thanks for posting.

>>380840890
I met my boyfriend like this.

Find yourself someone that can handle you shit talking at its peak and you will be forever comfy.

>>380846484
You better not be some sort of fucking faggot.

>play warthunder
>decide to say fuck strategy the moment I see a good player
>effectively start dueling him
>if he's pretty good and not russian I start to commend him
>team up the next match
>>380840978
It's honor, so yeah.

>>380844429
This is true for me.

>someone shittalks me
>jokingly shittalk him back
>he goes fucking apeshit

doesn't always work

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>>380840978
>/v/eddit neckbeards knowing anything about women that isn't Tumblrinas and their own mother

How come it's always NEETs like you or Tumblr who try to blame entire genders on why the world is ruined?
At least you had the decency of removing yourselves from the gene pool.

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>>380846484
hope you're a female and not a faggot

>>380846513
No, dude, I am FUCKING the FAGGOT, did I not make that clear?

>>380847016
kys, Queerzy

>>380840890
Never happened to me, I just keep insulting them.

>>380847036
Kys? Oh, you mean *kiss*, like a smooch. You know I have a bf, so stop hitting on me, silly anon!

>>380840890
>this happens to me
>guy starts buying games to play together
>they are absolute pieces of shit like Playerunknown's Battlegrounds
>buys me Overwatch and keeps asking me to install to play it
>finally block him for a while
This is why online friends are pointless, they are all a bunch of tiring faggots.

>>380841191
>>380841331


John here.

Feels good man.

>>380847002
Nah, I am a male.

Come on, a female... who plays video games... AND POSTS ON /v/?

Get real, friendo.

>>380847213
stop

>>380840890
thats how I found my best friends

>one guy threw a bag of candy at my face in a store, meant to hit me in the shoulder and i was just so shocked i laughed it off, best friends, even fucked his sister when she was a young cutie3.14

>other guy was doing something a wrong way, got onto him to do it the right way so its easier on himself, he got upset and talked shit to me, best friends

even games where I hate this one guy whos seemingly able to kill me and live, talk shit to him in game, an hour or two later we add each other on friends list and play together often

>>380847319
okay

So what's the psychology behind this?

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>unpopular / slowly-dying game
>the same addicted rival guys are on almost every night
>the same 2-3 gamemodes
>everyone using unbalanced builds but no one cares
>everyone can predict outcome of the match because the same people but no one cares

>they shut down the servers

>>380847482
they're gay

Is Android 16 the coolest dragonball character

>>380847783
agreed

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>play KF2
>everyone has a mic but me
>play okay, didn't do stellar or anything
>leave so I can have dinner
>come back
>3 out of the 5 guys sent me a friend invite
>one of them kept trying to send me an invite to join a new game
>too shy to accept invite because I didn't want them to find out I'm actually a shitter without a decent team to carry me
I don't understand

>>380846484
fucking degenerate piece of trash

>>380847535
Same happend to me. Community building and making friends in games are dissapearing. Now it's only quick matchmaking games or solo. For example compare Maplestory from back then and now.

>>380841121
Literally me. Never add anybody because I won't ever play with them again.

>>380841685
>Name has 4 syllables
It's okay though, my parents are from another country.

>>380843170

I feel like Laurel could be salvaged if you have a really, really fucking cool middle/last name combination. It's one of those names that are unique enough that the combined name could become quite iconic.

Like Gordon Ramsey, nobody stops and thinks that this faggot's first name is Gordon. Look at him and just say Gordon, it feels weird.

>>380848065
>Laurel Spencer McGuinness

hmm

>>380846959
Nigga when was the last time you talked to a girl? They're shit. Shit garbage.

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>Starting gmod with cousin
>search for a good server
>seeing something a about shrek
>*click it*
>after downloading everything and joining i realise how nice this
>it's shrek being the ultimate tank with special abilities
>really have fun shooting shrek and and running away from him with the rest of the guys
>were like almost 50 people in that server
>everyone is sprays on the same monument thing
>extremly loud "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP" plays
>people are crazy, screaming laughing just fun time
>So heres the point: I see someone with a Kim Jong Un pic and speaks or atleasts pretends to speak anything asian
>i start pretending to speak asian too to make fun of him
>He goes complete apeshit
> "YOU MAK FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH?!"
>He is shouting so fast and insanely loud that i fell in a deadly laughter
>used to joind the server constantly but its now is dedd :(

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>>380840890
>guy joins server
>"WHOA HOLD UP THE KING IS HERE!"
>eyeroll.jpg
>decide to humor him
>"oh shit guys THIS DUDE is here"
>"YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT"
>guy ends up going 12/20
>team wins anyway
>"THE KING WINS AGAIN"
>"OH SHIT BOW DOWN TO YOUR HIGHNESS"
>"DAMN STRAIGHT BOI"
>sends me a private message
>"let me join your squad I show you how to play maybe my greatness will rub off on you"
>mfw I was top of the scoreboard last round
>"yeah sure dude"
>"YEAH BOI WE GON KICK SOME ASS"
>next round he introduces himself again
>"THIS TEAM GON BE ON TOP COZ THE KING IS HERE"
>still humoring him
>"MAKE WAY FOR HIS MAJESTY"
>"STEP ASIDE FOOLS"
>guy goes 25/24 2nd on scoreboard
>I'm top again
>"Man hope you been taking pointers this team tight"
>this continues for 5 rounds before he quits
>sends me a friend request and I accept because this dude is a riot and gets everyone salty while being bad
>vanishes from the face of the earth after a day

>>380848124
Wait nevermind I got it

Laurel Spencer Johnson

>>380848138
All people who lock themselves up in their homes are human garbage, and, of course, idealist scum.
The rest are mostly pretty nice, but you won't get twitter screencaps about that.

>>380848198

I'm just going to guess that he sucks mechanically at the game, but you would be surprised what either nominal 'leadership' can do to get randos to form together and actually focus.

>>380847850
What are you going to do about it, shitpost on the internet?

>>380848358
Yeah he's wasn't very good at the game itself but you're right with someone to bark orders things went a lot better than usual even if everyone was bitching about him.
It helps when you catch the other team standing still so they can type.

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>>380845979
;_;7
I was a regular on so many server in tf2 pre-f2p and pre-mannconomy
/hats
What
Went
So
Horribly
W
R
O
N
G

>join server
>lay on thick gay lisp and start hitting on everyone
>top of the scoreboard and carrying my team on my back
>my team has to sit there and take it while I verbally molest them because I'm the best player on the team

>>380847850
The only thing I am fucking is my boyfriend.

Why does that upset you so much... what are you... an anon in the closet?

>>380846959
woman detected

back to kitchen

>>380849041
>if you don't like gays it means your a closet gay

This makes no sense, famboni

>>380849141
Women BTFO!

>>380849141
Your behaviour is only seen in another group of people, Tumblrinas.
The only thing in common with you and Tumblr is that you are all obese shut ins with no contact with the real world, so i'm going to go with the theory that you just try to find someone to blame for your laughable existence, and unironically think shilling some political ideology will give you a semblance of purpose in your lives, since you have nothing to live for.

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>>380849284
>IT WAS HER TURN!!!

>>380849041
tfw wen you met your bf by shit talking each other at work

hetero boys will never understand

>>380849329
Ah yes, burger politics, the ones where you actually had to choose between a guy with zero experience in politics, and a warmongering traitor who was about to bring about WWIII.
As if your country couldn't be an even bigger joke.
And to top it off, one of them was a fucking Clinton.

>>380849185
Nah, see, if you don't like gays, that is cool, it makes sense to not like things that are different than your own way of life, totally makes sense, naturally.

However, hating something, getting worked up over something that literally has no effect on your own life whatsoever, I mean, come on, that obviously reeks of some insecurity.

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>>380849403
>your country

i'm not a burger my leftypol friend

now go back there

>>380849524
Then why would you or me care about what happens in a country where the government barely has any influence in what it actually does, and that only exists to be Israel's puppet?

>>380849405
Homosexuality is literally a threat to national security, it does effect me

>>380849405
>reeks of some insecurity
You wish faggot. I find your kind disgusting. Mistakes of nature that's what you are. Mentally ill mistakes.

>>380840890
>tfw this happens to you but its real life

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>>380849579

>>380849589
Proofs?

>>380849284
>>380846959
Someone's projecting

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>shittalk some guy
>he shittalks me back
>some pasty ass nerd tries to mediate between us
>"come on guys focus on the game dont hate each other it sucks"
>we both start shittalking him instead

>>380849696
Yes

>>380849682
So you gave up on arguments and keep trying to force this into pointless political debates about candidates who won't do anything because their military industrial complex and intelligence agencies, along with Israel, control USA with an iron fist, and the president is just a yes man?

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>>380849894

>>380849992
Oh look, burgers hitting each other.
Hopefully they'll start killing themselves soon.

>>380849894
Why are you so very obviously flustered, eurocuck?

>>380840890
Happened to me as well, except the server was called /v/.
We're planning on meeting up next year. I can't wait to play video games with him

>>380846218
come on john chill out

>>380850061
Because you are not doing anything.
You chose a candidate, he's not doing anything, yet you seem satisfied.
This isn't just about america, is the entire goddamn planet.
Every fucking one calling for a revolution, yet the only thing you do is vote for a candidate that, the moment he gets into power, he forgets about what he's doing.
And the same for the left.
Nothing is actually happening, yet you consider the fight won.

Will there ever be an actual change in politics ever again in this planet?
Or are we just doomed to see people shitposting about politics on the internet while politicians focus on doing as little as possible and bending over to companies and banks?

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>>380850043

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>>380840890
>join server
>play with the same group of people for two years
>server shuts down
>never hear from them again

>>380850205
Well considering the fact that you aren't doing anything either, then no, dont expect change.

>>380850257
Hey, it's what you want.
The right wants to kill the left, and the left wants to kill the right.
Go ahead, do what you wish, you rabid animals.

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>>380850382
you're the subhuman sandnigger

>>380850365
The times when one person could change shit ended a long time ago.
Nowadays not even presidents can do anything of value due to how controlled everything is.

>>380850452
You don't?
You don't want to kill each other, have the day of the rope, and kill all the "degenerates"?
And the leftists don't want to "punch a nazi"?
You are all violent animals begging to be let loose.
So go ahead, do it, it's bound to result in something more interesting than internet fights.

>>380850459
Then maybe you should stop crying, fag.

>>380850568
You're both insufferable. I can tell you love to hear yourself talk.

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>>380850568
why are you muslims so angry and violent? is it the micropenii?

>>380850651
I'm not crying, at this point the entire planet deserves it for being so goddamn stupid.
Go ahead, keep focusing on attacking people just as irrelevant as you, instead of demanding the people in power to get off their fat asses, i'm sure if you call each other cucks and mysoginists a couple of times more, something will magically happen to fix the entire planet.

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>>380847154
>get bullied ingame
>act like this in response

Works everytime.

>>380843170
My parents almost named me Reuban. What kind of stupid ass name is that?

>>380850771
You're pretty funny anon, you're no better than the people you're arguing with. You never attempted to have an impact on anything and you never intend to, stop preaching.

>>380850745
The only difference between you and sandniggers is that you have policemen who will shoot you the moment you go full retard.
That's literally the only reason you aren't chimping out like them.
Well, that, and the fact that modern idealists tend to be incredibly fat people who can barely leave their basements.

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>>380846959
There are just some things women can never understand.

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>join thread
>it's political """discussion"""

>>380850960
stop pretending you're not a subhuman mudslime achmed

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>Kill the admin one too many times
>banned for wallhacking
>You weren't wallhacking
Is there anything more bittersweet in vidya

>>380851016
Some fucking faggot got flustered that another anon said women will never understand this feel. Now the thread derailed because he's fucking crying walls of text

>>380851017
It's pretty sad that the only reply you have is a strawman.
And it's pretty funny how you can't even reply, because you know it's the complete truth.
You are subhumans begging for someone to let you behave like the niggers you claim to hate.

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>>380851016
>join server
>bunch of squeaky voiced kids arguing about trump and hillary
>leave server

>>380851117
Your argument is literally a strawman too, you're just writing more words.

>>380851117
islam will lose so badly. you have no recourse against the white man.

>>380851183
A bunch of sandniggers armed with $30 rusty AK47s and a bunch of edgy internet warriors.
What a sight.

>>380851278
you can fuck as many goats in the afterlife as you want, Al-jihad

>>380851182
What strawman?
I'm saying that burgercucks are nothing but savage niggers kept in a tight leash, and that that's the only thing differencing them from sandniggers.

>>380851404
except for they're majority white and therefore the superior country

sandniggers such as yourself are amongst the lowest genetic stock on earth, which is why you're so insecure and angry. silly mudhammeed

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>game about americans shooting mudslimes
>join server
>raghead team players yelling allahu akbar, murican team yelling sieg heils and deus vult
>racist slurs galore, nobody giving a fuck
>good time all around

>>380851497
>majority white
And that majority is split in half wanting to kill each other.

>>380851404
You're either

Too stupid to realize your argument is also a straw man
Or aware that your argument is a straw man and pretending you're unaware.

Either way kys, retard.

>>380849794
literally lol'd

>>380851613
>kys
And that's it.
Not going to bother with subhumans who use reddit-speak.

>>380851591
meanwhile you sandniggers are doing the job of blowing yourselves up for us

self removing roaches, easy

>>380851672
Good riddance.

>>380841331
>tfw Otto

It's like my parents just decided that this kid is going to be weird and/or nerdy and named me this. Everyone else in my family has a normal name.

>>380851690
And SJWs and you are ready to kill each other.
What's the difference between you and them, really?
Nothing.
Burgercucks are another breed of subhumans with barely any European heritage.

>>380851795
sjws are an easily subjgated problem. they will offer no resistance if it comes down to it.

you sandniggers on the other hand, as i said, just keep on doing our job for us. keep it up Bin Bombladen

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>>380851583
>Americans vs Russians
>On communist team
>two Russians join up
>occasionally playing the Soviet natty anthem
>someone does some hero shit
>VE VILL REMEMBER YOU ALWAYS COMRADE
>mfw

Never played with them again but it was a great 5 hours.

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>>380846484
this
I mic spammed him and called him a nigger in text and used my medkit on him while a charger smashed into him and I sprayed a trap with his dick in handcuffs so he could look at him while it happened. We are going to be millionares soon and he will jam his 8 inch long 6 inch thick meat sausage into my asshole and I will be his wife and make him food.

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>join server
>mute everyone

>>380851951
>sjws are an easily subjgated problem
Then why haven't you done it?
Maybe because all you modern idealist scum are a bunch of lazy fatasses who won't do anything but shitpost on the internet about what you want to happen, but won't do anything else about it?
Trump got elected, yet SJWs, niggers, sandniggers and the rest are still alive.
What now?
What's the next step?

>>380850885
>do this ironically
>on hrt now

quit while you're ahead

>>380852106
It's funny that you keep replying to him. You're retarded!

>>380852106
it's not necessary and probably never will be. america and the west is so successful despite its many problems. sandniggerstan on the other hand, not so much. sorry, you're just not on the same level as us white people.

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>>380851035
>player griefing on the server
>griefs me and taunts me
>I whack my big powertripping admin cock all over his face before banning him

>>380852179
So no, you are not going to do anything about it.
Niggers and sandniggers will crawl freely through there as they are welcomed by SJWs.
You'll keep complaining about countless stuff, but nothing will change, because you are too lazy to actually do something about what you believe in.

This is why modern idealism is a joke.
I really doubt any of you actually believe what you preach, and that there's some external reason to spout what you say, like virtue signaling, or standing out in something.
But the fact that you don't even try proves that you don't really care about what you say.

You are better than a third world shithole ravaged by terrorism and a cancerous culture that has never achieved anything of value.
That's what you limit yourselves to?
To being better than the absolute bottom of the barrel?

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>>380852102
>join server
>play a loud anime orgasm like soundclip
>one player complains someone thought he was looking at porn

>>380852374
>self hating dune coon

kek

>>380852436
>I better ignore the entire post and keep pushing the strawman because i'm getting my asshole torn apart at the fact that i'm a lazy fatass who knows that, if my ideologies became reality, I would have no purpose in life
What did the obese idealist mean by this?

>>380852519
>he's still replying

>>380852612
>S-STOP REPLYING, DELETE THIS
Makes my neurons contact each other.

>>380852519
explode mahmood

>>380852690
>his brain didn't function until now

That explains it

>>380852691
Sandniggers will keep exploding, in your neighbourhoods, and they'll kill your mother, your father, and your entire family, and they won't run out because each couple produces like 6 children.
And you know why this will happen?
Because the only thing you did was shitpost on the internet, you lazy fuck.

>>380852390
>playing tf2 before the manco store update
>some dude keeps playing anime soundclips whenever he got killed by one particular person
>keeps it up for 40 minutes until he ragequits

>>380852821
they only kill leftists and other sandniggers, not my concern

i wipe my dick on the quran every morning :)

>>380852938
Yeah, they run a thorough analysis and decide to blow themselves up when every single person on the street they are going to blow themselves up on is only full of people with leftist ideologies.
As I said, don't blame anyone but yourself when things keep getting worse.

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>>380853019
they only attack urban areas where leftist subhumans live

are you stupid? do you not understand this? the areas in the top of my pic are where they attack.

urbanite degernerate trash is all that perishes. nobody of any worth to me is affected or cares.

>>380853145
>the areas in the top of my pic are where they attack.
Post stats, please.

>>380853145
VIDEO GAMES

>>380853145
And when they run out of leftists to kill, they'll say
>ALAHU AKBAR, LETS LEAVE THE PEOPLE WHO HATE US ALONE, WE'VE ALREADY KILLED ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WELCOMED US

>>380853145
If you are not a muslim, you are a potential target.
Simple as that.

>>380849595
There is no need to be upset, anon, and for what it's worth, the sooner you come out as a gay boy the faster you will find true love, so take your time I know love is a roller coaster ride and all that.

Oh, and if you ever get yourself flustered, always remember this quote, sweetie,

"A hole is a hole" - Confiscus 1206 AD

>>380853192
every jihadist attack targets high density population centers, and they hate degenerate leftists

look at any of the recent attacks

>>380853268
countryside people have guns, know the lay of the land and would crush any attempted insurgency of any kind in a matter of days- leftist or jihadist.

>>380853349
they only blow up urban areas

>>380853432
>every jihadist attack targets high density population centers
And when those are destroyed, you'll be next.

>>380851983
living the dream

>>380853432
>countryside people have guns, know the lay of the land and would crush any attempted insurgency of any kind in a matter of days- leftist or jihadist.
And when they run out of ammo and muslims keep coming?

>>380853461
>>380853536

lol what scenario are you even imagining? there are none, not even worst case where the american white countrymen do not crush any who resist them.

>>380853615
They are a bunch of civilians, civilians can be easily crushed.
Unless those countrymen have some kind of immunity to bullets.
And we are talking about the future that awaits you due to the fact that you are not willing to do anything about muslims now.
They'll just keep killing you again and again.
They'll simply silently invade you, fill your country, and sooner or later, will be in control of it.

>>380849342
unironically this. they all just jelly, you do you.

>>380846959
>Random butthurt and autistic kneejerk response
>EVERYONE ON HERE IS A NECKBEARD
>EVERYONE....BUT ME!

ZERO self awareness. Don't even bother sorting out your mental problems, do the world a favor and end yourself.

>>380853718
deranged sandnigger, not unusual

>you kill the ace player on the enemy team
>Nice shot
t-thanks

>>380853730
Yes, of course you are.
/v/, like Tumblr, is composed 100% by obese shutins.
It's pretty funny how in 2 years /v/ has gone from priding themselves in that, to saying
>W-WE ARE NOT ALL NECKBEARDS, W-WE KNOW ABOUT SOCIAL LIFE TOO
It's pathetic.

>>380851098
Pretty much this.

>>380853790
Have you seen London, the one with a muslim mayor, and how there's entire places with muslim-only citizens?
That's what awaits for america next.
And you know what will happen?
Nothing.
Because you are in complete denial and you don't want to do anything that involves something more than posting shit on the internet.

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>Join American server
>High ping but consistant matchups
>Join Australian server
>Low ping but dead playerbase

Tis a hard life I live

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>>380840890
>interaction between players on a sever
>in 2017
Don't lie to us anon. Games having an actual community is dead.

>>380853892
>urban centers

if they try anything in the countryside, they will be wiped in the blink of an eye- and those same countrymen could easily retake the cities with lightning sieges

>>380853975
By whom?
A bunch of useless civvies with no training whatsoever in warfare?

>>380854065
assuming you dont start blowing yourselves up like you do in your home countries, abdul

>>380853349
"Homosexuals only exist to burn over a pyre" -Abraham Lincoln 907 BC

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>>380853975
>those same countrymen could easily retake the cities with lightning sieges
What the fuck am I reading.
What, does every burgerclap receive mandatory spec ops training?
You think that just because you have a bunch of guns you'll do anything?

And this isn't even about shooting, it's about coming to the country, increasing your numbers, and slowly taking over the government yourself.
They will change laws, and then you will become an apartheid.

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>girl joins in your team
>think to yourself "this is it anon, this is the time you've been waiting for all your life, soon you will be one of the mysterious elite people with partners"
>too shy to talk to her
>she doesn't try to talk to you
>no gf

Maybe next year...

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>>380853432
>>380853975
>>380853615
>this cringy shit
It's like I'm on 2007 internet filled with edgy teenagers again

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>>380854174
So, let me get this straight.
You are betting the entire future of the world on having a bunch of untrained people in some parts of the USA to fight against the 1.5 billion sandniggers there are in this planet?

And you are going to bet all of this to such thing, because you are not willing to actually do something about sandnigger hordes?
Basically, you are willing to start a war in your own country, just so you can be a lazy fatass one day more?

Is this truly the power of modern idealism?

>>380853892
>WAAAHH white people said mean things to me online
Stop fucking responding

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>>380853810
This means that you'd be one of those people as well, dumbfuck. Keep on projecting, no matter what there's tons of evidence you're way more pathetic because you've been arguing with strangers for what looks like more than an hour over a 7 word post.

Nobody in this thread will ever be as emotionally frail and pathetic as that.

>>380854250
What the fuck am I reading?

you think the people and military would support such an overwhelming regime change? it might look like it's happening in cucked euro countries like swedistan and germany, but they will be cleaned up when the right rises there once again.

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>>380854329

>>380854414
More like
>HEY, WHITE PEOPLE, HOW ABOUT YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE THINGS YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT INSTEAD OF THINKING THAT BEING OFFENDED FOR 30 MINUTES A DAY ON THE INTERNET DOES ANYTHING

>>380853810
/v/ was flooded with normies with gamergate in 2014 and again with the election in 2016, anon. How many times do we need to tell you this.

>>380854393
>1.5 billion sandniggers suddenly appear in america

you must be actually retarded achmed. all that inbreeding fucks with ya head huh?

>>380854250
>when /v/ starts turning inti nu/pol/

>>380854446
When the sandniggers rule your country, sure.

>they will be cleaned up when the right rises there once again.
When will that happen?
Not even Trump managed to do anything.

Hell, we are talking right now about how some guy is so fucking lazy that he's willing to bet everything on a bunch of untrained civilians to stop them.

When are you going to raise, when the only thing you do is shitpost on the internet?

>>380854589
who needs to raise when the only terror attacks are in urbanite areas infested with degenerate leftists?

>>380851098
lol

>>380854446
>you think the people and military would support such an overwhelming regime change?
Of course, half of your country already wants that to happen under the guise of muh diversity.

>>380854589
So untrained sandniggers are gonna be able to do anything? Sounds legit

>>380854663
>these sandniggers will never do anything
>if they do, the right will rise
>but they are already doing it
>it's okay because it only happens to big cities

When they start becoming part of your government, what then?

>>380854705
They won't take over your country by force, you will give it up to them.
USA will get more sandniggers, first muslim politician, first muslim party, and then first muslim president.
But it's okay because they only bomb leftists, right?

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>>380854761
>>380854835
i'm sorry but the muslims wont do shit apart from kill pic related and maybe take some small govt positions in their states

Trump won which means America is secure for the rest of time. If hillary won, different story.

stay assblasted shitskin

>>380850885
this is actually so useful for defusing angry teammates in dota 2

>teammate getting angry at me for some reason
>"watch it or i'll fondle ur balls in my mouth"
>usually he gets confused and drops the argument
>if not, then just keep doing similar lines until he does

works literally every time

>>380855049
Slippery slope.
>m-muslims won't do anything
>t-they will only get to small positions
>t-their party will never grow
>t-their party won't get a majority
>i-i'm sure their laws won't be that bad
>c-come on, we didn't even go to church, we won't evne miss them

Thanks for destroying western civilization.

>Trump won which means America is secure for the rest of time
How?
He didn't even manage to pass the muslim ban, and the wall will only be a fence, so it's muslims and spics.
And even then, what prevents another guy coming after 4 or 8 years and dismantling everything like he did with some of Obama's stuff.

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>>380848358
>tfw used to be good at vidya with good leadership skills so made a lot of bros
>tfw this turned into just good leadership skills, some old friends pop up from time to time
>tfw now suck at vidya, and too much of an autist to communicate properly because all my friends either left, died, or ignore me. Also have no friends, just solo queue all day
>whenever I do well and the randoms in my team send me invite to group up, make up an excuse so I don't have to deal with the heavy weight of trying to be a normal human being

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>play league
>get into a such bitter argument with one enemy over politics,race and philosophy
>he just stays in the jungle and writes the responses
>tfw we turn the game around without him and me playing
>tfw won the game by shitposting

>>380855191
obongo had 8 tears to grow tghe mudslime brotherhood and instantiate them in key positions throughout the US government

he mostly failed at that and now Trump is cleaning house of you stinky sandnigger subhumans

sorry but the White man is always destined to persevere over lesser races such as stinky arabs

>join server in co-op game
>spot another player who knows what they're doing
>stick close to them and and work together
>over the course of the game you both gain some kind of unspoken bond
>perfect cooperation, totally in sync with eachother
>the two of you carry your team to victory
>never see them again
I really love finding a good teammate

>>380855330
>american
>white

>>380846959
Not all women are like this but a good portion of them are
>In boot camp
>our group has a few fights early on but by the end of it all but 1 person gets along with the rest of the flight
>meanwhile with sister flight
>all they do is bitch about :"x" member in their flight, everyone's bitching about someone different

>>380855330
>obongo had 8 tears to grow tghe mudslime brotherhood and instantiate them in key positions throughout the US government
Instead, he made half of the entire country welcome sandniggers.

>Trump is cleaning house of you stinky sandnigger subhumans
How, exactly?

>>380843170
Or Gerwyn

>>380855197
one of the things i fear is getting too old to be good at vidya. i don't love video games as much as i love being good at video games specifically. if i don't feel like i'm superior to my opponents then i don't feel like i'm really having fun

it feels bad to have everything in your brain go downhill after 21

>>380843170
I met a Colombian girl called Lauren.

>>380855518
>he made half of the entire country welcome sandniggers
good thing she lost huh :^)

>How, exactly?
dnc pakis ran out there pretty quickly

>>380855712
>good thing she lost huh :^)
But they have a foothold, and in the biggest cities.

>dnc pakis ran out there pretty quickly
How about the muslim ban, you know, what would actually work?

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>>380841697
>Something's wrong with that kid

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>>380840890
It happened several times to me.

I couldnt find the image where it shows female friends insulting after one of them leaves and male friends insulting before one of them leaves and then talking good things about him

>>380855807
>they have a foothold in urbanite subhuman zones
and white "racists" still control the land that matters, and they control LOADS of it

>muslim ban
i like how you skirted the dnc pakis running the fuck back where they came from. the "muslim ban" will likely go through at some stage. interestingly obongo did the same thing, banning travel from the same countries. it's a temporary fix anyway- the Final Crusade will be the permanent one ;)

>>380850885
>>380855185
Or you can act like any other form of retard by not actually actually responding to whats said and spout random garbage, you don't need to pretend to be a huge fucking faggot. But i guess thats a /v/irgins first choice.

>>380845435
Suck it, inbred hick

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>>380841484
More like
>be random
>join server
>get kicked
>join another
>start shittalking you despite you just playing
>get kicked
>join server
>no scope someone high in the structures
>get accused of cheating
>get kicked
>day wasted

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>>380840890
>get in fist fight with kid during high school days
>end up having to sit next to him in a class a year later
>fuck this is going to be awkward
>see he's looking at world of warcraft stuff
>end up becoming best friends with him
anyone know that feel?

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this thread isn't summer enough, check this 5

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>>380856856
Ya incompetent failure

>>380856856
People that fail checks should be banned

>>380849792

I usually only shit talk out of nowhere and with great force at people who try and stop other shittalking.

>>380843170
Imagine being called Sebastiano. I'm proud of it

>>380857741
You shouldn't be

>>380857769
Every name in this thread is a good name anon.

>>380848291
You just insulted him because he was blaming an entire group of people but then proceed to do the same thing? Are you actually this fucking retarded.

>>380855457
What happened to the one guy? What did you do to him?

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>make a friend on a CSS server
>a decade ago
>we still talk

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>>380843170
Dylan.
hmmmm.

Sam.

Hyde

>>380849284
> sperges the fuck out because someone talked shit about "muh womyn"
> starts white knighting and projecting like crazy

again, why are we the ones having a "laughable existence" ?

>>380840890
This happened to me in a CSS game when I was 14. This game kept telling me that I seemed like an attention-seeking faggot (and I was lol) which made me really salty so I kept team killing him. We still talk today sometimes.