Listen, all I’m saying is Pauline was kidnapped by a Donkey

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Listen, all I’m saying is Pauline was kidnapped by a Donkey Kong once, and saved by Mario. Then, no one heard from her for over a decade and suddenly she’s the owner of a successful business selling close-to-lifelike automatons of Mario and Donkey Kong, and soon enough, their friends she’s never met, and now she’s the beloved mayor of a city that came out of nowhere named after Donkey Kong that he has nothing to do with, filled with people who everyone agrees is nothing like the established humans of the world.