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civ 6 thread
this story is full of lulz
>have civ 6
>lots of mods
>forget what mods i have
>never play civ 6 for a while
>friday night
>no parties or anything
>decide to get drunk and play civ 6
>play as god-emperor trump (mod) of kekistan
>play an islands map
>prince default difficulty
>start on a nice island. immediately build up slingers and warriors, take out the barbian camps
>immediately found 4 more cities to take over entire island
>found religion kekism, because of course that's a mod
>spawn next to mvemba a nzigga.
holy shit
>spread kekism to all of his cities
>malik obama ftw
>build first caravel
>start exploring
>second civ i find is adolf fucking hitler
>his religion is nazism (of course that's a fucking mod)
>well then
>he becomes ally immediately
>got my mvemba and i got my adolf
>discover tomyris raped a fucking pericles greek nation and has an entire fucking island chain colonized
>tomyris doesn't like me, but respects my imageboard culture centers
>build up science and culture like a motherfucker
>have so much fucking production from industry
>eventually gets to the point where i'm launching science victory shit and building thermonuclear bombs. all my cities have machine guns. i have fucking missile cruisers and nuclear subs all over the goddamned map.
>as i'm about to launch the last science victory objective.... ghandi, hojo tokimune, and saladin delcare joint war
>finally.jpg
>i have nuclear subs positioned all around the map at this point.
>thermo-nuke every fucking city on the goddamned planet that is not kekistani or german
>suddenly get science victory, but no. just one more turn.
>japan is the first to surender.
>immediately becomes ally.
>tomyris stayed out of the shit, but after some trade deals, i got her to join the war on my side.
>horses and fucking nukes
>forever
>finally, gandhi bends the knee
>one by one the nations of earth subject to my rule.
it's like the best fucking wet /pol/ dream ever.
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>>380824208
I implore you to kill yourself
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>>380824208
I clicked on this because I was hoping for a civ 6 thread. But instead I got children on /v/
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>>380824208
Wow this is pathetic. You are pathetic. This "story full of lols" is like it's made for reddit retards but with the intelligence of the average /pol/ poster.
Please do kill yourself. Or post again in about 5 years when you are hopefully more mature
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holy shit reading this is somehow a worse experience than playing civ 6
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>>380824208
lmaonade
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>>380824208
Falseflagging as a /pol/tard, how sad
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