If 4chan was a video game and every board was a level, what

My submissions for every board's boss fight:

/fa/ - Rick Owens wearing another Rick Owens
/lit/ - a Cerberus with the heads of James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, and DFW
/mu/ - a spectral Thom Yorke
/fit/ - Zyzz and an army of gains goblins
/x/ - the Demiurge
/g/ - a Richard Stallman that regenerates health by eating its foot fungus
/v/ - Todd Howard and Peter Molyneux riding Gaben like a wild stallion
/pol/ - Kek himself
/tv/ - Big Bane
/o/ - Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson all driving Ferrari 458 Italia's
/k/ - forcing the player to choose between eternal gatta gattas and a succulent deer pussy
/b/ - the reanimated corpse of Too Soon
/lgbt/ - violent fundamentalist parents
/his/ - six million Holocaust scholars
/sci/ - a sentient copy of Russell's Principia Mathematica
/q/ - Hiro behind seven proxies