WHAT A THREAD FROM ANON HE ALMOST CLICKED ONE OF THE WRONG SQUARES

These memes just aren't the same outside of /tv/

Forcing esport shit is hilarious.

>by the way, you the player are going to take this game very seriously and competitively

DECENT EFFORT BY OP, ALMOST GOT A CHUCKLE OUT OF THAT ONE ANON. GOT HIM TO REPLY TO HIS THREAD AND BUMP IT ONCE, AT LEAST. BUT HOW WILL THE NEXT POSTER FARE?

>>380760846

THE BANTER IS GETTING HEATED BETWEEN THESE TWO PLAYERS
THE ANON WITH THE FIRST SHOT FAILED TO GET A (you) COUNTER AND THE TENSION IS PILING ON

>>380760784
This was so fucking jarring. I don't care about esports one way or the other but this was awful.

>>380760784
>he's only 26

white people age like milk lol

>>380761303

BULLSHIT

seriously?

>>380761303
>"B-Black don't crack" he said while dunking himself into a barrel filled with lotion

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON

>>380761303
nonwhites don't even live that long

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>This is Joe Buck live at the Twin Towers
>The Jets are about to take offense, oh and a strike immediately to Hightower
>The people are screaming for their live, I believe, yes I believe they are jumping out to avoid the flames, if only they had a refreshing Coors Lite to perhaps cool themselves
>Troy, Coach Bin Laden said before that he wanted a high powered attack to open up the game but you get the feeling that this may come back to haunt them
>And I think, yes I believe the second tower has been hit. The refs are going to check just to make sure and yes it has
>And you get the feeling that, since the second half the Towers have just collapsed defensively. Coach Bush, before the game, thought his steel beams were infallible to the Jet's explosive play but clearly he was mistaken
>You get the feeling, that this is the wake up call the Towers management have needed for quite awhile, they are going to be rebuilding for quite some time after this
>You can hear the screams of the people inside, knowing that they are spending possibly there last... no I've just been informed by Mike Pereira that it's definitely their last... moments on Earth without the delicious sensation of Doritos Locos Tacos.
>And, is that, yes, the first tower has indeed collapsed. Yes. Word from the officials have confirmed it.
>A third plane, yes a third plane is heading towards the AND IT'S INTERCEPTED. WOW. I don't think Laden was expecting that at all.

>>380761303
Jesus fuck, no wonder people think I'm 20.

>>380761567
>t. balding 24 year old white male

>>380761567
t. Mad balding whittie

>>380761303
I'm older than i thought

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>>380760784

>>380761983
>>380761946
he's not wrong though

>>380761303
Jesus, I would've guessed 46

>>380761303
unhealthy people age like milk

>>380761846
AND HERE'S ANON WITH A JOE BUCK 9/11 GREENTEXT. LOTTA EFFORT FOR A LITTLE LAUGHTER. HE SQUEAKS OUTTA THE THREAD WITH A (YOU) OR TWO

>>380760784

At least this dude didn't spill his spahgetti and meatballs all over the place like that YouTube content creator..

thanks nig

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>>380762257
This is you

OP'S THREAD IS DYING, AND IT'S DYING FAST! HE'S GOT 22 REPLIES INCLUDING THIS ONE, GOING DOWN TO PAGE 7 IN THE THIRD QUARTER. WILL HE GET THAT MUCH-NEEDED BUMP HE NEEDS TO GET BACK TO THE FRONT OF THE CATALOG? WE'LL LET YOU KNOW RIGHT AFTER OUR SPONSORED BREAK COURTESY OF J-LIST!

Why the fuck are so many white people bald at a young age?

>>380764092
They just shave it thinking they'll look like badasses, not realizing they end up looking more cucked than before.

>>380764278
fat, bald and bearded is the unholy trinity for looking 20 years older than you should. bonus points for wearing reading glasses.

>>380763967
THANKFULLY ANOTHER ANON JOINED THE THREAD AND IS REVIVING IT. YES, HERE ANON IS TYPING A REPLY IN ALL-CAPS TO CONTINUE THE THREAD'S THEME. HOPEFULLY HE CAN FINISH THE POST IN STYLE, MIGHT NEED TO INSERT A MEME TO FINALIZE IT. AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE. THREAD CONTINUES.

What the fuck was that even all about. Some dude pops up out of nowhere and starts shouting while the game is being played and then he just... leaves. No explanation, no real idea what the fuck is even going on. It came and went so quickly that it didn't even register beyond "what the fuck is this shit?"

>>380765348
Looked like some kind of mix of Overwatch with the the Battle Royale meme games.

UH OH, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS THREAD WASN'T MADE WITH ITS AUDIENCE IN MIND
THE OP THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO DISCUSS HOW TERRIBLE SHOUTCASTING IS, BUT HE FORGOT HOW SUPERFICIAL /v/ IS AND WOULD ONLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE GUY BEING FAT AND BALD
CAN HE BRING HIS THREAD BACK ON TRACK?

>>380765480
AND THE /pol/TARD COMES IN WITH THE FALSEFLAG TO SUCCESSFULLY SHIT THIS THREAD UP.

>1 year older than me
>people think I'm 20
>everyone guy at the uni looks like 30 despite being same or younger than me
what the fuck is going up? is drinking and smoking really that bad?

>>380765480
>>380765716
NOT VERY SUBTLE. I'D GIVE IT A 4/10 BUT TO BE HONEST, THE THREAD WASN'T GOING WHERE OP THOUGHT IT WOULD. PERHAPS OP CAN PULL OFF A MIRACLE AND TAKE THIS THREAD BACK. IT'S IMPROBABLE, BUT HE HAS TO TRY, THERE IS A GRAND PRIZE OF 20 (You)s FOR A SUCCESSFUL THREAD. HE DOES NOT WANT TO LOSE THAT!

>>380765754
>tfw 28 and still get singled out for ID at bars

>>380766031
>tfw 24 and always asked for id
>drinking age is 18

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>>380766031
>tfw 21 and get "honey"'d at liquor store, "buddy"'d at barbershop, and "sweetie"'d at bars

Everyone thinks I'm 14 but I'm 24. Help.

>>380766282
>>380766274
>>380766031
isn't this something good?

>>380761303
no way

that's impossible

>>380760992
>>380761764
>>380762815
>>380763967
>>380764980
>>380765560
>>380765928
WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING!?!?!

>>380761303
>white people age like milk lol
Yep, slowly but surely we turn into yogurt.

Or cheese.

>>380766460
It's a mixed bag. Everyone treating me like a kid really dampens my self confidence. I doubt it's attractive to women too. Good thing I'm gay.

>>380766649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m52pru61EI

>>380766460
it's one of those things that's a perk when you're middle-aged and everyone starts decomposing, but a nuisance when you're younger.

>>380766282
>23
>own my own business
>married
>have a baby on the way
>already more happy and successful than all my student-debt ridden contemporaries
>can't grow a decent beard
>have a babyface
>constantly treated like a highschool or college student
>constantly get ID'd
>constantly have to explain to sales people and account managers that I AM the store owner, and YES I have permission to spend company money because I'M THE ONE who GIVES people permission to spend company money.

If I'm anything like my father and brother, I'm going to have a baby face until I'm 40.

>>380765928
>>380765716
>trolling is now falseflaging
>all caps
It's time to put down the supermale vitality, Alex Jones.

>>380766282
old people think when you call them that you're patronizing them for being old. young people think you're patronizing them for being young

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>>380761303

THIS is why I'm getting a hair transplant

Fuck this shit. I don't want to look like I'm 40 when I'm 25.

>>380767881
I think the other issue is that he's fat, has a scraggly beard, and has old man glasses.

>>380767881

Do you have all that cash? A good one is not cheap and you seriously donÄt want a bad one. Try finasteride first, you have to do that anyway unless you want to wait until you are 100% bald before the transplant. Otherwise they will transplant you hair and then you continue balding on the normal hair spots which looks even worse.

On a different note, that guy would still look old even with hair.

>>380766282
>>380766031
>tfw 21
>look like I'm 17
>never get carded

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>>380766881
>0:49
>alt-tabbing to the desktop in a middle of E3 presentation

>>380761946
>Black people don't bald

>>380761567
>t. salty mayo

>Always looked young
>30 now
>Planning to get a different haircut that will make me look barely 20
Time to get the teenage sluts I missed out on when I was their age

>>380761303
this dude is literally not 26, that's not possible.

>>380761303
Bullshit.

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>>380768324
Didn't even notice.

>>380761303
Somehow I believe it. I worked with a 25 year old who looked remarkably similar to this man. I'm quite certain they've both lived hard lives.

>>380766369
enjoy it, looking young when you're old is a blessing

>>380767881
>paying 10k for self esteem issues

having no hair alone doesnt make you look old. you could plant affro on top of that guy and he would still look old just based on the eyes alone.

>tfw gorgeous shaven head with god tier jawline/cheekbones

girls get wet for a nice shaven head don't listen to the propaganda fellow hairlets

>>380770630
I've had some stuff happen to my head though that makes me wary of what it would look like if I ever went bald...

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>>380760784
You've put on some weight Mr.Baker!

>>380770808
honestly it's probably all in your head (pun intended)

hair is kinda the garnish of looks, while it definitely adds to have nice hair, if you were ugly before hairloss, nothing really changes

>>380766460
A co-worker thought I was 20. I'm 34. It can be nice, but it sucks when women your age won't go near you because they think you're old enough to be their son.

>>380768324
Shit-clock's ticking, Rick.

>>380765348
It's supposed to show how "epic" esports are, but this game like most all the others that sell themselves on being an esport fail.
The esport meme only works when big companies make a game and even then it's not a for sure if it'll latch on.

See: for honor, DOW3, as two of the most recent examples

>still needing to fill out the captcha

AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT ANON SAGES THE THREAD OUT OF NOWHERE
OP LEFT IN A STICKY SITUATION NOW WHAT WILL HE DO WITH HIS TIME

>>380763967
>j-list
not anymore, thanks gookmoot

Good thread

>>380771095
nah just talking about scars and shit that are covered by my hair

>>380768324
Look at the uploader. The fag recording it alt-tabbed, not the ones at E3

>>380771850
ANON OUT OF THE LEFT FIELD WITH THE BUMP, SAVING THE THREAD FROM ITS MUCH NEEDED CONCLUSION

>>380761303
more like fat people age like milk

>>380766031
>tfw 23 but too autistic to have ever been to a bar

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>>380761846
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>>380760784
>mfw Evolve was promoted the same way

>>380772000
dude scars are fucking badass

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>>380766282
Manlet

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>>380761303
>>380761919
im in the same boat

>be 27
>never spend a minute in the sun
>always look young for my age unless i rock a beard
>go back to collage to finish my degree
>people think im 20
>get invited to partys
>people get blown away at my age
>their eyes literally poping out of their heads
>they probably wouldn't have invited me if they know im a grandpa
>girl that was grinding on me all night disappears after
>everything cool now that im "in" but people visibly treat me different

S-should i start lieing about my age?

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PILE PLAY

>>380766031
Don't ble flattered, we're instructed to ID anyone who looks younger than 35.

>>380769764
it never works out quite that way though

>>380766805
Are you a twink?

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>>380766805
>>380766282
Enjoy that, one day you will be like ME and the guy next to you will be getting buddyed while you are getting closer to 30 and time is running out.

Never ever live your life waiting on tomorrow, enjoy today because tomorrow will come nothing in this world can stop it from coming, OH GOD IT COMING FOR ME

>>380767881
You can pull off bald/balding if you shave it all off, grow a nice, well groomed beard and not be fat.

>>380772535
holy shit do tall guys unironically actually think like this? That's retarded

>>380772767
>being a retard and complying with that

Unless you guys got surprise audited in the past month no one cares, every one fails that shit dude. I used to record evidence for audits and NO one will ask or EVERYONE will depending on what you look like

>>380772874
I look very young and skinny, so I guess so, A-Anon.

>>380768424
they usually dont unless they have shit genes

>>380773489
what?

>>380772639
you should. Women do it all the time,if you can pass for a 20 year old I say take it while you can.

>>380773678
>unless

umm, sweetie....

>>380761946
>>380761983
>>380768546
>t. white boys pretending to be black online

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>>380773007
Artosis: "ANON MAKES A RETARDED POST POWER PLAY I CANT BELIEVE THIS TASTELESS WE JUST SAW THAT HAPPEN"
Tasteless: "BELIEVE IT ARTOSIS, MANLET ANON HAS BEEN MAKING GREAT STRIDES IN HIS RETARD POSTING, NOT LITERALLY OF COURSE"
Artosis: "THIS KIDS GOING PLACES TASTELESS, JUST NOT QUICKLY"
Tasteless: "AMEN TO THAT, WOW"

>>380773816
Yeah but now people know me now

OP, you had a great idea, but these sad losers would rather talk about how big a buncha losers they are.

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I thought that he was this guy at first

>>380760784
https://youtu.be/v6bUc6XTH5Y

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>>380774294
FUCK YOU

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>>380774294
There's never going to be a better duo in casting

>>380774508
fun fact, he's actually 12 in this pic.

>>380761303
Baldness adds +10 years to anyones looks

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>>380774908
I agree, I saved these for nostalgia to remind me of my favorite few months of /v/. I miss korea time and I miss japan time,

ill post one more

>>380774938
You silly motherfucker, got me giggling.

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>>380775408
Better times. The only thing I don't miss is using that shity GOMtv client

>>380760904

I'm pretty sure even people that watch esports for 18 hours a day don't like the esports pandering. It really feels like old people trying to be hip and cool with the kids.

>>380774817
ANON COMING OUT OF HIS COVER AND AIMS FOR THE HEAD. HEADSHOT WHAT A KILL I THINK THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A NOSCOPE EVEN. ANON TAKING THE LEAD WITH ONLY A FEW POSTS REMAINING CAN HE STAY ON TOP ?

I thought it was endearing. Who knows if it'll actually be a good competitive game and actually have shoutcasters on ELEAGUE

This has potential.

Women don't find men below 6'1 attractive. They're very, very selective.

>>380776262
ANON MAKES A POWERPLAY BUT ONLY SCOOPS UP ONE (YOU), HE HAS TO DO BETTER THEN THAT IF HE WANTS TO BE CROWNED ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

>>380776846
b-but 6'0 is close enough right....

>>380760846
/tv/ and /v/ are pretty much the same board now.

>>380777120
As a /v/ and /tv/ poster I'm fine with this. Absolute kino.

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>>380777120
No, /tv/ is funny and original with new OC memes every month, people have actual "discussion" with posts that are longer then 2 sentences there.

/v/ is literally pic related in every thread or stolen memes, its been an endless cycle here for the past 6 years

>>380777423
Child pornography is not discussions

>>380761946
>>380761983
ayo hol up haHAA chu say white boi haHAA white btw haHAA

>>380777423
Look I love /tv/ but lets not go overboard. It certainly creates a lot of interesting and funny memes and syntehtises, but there is also a LOT of copypasta and reposts, probably more than on /v/.

But /tv/ is probably the most fun board if you just wanna hang around and shitpost. The lotr threads are absolutely wonderful.

>>380777423
>both of those texts have more than 2 sentences

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>>380777120
does this still apply to /tv/? Havent been there recently

>>380777668
Absolutely 100% still true, but of course Twin Peaks is now on top with 250+ replies due to the new season. And epic memes gets a lot more replies than just that if they are epic enough. Nostaliga threads also have more than that amount of posts, in fact /tv/ is a rather fast board.

>>380777668
yes

>>380777618
Its not that /tv/ is good its just that /v/ is so so bad

>>380777668
Epic meme threads get way more hits than that, but yes its true

>>380777668
By the look of the current catalog it's worse. Probably like most of the fast boards you have to go through a pile of shit, to get something worthwhile.

>>380760784
ANON MIGHT BE BRINGING IN A HOT NEW MEME WE WILL HAVE TO SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT OVER THE COURSE OF THE SEASON

>>380777668
Absolutely

/tv/ makes /v/ look downright amazing

>>380778519
Its an acquired taste. You just have to know what threads to avoid and what threads to look out for.

>>380761303
that's because white people don't have adult neotony . That said, this guy looks like hes 40.

>>380778682
I agree, you can always find something decent on /tv/ but on /v/ the best threads are not even /v/ related at all like this thread. Very few good vidya threads, the starsector threads were good and now we must wait for the darkest dungeon dlc to drop and that will be nice for a day or two

I miss when fight games commentators would talk shit to the people playing.

>>380777120
at least /v/ doesn't have a pedobot