>UM THAT'S NOT YOUR TARGET >YOUR HEALTH IS LOW, MOVE

>>380754212
Because we have retards like you everywhere

It was the tutorial retardo. I just dont get why they would show the tutorial instead of more advanced gameplay

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>>380754212
>Dat nintendildo butthurt

Fuck at least you autistic piece of shits are good for a good laugh kek

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>>380754539
I'm sorry? The tutorial in Monster Hunter looks like this.

>>380754803
No It doesnt, you are still stuck in the unite era. Play the last three games and see for yourself how fucking tedius the tutorials are

>>380754803
The tutorial of mhfu was the hunter trainer talking to you for 40 hours and making you do shitty pickup missions.

>Why are console games so patronizing? Serious question.

because that's exactly what people want

BOTW is a game where absolutely nothing is required and it's the only zelda game where you can't get stuck if you're shit at the game, and it's the greatest game of all time because that is "freedom"

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>>380755084
That's the PSO tutorial

The combat tutorial may be goofy looking but it has the blood of all of us on it

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>Slows you down to a "crawl"

ayy