>wake up >you're the last character you played as

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>go climb every fucking where for the lulz
OR
>go hit some girls / bois

HUUUUH

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>>380751914
>BING BING WAHOO

>>380751914
Fap

I am the most generic death knight in the world. I go kill some shit to sate my eternal hunger I guess.

>>380751914
>2B
TIME FOR E X P L O R A T I O N

>>380751914
>Ori
Get raped by furries

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>no hordes of demons to rip and tear
what a waste of time

Masturbate

I don't know what I played last, but this is the universal answer

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:^)

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>>380751914
I'm a nep i guess ill just nep

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I invade Germany, then get sent to bed early for yawning on the council meetings.

>Last played Call of Misery
Die horribly I suppose

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>>380751914
>Demon Lord of the Round Table
time to go make a name for myself

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Guess I'll be farming my Agility now...

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>>380751914
Pretty boring tbf mate

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>>380751914
Find out what female masturbation feels like.

I have a fucking jetpack, I have a grappling hook, and I can summon a giant mech.

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Artem from Metro
Replace filter in my mask

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Shit.

>>380752705
Go to Europe.

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>put on Kamaro mask and bone the dancers
>put on Kafei mask and bone Major secretary first, then Cremia immediately after, and finally I ask Anju for a blowjob. She will taste other woman's vagina on my dick. Anju is now a female cuck
>put on Zora mask and bone the treasure chest shop lady
>put on Goron Mask and bone Kafei's mother
>go to pirates hideout, put on Stone Mask and molest Gerudos
>put on Zora's mask and bone Lulu
>finally it's time for Deku palace
>put on Deku Mask and ask princess to suck my wood

what did I mean by this

>>380753648
Start outside your own front door, burger. You're literally less white than Europe.

>my oblivion character

jump around I guess

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After all this time, finally I'm Chad.

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whelp
guess im dead

>>380751914
fuck the hot troll barmaid inside the dalaran inn

>>380751914
>DH from Diablo3
Oh well fuck, let's see, I guess I'd go to work like a good wagecuck.

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>>380751914
HUH

>>380751914

Use my skyrim skills to make drugs and sell them.
Possibly go to the closest McDonalds and kill a a dragon.

>>380751914
>can mind control people just by splashing them with some of my cum
I picked a good time to play a porn game

Would've honestly wanted San Andreas, solely for the HESOYAM thing.

>>380751914
>the ball from NightSky

roll around and listen to Chamillionaire I guess

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>>380751914

>What's the first thing you do?

all of them!

Wolfgang Krauser from Fatal Fury

Rich, exactly 2 meters tall, motherfucking jacked. Can shoot Kaiser Waves.

not sure about my purple mullet though

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Love making session with Ciri__

>>380751914
Last game I played was AC BlackFlag so I would probably start doing some sick parkour and assassinate guards

>>380751914
>Pit
fuck Palutena or Pittoo

>>380755998
I'd use my jedi mind trick powers and rape girls

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>>380751914
Masturbate.

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Bait anons.

>>380751914
>Knuckles
I can't go that fast so I'm just gonna try to fuck a bat.

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Jump in my S2 cars and drive like a mad man in a universe where high speed collisions have 0 consequences.

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>>380751914
play with myself

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>I'm now an amnesiac who has an angry hair-mouth
>and boobs

Probably get yelled at by Samson for fucking up this bad.

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>>380755786
I don't remember them looking so, mannish.

my gta character.
Shoot niggas and sell drugs i guess


>>380757326
Yeah they tend to fuck up models when they port them to sfm

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lol

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>>380751914
Go hunting, I guess.

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shit, go about conquering earth and establishing my Eternal Empire I guess.

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Be whatever I want to be.

Probably dead depending on the difficulty.

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>>380751914
Invade Jamaica.

Ooops, waitup, I'm Che!

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>>380751914
>Don't let Naomi give me the shot.
>Hold hands with Meryl. She's got a great butt.

>>380751914
>SC2HotS
>Kerrigan
First? Experiment with my new found female genitals... then wreck the universe

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>>380751914
Obliterate countries i don't like, then masturbate or something dunno

>Disgaea 5
>Dark Knight

I dunno, grind a bit, claim a Netherworld in the name of /v/ and chill. Maybe try and rub Priere's thighs.

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Time to purify everything I guess.
;_;

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masturbate like crazy

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Blow shit up

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Rape and pillage.

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I have a pretty kickass ride that allows me to phase through cars, which helps against the traffic

Then i would pick up cute bois

>agent 47
Everyone dies.
Everyone.

>>380752535
Rogue here. Would bone Vanessa, Valera and Tess. Fuck Legion.

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>>380761206

>>380761506
Even you?

>Toukiden 2
Well, i'm my own donut steel, so I guess i'll...run around town really fast and go the bar, maybe become a vigilante. There's no fucking Oni in this world, what is a slayer supposed to do? Could become an exterminator I guess. From Oni to cockroaches, oh how the mighty have fallen

>>380761676
Hopefully.

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Masturbate furiously

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>>380751914
destroy you

>>380751914
>my party in Wizardry 1
Hope my fucking thief doesn't get lost forever a third fucking time.
God fucking damn it just revive you sack of shit.

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Waste my entire allowance on gachapon.

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>>380751914
I will spread hope throughout the world and help those I can.

>>380760612
create canonical n00dz

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Become the world's richest cam whore.

>>380756043
same game, would do the same thing.

>>380762158
strogg hero when

>>380762158
*teleports behind you*

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>box from unbox
>i have no mouth and i must scream

>>380751914
>wake up as 47
>check out my huge white dick
>promptly locate and fuck >>380752135

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>>380751914
>Hulk Ultimate Destruction
SMASH
but seriously Banner can lucid-Hulk at this point so I'm probably gonna leap off into the county (I live in a certain Midwest city on the river) where they have a bunch of hoosiers with dead cars and refrigerators on their 2-acre property, so I could caber toss Fords and shit without hurting people

>harvest moon

Water my crops I guess

>>380762782
heh

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>>380751914
Summon satan

>>380762980
Would he notice it, though? Are you going for the Silent Ass-assin rank?

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I dont really know

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>>380763191
hell no, i'd be theatrical about it

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you know damn well what I'd do

>>380751914

>Max Payne 2

pick a fight with a government conspiracy with a psycho sniper interest that i saw get killed in the first game?

groovy

>>380762158
You think you can take >>380763113 (me)? Good luck.

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>>380751914
kill god damn nazis

>>380757326
sfm models are shit, and also the lighting is really bad.

>wake up
>grab a brush and put on a little makeup

>>380751914
Devour-hour-hour

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cause resonance cascades

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I will politically banter so hard it will ignite WW3.

try and kill my hubby heihachi

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>Wake up
>I'm a scarred, infirm 60 year old queen in charge of Leon in the year of our lord 947

Cry because I have maybe months to live. Why did you do this to me, OP?

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Hmm, let me see

>kill Russians
>take a break
>then kill some more Russians
>rinse and repeat

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I bring home Ciri

>Dragon Age: Origins
>human noble
Knife-ear purging time

>>380751914
>Deathwing Apothecary

I'm already a reclusive misanthrope, so I guess I carry on as normal.

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Finally, i can unleash my inner Slav

Barbass will be heard
Feasts of semechki and vodka will fill every table

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>>380766084
he might be her father

but Gerald is her daddy

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Ya'll motherfuckers dead.

>>380766226
>hardbass
fuck my fingers

>>380755786
God damn Triss is so fucking beautiful. The only video character I've kind of fallen in love with and hoped she'd exist

>>380751914
Phantom Lancer
Idk. Multiply myself?

>AA2 guy with 24 girls
Livin' the dream

>>380766492
Nah, you'd just be a loser at everything in life.

>my most played hero
>turned to shit
>my scars will never heal...

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>>380751914
Coping with never beign able to run anymore.

>demi-fiend from Nocturne
ONE

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Ask Dr. Light about X.

P5 MC, but I'm staying with a friend for the weekend so that might be awkward. I already look a lot like him, but I'm a grill, so. Probably secretly pack up my shit and try to start my life over?

Tracer
Well at least I'm a girl

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>>380751914
>Batman Arkham City
If I'm in Batman's game world just keep being normal Batman, real world I'd go all Dark Knight returns Colonel Kurtz.

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>Wake up in the Hunter's Dream and go to Cathedral Ward
>Run to Grand Cathedral and enter it
>Find Amelia waiting there, transformed
>Convince her to cuddle with me
>rest with her and later go slaughter beasts in her name

Sounds good.

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>>380751914

Explore the Galaxy and become space hitler

Courier from new Vegas
depends which world I wake up in.
Fallout finish main story line don't kill house and let him rule New Vegas while I travel the wasteland to find that vault 112 and execute little German mangirl then evict the tenants from the simulation . Scout the wasteland find top tier women and lure them to the vault with the promise of immortality. Enter simulation and live happily forever there after.
Real lifeshit post on 4chan

>>380766904
Start life over?
atleast you admit the operation was a mistake

>>380762431
She doesn't get enough art

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Look for my dick

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PURIFICATION

IN

PROGRESS

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teleport behind people and slash them to pieces

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>>380751914
>some poor motherfucker in Stalingrad
Die.

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I'm my Mii. Miitopia is a fun game.

>>380751914
> I'm Ky

Go fuck Dizzy of course

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>>380751914
Strafe jump and bunnyhop everywhere like a maniac I guess.
HURNH

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>>380751914
I laugh

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>>380751914
This nigga.
I go fuck sum white bitches with mah black dick

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Ask a bunch of unnecessary questions whenever someone tells me something.

>>380751914
HUH

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>Titanfall grapple dude

I swoosh around at high speed, what else?

>the grand empire of Ethiopia, from the patriarch of Alexandria to the metropolis of Gonder to the kingdom of Hejaz. scheduled to be demolished by the Paleo-Erdogan Empire

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>>380751914
>Mercy
Lock myself in my room and masturbate furiously in front of a mirror for the next 6 hours

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Geralt.

What could I do?

>>380773501
Find your creator. The man who designed Geralt. Show yourself before him. Embrace him. For a creator's greatest dream must be to see their creations come to life.

Batman. Do i wake up in the Wayne Manor with all the money, or in my house and poor but with great physics?

>>380773790
>For a creator's greatest dream must be to see their creations come to life.
If I were God I would punch you.

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>>380773501
Plow as much women as possible and convert them from being a femenist, to a massive, cock craving slut.

>>380774087
Would you really?

Squat near a barrel fire

>>380774174
Maybe.

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>>380751914
Fuck my waifu

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>>380751914
I'm a cute robot loli with plasma rifles.

Time to check those sexual sensors.

>Waifu character from BDO
Masturbate I guess.

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Shitpost on /k/, hide in bushes and on top of various vantage points.
Bonus: if I keep my camo then shitpost even more on /k/ with the phantom camo