Comfy treehouse thread!
https://youtu.be/DJABBMAqZsU
VOTE!!!!!!
https://strawpoll.com/se22x13
>it's fine when Nintendo does it
BTFO
>>380635987
First for amiibo
Reminder that Isabelle belongs to Bill
>No Chiko in the poll
It looks great. I'm crying nintendo thank you
Wario land where you at?
Friendly reminder that they won't be announcing Sm4sh for Switch. If they were, they'd have done it during the Spotlight.
I'm tempted to buy these Amiibo, although I don't have a N3DS so they'll be useless to me.
I am going to buy this game and these amiibos because I am just that excited that Metroid is back
>>380636127
It's fine when everyone does it.
Nintendo should buy Mercury Steam and fire Alverez, there's clearly talent there, it's just being incredibly mishandled
>>380636127
i need to see both in motion at the same time
>>380636154
BLEACHED
>>380636127
what am i meant to be looking at
Any New 3DS improvements to this beside amiibo shit?
>>380635307actual leak.
>>380635987
Are they going to announce something new today or I can actually go to work now?
What's the name of the other girl? She cute.
>Squishy glory
For fuck's sake...
>>380636154
BILLED
>>380636259
>Handle business correctly
>Konami is your financier
Impossible
>>380636317
>that texture
nah
SAMUS RETURNS LOOKS GREAT
NAYSAYERS ETERNALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GALAXY
>>380636186
>Implying the won't release a 15 second trailer at 3AM that ends with ''Available now''
>>380636239
>Crystal Bearers
kindly kill yourself
>>380636319
Nice ass
Audio glitch
>>380636508
Crystal Bearers was great, fuck you
Mercury steam could be fine.
The problem with Castlevania 3DS was the overall level design rather than the graphics and how it handled
>>380636108
Because Samus has destroyed literally every single one of them each time they've began reproducing.
>People complained about splatoon
>Was the most fun thing to watch in the past 3 hours
>>380636297
What Jewtendo does best: rehashes
>>380636319
thats a really bad shop
what does sakamoto does besides metroid?
>>380636297
Asset reuse? I dunno, I think anon is retarded.
>>380636428
Agreed. I would love sprites, but if you expected Nintendo to release a presumably full price game in 2017 with pixel art you are retarded
>>380636428
>has a team of Metroid series vets working on it alongside Sakamoto and MS
I'm so happy
This sounds like he's confirming extra areas.
>Sakamoto just can't stop talking
JESUS MAN WE KNOW IT'S A NEW METROID END THE SEGMENT.
>>380636597
Rhythm Heaven and Warioware
>>380636597
Metroid: Other M (2010) — Director, Producer, Scenario Writer
Rhythm Heaven Fever (2011) — General Producer
Kiki Trick (2012) — Supervisor
Game & Wario (2013) — Producer, Game Designer
Tomodachi Life (2013) — Producer
Rhythm Heaven Megamix (2015) — General Producer
Miitomo (2016) — Producer
Metroid Prime: Federation Force (2016) — Special Advisor
Metroid: Samus Returns (2017) — Producer
>>380636508
Nah I liked the game and had fun with gravity mechanic.
>>380636571
My man
>>380635987
She'd look a lot nicer without the oblong drawn-on eyebrows.
>>380636127
it's fine when your mom does itwith Tyrone
>>380636571
Crystal Bearers shit on the entire CC games before it, and killed the series for good. Now fuck off.
>>380636317
Ooh. Dolphin. Real creative.
On a side-note, has anyone ever tried Melee VR? Shit's crazy.
Anything new/USM stuff, or are they just repeating the same games?
>>380636653
Who's aksing samus out?
holy fuck they are really dragging this out to kill time.
>>380636674
He's a fucking autistic, shitty fanfic writer who is full of himself. what do you expect?
Melee counter looks really overpowered with meter beam, but at enemies hit like trucks. The boss was hitting for like 80 a hit. Not a huge fan of the melee cutscene crap with boss, but it looks like you have some control over it???
Any new games announced today?
>Special edition still isn't up on Amazon
THE CITY OF KIRBYFAGS
THE CITY OF KIRBYFAGS
THE CITY OF KIRBYFAGS
>BOTW AGAIN
kirby is dead and we killed him
BOTW next
Oh shit just woke up, what did i miss!?
>>380636428
Pixar's Nintendo's Metroid: Samus Returnz
it's just more zelda
I'm starting to doubt there'll be any announcements at all
zelda again...
>botw
kek
MORE POINTLESS SHIT BOYS
>More Zelda
It's over.
No Kirby, nothing else.
Just repeats.
Day 3 was a mistake.
>Special edition with OST
NEAT
>Zelda's next
Take a shot everytime mentions Link being naked/wants Link to be naked
>>380635987
>https://strawpoll.com/se22x13
who is kendra?
>>380636859
You guessed it: FUCKING NOTHING
>POST YFW KIRBYFAGS BTFO
come on man
>all this fags saying Mercurystream was going to ruin Metroid
Eat shit faggots, it looks great and Mirror of Fate was good
>yet another segment of treehouse being bad at botw
kill me now
KIRBSHITS BTFO
TREEHOUSE ANON WOULDN'T LIE. HOLD OUT GUYS IT'S STILL REALLY EARLY
Maybe they'll show the Golden Lynels today.
>>380636756
Just because it was worse than the other CC games doesn't mean it was bad. Eat shit, kid
>>380636584
that isnt what a rehash is. aside from sidescrolling, its two entirely different games and having vaguely similar looking areas doesnt mean anything
>>380636784Me.I asked a drawfriend to make that a few years ago
>get three games
>get no segments
Even Nintendo are sick of seeing kirby
They mentioned a 3d trailer download for Metroid on the eshop but I cant find it am I just being retarded?
>>380636828
this would be perfect
>>380636907
tranny elf girl google it nigger
FUCK SHOWING NEW GAMES WE'RE JUST GONNA REHASH THE SAME SHIT FROM THE PAST 3 DAYS
Not even a kirbyfag
Why does this song sound like a Smash song remixed
there's something incredibly offputting about audrey's face and I can't put my finger on itthose tits though
why is she so cute /v/?
I hope this means that most of you stop watching
>>380636907
>>380636784
halo
/ourguy/?
>still no Kirby
Do they literally have nothing new to show? Are we doomed to see repeats until this day is over?
>>380636847
Kirby
Sells
No Matter
What
>>380636859
Nothing
>>380636907
Shyguy mass murderer
>>380636927
I want to impregnate her in his butthole
>>380636859
Not too much, man. Main reveal so far is that Odyssey has two player where 2P controls Cappy and flies around. Also, 2P has camera control, which will be great for messing with friends.
>>380636871
Well this is the last day. And probably we'll have a Nintendo Direct in no less that 3 months.
I love Theresa!
>>380636927
If it's Kirby Switch I'm glad we're not seeing anything.I know I'm going to eat my words. Be gentle.
>Audrey visits /v/
>>380636935
kek, Mirror of Fate is shit, Nintendo actually kept them on a leash unlike the retards at Konami that didn't give a fuck about their ip.
Has anything been announced during today's treehouse? I haven't been watching it.
>>380637029
it's too long
>Special Edition that comes with a Metroid Soundtrack disc and a reversible cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8
>More Zelda DLC
Oh boy i can't wait to see Audrey get horny live and automatically take Link's clothes off when she isnt showcasing clothes
>>380636964
You passed the drone test. Congratulations
>>380636927
Delete this.
threehouse please return to us and give us more details
>Zelda
Really Nintendo? it's the last day and you've been showing shit. Why not at least more Xenoblade 2, Kirby Switch, new kirby 3ds, Pokemon USUM, or even ARMS? Fuck me.
Isn't Switch supposed to be $299 ?
>>380637039
>cargo shorts
>Still no Kirby or Xeno2
>>380637035
>>380637037
Nintendo really knows their audience.
>>380637182
Xeno2 was shown on the first day.
>>380637182
they showed XB2 day 1
>>380637182
xeno2 was yesterday
>>380637182
They did show Xeno 2
>>380637147
>ARMS
Let's not go too far, I'd rather see Zelda again.
>>380637182
>xeno2
no fuck off
>>380635987
What happened to Strawpoll??
Theresa fags BTFO
Who's ready to see Audrey get hot and bothered over her favorite shouta?
>>380637105
Not even a mother could love that ugly face.
Take a show when Audrey takes Links clothes off
Drink the whole fucking bottle if the demo starts with his clothes off
>Steam Garden music
>there's a chance that Super Kirby Fighters could actually be in an unfinished state and, thus would not ready for public showcase yet
Do you know what time the Treehouse ends? If it's only a couple hours away, that is not a good sign.
who /fever dream twitch stream/ here
>>380636154
Makes me happy B-man is gettin it from best girl
WHERE THE FUCKKK
IS POKEMON USUM
>>380637182
Xeno 2 was shown.It looks in every way worse than the original gameplay wise.
>>380636756
Last I remember from the Square Enix members website around the games launch, it actually did fairly okay/well. I recall reading that they thought of the idea of doing a sequel.
Bearers didn't kill it off, they most likely just found it a nice stopping point if any
>>380637182
Xeno 2 was played for almost half an hour day 1
Nintendo, I'm already buying the DLC packs, stop showing them to me. I know.
You can tell god felt bad about that face so bless her with giant milky tits I wonder if she wonders why guys bring candles and two paper bags during booty calls
>>380637295
If we're really getting new content talked about today then i'm all for ARMS.
Are there gonna actually be any more reveals today or is it just gonna be more shit we've already seen plenty of?
>>380637350
>Trial of The Sword strips you down anyway
It's a pretty safe bet that will happen, pal. No need for a drinking game.
>>380637325
>The teen sex appeal gets horny about Nintendo's little Teen sex appeal
Like clockwork
>>380637439
>>380637176
>cargo shorts are bad meme
>>380637490
There will be one more big surprise left, so please look forward to it! :)
God why couldn't they atleast bring Chiko back this year for BOTW DLC, she was the only competent player.
>>380637538
t. squid kid at e3 wearing cargoshorts
>>380637037
lol ok
>Zelda segment
>Suddenly all girl team
What a coincidence!
OH, SORRY!
>>380637439
Why candles?
pls just release Samus Returns for Switch then I only gotta buy that
Hey guys threehouse here again
Hang tight for special announcement after the Zelda segment
: )
O-Oh!
ELF PUSY
>>380636828
>Theresa with fake tits
Why would you ruin her?
>>380637429
Crystal bearers was definitely the worst in the series, but I think it would do very well on the Switch.
>>380637580
ty threehorse
>3 girls watching naked Link
>EVERY TIME ITS AUDREY PLAYING
W H Y
>"Oh, sorry!"
THERESA IS THE FUCKING CUTEST
>>380637626
It's hot as fuck in Florida and I don't have any good alternatives.
>OH, SORRY
I wasn't paying attention, what happened?
>>380637418
You mean better right?
>Audrey straight into tingle mode
surprise surprise
>>380637580
Hello based anon. You better be right.
TRIPPLE WAIFUS
>>380637678
Don't you lie to us
Kendra is best
>>380637598
>I'm going to kill all of these Bokoblins.
>why?
>They don't deserve to live
Chiko is the fucking best.
>>380637712
it's the only game she knows how to play
>>380637376
AND THEY KEPT SHOWING ME THIS FUCKIN FROG GAME
TINGLE MODE
I
N
G
L
E
M
O
D
E
>>380637664
So she doesn't take offence when u ask to turn the lights off
>>380637712
Alpha female
>>380637439
That's considered a bad face these days?
Guess I've never thought about how shit my taste is
>Nino won't be in FE Warriors
>Nino won't be DLC either
FE Warriors 2 when?
Hey!
Treehouse here.
Wario and Waluigi fans will be very happy soon ;)
SO CUTE
She is reading the same script than yesterday.
Audrey x Link OTP
>>380637745
Just theresa being cute
>>380637725
I live in Florida and I'm just naked.
>leaving the house ever
>>380637118
that's definitely a part of it but her skin looks like plastic and her hair looks like it has the texture of a doll or some shit
it's like she's trying her best to get into uncanny valley territory
Just got back from having to run errands
What did I miss? Did any Kirby announcements happen?
This is literally the same thing as last time.
>Audrey going into Tingle mode
>>380637745
They didn't realise the camera was on them and just had an empty stare towards the camera.
I really should hack my Wii U already to play this.
Need to pick up an SD card though.
JUST
>3 girls watching Link in tight clothes
>>380637712
She's the type of girl who will molest link at any chance she gets
>They added a costume to pander to e-celeb fans
What did Nintendo mean by this
>>380637745
she forgot to hide her autism
>literally a recap word-for-word of yesterday
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED?
>>380637580
Let me guess: it's whatever Agents of Mayhem is.
Is Audrey /our girl/? Theresa can't even compete.
>>380637896
time has done nothing to that nose, it was always ugly
That's it, I give up on them showing anything that's not first party today. Do we really need all these repeats?
I was looking forward to Nintendo giving their third party games at least a little bit of spotlight during these streams but no, they'd rather shill the BotW DLC for the 3rd time. Blows my mind, no wonder nobody wants to support their shitty console.
>>380637828
Don't do me like this, Anon.
>>380637752
I wish.
My penis can only handle so much guys
What's next more arms ? Splatoon? Another shitty 3ds game?
Jesus fuck I'm so sick of this shit, 30 minutes each segment.
>>380637828
Hey!
Treehouse here.
Suck my dick.
REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS
>LYNELS ON THE GREAT PLATEAU
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
>You have extra padding
kek
>>380637826
Stop with this Nino meme and go back to redit.
>>380637951
Where did this come from?
>we need some action
Playing the same game is one thing, but they're playing the exact same demo for Metroid and Zelda. Why bother having a 3rd day?
>>380637678
B I L L
>>380637439
>two paper bags
What's the second one for? Double-bagging?
>>380637882
still nothing
Threehouse here : )
I dildo myself with a big dragon dick
stay tuned for stupid shit you keep begging for like cucks : )
>>380638000
YESS
>>380637896
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>380637896
>didn't you know? if you are a woman and you played at least 1 videogame in your lifetime you must dye your hair!
this shit needs to stop ffs
TROUBLE AND ACTION INCOMING
Cute! CUTE!
>>380638000
the one on the left is not for sexual. she's pure
>>380637896
She had a skull infection.
>>380637652
What if Zelda was a girl?
>>380637951
Wario & Waluigi: Agents of Mayhem
The one in black was born a man right?
>>380637896
She had surgery on her skull.
>he's a beast
>in more ways than one
literally what did she mean by this
>>380638000
>My penis can only handle so much guys
but they're all girls?
>he's a beast
>in more ways that one
Did she fuck a Lynel?
>>380636428
It looks worse than PSX graphics
>We're trying to get Audrey to find a lynal because she keeps focusing on Link's sexy ass
HNNNNG
MORE
WAYS
THAN
ONE
So what are the chances Audrey's tits are fake?
>he's a beast, in more ways than one :)
I can't wait until the treehouse girls no longer do E3 so waifu fags will die out. Also what's the point of making us watch the same game we've all played with an outfit change?
>He's a beast...in more ways than one.
What the FUCK did she mean by this?
>>380635987
Why does the girl in OP have this kooky ass grin and sounds so fake and disingenuous?
Whities, don't startle her, she's a shy bitch
>>380638020
>>380638145
Zelda is a girl.
>>380638000
Audrey needs to show moremilkies
>using the master sword on regular enemies
More cute
BRING BACK THE SHYGUY GENOCIDE
>>380637896
>Almost die from a skull infection
>One month into an eight month recovery
>Go do E3 anyway because you love your job
>Some virgin starts bitching about how you look
just got here. what did i miss from the treehouse?
WHAT IS THE TRIFORCE IN THE CORNER
>I don't like your kind
woah bros...
would you rather have theresa as a gf or having the new metroids completely playable for you right now?
>recovering health
>>380638149
FUCK YEAH WALUIGI TIME
>>380638189
pretty low, they're not that big
remember the good old days of treehouse '14.
>>380638035
>Not liking Nino
Do you even like cute lolis?
>>380637896
>Feminism
Not even once
>enemies regenerate health
>this damage sponge
nah im good
>Higher tiers are here in the beginning
>New tier of enemies in general
>Fucking Lynel is a basic enemy now
Goddamn
Audrey is fucking ugly and sounds like a disgusting tranny.
>>380638270
an indicator of hero mode
holy shit that health regenerates quickly
>>380638265
>le skull infection
excuses
>>380638292
new metroid you fucking degenerate, video games are much more important than women
>>380637951
Agents of Mayhem is nothing new, it's a game from the devs of Saints Row.
>>380637706
With it's updated motion controls bearers would work great on the switch probably. They'd have to add a better combat system though.
Throwing stuff around is fun but I wish I could punch stuff sometimes.
Do you still play BoTW, /v/?
I finished it months ago and haven't touched it
Do you need to start the game from the beginning?
>mass waifu shitposting
I hate all of you
This is peak artificial difficulty.
>>380637951
That's the Saints Row spinoff. With any luck, not real.
>this ridiculous damage sponge
Hard mode is fucking shit.
Although it does seem like this boko is aiming the bow faster.
>>380637828
Fuck you anon don't even joke about that kinda shit.
>>380638292
Theresa as a gf. I'm not that big on Metroid.
>>380638242
What if Zelda was a grill?
>>380638314
who's the girl on the far left
>>380638139
>>380638154
please story. poor girl
how much is this dlc? does it include everything?
>>380638149
>>380638212
Did you not even play Super Metroid?
>THE LAST METROID IS IN CAPTIVITY
>THE GALAXY IS AT PEACE
>Master Mode
>can still stop time and eat food to replenish health
not impressed
Why doesn't she ever use the quick menu? Same thing yesterday.
>>380638438
I haven't upgraded everything yet
>>380638314
Audrey looked so much better with blond hair
HIS HEALTH COMES BACK SO QUICKLY
Might as well just avoid all these damage-Sponges
>Master Sword is out of Energy
Whats the fucking point
Do you have to wait now or something
Somebody needs to make a "A deal's a deal, anon" variation with Audrey
use this as the image for the next thread
so when they say this enemy is really hard, what they really mean is "this enemy's got a lot of health"
>not just avoiding enemies in this mode
But does Samus Returns have a dedicated Morph Ball button?
Hard mode looks so unfun.
>>380638269
- Splatoon 2 single player is pretty much the same as in the first game
- Mario Odyssey has 2P co-op where the second player controls Cappy
- The map designer who worked on Zero Mission and Fusion is working on Metroid: Samus Returns (as well as the composers from Super Metroid)
>>380638441
most people don't really need to be sold on zelda
>>380638314
Audrey really let herself go, huh?
>>380638003
mfw trying to stay awake for this shit
fucking meelee sponge
>>380638524
yes
>>380638475
Zelda IS a grill
Will bosses also recover health?
>>380638490
$19.99. It includes pack 1 and 2, plus a couple bonus chests immediately when you purchase the dlc.
>>380637037
>>380638000
>>380638082
>>380638181
>>380638378
This pleases mylegwearfetish.
>>380638314
>pedo hooker girl
>>380637896
Ugly then, ugly now
Hitler should have wiped them all
Just spin attack it with the mace you dumb bitch.
have they showed anything about Hardmode Guardians?
>>380638438
I still haven't finished it, I only play a few hours each week
>leave hard mode out of the base game
>sell it back as a $20 DLC
>enemies are just damage sponges and there isn't anything else modified to make up for enemies taking 10x as much damage
>>380638314
Fuck allison rapp is cute as fuck
Really worth losing that 45 damage club and 15 minutes for a 14dmg broadsword
>>380638314
who are these underage girls?and sam
>>380638502
All they had to for hard mode was have a cooldown on eating food and remove time stop when changing gear. Boom perfect.
>its just damage sponges
so whats the point
>White enemies were already massive damage sponges
>Now they regenerate health
>Meanwhile you still have items that break
Who thought this was a good idea?
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND THE FUCKING LYNEL AUDREY
>>380638478
isn't lack of recognizing facial features a trait of being a retard?
>>380638459
It's not really a damage sponge, it's just that Audrey keeps backing off and giving it the chance to regenerate its health.
>>380638314
I'm glad I was there for it.
>>380638628
The world bosses did in the trailer.
>>380638497
Except Metroids are still present in Super Metroid, Other M and Fusion.
>>380637706
>Crystal bearers was definitely the worst in the series
Well I liked it.
SHE IS SO BAD
what have i missed so far today? Anything new?
>>380638058
One for you one for her perhaps a third for the dog
I think the silver enemies were already stretching it too much. I always avoid them because jesus christ they won't die.
>>380638524
The point is to not just rely on one sword and manage your resources efficiently, or you're fucked.
>>380638717
>Why is hard mode hard
So is the wii-u version getting this?
Im not paying for unfun-mode
Has Audrey not been wearing anything skin tight this time around?
>bokoblins on flying rafts
Wtf
>>380638652
that is not a jew, she is somekind of anglo with more man genes on a woman body,americans are this ugly and they call themselvs white
nothing will happen
>>380638481
You know how you constantly see those commercial warning you to go to a dentist if you see blood from brushing your teeth? One of her tooth, which is a fake now, had an infection in her gum line and went right up to her frontal brain. So now she has prosthetic for 8 months.
She said this on her twitter as people questioned why she looked so down and low energy. So yeah take care of your teeth folks.
Guys, it was just that white one that had a lot of health. It's basically just a boss for camps with chests, hence the high HP. Plus she sucks, didn't do any spin attacks or anything.
these people are unbearable to listen to
>>380638795
doesn't seem hard to me, it's annoying.
>>380638591
Maybe not, but being sold on the DLC is a different thing. I'm already planning on buying the base game as soon as I get a Switch, but not sure about the season pass
>>380638000
>>380638000
>>380638000
>>380638000
>>380638000
BASED NINTENDO!
>>380636596
its a mod you mog
>>380638314
>this was already the 4th Treehouse E3
>>380638314
man, E3 2014 in general hasn't been beat
Great direct
the first treehouse
hype as fuck smash invitational
It set a standard for E3
Wow, the enemies are still terrible sniper shots
>all weapons still do the same damage
>mobs are just sponges
Now there's even less of a reason to fight them
>>380638770
The Metroid 2 remake is mostly being handled by Fusion/Zero Mission staff, the american devs are doing the grunt work. Shit looks good yo
>>380638478
Audrey
>not using cryonis to get the wooden chest
what the fuck
>>380638856
Women aren't people
>You'll never shrink on the spot next to these three girls and have them take turns playing with you
>>380638867
pretty much almost exactly the same thing kinda
>>380638795
>he confuses tedious with hard
>>380638795
Tedious =/= hard
>>380638795
tedious != hard
>These bokoblins die when they touch the water. They're just like niggers, can't swim to save their lives
Jesus Christ Audrey
>they're not smart enough to cryonis and get the chest out
holy fuck why is treehouse so shitty
>Showing all the same shit as yesterday
I though Nintendo was supposed to win?
>>380638795
It's not like you can't just still stun lock him, the issue is you're just wasting more time and resources on every enemy.
That BotW DLC looks so fucking good. I'd pay 20€ just for DLC Pack 1, and I'd be happy if Nintendo did nothing other than releasing updates and DLC for BotW for the next 10 years.
It's already almost the perfect game, just gimme more and more content!
WHY DOES THIS STUPID BITCH NEVER USE CRYONIS TO LIFT ITEMS AND CHESTS OUT OF THE WATER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>380638438
I finished it last month and will probably not go back to it for years, if ever. I really enjoyed it, I just hardly ever replay games.
i think 2014 E3 is the only one i have skipped since 2007, because of the World Cup
Am I the only one who thinks Mario Oddysey is just going to blow Zelda out of the fucking water in terms of sales, reviews, and overall quality?
>>380637376
I dropped out after wolf cop, anything good after that?
>>380638314
I remember.
>>380638907JESUS CHRIST
>>380638571
>Mario Odyssey has 2P co-op where the second player controls Cappy
that's alright.
>The map designer who worked on Zero Mission and Fusion is working on Metroid: Samus Returns (as well as the composers from Super Metroid)
Nice.
>>380638943
>>380638947
>>380638939
>>380635987
>glance at chat before I go full screen
>it's being spammed by smashbabbies
>check twitch
>same thing
Is there any more cancerous fanbase
Jesus Christ, stop letting his health refill!
>WAAH TREASURE IN THE WATER I CAN'T GET IT
this fucking dumb bitch can't even remember cryonis exists
>>380638315
Nino is literally a reddit meme.
So does the DLC have any new enemies or are they just the base enemies with buffed HP and attack?
>>380638717
What, they're showcasing Todd's game?
>>380639031
Well, it's Mario, so
>>380638902
>Fusion/Zero Mission staff
Oh poop.
At least La Mulana 2's bound to come out sooner or later.
>>380638986
Mario always does.
>>380638314
the good ol days lol
>>380637828
I swear to god don't do this to me...
>>380637313
>Twitch has no taste
What a huge suprise.
>>380638717
My inventory is constantly so full of the absolute highest grade weapons that I never even have any room for convenient items like hammers, torches, or leaves.
Weapons break. Yes. But enemies also drop a shit load of weapons. And the better weapons take quite a while before they break.
>>380638821
Nope that's a jew
listen to these girls
>>380638962
Yeah wtf are they doing today?
Would you watch a SoL about the Treehouse crew?
>Bill is that waifufag geek that everyone only tolerates because he's the boss
>Theresa is the cute girl next door. Innocent and naive, she's often caught in pace of her friends
>Audrey is the sexy party girl. Always going out at night to drink and do drugs, she drags her friend Theresa with her
Does anyone have any webms of miltank?
>>380638986
It probably will only because Nobody makes 3D Platformers worth a damn
When are they gonna show SMT...
>>380636185
Soon my Wariobro! Soon...
she didn't even realize her inventory was full
>>380638926
>Audrey will never take you home and force you to wear a tiny Tingle outfit
>>380638752
They're all clones. Just like Ridley.
>>380636721
He's been around since the first Metroid.
Audrey's a fucking sociopath.
>>380639137
TGS
>>380639137
a direct
>>380638958
>nig nog genocide best day of my life
audrey can't stop quoting raimi films
>>380638887
>smash invitational
>that megaman love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z351AA8sxtk
how can capcom be so shit?
>>380638887
lol this year was way better than 2014, no mario party 10 or captain toad treasure tracker or kirby paintbrush
What are the chances BotW gets a DLC pack 3 and 4 next year?
>>380639073
If by "new enemies", you mean "pallet swaps", then yes.
>>380639137
TGS
Can you fly around with those octoroks using a Deku leaf or would they stay in place?
>>380638968
I find it much easier and quicker to do that with magnesis.
>>380639173
obviously you melon
>>380638265
That has nothing to do with dieing your hair blue.
>>380637392
die pokefag
>add midnas helmet
>not adding midna so you can make up camp every night and pound her tight little imp pussy and asshole
>you might as well put him out of his misery
>he's got nothing to live for
Does this fit the description of anyone here?
>>380637075
I want to fill that ass to the brim, SHE'S MINE
>>380639031
is there still a video out there of that awkward camera cut where someone was speaking while the camera was fixed on the guy's face for half a minute?
>fucking SJW trying to make gamers look like sexist sex-obsessed virgins
>AUDREY IS ON MAMA MILKYYYYY FUCKING THIIIICCCC I WANT TO FUCK THOSE BREATS LOOK AT THOSE TIIIIIIITS
really shut done my macadamias
>>380639296
Literally this. Not buying this shit.
>>380637439
>god
So are her boobs real or fake? I've heard people saying they're fake but is that just /v/ memeing or do we have actual proof? It's not like her boobs look immediately off, hell I know a girl with ridiculous gadonkadonkahankabobomers like that, same overemphasized eyebrows and "fuck me" eyes as well.
when are sony and microsoft are gonna get girls to play their games?
>>380639234
I really enjoyed botw but I also don't understand why they left out so many enemies.
>More damage sponge enemies
>Regenerating health
>Little, if any, AI improvements
>Can still stop time in the menu for easy full-recovery
The floating rafts are kind of cool I guess
>>380639130
This
Only images so far
I want to see her in motion
>>380639254
Its hurts to be only able to see.
kill me
>Korok mask
>Something that should have been included in the base game
Thanks jewtendo!
>>380639320
yeah, some anon has the webm of that
the one playing can't even pretend to hide her intense lust for link's dick
>Tingle suit has the same ability as the Dark Link set
What did they mean by this?
Man they are literally showing the same shit from yesterday. I hope we get at least a teaser for DLC pack 2
>>380635987
>nobody likes Kindra
Why
>>380637392
>he wants to see them get interrupted by cutscenes every 5 seconds
>>380639301
I have the next year treehouse to live for
>>380637149
If you buy an extra dock and a pro controller it comes out to about $12,000 us
>>380639347
>>fucking SJW trying to make gamers look like sexist sex-obsessed virgins
who are you quoting
Who the fuck is screaming in the background?
"YEEEEAHHH"
>>380639370
>So are her boobs real or fake?
Fake
Are they just replaying the fucking video from the other day? IT'S ON YOUTUBE SHOW US SOMETHING NEW
>>380639254
I-is that Theresa's nipple?
>>380639031
It was a great E3 even besides Treehouse
>>380639429
there's a webm of her bowing down to BOTW link statue
>>380639254
>>380639251
>magnesis
>wooden chests
>>380639379
They should have made them indestructible. Shooting the fucking Ballons makes it actually easier to kill them,
>>380638000
mine on the right
>>380639374
When they start making games.
>>380639464
People prefer real women
>>380639370
/v/ is not full of shit for once
That Korok mask looks almost identical to the Makar's mask in Animal Crossing New Leaf.
>>380639545
Holy shit
>>380639545
We need someone to xray this shit.
>>380639464
Cuz she only attracts real men, not autists
>>380639370
We have pictures of her from years back without the fake breasts.
>>380639347
SJWs are not trying to make us look like sexist sex-obsessed virgins, everyone already knows that.
They just want to take attractive females away, fuck them.
>>380637439
Her face used to look better >>380638314
No idea what she did to it(apart from excessively applying make-up)
>>380639545
Oh wow, seems like it
>>380639429
Im convinced she exaggerates her fujo gimmick because they read the thread and chat
"just rough me up a bit"
>that Audrey shake
>>380639558
lmao just emulate it on dolphin
>>380639551
>medium
>>380639597
Gee I wonder why.
Holy shit this literally IS scripted. She's saying the same things she said yesterday, going to the same locations, and even equipping the same armor in the same order as before.
>>380639551
yep
>>380639558
Good the smash fanbase as a whole is cancerous as fuck and deserves to disappear
>>380639558
Emulation is a thing you fucking sperg
>>380639296
this, wolf link shows but not her?
>>380639558
nope
ninty would never risk opening that can of worms since if they fuck up even one little thing the melee autists will riot
I ain't gonna watch this shit.
I don't want to have the sword trial spoiled.
>/v/ collectively getting cucked by a husbando
>>380639589
How is she not a real woman?
>link's awakening
top tier taste
>>380639545
NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>380639557
>Not using the Ferrum rune to turn them metallic.
>>380639464
more for me
>>380639224
>that Rosalina jumping in to trigger the smash
>>380638314
I miss middle girl, she was funny and beautiful
"A Link To The Ocarina of Time"
>Master Sword out of energy
Nintendo getting fucked over by that design choice.
>>380639729
>liking 3d whores at all
I'm just here for the games
link's awakening. theresa best girl
>>380639597
Animal crossing confirmed
Watching them actually interact seem kinda forced..
>>380639659
I wasn't going write "Small" twice
>>380639547
geoff makes everything better
>>380637136
nah im aware of the dumb shit nintendo does, i just want to play games i think are fun. brand loyalty is for assholes
>>380639404
Sex is overrated. Vydia is better.
That one in the middle looks like a tranny, jesus christ how disgusting
>>380639665
they just have instructions to show certain things, not really surprising
>>380639558
>Wanting ANOTHER remake instead of Smash 5 with Melee controls
>>380639597
It's almost as if Makar is a Korok?
They have good taste in Zelda games
could theresa GET any better?
>a link to the ocarina of time
audrey please
>She likes Link's Awakening
Instant waifu'd
>>380639464
her head could pull small objects into a gravitational orbit
Where were you when Theresa was confirmed for perfect taste?
>Link's Awakening
she can't get any more perfect
THERESA JUST KEEPS CONFIRMING HERSELF AS BEST GIRL
>A Link to the Ocarina of Time
Holy shit, these women dont have CRAP about the series. Megamilk is just there because of the big boobs.
Who /nes zelda fan/ here??
>>380637038
Do japs even like halo?
>>380639769
> not getting the joke
You must be fun at parties
nintendwhore mega miiiiiiiilllllk
>>380639464
Because autists don't like girls out of their league
>>380639665
So it's live? I thought it was rebroadcast
>Link's Awakening
Theresa confirmed for GOD TIER taste
>>380639627
nintendo is stealing her soul.
>A Link to the Ocarina of Time
Shit, that's my favorite too.
>>380639665
Have you never watched guided demos before? This is literally what devs do on the show floor at E3. Showing people the same chunk of gameplay in the same order for 30 minutes at a time all day long.
>it's dark and I dig that
Kindra reminding us why she's worst girl
>they're all wearing massive headsets
>switch voice communication is literally a phone app
why is nintendo so SHIT at voice communication
Theresas favourite Zeldas are Alttp and LA
why is she so perfect?
>>380639660
>>380639835
Well yeah I know that, but why specifically him? There's a ton of Koroks.
Why does Kindra have a fingernail on each hand that's a different color?
>>380639462
fun fact, all the amiibo tunics have the same set bonus of powering up the master sword.
>>380639858
Are you pretending to be retarded?
>>380639551
You're confused by the tops they have on. Switch small and medium,
>Still shilling the stupid Tingle outfit
Wew
Will this end into a catfight ?
>>380639858
She was clearly joking, Audrey is actually a huge Zelda fan
>>380639737
"She's" a tranny
>>380639557
Oh, well in that case nevermind. I've only been half-watching the stream so I didn't know.
>>380636584
>nintendo does rehashes
>sony never, they are ports not rehashes
>>380639375
Agreed. I love the game, but just think
>>No Redeads
>>No Gibdos
>>No Peahats
>>No Wallmasters
>>No Iron Knuckles
>>No Poes
>>No Like-Likes
Basically all the "scary" enemies were left out. I guess a lot of those don't work in an open setting, but still.
>>380639642
someone make a gif please
>>380635987
that subtle edit
>>380639858
she was joking dumby. also said majora's breath of the wild
>>380639974
Makar is the korok with most relevance to the story.
A Link TO THE OCARINA OF TIME
>>380639982
fuck off
>>380639545
>>380639603
>>380639608
>>380639629
She's wearing a white shirt under there, so I doubt it.
>>380638943
>>380638947
But if you're good at the game it's not tedious.
And now there is a reason to use the best weapons more freely. And you'll also get the weapons more readily too so you won't run out of them either.
>>380639772
I really hope it breaks less after you upgrade it too. I want it to be like the Hylian Shield where you don't have to worry about shields any more. We've already seen all the weapons in the game, so just let us have an indestructible one. Even at a full 60 damage, there are still two handed weapons as powerful as 100 or more so there are still reasons to use other weapons.
>>380638737
Can you blame anon to pretend not to recognise her after she had her face butchered?
>>380639665
Weird how we still managed to watch this for 2 days last year
a link to the ass
>>380640107
Would't it make more sense to have a mask of the Korok with the maracas in BOTW though?
>>380639827
THIS
>>380639254
>>380639551
>>380640242
use jpg for photos
Dear Nintendo, my son has been crying for 3 days straight for some melee HD game. Can I please speak with a manager. Other chat members please dont copy this message so they can reply to me. Thank You
>>380639665
i hope the girl is ok
>>380639464
she isn't bad but she tends to be second place behind audrey or theresa for most
she's everybody's 2nd place
>>380639796
They can't be 100% real with each other when they're on a livestream, anon.
>He got me from behind..how dirty ;)
>>380638493
this isn't even that cheap looking. good job whoever did that
DEVMENU
>>380639464
she is my favorite
>>380638082
How much would it cost me to get this gold Lynel to rape these 4 at the same time?
Why is it okay to call for genocide when dealing with bokos?
>>380640064
I think its because of how combat and weapons work is why they didn't put them in the game.
>get paid to play videogames
>thrash playing gaems
racist
why are they showing zelda though, show the kirby game or a new switch game
>>380640446
THEY SHOWED DEVMENU? I MISSED IT
>>380638000
trips for the holy treehouse trinity
>>380640556
a link to the ocarina of time
>>380640548
Bokos are the Zelda equivelant of white people.
Listening to these three talk about Zelda is awful
>Im gonna wipe them all out, Im gonna kill them all, the women, and the children
wtf audrey
>>380640776
oooo go in there and hack
>>380640607
They did
>>380640690
>I'm gonna make Columbine look like a fucking joke
There's no way she's keeping her job after that.
>>380640417
Thanks. I've got a million of em.
>>380640776
Thanks anon, I'm an autist for this type of stuff
STOP USING FIRE ARROWS ON FIRE WIZROBES RETARD
>>380641091
They don't have any other arrows
WHERE'S KIRBY
god damnit i have somewhere to go at the turn of the hour i dont want to miss any announcements
Jesus fucking christ, Fire emblem warriors? Why is there 3 days of this shit.
the women's commentary and whiny voices are so annoying
WHAT IS THIS MUSIC
>>380641437
Same here, but they seem to be repeating day 1 of the TH stream.
>>380641632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKC_2eIwMwA
>>380641632
pokken probably
>>380641632
for some reason, the beginning of it sounds like smash music.
but im guessing its from super mario odyssey