"Hey sweetie, did we ever tell you how many people we have

Drake was just defending himself

>>380627791
He was breaking into places he was not supposed to be in.

>>380627791
>Illegally break into an auction house
>Murder innocent guards
Sure

"Your father is a mass murderer on the scale of Stalin and a degenerate burglar. Don't let us down."

>>380627791
Throwing a grenade into a group of unsuspecting mercenaries hardly qualifies as self defense. He literally has as little right to be in these places as they do.

>>380627690
Beep boop

>>380627791
Scuba divers have to report/give any treasures they find in international waters to the nearest government agency.

Drake was murdering people on foreign land and keeping the treasures.

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You don't think killers can make good fathers?

Hello sweetie remember that time your father and his friend got fucking rekt by some woman
She was a good friend

>>380627965
>>380628264
>>380628538
>>380629352

He wasn't wrong

>>380627690
Paying more attention to world events has taught me that the average movie fight scene would result in worldwide outrage and people going to prison for life.

>be 007
>shoot up embassy in friendly country
>video of me goes viral
>tfw internet famous
>blow up airport in florida two days later
>good thing i'm a secret agent, i might go to jail otherwise

>>380629418
>You don't think killers can make good fathers?
NO SIR SORRY SIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCK MY WIFE SIR

Drake only kills criminal assholes and their minions bent on world domination generally

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>>380629418
>honey I blew up the kids

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>>380629589
Drake snuffs the life out of thousands of men in squad sized groups but gets his ass royally beat 2 v 1 vs a single woman. Ok.

>>380627690
Even when I was a wee lad playing Tomb Raider 2 I wondered about stuff like this in adventure games

>Lara goes to Venice and guns down like 100 Italian citizens
>No repercussions or international manhunt for crazed gun(woman)

>>380627690
she even asks did they kill