>be me >be the smartest spy with the most advanced tools

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>be me
>be the smartest spy with the most advanced tools in the world
>i can put a piece of paper on my face and automatically and perfectly disguise as anyone on the planet
>also a merc
>fuck some woman
>her child eventually becomes a merc as well
>joins my team of mercs
>doesnt knom im his father
>im forced to make him hate mr
*fasts forward*
>see him dying on the floor
>i actually feel kinda sad
>i try to grow some french balls and tell him that im his father
>fuck me i cant
>disguise as Tom Jones
>tell him im his father
>it works
>he lives
>mfw i tricked my own son into thinking that Tom fucking Jones is his father