https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FE Wv_6I7yQ >Spla2n has

>>380564901
why are squids so lewd?

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>>380565678
Callie is pure

>>380566052
more

CUTE

I love Marie

>>380564901
she is the cutest

>First Splatoon
>Now it's Arms

How does Nintendo do it? Two very good new IPs.

>>380567059
they have zero competition because all other major devs keep repackaging and making sequels to mediocre but established IP's

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The "competitive" Splatoon games at E3 were pretty hype honestly. It's a more viewable shooter than competitive Overwatch I think.

Stop posting photos of my gf.

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Are we allowed to post gameplay?

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why are squids so lewd?

>>380567226
Fuck off Marie.

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>>380564901
am i going to have to jack off

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>>380567440
Do NOT masturbate to Calle

>>380567440
I've already done it twice today and I'm starting to feel it again. I wish I was fucking asexual or something. I hate bullshit tumblr terms, but I hate masturbating until my dick is sore even more

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>>380567440
>>380567523
Why not?

>>380567523
too late :(

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Will Marie and Callie be reunited in the campaign?

>>380567803
cute feet. got any squid soles?

>>380567803
Because Marie is better for jerking it to.

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>>380564901
Too bad it's only available to play at certain times. Fucking hell I can understand the other modes but this is some bullshit.

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Where has Agent One gone?

>>380564901
3 rounds seems kinda short.

>>380567947
i respectfully disagree however i do not believe your taste to be shit, good sir.

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>>380567890
I have squid butt

>>380568170
That works, especially when it's as fine as that

>>380568170
Cute butt

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>Lewding Squids
Disgraceful

I want to engage in sexual intercourse with a cartoon squid

>>380568578
Delete this

I wanna like the game but when I tried the test fire the controls just felt bad to me, particularly the aiming with a stick.

>>380564901
>salmon is fucking delicious raw, cooked, or as caviar
>make it a grotesque antagonist
I'm conflicted.

>>380567203
Funny how the tides have turned, eh?

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>>380568623
It wasn't my fault

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Woomy

>>380568752
Did you try gyro aiming? I don't have a Switch yet so I couldn't play the testfire, but when I played Splatoon on the WiiU using the gyro aiming was great.

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I want to marry this Squid!

>>380569351

For some reason you could only aim horizontally (or vertically, I forget which) with the gyroscopic aiming which felt super weird, while using just the stick you couldn't make any fine movements either because of the sticks on the pro controller or the dead zone is just really large.

>>380569673
Gyro is supposed to be main means of control, stick just points you in the right direction. Most players don't even touch the stick unless necessary, keeping their finger on the more important jump button.
It makes sense, in vertical axis you have full range of motion with gyro, so it's locked on the stick so you can flick it without disturbing the horizon and thus your aim and range of motion. Not the case with horizontal axis, you can't do 360s with it without physically turning, so stick helps with that.

Guys, I'm legit thinking of buying a Switch for this game. I mean, I'm excited for Xenoblade 2 as well but who knows when that'll come out. But Splatoon's launch was so fun, I don't want to miss Spla2ns

>>380571857
>But Splatoon's launch was so fun, I don't want to miss Spla2ns
This is why I'm buying a Switch. I don't want to get to the party late and miss the splatfests and stuff.

>>380572063
I'm just sort of concerned about the switch's hardware. Is it actually ok? Are the controllers comfy? Does it still have gyro?

>>380572197
I don't own one yet, but I know that it has gyro at least. I think the pro controller has gyro as well.

>>380572197
Splatoon 2 was just bumped up in terms of visuals.
testfire was 720p 60fps E3 was 1080p 60fps

I wanna hug_ callie

>>380567230
Holy fuck

Have they said how long the campaign is going to be this time? More substantial than the first game or similar in scope?

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woomy

Octos vs Salmon when?

Are Splatfests confirmed yet?

>>380568992
I don't get it

>>380569673
IIRC it was an option in the first game.
Seeing as it was a testfire you wouldn't be able to turn it on.

>>380565678
They're not.

>>380573485
I think it's a pretty safe assumption, they were really popular in Splatoon 1

I imagine it'll tie into the single player story, with us rescuing Callie and Callie/Marie returning to their old dynamic or with them becoming a pair competing against a pair of young, upcoming squid idols.

>>380567947

Fuck off. Squid idols aren't for lewd

>>380573797
Squidols

>>380568578
It's amazing how this guy predicted everything

>>380573797
If we get new idols then I'm dropping the game.

>>380572197
>Are the controllers comfy?
Surprisingly yes. Both the joycons on their own and and in the grip are a natural fit.
The pro controller has some weight and sturdiness to it but not too much to the point that it becomes uncomfortable and the face buttons are bigger than you would see on most consoles.
One thing though, the d-pad is fairly sensitive meaning there's a bit of adjustment to it.
>Does it still have gyro?
Yes the joycons and the pro controllers both have it.

>>380568623
All those who lewd the proud and noble squid race should be hung up by their balls and shot

>>380568026
They said it would include timed events for online play, but they didn't really specify what this meant

>>380567230
Wrekt

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>>380567230
That's fucking terrifying.

>>380567686
"Asexual" is a term that has existed long before tumblr

>Squid petrol is salmon eggs
Are we the baddies?

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>>380568623
I just realized, is there a single offical splatoon art where marie is sad and Callie is happy.
Its either both of them happy or just Callie being sad

>>380575113
That's because Marie is a bully

>>380567230
>Sharks in my Splatoon
>Fucking sharks

Welp, I'll be on the edge of my seat playing this

>>380575224
It's a steelhead

>>380575315
Never mind, that was the name of the bomber type

>>380575007
.t tumblr

>>380575059
According to Nogami, the producer, the Salmonids are wanderers who follow the polluted sea where it takes them, scouring its floor for what they need. Occasionally their migration patterns take them close to the inklings and they raid Inkling settlements. It's up to brave inklings to fight them back when this happens. Grizzco, a company run by someone who uses a statue of a bear with a salmon in its mouth as a radio, hires young inklings looking to make extra cash to gather power eggs from the salmonids which are used as a kind fuel source, capitalizing on this recurring conflict between the settled molluscs and the nomadic salmonoid people

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>>380576061
whoa

>>380576278
The lore just keeps getting deeper

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woomy

>>380577109
What did she mean by that?

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woomy

Pure girls are overrated where are my squid sluts?

Aah, I want to fuck a squid.

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>>380577867
Squids are pure

>>380577870
>>380577867
Men of taste, I see

>>380578013
Lewd girls are the best. Callie and Marie are both really lewdable.

dont believe her lies

Need someone to erp lewd squids for me.

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>>380564901

Salmonids did nothing wrong!

Post yfw 200% difficulty

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woomy

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>>380578061
Completely agree

>>380578409
Good man. Post more, please.

>>380578409
Please do NOT lewd the Callie

>>380572771
They didnt reveal too much about it afaik, beside the fact that there will be one, Marie as your guide and few random gameplay moments.

>>380577867
t. Casual

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Masturbating to inklings is a sin anon.

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What did they mean by this?

We already know that there are unique rewards tied to this mode.
If this replaces Splatfests I'm going to be really fucking pissed.

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Friendly reminder that Squids are for dressing fashionably and giving headpats. They are NOT for lewd. Please delete any offending images.

>>380578875
You better fucking delete this shit, faggot

>>380579034
forgive me father for i can't stop

>>380579157
This. Go fap to something else

>>380579052
I guess they don't want to fracture the normal multiplayer audience too much so they're only going to run it part time

I also hope it doesn't replace Splatfests

>>380579157
but some of them have such nice feet

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I want to be the freshest squidkid

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>>380579157
I respectfully refuse

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Am i the only one who's scared that one day nintendo will kill online for the wii u and then we wont be able to play splatoon???

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There is a severe lack of Marie in this thread.

>>380579492
It might be that occasionally new announce meets will mention a salmonids invasion in this or that map and that Grizzco is looking for some temps

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>>380564901
at around 6:00 when they talk about the missle launcher salmonid the translator fucks up. the nip talks about how you should co ordinate with team mates to throw grenades into diferent missile launchers but the translator think he's talking about there being multiple egg baskets

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13195114

It is time.

>>380576061
so who's in the wrong here

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woomie

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>>380579726

Marie seems like the type of girl who would step on you and laugh

>>380580471
Salmonids obviously

>>380580071
thanks translator-kun

>>380567686
So? Stop jacking off if you don't want to jack off. No one is forcing you.

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Callie is for tickling!

>>380581108
Oh speaking of which, what would you think of Marie size fetish porn?

Just trying to gauge out levels of wants here.

If Callie is evil now I hope I can join the Octolings and serve her.

Fuck Marie.

>>380582268
>they didn't unveil playable Octolings after the Splatoon tournament
>they didn't unveil playable Max Brass after the ARMS tournament
Fug XDD
But seriously, when the fuck are they gonna let us play as Octolings fuck

>>380568578
Couldn't protect that smile.

>>380582420
I wouldn't be surprised if they came as the first updates of the game.

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>>380582604
Please Nintendo... Give me a chance to make it right...

>>380564901
I can't deal with this shit! Splatoon lolis are probably the best of lolis out there and i don't even play or own the game.

Woomy!

>>380579034
>kike on a stick

>>380571857
how does one even buy a switch in this time and age?

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>>380564901
>copying gears of war now
nintendo are so fucking PATHETIC

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>make this super fun looking new gameplay mode
>lol event based only wwwwwwww
>but you can totally play offline with all your friend who will surely all own a switch and splatoon 2

>>380583738
awww, the sonybro is trying so hard, its so cute.

>>380583781
doesn't salmon run have online? I have no RL friends at all

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>>380583738
no negativity allowed in a cute squid thread
leave my board immediately

>>380584208
>mentions how they copied a game mode from Gears of war
>he's somehow a sonybro
?

>>380569459
>knees
unnnf

>>380584306
It does but the producer indicated that it won't be available all the time, rather they'll have Salmon Run 'events' regularly when you'll be able to queue into it online.

The 4 player offline LAN version will be available whenever.

Not sure why, I guess they don't want to fracture the online audience too much.

>>380584378
Lurk more

>In Splatoon 2, there are two ways to play Salmon Run: local multiplayer and online.

>Local multiplayer lets you play anytime, anywhere. When you don’t have enough players gathered locally to start a full 4v4 Turf War, Salmon Run is great option.

>Online play, on the other hand, is event-based and can be enjoyed during times when Grizzco Industries is open for business.

>>380586543
So this is the new splatfests then?

>>380587131
It's a mystery. Hopefully we get both.

>>380587131
I think it's just a kind of rotation, though special events where everyone has to fight hordes of salmon might be fun

>>380587131
Doubt it. Since it's a whole new mode, rather than just the normal one with a short term win/loss system for prizes, I don't think they'd make as uncommon as splatfests were. Once a week, probably.

W
O
O
M
Y

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>>380578141

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>tfw prefer Callie
>still think they're great as a duo

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>>380578141
>200%
>Fog
>High tide
>Goldie

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>>380578141
My body is ready

>>380582420
>m-muh playable octolings
Fuck off, reddit.

WOOMY

>>380591395
Do you breathe? Plebbit users breathe too. Stop breathing or get back to Plebbit, faggot.

>>380564901
callie is a sex machine

>reading Squid Sister Stories
Fucking nintendo
a game about paintball fish has as much lore as World of Warcraft

>>380575059
the inkling race is literally the Axis in the story

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Only five weeks to go!

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>>380595316
so ready for splatoon

>>380595316
>putting thick eyebrows over other pair of equally thick eyebrows
why.jpg

>>380595316
>ARMS as well as Ever Oasis to keep me occupied in the meantime
Aw yiss

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>>380595464
>payday 2 switch is still a thing
still confused me

>>380567230
>game is gonna be 1080p 60fps
thank you basedtendo

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>>380594983
>he thinks squids make paint

>>380587393
>>380588048
>>380588138
Hopefully it's multiple times per day, otherwise it seems silly since it's an entire game mode. It'd be like locking MK8D battle mode to 1 timer per week.

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>>380582420

>>380596776
I'd be really surprised if it was a multiple time a day thing

Wait, all Switches are sold out? How the fuck do I get one for $300 before Splatoon 2 comes out?

>>380597623
It's easy if you're in yurop, difficult if you're in burgerland, literally impossible if you're in nippon

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>>380597623

>>380597778
Easy if you're in Poland or Sweden, western Europe is sold out.

>>380597778
>easy
only for the detail the price is most likely around 400 burgerbucks

There are 6 Switches on the continent of Australia

>>380597778
Fuck, I'm a burger. God, this blows. I just want to play splatoon at launch

>>380597954
Maybe it's just the part of the UK I'm in then, because I can walk up to any local game store and find a stack of them.

>>380598172
Those are probably display boxes. Both Amazon and Game are out of stock, which would be very weird if every retailer was sitting on pallets of them.

>>380596776
There's the issue of length of availability. I was thinking it would be available all day once a week or so. Maybe the whole weekend? Honestly I'd prefer it always available, but Splatoon seems to take the approach of forcing content availability in such a way that's better for the community as a whole rather than immediate player satisfaction.

>>380598362
I'll have to double check the next time I go, I'm holding out until Odyssey but the cashiers always bothering me asking me if I'm interested in buying one.

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>>380597623
If you got a twitter follow IGNDeals and put a notification on it. They will post when online or RL stores restock in switches or switch bundles. I grabbed one for my bud from Dell online store last week.

The downside is that IGN post a LOT of deals that I don't care for meaning my phone rings quite often.

Also I just checked that Game$top online has switch bundles to purchase right now. If you're gonna grab Zelda it's a smart and safe purchase to grab a system imo.

>>380598487
You're right, but I can always play turf war or a ranked battle. It might be different maps and different ranked modes but it's always available for online play. I feel like salmon run should be the same, just rotate maps or if their worried about people getting to much rewards from it maybe they make the mode available 24/7 and limit bonus rewards to the weekend/whatever.

>>380598793
I was more thinking about stuff like splatfests and the release of new items. I'd actually forgotten about the rotating maps and ranked modes. The nature of splatfests and the release of new items, which were essentially already done by the time of release from what I recall, was to reinvigorate the community periodically over a longer period of time. I imagine the online horde mode would work much the same, though it also doesn't actually require as much of a playerbase either.

>>380581796
WANT

>>380598982
Splatfest was fine imo, the gameplay was just turf war, which I could play a turf war match at any time. Additional weapons are just DLC, once they are added they were permanent, it's not like there was "luna blaser weekend" or anything like that. They've said during the treehouse that online salmon run allows you to earn gear. They'll prob just address the complaints by saying to play offline in local mode but I'm the only one I know with a switch.

>$300 for a switch
>$60 for one game
>$20 a year for online services
I'm not gonna be able to play this for a while.

>>380567523
Typing with one hand

>>380600158
Amusingly, since it's free online until 2018 now, and they've still not really said what the time or extent will be, you'd be able to get more value for your dollar buying it now rather than later. Excepting a price drop, of course.

>>380597623
Now in stock can send you emails or text messages whenever either a bundle or a switch comes in stock online.

woomy?

>>380600950
Woomy!

>>380600606
Still pretty Jewish. I can see the switch being a good Co sole to own in 3 or 4 years, but for now it's lacking major killer apps.

>>380601096
Woomy?!

>>380601148
>but for now it's lacking major killer apps that I like
I can understand not liking what's out now or even what's confirmed and we've seen good footage of, but from an objective standpoint it very much has killer apps. BotW had a higher than 100% attach rate in the US. Though they're not out, Splatoon and Mario are coming this year and what we've seen and how people have reacted speaks well of them. Splatoon alone managed to move units for the fucking WiiU.

>tfw you will never be a fresh squid kid and woomy with your squidfriends

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>>380601148
>buying a console for apps not games

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>36 days away until release

>>380597184
>your squid could be shitposting on 4ink RIGHT NOW

>>380601609
>tfw you will never be a fresh squid kid and woomy with your squidfriends
SHUT UP! ;_;

>>380601431
BOTW, sure, but it was also in wii u. Why would anyone currently buy a switch (with little games and mostly ports) when they could get a wii u instead?

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what else to preorder

>>380602267
But they do. There's also the fact that a living console is better than a dead one in the eyes of the modern consumer looking to buy new games. Theoretically, your argument is sound, but the reality of the situation shows that BotW sold Switches. It is a killer app, despite non exclusivity.

It's like how /v/ argues about exclusivity in general, despite the fact that the market has explicitly shown those no longer make up the majority, or even close to a significant portion, of console sales. It doesn't make much sense to the pov of /v/, but it is nonetheless true.

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>tfw your woomy is now old enough to shitpost on an Inkopolis ink tactics board

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>>380602514
god damnit
what kind of world do i live in where i might not afford all the Nintendo games coming out?

>>380602652
True enough.

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I'm looking for SERIOUS ANSWERS

HOW NINTENDO IS DEALING WITH THE SERVERS OF SPLATOON 2?.

I was pretty much addicted to this game but people ALWAYS COMPLAINED about the LAGFEST with ASIANS. 8/10 players were always asians with 500ms.

>>380602514
The console to play them on.

>>380602514
>Puyo Puyo

Online for that game is dead m8. You're probably gonna want to pre-order something else like ARMS.

>>380602812
i live in europe and i've never even seen lag in splatoon
i literally dont know what you mean, that netcode is magic

>>380584678
That's retarded and would kill my hype for the game immediately.

>>380602902

Sorry , Americanfag here.

>>380602902
I played Splatoon in Australia and would often get put into lobbies with Nipps and there was some lag. Nothing unplayable, though I felt like I needed to use the faster firing weapons rather than slow ones.

>>380602898
Online isn't dead, just filled with ruthless jap players

>>380598172
Here in Belgium I just ordered one and its expected delivery date is next month

>>380602864
already have switch midnight release.
>>380602898
Got brother to play games with locally. Wasn't a fan of ARMS during the testing

>>380598172
here in Krautland it's apparently available but costs about 40€ more (if 330€ is the standard price)

I REALLY want to play spla2n but I'll have to wait until there's a bundle at least

Can I dress my Woomy in a fresh wedding dress in Spla2n?

>>380602898
>Not playing ppt against friends and family locally

>>380602812
As a Leaf, the only time I had connection issues was during regional splatfests where i got lumped in with burgers for a day.

>>380571857
>>380572063
>>380572197
>>380572330

Do it, anons! I did just that, and enjoying BotW as I wait for Spla2n! Hardware is fine and joycons are surprisingly comfy too!
W-wanna be friends and play together when it comes out?

>>380574020
I head the gyro is in the right joycon so its a bit awkward to handle. If I get Splatoon should I get a pro controller?

>>380583781
Sucks a bit if event-based online only
Still cool we get a new gamemode, plus I have three irl friends who own a switch

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>>380603219
>he isnt a bad enough Woomy to beat the jap
Get Fresh

>>380579052
Wait, does this mean that you can't do salmon run with your friends online whenever you want, only local as in sitting in front of the same console?

>>380604665
both have gyros
how do you think Arms works?

Why are they making a sequel to this flop of a game?

>>380605143
>flop
it sold twice as much as Bloodborne

I LOVE CALLIE

>>380597623
Kraut here, I got one in launch week by checking basically every big or small electronics store in my city in person. Got one at toys'r'us. Friend of mine got his more or less the same way except he called the stores every day for a couple days until he got the info that one of them would have the switch that day.

>>380604503
I'll be your friend. Post fc bud.

>ARMS
>Splatoon
>Pokken Tournament
>Mario Kart 8
>Smash
Literally a decade and a half after everyone else, Nintendo is finally seriously committing to Online Play.

>>380605228
>An e-rated squid shooter on a dead console sold more than PS4's best exclusive

I wonder if Sony ponies are even aware of just how much a disgrace they are in the eyes of the rest of the gaming world

>>380605289
I LOVE MARIE!

Callie is okay too

>>380602812
Those people had potato internet, and they did nothing about it.

>>380606017
wrong way 'round

>>380605602
Don't have FC(not on my switch) but e-mail me
[email protected]
I'll send FC when I get home

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I really hope the Callie and Marie amiibo have challenges, I really want their hats and outfits as rewards. Fuck the Power Armor, anyone who uses it is shit at the game. They should have never brought it back.

>>380564901
Former Nintenbro, current Sonybro here, Splatoon/Spla2n is still the best IP Nintendo has made since after the Gamecube.
ARMS is a second, but sadly lacks staying power in terms of content and that one track is annoying as fuck and overstayed its welcome already.
Rest like BotW, Odyssey, Metroid Other M 2.0, Xenoblade 2 etc. is literally 5/10 shit.
Really too bad that only one game is not worth buying a console for.
Splatoon is the only IP that has that aura and feel of the good old Nintendo I used to love so much. I don't know how describe it better, oldfags will understand.

Just sayan.

>>380607512
i dont have either console but sony is literally just a bunch of QTE movie games aside from bloodborne. name one other sony exclusive / "new" IP with gameplay that makes the PS4 worth buying

>>380607512
I'm 32 and I don't understand. I agree that splatoon is massive fun. BotW is a matter of taste for sure but it certainly has that nintendo love injected into it. What would need to happen for you to consider buying the console?

>>380579052
>still splitting game modes between certain times

>>380580014
It looks like this mode has its own maps separate from the usual.

>>380564901
>tfw Callie will never massage your prostate with her tentacles

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>>380607412
Sent.

>>380567230

SPLATTED

>>380580513
I miss Nintendo Directs.

i'm here for Callie lewds

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>>380609716
>lewding a pure maiden
I hope you drop to C- rank

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>>380610204
The only sort of pure Callie is, is pure garbage.

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>>380610652
>worshiping an actual slut

fuck off, degenerate

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>Marry Callie
>Rape Marie during honeymoon

I haven't played these games but Callie looks cute

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>>380610652
At least you don't deny the maiden part.

the lack of miiverse on switch is gonna hurt

>>380610843
>>380610890
>>380611250

OCTO'D

>>380610843
Callie rocks octo cock.

>>380611325
they must have done the screenshot feature for a reason

>>380611325
The Miiverse graffiti was the best

>>380611842
no pixel art graffiti tho

just social media shitposting

>>380612042
hope it comes with the online stuff next year

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so cute

Post more cute squids.

Marie is the best, but Callie is the cutest.

>>380612042
Gameplay has shown some kind of miiverse graffiti feature. We just don't know how it is done on the Switch

Callie is a traitor
TRAITOR

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>fog rolls in
>game goes full Silent Hill

>>380608003
I just wanted to express my love for Splatoon. I'm not here to start console war shit.
It's a 10/10 GOAT game imo. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING about it oozes love and passion. You can see, hear and feel that whoever was involved with this wanted to make it. Unlike with most modern Nintendo games these days, where it just feels like "Yeah ok, we gotta make another mario by next year. Let's do it guys. Get to work, you can reuse 80% of everything from the past games"

As for PS4 games:
Gravity Rush 1+2
Yakuza
Odin Sphere Leifthrasir
Dragon Quest Builders
Ratchet & Clank
Ni-Oh
Persona 5
Tearaway Unfolded
The Tomorrow Children
ironically despite all the memeing The Last of Us Remastered has less QTEs and cutscenes than Bayonetta 2

Upcoming games:
MonHun World
Shadow of the Colossus Remake
Dreams
Death Stranding
Gundam
Gran Turismo Sport

Now all of those might or might not be your cup of tea, but by your criteria they are not QTE movie games.

>>380608057
I'm 31 myself, so I hope we share a similar perception an understanding of how the past used to be and how things are now.
I liked Prime 1 on the Gamecube and was extremely impressed by it back then. Prime 2 and 3 were trash so I couldn't care less for Prime 4. Honestly, I wished for a new 2D HD Metroid. If Vanillaware can pull it off with only 10 dudes and a $1 million budget, Nintendo - a multibillion dollar corporation should be too one would think. What we got again was Metroid Other M 2.0 2.5D crap. Huge letdown for me. Also both Metroids aren't even developed internally as far as I know. just further shows where their priorities lie these days.

CONT.

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>>380612551
hot

>>380611583
fuckin' HOT

>>380612569
as if Splatoon wasnt scary enough already
>screams.mpg

>>380564901
hopefully it's not as repetitive as the arms survival mode
>>380583738
but Splatoon was a parody of TPS like gears in the first place

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>>380612551
EXPLAIN THIS

I want to ink all over Latias while she cosplays as a squid

>>380612847
I want a new F-Zero game. Miyamoto is an old, demented and senile shiteater and full of bullshit. If it were up to him, Nintendo would only shit out Wii Music type of his wife's gardening simulators all year every year. He needs to retire already and stay away from Nintenod as far as possible imo.
If they claim that they can't make it better than GX, then at least remake or remaster it.
They did it with Majora's Mask, OoT, Wind Waker and already ported 1/3 of the Wii Us library onto the Switch. Why deny it to F-Zero fans?
Star Fox would have been next on my list but again, that old senile shit completely ruined the newest iteration and killed all chances to see a new game in the series for the next 5-10 years.
A new Wario Game is long overdue
A new Wave Race
A new Pilot Wings
A new 1080° Snowboarding

After all said and done sadly there really is not much left to be salvageable for me at this point. They would either need to hard reset or continue to create new and exciting games like Splatoon and ARMS and lots of them.
That's my take on modern Nintendo. Thanks for reading my Blogpost.

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>>380607512
>Odyssey, Xenoblade 2
>5/10 shit
Shit opinion, just sayan. Don't ever quote me.

>>380613131
The plot twist of the plot twist

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>>380613131
>that lucky squid boi sitting on Callie's face

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Callie belongs to Marie

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>>380613848

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>>380613941

>>380613131
That splatfest was about which you would eat. Callie is literally a cannibal. Her treacherous nature was written on the walls.

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>>380614034

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>>380614049
Would you say she's a Calliebal?

>>380613848
>>380613941
>>380614034
>>380614152
but they're sisters

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>>380614152

>>380613143
>tfw /v/ doxxed her early this morning
Autists

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>>380614230
No they're cousins

>>380614230
They're cousins, the scrolls in single player explains it.

Question from someone who doesn't have a Switch: does the controller have a pointer like the Wiimote? Can you play Splatoon 2 like the shooters on Wii? I dodn't like the controls in the first game.

>>380614397
>>380614592
Sorry, I forgot. Haven't played in a long time and was only thinking of the "Squid Sisters"

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>>380614343
To what end
Don't those autists have anything better to do?

Anyone who even gets slightly involved with this site gets their hand bitten way too often.

>>380613848
>>380613941
>>380614034
>>380614272
>>380614397


Delete this degeneracy right now or I'll splat the ever loved ng shit out of you

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>>380614827
You're the degenerate for not appreciating squid love

>>380615115
>Marie cucked

>>380564901
I love and hate tan lines for the same reason. Too damn sexy. I can't be popping a boner every time I see tan lines, c'mon.

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>>380615115

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>>380615416

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>>380615536

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>>380615631

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>>380615416
>>380615536
>>380615631
Cute

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>>380615743

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>>380615861

Squid yuri lovemaking!

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>>380615964
Fin

Post more squid cunnys!

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>>380568057

She is...

DOUBLEAGENT ONE

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>>380616174

We knew this shit two months ago you fucking moron.
Why does Reddit continue to plague this board in particular?

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>>380580003
Agreed

>>380595185

>Nazi Squid Lolis

I need this for dick reasons

>>380615115
>Simpleton who can't comprehend nor appreciate the superiority of sexless familial love or friendship that transcends the basic desires of the flesh
>would rather Callie and Marie indulge in juvenile lesbianism than remain pure virgins for the remainder oftheir idol careers before respectfully retiring and settling down with a good squid man and bear beautiful woomies and spaghettis for the future

This is why yurifags are cancer

>>380616471
that's one lucky squid dude

>>380587393

How can we Splatfest with no Callie?

Is it Marie with a sock puppet of Callie? New characters?

>>380598781
>give me money, I'll give you love.
what did she mean by this?

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>>380617051
I think she want's to go buy groceries for you.

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>>380616471
>Relying on primitive animal functions like producing offspring instead of positively influencing squid culture through music and love

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>>380617051

>>380583673
>beard on the neck

>>380616174
>"In females, the ink sac is hidden from view by a pair of white nidamental glands, which lie anterior to the gills. Also, red-spotted accessory nidamental glands are present. Both organs are associated with nutrient manufacture and shells for the eggs. Females also have a large translucent ovary, situated towards the posterior of the visceral mass.

>Males do not possess these organs, but instead have a large testis in place of the ovary, and a spermatophoric gland and sac. In mature males, this sac may contain spermatophores, which are placed inside the female's mantle during mating.

>Shallow-water species of the continental shelf and epipelagic/mesopelagic zones are characterised by the presence of hectocotyli, specially modified arms used to fertilise the female's eggs.[5] Most deep-sea squid lack hectocotyli and have longer penises; Ancistrocheiridae and Cranchiinae are exceptions.[5] Giant squid of the genus Architeuthis are unusual in that they possess both a large penis and modified arm tips, although whether the latter are used for spermatophore transfer is uncertain.[5] Penis elongation has been observed in the deep-water species Onykia ingens; when erect, the penis may be as long as the mantle, head, and arms combined.[5][6] As such, deep-water squid have the greatest known penis length relative to body size of all mobile animals, second in the entire animal kingdom only to certain sessile barnacles."
reminder

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>>380616989
Maybe Callie will crash the hub area once a month and that sets off Splatfest? Or whatever they decide to call it.

>>380567230
Gross. Please stick to posting only cute pictures of Callie from now on.

>>380616240
nani

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^

when will people stop criminalizing me

Shota octos when?

>>380618132
>Shota octos when?
Disgusting.

>>380616467
man
i need to practice my arts
this makes me jelly

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Chargers now have piercing properties, confirmed via Treehouse.

Nice.

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>>380618389
>piercing properties
Elaborate.

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I hope the new musicians don't suck.

>>380618340
I've been focusing on drawing squids myself, both because I fucking love the games and their colours, and because I figure it's a simple enough figure that I can get practice in that doesn't leave me feeling like a retarded shit who lost all artistic talent after not using it for years.
I just wanna draw lewds like my idols

>>380618562
You can hit multiple inklings if you line up your shot just right