Chad here. Here's my plan for tomorrow: >Smash football

Based

Fuck yeah Chad.

What's the hierarchy of chaddest names? Obvi chad's at the top - but where does Zeke fit in? A scott? foreign names? I need fucking answers

>>380558070
Please fuck my bitch as well, Chad!

>>380558070
anyone here planning on naming their kid chad?

>>380558682
Chad>Mark>>>>>>>>>>Charles>>>>>POWER GAP>>>>>>>Zeke

>>380558682
Tyler, Brandon.

>>380558070
Daily reminder Chad is actually a very good friend who is misunderstood. The real assholes and fucking scumbags are the dram/scene kids.

the fuck is arms

>>380558943
the stretch arm game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGbO6F71NxM

Is Chad a bad person, /v/?

>>380559226
No, see>>380558905
Chad is portrayed as the "bully" to let the drama/musical losers relate who were the real fucking assholes.

>>380559226
Chad is a big dog. sometime's he's amiable and friendly. sometimes he's a shoulder to cry on. sometimes he hurts you but doesn't understand what he's doing when he does it.

>>380558070
You mean your plan for Friday?

I want Chad to seduce and rail in one night the cute girl I've been crushing on for years.

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>Chad will never bully and tease you till one day all his repressed feelings come out, and he destroys your boipucci and tells you that he will kill you if you tell anyone

Is Chad true neutral since he does whatever he wants?

>>380559859
is literally every animal (non-sentient) true neutral?

>>380558682
Zack, Kevin, Brandon, Spencer, Kyle, Ashton, Coulton, Shane.

>>380559859
chad is a man of action. sometimes there is forethought, sometimes there is not. But the action is always done regardless. No hesitation. No backing out. No giving up.

>>380558070
Remove the buttchin and tattoos or give him a cute smile and i'd let Chad assfuck me.

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>>380558905

resentful nerds are the pissy/skittish cats that never figured how to get along with people

>>380559859
chaotic good

>>380559859
I always thought of Chad as stuck between true neutral and chaotic neutral.

>>380558682
>>380560070
what's the power level of "hunter"?

>>380558943
fuck outta here with your scrawny ass

>>380559797
GOD I need to be going to bed not dripping through my boxers anon. Someone type me up a whole Chad greentext.
try to keep it gaming related?

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I want to become a Chad but I'm cursed with the name James

>>380560070
Huh apparently I have a chad name, too bad I'm not a chad

>>380559713
It's thursday anon.
unless you're a greasy west coaster who either lives in Oregon or california. How's it feel to be that shitty of a person?

>>380560187
Good

>>380560386
need a crying PST wojack

Shawn is equally as strong as Chad. Tyler and Devin are slightly behind it.

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>>380560364
>Tfw an Eric

>>380560221
>whoa hey anon, what's up?
>Wow you sure do play a lot of video games I've never heard of!
>Hey, you hear about the party tonight? I'm so stoked. Gonna crush so much pussy. You gonna come?
>what? "no" C'mon dude, you need to get out of your shell, bro. You're like a turtle in there. A sad, flipped over turtle retracted into his shell, belly baking in the hot sun.

>>380558815
>tfw my name is Mark
>tfe as far from being a Chad as humanly possible

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>>380559797

>>380560153
I get along with people just fine, I'm just so boring and uneventful that I can't really carry a conversation unless somebody starts talking about something they like.

I just need to find somebody rich and vapid to hang out with so I can just laugh and agree with what they say to get benefits.

>>380560070
Don't forget Johnny and Justin
>>380560076
Damn, I guess that's the real reason why harem protags are harem protags; the girls in those series always tend to see them as a chad who never hesitates and never gives up, and the way they normally act (bland, dense nice guy) is supposed to be their vulnerable side, and from what I've heard, girls really, really dig chads with a sensitive side.

>>380558682
Austin, Travis, Logan

>>380558682
Where does Joe fit into all of this? Or Bob, or any other common name really?

>>380558682
Vincent Hunglo is the asian version of chad thundercock.

>>380560926
"average joe"
not chad, nor beta

>>380558682
>>380560070
What about Stacy?

>>380561021
stacy is alpha female.

>>380558682
Where does Steve come into this hierarchy?

>>380561171
No I mean Stacy name hierarchy

>>380561194
At the very bottom because literally everybody gets to fuck her, even basement dwellers as long as they have money.

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who /tristan/ here

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>Tfw my name is Ed

>>380558682
>>380560070
What about Dan?

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Why would Chad be playing a nintenbro device?

>>380560585
If you're gonna start it up dude go full gay. I'll finish Chad hitting that boipucci fantasy for you.
>Fine dude, what if I told you some girls at that party are willing to do some special things?
>Like maybe a.... blowjob?
>Don't be so embarassed anon!
>....woah, you've never gotten a prime BJ before?
>Well let me show you what it's like before you prematurely blow your load later tonight
>Fuck's sake anon! Warn me before you lose your load!
> .... In return, let me have some fun with your ass
>Can't say no to a star like me, can you?

>>380561763
I wasn't gonna go full gay.

>>380561732
>Implying Chad wouldn't want to work out his arms with ARMS or get it after seeing the 2k commercial
It's safe to assume Chad has a rich family anon, i'm sure his mom bought it for him.

>>380561836
Going halfgay is worse

>>380561490

>Dan

Don't call me that.

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>>380558815
>tfw Mark
>tfw not even close to being a chad
Should I just kms?

>>380560364
At least you arent a white guy with a name that sounds like it belongs to some middle eastern guy or black dude and CONSTANTLY has it mispronounced even after introducing yourself

>>380558682
Brad, Bradley, Brandon, Tyler, Kyle, Scott are all Chad-tier names.

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Leave Stacy alone. I'm going to ask her to prom.

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>>380560070
Wow. and to think people have been telling me I had a nerdy name all these years, when really I was a chad..

>>380558070
so technically...

you will always lose, because no one will challenge you for you to win

so your record will stay at 0/0/0

welp
we just beat chad by not fighting him and fighting others
nerds 1, chad 0

>>380561239
Stacy, Heidi, Nicole, Michelle, Kate

>>380562085
just accept your lot in life as wingman. it's alright bruh, you can have my secondary pussy

>>380558070
What do you think about your designated vidya theme music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytwpmy4jwkA

https://youtu.be/oo8CrY_ZfFk

You can have Stacy. I'd rather have her mom, she's got it going on.

>>380558070
Gonna fuck you up at next weeks game Chad
Then dunk on you in ARMS
-Jamal

>>380559859
Chaotic neutral.