What's the dumbest weapon in a video game? Vanille's

keyblades always seemed pretty dumb to me, but maybe they make more sense if you actually play the game

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>be a white mage archetype
>your weapon is a rod that flings razor wire everywhere so you can dismember things

>>380549934
actually they're even dumber if you play the games

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This

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>>380549835
Not the worst "weapon" ever but holy fuck is it one of the worst fictional guns in existence.

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>>380549934
fpbp, keyblades are retarded

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>>380549835
Lightning's butterfly sword gun

I still like it tho

>>380549934
I had always just imagined it as being similar to a lightsaber vs evil shit

zanza's monado

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Senran Kagura is FULL of dumbest weapon candidates.

>Shiki's double bladed scythe
>Ryouna's quad pistols
>Homura using three katanas at once
>Murasaki's hair-mounted spinny blades

That's only a few examples.

>>380550146
Yep, came into this thread to reply kendama.

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A fucking paper fan.

>>380550448
fuck you.

>>380550159
That looks incredibly uncomfortable

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>>380550159
Who the hell even used anything besides the crossbow and the dragons tooth is this game come on now

Wakka's blitzball

>>380550621

in the cognitive world anything can be a weapon

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>>380550146
came here to post this

conceptually i think trails of cold steel having airgetlam arms as a weapon is pretty dumb considering that it begs the question as to why every fucking podunk store in the country has increasingly powerful upgrades for a weapon that is theoretically a national secret and specific to one particular person's model

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>>380550946
>Dragon's tooth sword
>Doing a lethal run
Hahaha oh shit nig what are you doing

>>380550146
Genis claims that he uses it because it helps him focus when he's casting.
Would Genis use a fidget spinner?

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>>380550146
>>380550503
>>380551005

>mfw people hate weaponized kendamas near me

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Dark Rose Valkyrie is like Retarded Weapons: The Game

>>380551304
>That tiny fucking handle
>The weapon being DOUBLE her size
Animu can be the silliest shit.

>>380550958
>heavy ass ball designed to be resisted by water
>being kicked around by leg day god

>>380550448
>double bladed scythe
>bad
so instead of one way to slash, you now have more options?
>ryouna's quad pistols
recoils balance one another out for more accurate aiming
>homura
she works out every day and she can probably make applesauce with her bare hands
got me with the hair thing tho

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the fucking handle

>>380551834
That isn't how recoil works.
That isn't how anything works

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>Weapon: Hairpin
I still don't really understand.

>>380553107
It's got magic powers or some shit, like equipping rings.

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>>380549835
The gun computer from Soul Hackers.

>>380553107
he attacks via spinning headbutt.

>>380553593
Its called a GUMP

>>380553593
This reminded me of the Dreamcasts with keyboards the protagonists use in Typing of the Dead, so I'm gonna throw those in this thread too.

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Dude imma throw a ball at ya stupid ass

>>380553953
yeah but the ball can have spikes on it

>>380553107
If it consoles you, for gameplay balance Final Fantasy Record Keeper let him equip knives.

Knifedog.

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>>380550735

I love how stupid they are, though. It's ridiculous and it only adds to the charm of how silly the games are.

>>380551834
Great, you got balanced recoil. So now you're getting twice as much recoil directed straight back. Also, pinky finger triggers seems like a terrible idea to me, especially with tiny girly hands. And how do you even load those pistols?

>>380554671
strait back is much more manageable, and the pinky can have a hair trigger

>>380549835
I'd say within FFXIII, Hope's is even dumber. Like okay, a boomerang can be a cool weapon and all, but why isn't it ever explained why he has one? and why does it looks like he shoves it up his ass after every fight when everyone has a characteristic way of putting them out?

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>>380553953
There's no way this thing is tournament legal.

>>380553953
Ever got a Basketball thrown at your stomach? Now imagine if the Basketball was heavier and had hard water resistant coating

>>380553593
You shut the fuck up about the Gun COMP nigger

>Summon demons
>Fires bullets at demons

Literally the best shit ever kill yourself dude

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>>380553593
It looks cool when it isn't in devil summoning mode and it's not even the stupidest COMP in the game.

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>>380554902
Worked in Mad Max. Good enough.

>>380549934
>>380550184
Especially the fragile looking ones.

>>380554902

Its a sport.

>>380549934
The regular one is a fun and kind of quirky design but shit like >>380550184 is just gay.

>>380557202
>talking shit about coffee table
nigga i will fite you