Hey Anon, why is this door locked? You playing Fallout 4

>>380512734
No, I'm masturbating to gay tranny porn.

Go away, Todd.

>>380512734
Your e3 show was the worst conference in an already shallow year.
I am only interested in wolfenstein

>>380512734
Fallout 4 a shit.

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>>380513328
>tranny porn
>gay

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>>380513328
As long as you promise to clean up and play afterwards.

>>380513805
Yes?

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>>380513328
Can me and the wife join you son? I even brought a game to play after we cum.

>>380512734
Why the fuck is your thumb on the wrong side of your hand, todd?

>>380514434
mods , he had to mod his life to make it bearable

yeah, i'll play fallout 4 as soon as this torrent finishes downloading

>>380512734
Oh, hey Todd...um... yea I was just going to get to playing it haha. Silly me almost forgot. I promise I'll start playing right away! I will also gladly pay for the stolen mods that you are profiting off of haha.

todd please dont kill me

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>>380513678
Just who the fuck are you white boy?

>>380512734
But Todd, I am busy convincing people on /v/ that creation club is not paid mods.

You told me to do this!!

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>>380515330
RIP my sides

>>380512734
I bought New Vegas and Oblivion on GOG.

>>380515330
Fucking perfect

Fuck you Todd I'm calling the police. You don't get to just barge into my house and demand I play your shitty games!

haha this meme is all over facebook and reddit now, it's really hella f*ckin epic. who is this guy though lol?

>>380513805
The only no-gay porn is lesbian sex, for there is no dicks

>>380512734
Oh that game? I decided not to pirate it. Waste of memory.

>>380515330
send help..

>>380512734
This image really pisses me off. The fucking hand is wrong. Literally impossible to grab those chains at that standing position with that hand.

>>380517297
hmm, yes. i do believe i am quite a good deal TOO sophisticated for this now stale plebeian todd meme

>>380515330
Is that a Jojo pose reference?

>>380513805
That's what's fun about tranny porn. No matter what sex you are, getting off to it is gay.

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>>380515330

>>380518002
you only think that because you haven't purchased Fallout 4.

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>>380513328
I see you are enjoying Skyrim: Special Edition, make sure to pre-order it for the Switch.

>>380518035
ummm I still think toddposting is funny, dear. but it has gotten quite popular in the less desirable web addresses too. which is all I was getting at, sweetie

>>380519102
kay bb thx

>>380518748
can I get a mission briefing on these two ravishing individuals?

>>380517412
Lesbians = cuckoldry = still gay
Only underages still watch lesbian porn anon.

>>380521062
all porn is cuck porn
hell, even having a daughter makes you a cuck

>>380513805
>>380513328
>>380515330
masturbating to any porn is gay, because you are touching a dick all the while.

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>>380513328
>gay
No shit wtf else would you watch? Straight tranny porn?

>>380519358
I wish we had a Todd version of that copy pasta

>>380522328
there is one

>>380512734
I played through the main story on the free weekend and it fucking blows, Todd.

I won't be buying any of your shit.

>>380522090
Yes,
>reverse trap straight shota gender bender crossdressing tomboy
are the combined tags of holyness, you will never know what you are fapping to

>>380522557
Really?
God damn, meme-tech is advancing way too fast

>>380522872
yeah but meme stocks plummeted after reddit

>>380519358
>Rothschilds bow to Todd
>In contact with Daedra
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Controls Bethesda with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles & Game studios globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Toddington will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of Game editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer mods will in all likelihood be Todd mods
>Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & on top of that mountain you can climb
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of preorders and unprecedented Game development progress with them
>Owns mod R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Toddmods inside your game right now
>Todd is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Todd bunker in Bethesda HQ?
>Learned fluent marketing speak in under a week
>Nation states entrust their game preorders with Todd. There’s no games in gamestop, only Toddstop
>Todd is about 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's not lying to us

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>>380513781

Y- you aren't playing my games? LET ME IN TO GIVE YOU A COPY! I WON'T CHARGE YOU 60$, I PROMISE!

I pre-ordered the Wolfenstein 2 Collector's Edition. Is that good enough?

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I can be your waifu if you buy my game

>>380523162
You can't charge me anything anyways, todd. I've already pirated all your games.

No memeing but is Fallout 4 actually good?

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>>380523648
no

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>>380523624
ENOUGH.

LET ME IN RIGHT NOW, OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THE WREATH OF THE GAMING GOD. MY GAMES ARE PERFECT, QUALITY OF THEM IS OUT OF YOUR PATHETIC MORTAL REACH.

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>>380523904
*lock*

>>380512734
If somebody did that to my door, I'd shoot them.

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>me
>ever promising playing a filthy gaijin game

You got me confused with someone else tom, go home

>>380512734
Fuck off. I told you if you come here again I'll call the cops. Dialing now.

And for your information, I'm playing Persona 5. Fallout isn't going anywhere and I enjoy Persona's characters far more than your cardboard cutouts, yes even heavily modded Curie!

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>>380523648

It's a good junk town builder. I sunk 400 hours into the game, 300 of which were spent building shitty little villages for absent minded settlers that would accuse me of being a synth.

The gun play is alright, they got that good atleast.

Uhm... the.. the graphics look good now. No more faded green or yellow colour palette.

Uh... what else... there's... there's pretty good companions with slightly more backstory and interest than f3 and f:nv.

And um... the... there's mods for the game...

That ends the list of good things about Fallout 4.

Go and try it out though, 2 hour refund is there for a reason.

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>>380512734
Holy fuck all this Toddposting is killing me. I fucking hate /v/ but God bless /v/

>>380512734
I'm such a fucking weeb knowing that the sauce of the door image is the Higurashi anime

>>380524818
>thinking only he knows that

>>380524818
Damn man, you must be like, a super Otaku or something dude.

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>>380524818
>I'm such a fucking weeb

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>>380524818
>>I'm such a fucking weeb
Yeah, and the bad kind of weeb, the one who likes moetrash. And edgy one at that. Shame on you anon.

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>200 hours vanilla
>still haven't finished the story line

>>380525594
KEK

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>>380525594
>that sweat drop

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>>380525704

You are weak, anon.

>>380525594
The B&E that saved skyrim 2

>>380525887

congrats on the extra 14 hours anon you are a beast

>>380525594
jesus christ is he getting a quick rundown in his pants

>>380524818
Haha, yeah dude you're such a weeaboo xD

>>380526059

Thank you mate

>>380525594
BOGGED

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>>380523904
Stop getting so riled up todd, you know we all own your games. We're just teasing you.

But Todd, Oblivion is your game!

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>>380512734

>>380524818

"im such a weeb haha"

>>380521532
Unless you're fucking her and you're the only one. Then it's alpha and based.