Ask someone who works at Ubisoft HQ anything. Won't leak

Then you literally have zero information that is of value to anyone.

There are thousands and thousands of people working at game companies. What the fuck makes you think you are interesting enough for people to care if you aren't willing to tell anything interesting.

Fuck off, no one cares.

Why are the games so fucking bad from ubi?

>>380482559
Did something go horribly wrong with first Watchdoges' development? I mean, graphics aside- combat, animations, hell, even Aiden's character, everything got a downgrade.

>>380483193
fpbp

>>380483219

That's what I'm saying

>>380482559
Bring back Aisha Tyler.

>>380483317
The studio ressponsible for the development of this game are currently working on other major projet, gotta split men, money thus quality I guess

>>380483219
They ain't tho

>>380483193
/thread

>>380483193
Are you having a good day?

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>>380482559
tell me why ubisoft is obsessed with "diversity" now?

tell me about that blonde short haired jewish woman who promoted Beyond Good and Evil 2 as "Multicultural and Multiethnic"

tell me about the hiring practices recently, the management, etc.

>>380482559
Change your Name you fool. To something not anonymous

>>380482559
how does a white man get a job at a company so focused on 'diversity'

>>380482559
if this counts, why did it take so long for anything to happen with for honor
because it hurt seeing a game i found fun be plagued with all those issues for so long

>>380482559
>Won't leak games or information
I don't give a fuck then

mods pls perma pubic ban this cunt
stick the post in front page

>>380482559
Tell me about those games and informations

no one cares for ubishit
Asscreed and Farcry are cancer to videogaming
Kill yourself

>>380482559
Are you at E3?

>>380482559

are you the janitor or something? How much green shit you have to clean in a day?

>>380482559
Right. No game informa

How big is the new AC's map? Can all the provinces be explored?

>>380482559
Was the break in yearly Assassin's Creed titles actually an attempt to make the games better, or a result of massive amounts of people quitting their jobs at Ubisoft?

>>380482559
why rabbids?

>>380483786
Lol talking about that, i've got a friend working on internal communication.

She has order to put the word "diversity" a maximum amount of time in an article.

Don't know the woman, she is not working at HQ.

Yves is really cool tho, he works on the open space with other people.

Management really horizontal, everyone is treated the same. Nevertheless all of your works are challenged everytime, it's really stressful. But who care, we've got free fruits and free access to exclusive game

>>380484078
The communication VP went total crazy about the leak, there is internal dispute about it

>>380484318
>can barely spell or string together a sentence
If you weren't claiming ubisoft employment I'd think you were a fraud.

>>380484058
Why green?

>>380483846
i'm not white

>>380482559
Can you guys stop making games? Thank you

>>380484484
e n g l i s h i s n o t m y n a t i v e l a n g u a g e w h y w o u l d I c a r e
D o y o u k n o w h o w t o s p e a k c h i n e s e?

>>380484179
great seller for young audience

>>380484775
So you're an H1B reject. Good for you.

>>380485215
>H1B reject
God i'm saying i'm working at HQ

Why are you talking about USA?

>>380484318

Switch players have anything to look forward to that we don't know about yet?

>>380484318
Is every game being an open world, tower climbing, map marker overload a coincidence between the studios, or a deliberate corporate mandate of some kind?

>>380482559
start the thread with a trip you idiot.

>>380482559
How's your team?
How's your chef?
Is SJW situation inside the company really as bad as people tell?

>>380483193
ubi intern got btfo in a single post, beautiful

>>380485890
Aren't you aware of the mario game?
I mean, we're really busy just with that

>>380486025
Men, of course it's deliberate, that's the Ubisoft touch. We want people to directly identify a Ubisoft game. At least for the adventure game.

>>380482559
do you mind if I pirate your games? i try them for half an hour just to confirm they're shit

>>380483193
the best post happens to be the first post

>>380486421
Are you having a good day too? Men I knew /v/ is full of virgin but still. Keep telling i'm an intern while you're unemployed

>>380486404
My team is really great, my chef is really great too, everyone is young. There is no SJW problem, but as I said, i'm at HQ, might be different in studio

>>380486536
Nah do it, i'm doing it too. Gotta save that payroll

>>380486735
What your actual job at HQ?

>>380486845
can't say as there is too few of my job, I won't stay anonymous for long

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>>380482559
Is that the Ubisoft logo?

>>380486460
I figured it was deliberate, but it's cool to get a confirmation.

Compared to the big AAA games, how much money did the 'Imagine' line of games bring in?

>>380487132
Nah that's a vortex ;)

>>380487228
Sometime I forgot these game even exist

>haha i know this will be a good idea for some rp people will totally care about this
most pathetic thread on the board right now

>>380487582
the most pathetic part is that he picked ubisoft

>>380482559
do you still have to get your tag with the new logo?

>>380483603
That didnt even answered >>380483317 question

fuck off if you cant do a simple AMA

>>380486958

You're in QA, some of us know that the 'staff' part is color-coded... ;)
Lots of love from tool dev.

>>380484530
You latino bro?

>>380482559
Why is AC origins combat Dark Souls/Witcher 3 trash?

>>380488196
for the last answer, I come from south of africa

>>380488105
If ever you're at HQ and are a player, send me a pro message, gotta find people to play with.

How does it feel working at the most shit jewish company to ever exist. Goddamn, I bet you're a jew too, that's why you obscured your face in the OP didn't you you fucking kike

>>380482559
Thread is kill now gotta afk

>>380483193

This.

But it gets worse. You better start looking for a new job, Vivendi will destroy Ubi next year.

>>380482559
Do you love me?

>>380482559
how is your finger so long

>>380482559
how big of a faggot do you have to be to work there?

>>380482559
ubisoft games fucking suck
kill yourself

is the development team aware that making AC's scale obnoxiously larger while not adressing the series' main flaws, namely that the core gameloop is beyond fucking boring, is gonna put a lot of people off once they discover that it's just a bloated Unity/ Syndicate?

>>380488425

Yeah, find me 20 fucking minutes, we're still working on an FBX asset compiler for a game I'm not 100% sure has been internally announced yet so I'll keep schtum.

Also, stop sending back that player model, you're pissing off art so much that slack is going apeshit. Hilarious to watch though.

>>380482559
Can you tell your mates to practice English more? I could barely understand Ubisoft's E3 presentation

How many dicks have you sucked during your career?

Are u guys templers?

Where's Splinter Cell?

>>380482559
What would happen when Ubisoft gets taken over?

>>380482559
Why do you keep niggerfying every game?

>>380488973
they will push the same shit as long as people buy them

>>380488592
Let's hope vivendi fails
>>380488650
I do, really
>>380488703
I went to the gay pride
>>380488950
i'll try eventually thanks
>>380488973
send a mail/request
>>380489187
baguette
>>380489224
Many
>>380489293
Many will be fired
>>380489082
what are you talking about

What was the company's opinion on Mr Caffeine? Were they proud of him? Ashamed? Is there a reason why they haven't used him again?

>>380489450
How close to being bought out by Vivendi is Ubi?

Is Vivendi aware how hated they are?

>>380489665
Not that close actually, CEO is really liked by both the employee and the stakeholders

I believe they know

>>380482559
How many towers does the HQ have for you to climb?

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>>380482559
Why does beyond race and sex 2 prequel suck?

>>380489765
ahaha I just imagine myself climbing to go to work

Does Ubi know how much everyone hates Uplay

>>380489760
That's good. I actually really enjoy Ubi's games

Farcry 5 is looking good. Will it be good?

>>380482559
Simple question:
Why?

how big is your cock?

>>380483603
need mo money fo dem programz

Why do you guys fucking suck

>>380490354
We all hope so, it might be a surprise for some people but we ain't investing crazy to deliver a shitty game

>>380482559
What does your Toronto studio even do except choke up Wallace ave. with yuppies while I'm trying to get groceries?

>>380490460
Not that big

>>380482559
Damn, I thought it was dick

>>380490893
Can you get me cool swag if I suck you off?

>no timestamp

Has Ubi ever thought of making a console?

Are the Assassins Creed games made solely for money (assuming they are)

>>380483193
Nice work.