/v/, you're buying the $800 collector's edition of

>>380475056

>$800

That's one of my car payments. What the fuck?

I think they took a page from Star Citizen's book in if you offer something with an absurd price tag, there will be someone who buys it.

>>380475250
Not paying your vehicle off in full

BWAHAHAHAHA

>>380475269

But Star Citizen is actually fun and the full game isn't even out yet

VERY EXPENSHIVE

SOMEONE HAS TO PAY

>>380475450
>my portfolio is returning 15% so far this year
>interest rate on my car loan is 1%

Sorry you're retarded, anon. Maybe you'll get lucky in the next life.

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Thank fuck it comes with a Certificate of Authenticity.

Hundreds of years from now this masterpiece of art will be sought over from all across the world. Fakes will be rife.

>>380475450
this is the stupidest thing you could possibly do.

>>380475056
Only true KANGZ can afford it white boies

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And which edition should I buy?

Time to book a week off work to analyse which editions have what.

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WE

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>my friend is getting married a few days after AC4 is released
>he just messaged on Facebook that he wants the collector's edition as a wedding gift
>mfw

>>380475506
Oh I'm not bashing Star Citizen. I'm just saying, theres a lot of people with deep pockets that'll purchase anything no matter how absurd the concept might be

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>>380475837
>stupidest thing you could possibly do.
>borrowing money off of credit companies and banks

>>380475739
Hahahaha yeah your also 6'4" and jacked right ?

>>380475056
No, only poor people like OP spend money they don't really have.

>>380475786
I don't get it. This looks like any other collector's edition. Where is the $800 going?

>>380475056
does that get me the new xbox wanx?

Wow that sucks, I didn't know about this when I preordered. Does anyone know how GameStop handles preoder cancellations?

>>380475056
comes with a slave

>>380475986
gold or god's at the most, what everyone should get is base game if they get it.

>>380476098
>doesn't know that some car retailers offer 0% interest credits
This is how I can tell you are an underage faggot who tries to sound smart.

>>380476735
Yeah, your mom

>>380475837
why are you planning on not keeping the car lmao?

Well at least there is a big Figure in it. This is the Limited edition from Warhammer 40k

https://www.games-workshop.com/de-DE/Warhammer-40000-rulebook-eng-ltd-2017
>>380475506
Please Chris Roberts go away

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>>380476448
>Where is the $800 going?
Guess

>>380477213
>nigger """""banter"""""

>>380476206
you're a fucking idiot

>>380476564
>Wow that sucks, I didn't know about this when I preordered.

Every game has collection editions...Just get the standard game and stop cucking yourselves by getting collectors.

>>380476448
The statue is 73 cm tall but yea it's still a rip off

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>>380475786
Pleasse tell me you can get just the steelbook, its all I want, i dont care about the statue and crap

>>380475056
Who is this for? Are there collectors for this or something?

>>380475786
You know...

I see that there's a steel book included, but

Where's the game?

>>380478196
>I see that there's a steel book included, but

Apparently theres 2. And the worst part is the one that matches the Black flag/syndicate ones is in the fucking $800 one. Fucking jewbisoft

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>>380478196

>>380477643
Really obessive fans or collectors. I'm still doubting the quality of any collector's edition statue ever since that Max Payne.

>>380475056
I find it odd they included 2 steelbooks in this of all things.

And I don't see anything out of the ordinary that warrants this $800 price tag

>>380479056
>VORBESTELLEN

How is this different from the AC3 and AC4 collector's editions? That huge price tag is not justified

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You could buy a real Ancient Egyptian statue for only slightly more

>>380475250
>one car payment
You are bad with your money aren't you anon.

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>>380476045
WUZ

>>380475786
>that
>anywhere near worth $800

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>Literally just want the "A" Steelbook and nothing else
>Ubisoft expects me to pay $800 for it

Fuck that, I'll wait untill they re-release like syndicate.

>>380479906
Lmao

>>380475837
>Buy car in full
>Buy house in full
>Monthly expenses sans food are ~$400
>The rest is purely mine to do with as I please, and mostly makes me more money.

Yeah, sure is stupid.

>>380479056
>biggest pack does not have all items
what the fuck

>>380476045
>Niggers built the pyramids

As slave labor.

>>380475056
if I was stupid rich I would buy it because it looks pretty fucking sweet.

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>>380480104
KANGZ

>>380476096
>>380475056
>ac4
what's going on here...

>>380481329
>if I was stupid I would buy it because

FTFY

>>380475056
>4

Isn't it like 7?

>>380481340
>shitposting at 200mph
I found it pretty funny that the reveal trailer literally starts with WE

>>380481524
and rich

>>380480978
That's only semi true. The Amulet is in it but in better quality and the two other categories are just smaller statues.

>someone will actually buy this
>developers will notice and start pushing "luxury" editions

i for one am awaiting the next gaming crash

>>380482312
>developers will notice and start pushing "luxury" editions

no they don't have to notice anything. they know that every streamer will want this because of the fucking statue. streamers love to decorate their rooms

>>380480962
100% this

>>380481120
Dumbass, the pyramids were built by workers. Not slaves. Read a book sometime.

>>380475786
>costs $50 to produce
>mark it up to $800

Oh ubisoft

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>>380479056
Why is the season pass not in the god's edition here?

>>380482813
I've read the only book I've ever need to, the Holy Bible and it states the Pyramids were built by slaves not workers.

>>380479056
No gay sex with hats in the tab? FUCK YOU

>>380478196
You get the game later as paid DLC

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>>380483098

>>380483662
I feel better now, thanks anon

>>380475837
Sure thing schlomo

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The CE of Wolfenstein 2 looks nice

>>380482813
>built by workers
>Slaves
These are synonyms nigga

>>380483008
because it's for the atheist edition

>>380477626
It's Ubisoft. They'll have 10 different collectors edition.
All overpriced.

>>380484121
I get what they're doing but that face is still not good enough for the price.

>>380476098
>>380477239
>>380480962
>>380483867
Underage or stupid.

Many places will give you very low or 0% APR, this combined with inflation means you'll end up paying less overall.

>>380483662
Ubisoft needs to fucking die with these editions.
>Dawn of the Creed Legenday Edition
>Doesn't include everything

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>>380484121
Now THIS I can get into.

>>380484976
I think that's intentional,considering that alot of toys back then weren't so accurate.

>>380485542
you see that's what I was thinking too, but that's also pretty convenient on their part isn't it. Not like a better model would convince me anyways, I'm not big on collectors editions.

the version below it is normal CE priced and the only real difference is the statue is 10 inches smaller

>>380484121
>Schockhammer X

Nice

>>380480962
>buy house in full
UNDERAGE SPOTTED

>>380487265
Not him, but if you end up getting an inhereitence, or some giant sum of 30k+ from family, you might as well pay off your abode in full if you dont plan on going anywhere.

>>380487559
>if youre well endowed or rich
that goes without saying

>>380487559
>if you suddenly get lots of money you should pay things off
where did you see someone argue against this
literally where

>>380483662
I want to ask but I won't

>>380483662
>Gundam Bookmark
Nice

>>380475786

>Dawn of the greed
>800$

>>380479906
Why is it so cheap? I'd have thought it would be worth millions.

>>380488535
put on the hat.

I'd pay more 10€ for the steelbook.But these fucks have to be greedy as always

I got some unpleasant AC3 vibes from the trailer. Big empty maps with sand instead of snow, some animals you can kill for no real reason, and that's that then.

People laughed at Automata when it pitched out the Black Box edition for 200 dollarydoos.
Has Ubi gone mad?

>>380475056
Bought only one collector's edition in my life, it was for diablo 3, i learned the lesson the hard way, collector's editions are a scam and the people who still buy them are manchildren

>>380493773
I got Halo 2 steel book edition cause dad screwed up the one I wanted as a kid, Halo Wars special edition won from a tournament, Batman Arkham city special edition, and Fallout New Vegas special edition.

I mostly only go for special editions if they have special in game content for them or neat/useful real life items. The poker cards and chips from new vegas was awesome and I think I got 2 movies/most to all suits and a statue for batman.