If you are an adult, then you should NOT be hyped for Mario,

Check this 5

>>380474847
My parents are dead

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>>380474847
but I'm hyped for Anthem AND Mario

what now fool

>Being hyped for anything
Your parents are faggots for raising retards like you

I would be hyped for Anthem if I wasn't so sure Bioware will fuck it up.

>massive world
>dynamic encounters
>exploration
>customizable builds
All great things. But it's Bioware, so the world will be corridors, encounters will be poorly working scripts, exploration will be pointless checklist for XP, and builds will rely entirely on random loot.

>>380476027
>and builds will rely entirely on random loot
And probably you only be able to choose between two skills from a shitty skill tree.

If your an adult you probably wouldn't be hyped for anything at this E3 desu.

It fucking sucked.

>>380476458
You're a cynical jaded hipster, it has nothing to do with adulthood

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Yo who the fuck plays this kid shit anymore, just go play LEGO vs Barbie o r some other fag shit lol

>>380474847
>parents want you to buy Anthem
Parents wanted me to quit video games when i was 12.

Wish i listened to them.

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>>380474847
>you should be hyped for Anthem
Sounds a lot like what people were saying about Destiny and The Division. I wonder how that worked out?

>>380474847
I'm finally buying my own home. My mom is plenty proud of me.

>>380478586
Are you actually buying it or getting a mortgage?

>>380474847
Oh boy another game where I shoot stuff and grind loot

>>380477890
>Destiny and The Division
2 million seller games, it worked out well

>>380479240
Buying it. My neighbor is selling me his 2 family home for dirt cheap.

>>380474847
If it's Canada Bioware behind this game it's going to be shit regardless.

>>380479608
What's the resource for home hunting? I ideally want a condo but might settle for a house if it's right. I just don't want to take care of the damn yard, have too much space, deal with garbage fees, ect. I have been trying to use zillow but is HORRIBLE, especially for condos.

>>380479986
Just go to your local real estate agent.

>>380479986
>What's the resource for home hunting?
I can't help you with that. I got lucky that my neighbor got sick of owning it and wanted to sell it fast. Condos are a complete waste of money in my opinion. Not only do the have to buy the condo, but you still pay rent to the building the condo is in. Might as well just rent a fucking apartment at that point.

>>380474847
i legit cant believe that there are people above the age of 14 who play Mario and other nintendo games

Not gonna get hyped yet because this is still far from release. But I do plan on getting hyped the month before release if everything remains as cool as it looks now. I'm glad I never played Destiny, I would have surely ignored this if I had gotten into it

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I'm not giving one fucking cent to EA or Konami.

>>380480434
From what I understood, you're paying condo fees which are cheap as hell and basically the same expenses you'd be paying for a house (garbage pickup, you'd be paying for your own mower/gasoline, ect) and the mortgage. So basically a house. I just want to get out of this apartment and get something with a garage to protect my baby and work on it without some faggot reporting me for working on my car in the parking lot.

>>380480372
Do they actually try to help you find a good deal? I imagined they would be like a car dealer, find something that vaguely suits what you listed, then find one that's marked up and has unnecessary shit because they want a bigger paycheck.

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>>380474847
Ha, my parents, they don't give a shit what I play or watch and nether should you.

>>380474847

But i am hyped for Anthem. I just hope there is any form of close combat mechanics on top of the shooting.

>>380474847
>“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
I would put money down you're still pubescent

>>380481492
They'll be searching for as long as you want and you only pay when you make a deal, so if they fail to find anything that you actually agree on, they go home with no money and time wasted.

>>380481291
The city I live in doesn't have garbage pickup fees. You only have to buy the city trash bags which is like $5 for 6 of them I think.

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>>380474847
If you are an adult, you shouldn't even be hyped for video games at all. Only thing you can be hyped for are big asses and pussy juice.

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>being so insecure with yourself that you deny things that are enjoyable so you can be what you perceive as "manly"

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>>380476027
>>380476221

This is probably true.

Gonna keep my eye on it though. If it actually turns out like they presented it, it'll be one of the best games of all time.

I'm allowed to still have optimism...right guys?

>>380474847
>Bioware
Into the trash it goes, faglord.

>>380482132
>I'm allowed to still have optimism...right guys?
Yes, but then don't come to use crying because the game is shit.

>>380474847
>Yours parents want you to buy Anthem, don't you want to make them proud?
>a fucking destiny bordermemes clone with the same shitty humor

No, because they're fucking trash.

>shittalking kirby
I can understand the others, but not fucking kirby.
Take that back right now you little fuck.

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>>380482351

I p-promise I won't this time.

>>380479240
There's nothing wrong with getting a mortgage. Nobody can afford to outright buy a house unless they're millionaires or buying in shitsville, Kansas.

>>380474847

>Being hyped for anyhting related to Bioware


I'm alright thank you, I'd rather have that cool looking Mario game and this is coming froma guy who only ever owned a SNES.

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>>380481630
>cut marks
>threadbare cosplay skirt
awful.

>>380481971
>Being excited for big asses and pussy juice
Christ, what a fuckwad.
A real human bean don't need sex. He just masturbates to fatfurs all day, because he realises it's just a natural impulse and nothing more. It's just liquid shit coming out of your cock instead of your ass, and it's white.

>>380474847
"Yours" parents should have aborted you

>>380482132
>I'm still allowed to have optimism...right guys?
>Bioware
>EA
Whomever actually wastes their money or gets excited for this piece of shit deserves all of the inevitable disappointment they get. It's like some people just don't learn.

>>380482676
>A real human bean don't need sex. He just masturbates to fatfurs all day, because he realises it's just a natural impulse and nothing more. It's just liquid shit coming out of your cock instead of your ass, and it's white.
TBQH you're both fucking bonkers.

>>380474847
Shallow graphics showcase.

>>380474847
If you're an "ADULT" you should not be playing videogames but instead chase women and wageslave like a good ´citizen

>>380474847
>buying an EA/bioware game

No my parents aren't fucking retarded.

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>>380474847
>first minute and a half of gameplay is painfully fake
>random loot system
>Bullshot out the ass
>fake voice comms

I wonder where I've seen this before.

>>380474847
>hyped for callofhalodestinyeffect

this is the most generic setting I've seen since...well.. the other most generic setting bioware has done dragon age

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>You should be hyped for NOT DESTINY

>>380474847
Or I'll play anything I want and laugh at your sad attempts to appear mature.

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>TFW you're an old jaded asshole who was actually around when games were good so every single title at E3 looks like complete and total shit to you

>>380481630
More ass, if you would anon.

>>380474847
My parents don't like shitty games though.

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>>380474847

>being an adult
>caring that much about what your parents think

Pick one, kiddo.

>>380479986
>take care of the damn yard

If you can't take care of a yard, you don't deserve a home.

>>380474847
I only like singleplayer games, and would rather play Samus Returns than this. I'm not even excited for Samus Returns.

>>380482607
>cut marks
Where?

>>380474847
I'm an adoolt guise i play cod evryday 'MOOM WHERE MY TENDIES'

>>380475151
Go to bed, Master Wayne.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_C6AscSh8Q

>Excited by Anthem

>>380483709
Sup.
I stopped giving about E3 shit after Diablo 3 destroyed any urge I had to find out about new games.
Looking back I didn't miss a fucking thing. Same yearly releases of the same shit that's been coming out for a decade now.

>>380474847
If you are an adult you shouldn't play videogames in the first place.

>>380474847
Pushing your tastes while dismissing/shaming others is a surefire way for it to gain misdirected hatred.

You should be careful about that.

>>380479986

That's big boy world. You need an agent.

>>380474847
I was a pretty big Bioware fan back in the day. I even preordered Dragon Age II. That was the last Bioware game I bought

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>>380480372
So do they like work out a deal with the bank and I pay the bank on their behalf?

How does it generally work?

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>>380474847
>hyped for bioware's on-rail shooter

STOP. PLAYING. GARBAGE.